Fembots, could my dick please you? Everything on the internet

yeah you should just go gay

What is that? 4.5"x4"?

Eh, motion of the ocean.

>>673366073
Actually almost nailed it. Just a tad bit shorter and a smidge thicker

>>673366415
As long as you're not sub 3" you don't have a micro penis.

Learn to eat the pussy and rub the clit like a champ i guess. How old are you? Might still have a little growth.

Post next to object for comparison

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Reminded me of this

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>>673366629
21. And I hate this advice. What woman only wants a man who can please her using his tongue and fingers? Don't women deep down just want to be fucked?

>>673366764
pic for you

>>673367318
kik?

>>673367318
Kek. What a sorry pecker you have.

that's a small dick

>>673367318
Only a very small percentage of women can achieve orgasm from strictly penis penetration. Most women need the whole nine yards to orgasm, that includes oral, fingers, and dick. Also mental stimulation as well.

>>673367318
Fuck.... What brand condoms do you buy? Do normal ones slip out as you fuck? That'd be serious birth control issues

>>673367661
Apparently the ones who do have vaginal orgasms (not a small percentage, more like half) prefer longer dicks. I'm worried about being able to keep a woman because my dick can't satisfy and I doubt any amount of oral alone can keep a girl around for long.

>>673367626
>>673367511
>>673367252
>>673365917
ty

>>673367693
They make condoms for small penises. You just have to order them online.

>>673367318
Unfortunately also you have no hope of growing anymore. You might get a little more girth the next two years but its very unlikely.

>>673367318
I have slightly above average and my girl prefers to finish with her bean flicked or licked because it hurts her after a bit. So bigger is not always better op

>>673367942
Yeah I figured I was done growing

>>673367926
Maybe find a petite Asian girlfriend? The ones under 5 feet tall maybe? Might be OK with them. Unless you have them go through childbirth. They'll stretch after that and it'll be different for both of you from that point on.

>>673365731
Femanon here, iv taken small and large cocks and i gotta say a larger cock is preferable to me, being filled up with a dick is a very satisfying sensation... That is not to say that small cock isnt pleasurable however, it is indeed how you use it. You should have no trouble pleasing the ladies anon, maybe not ALL the ladies, but enough that i wouldnt be overly self conscious about it. Even smaller dicks feel good :)

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>>673367693
Tried on a normal condom. It's... less than ideal. But I don't really get much use for condoms anyway

>>673367926
Yeahave 7.5 inches here. I've fucked over 20 girls and only 1 came a lot from cock and her x was even bigger...like 9 or or so. She came a lot though just from getting fucked. It was really hot. Most other girls though I still have to rub there clits. Sometimes I make em nut without it but it depends on the grill. Some girls also don't nut the same. Girl are weird. You'll be OK dude.

>>673368205
This is actually very reassuring, thank you for not feeding me bullshit or memes

Get your girl a bigger dildo and a vibrator, fuck n vibe so she cums with the force of a thousand suns, then finish with yours while she's still twitching from the big one and really sensitive. Fun for both of you, and it's hot to pretend your girl is some cock whore.

I just googled the length of a big lighter: 3,25 inches, your dick seems to be not that big

>>673368220
have you got kik? I'm in the same boat

>>673365731
Your confidence will also play a big role in whether a girl finishes or not. Find out what she likes. Romance her, talk dirty to her, and if you feel like shes not satisfied once its in, then get into a position where you can rub her clit. If you show weakness itll kill the mood for her. Just project confidence and youll find many girls will be pleased

>>673365731
homofag here i like it

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>>673365731
op must be underage&

>>673367318
You've got it all wrong! Girls want to find a guy who has money, marry him, divorce him, take half of his possessions, and suck the last drop of blood out of him. That's the only way to truly satisfy a woman!

>>673365731
Pff, eat me out instead. I had a one night stand with a guy who must've been 3.5, but he had a tongue like a jackhammer. Must've been exercising it. Anyway, master that, and you'll get your rewards :)

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>>673368220
that really isn't a decent way if measuring a dick. take a flaccid shot then a hard shot before you dress it up with costumes

>>673365731
>>673365731
>>673365731
Does OP have kik?

>>673368220
That won't do. You'll need it to be snug otherwise it won't work as well.

If you can't focus on fucking because you're thinking "did it slip off?" then it'll ruin the mood.

Mine seems to be just a slight bit bigger, and I've got some purge I'm losing that will help my case. But I've had no complaints thus far. I'm close with an ex who has told me her current is bigger, but frequently comes over to fuck just because I'm better at it than he is

>>673370229
Pudge, not purge

The main stream adult industry also projects this facade that you need a monster cock to please a girl. Most of these girls have been taking dicks like that for years, but look at some amateur stuff and youll see that they are in pain just waiting for it to be over. I think all like vaginal and clitoral but most dont get off unless there is clit stim

>>673365731
You don't seem like a fat guy. Rate yourself out of 10.

Most comments seem like solid advice. So long as you don't project insecurity (and find a compatible girl) you're fine

>>673365731
Hey OP, I have picked up a little trick that will help you out if you're scared that you can't satisfy a woman during sex.

Get her to go on top and while she is on top of you, just grab her hips and push them back and forth, don't let her go up and down make her slide back and forth, the outside of her pussy (labia and clit) will rub against your crotch and your dick is just about the perfect size to constantly hit a woman's G spot. Do this and I promise she won't care about you size in the slightest and will be jumping on top a lot more often.

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Smaller than this?

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But not as small as this

More like this

>>673371394
>tfw can't get off to small penis humiliation because my dick is above average

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Wishes he was in this

>>673365731
Looks decent enough, 7/10 would suck.

>>673371595
Why would you get off to small penis? Are you gay?

>>673365731
Your length isn't gonna be a huge issue for most chicks but that looks pretty narrow tbh, also that's the most complete skin bridge I've seen, congrats anon.

>>673371854
Why aren't you?

>>673368851
This OP. 7 inches reporting in and all grills are diff man. Its been said already but some girls can't even cum with just dick, a lot actually. Its a cheap investment for a little vibrator that works well and the girl thinks it's cute cuz they can think of you while they masturbate or some shit cuz grills have emotions and stuff while they sex.

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Hey OP how does it feel that my flacid cock is bigger then you erect?

>>673371854
Ive been with guys and girls and i dont like watching a small dick penetrate a woman. It doesnt make a straight guy gay to want to see a big one in a girl

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>>673372041
Penetration is very stimulating but you're right, a little something more makes all the difference, whether it's some dirty talk, vibrators, or some other shit it does wonders.

>>673368220
Dude, you never tried a condom on before? If your dicks short then you simply don't unroll it all the way, the various sizes you can buy account for girth not length, so buy tighter fit condoms, people who make them aren't retarded, they want to sell condoms and make them to fit just about everyone.

>>673372140
Nevermind i misread that

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>>673372311
Everyone should have one of these in the bedroom.

>>673372560
A back massager?

>>673365731
Instead of making out like you have a small dick, just make out that you are very shy, then use a strapon....fuck that Lesbian chick managed to fool a 10/10 that she was a guy for over a year using the same trick

>>673372694
If you want, there's not much you can't do with them.

>>673372788
What? Story? Pics of both?

>>673372130
Super ugly and misshapen

Why so much wrinkles?

>>673372311
Ya good point. Doesn't even need to be a vibrator. Just something extra to get her going. Even just some foreplay before hand. Eat her out and make her cum like that then she already got there once so when you Fuck her it's a little easier to get her there again with dick and a little extra clit stim. Girl will cum buckets. Also huge turn on for me is a sopping wet Pussy so it gets me more amped too. Girls like the confidence more than size. I'm 7 inches and I get self conscious sometimes too so I can imagine OP feels it too.

It's all about confidence. Don't make a big thing of it.

>>673373033
cause it's not erect. like think. bathing in cold water cock.

>>673373175
Exactly what I said too anon. Fuck just pretend you have a 9 incher if you need the confidence boost. Don't sweat it OP

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>>673372130

What a fucking UGLY dick dude. I think most women would prefer a smaller size to a horrid looking prick like that, given the choice.

what's your height OP?

>>673373311
But why is it so ugly?

Op go to a warm country for a few years, been proved there's a correlation between dick sizes and outside temp, the warmer a country the bigger the average

>>673374789
>So maybe in 300 generations your descendants can have a normal sized dong

>>673374902
Take longer than 300 for you small dick faggot

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>>673375026

>>673374753
i dunno to much foreskin? i had an accident when I was a kid I think and it more or less ripped my frenulum. so theres a bit of scar tissue on the underside. I agree it's a bad pic there. trust me doesen't look that bad in reality.

>>673368220
OP at least you're not in my boat I have a 5 inch penis and i'm black. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY "OH NIGGERS DICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG" jokes that I get. It sucks.

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>>673375293
>i had an accident when I was a kid I think and it more or less ripped my frenulum

I had one in the first year of having sex, 100% convertible now.

>>673375402
Nah you're just a racist cuck faggot.
>nice try tho

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>>673365731

Girl here. Let me just say this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Did too much adderall now my dick dosnt work

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>>673369508
This guy gets it.

The only time your dick matters is when they're discussing it with their friends.

Women are not men... They do not feel the same way about you that you do about them. It's just a fact, jack. Stop going crazy trying to please a woman like you want her to please you. She wants totally different things out of life.

>>673375293
Does it look better when it's hard?