-Civilization Thread- >Underwater Biome: Sea Camp Autism03d

>>673316699
>>673316872
mine dat shit

>>673316872
They develop a sonar device that mind controls the tigersharks.

>>673316872
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionally begin mining in the hole for metals and begin worshipping Serket.

>>673316872
Where the fuck are my metals at boi?

>>673316872
OP <3

Worship Church of Poseidon which has a magnifying class on top to swivel and burn sharks

>>673316872
>>673317089
Reroll.

Mine for da mats N sheet

>>673317089
Fuck you and your stupid scorpion girl shit. Go kill yourself.
>>673317078
Roll for this

>>673317138
Rick is rolling for this shit

>>673316872
make a candy farm

>>673316872

mine for some metals OP

>>673317138
Rollio

>>673317268

Make a dwarf fortress style candy farm. Go to the circus, OP.

>>673316872
>>673317089
Time to reroll.

>>673317078
roll

>>673317089
Roll, without the scorpiongirl shit

>>673316872
OP where the fuck are the metals at?

Fuck a bunch and make more farms. Once we have more manpower then we should start mining and shit

next course of action is obviously to smash a hole in the dome

>>673317387
roll

>>673317138
ROOOLL

>>673316872
>>673317089
It's time to reroll again.

>>673317387
roll

the black figures are from another bubble civilization created millions of years ago and they're niggers that grew gills and are going to steal from the new bubble dome

the only way to stop them is to sacrifice the newly born populant to the tiger sharks as a sex slave, then the new civilization will receive protection

>>673316872
>>673317488
WINRAR

Spongebob and gang show up to make some crabby patties

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>>673317008
The last dubs was a mining request, so fuck everyone else for right now.

The people send one person down to mine for ores.

New material is never a bad thing.

>Population: 3
>Resources 27 (+2 per turn)
>Condition: Lets find some diamonds!

>>673317098
right here cuh

>>673317545
roll

>>673317488
YEEEESS. WE HAVE A WINRAR

>>673317573
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionallydevelop a sonar device that mind controls the tigersharks and begin worshipping Serket.

>>673317573
civ digs another hole

We build a wall

>>673317573
>>673317671
Reroll.

>>673317573
>>673317488
OP?

>>673317573
make farm better to sustain more resources

after that ask Sweden for some meatballs

>>673317573
>>673317671
It's time to reroll.

>>673317573
hole unleashes toxic fumes into the biome that turn everyone into fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites who go on to smash a hole in the dome

>>673317573
Church of Poseidon m8

>>673317573
Find cave cows

>>673317710
Roll

>>673317573
>>673317671
Rerolling time.
>>673317776
so close

>>673317573
They breed like rabbits and have like 10 more children.

>>673317534
also this

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>>673317776
so close

>>673317573
>>673317671
reroll

>>673317793
fuck it
reroll

>>673317798
>>673317793
rolling for both of these

>>673317776
O N E O F F

>>673317573
Candy farm candy farm

>>673317573

Try to build an airlock into the ocean outside

>>673317573
>>673317671
reroll again

>>673317793
CHURCH TIME
ROLL AGAIN

>>673317573
>>673317888
WINRAR

>>673317573
The female is raped and impregnated by a foreigner. In her humiliation, she kills herself 3 months in. Now, the father must wait for his daughter to mature.

>>673317888
no

>>673317888

fucking autists...

>>673317888
SET4LYFE

>>673317888
god damnit this nigger won

>>673317588
winrar guys

>>673317938
>>673317888
Trow the church in there too OP

>>673317888 Trips have spoken loudly OP

>>673317888
>>673317999
TRIPS canceled by another trips, fucking rekt.

civ builds bubble statue

>>673318104
>first trips

>>673318176
hush, my child, don't converse with the likes of that autist

>>673317999
True

Civs do actually find way to turn ocean water to fresh water with materials they dug up

>>673318176
Autist trips don't count fagboy

>>673317573
they use the metal to build robot miners, the child returns home and fucks his dad

Lets see these good fortune trips op the fuckers been trying to win long enough

>>673318279
Adam and eve level shit

>>673318104
wtf thats just being disrespectful to trips having some bullshit rule like that

Embrace jesus

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>>673317588
Sweden informs the People of the origins of these Nigger sharks, and how to appease them.

One of the population is shunted out into the open sea, where Tyrone the shark grabs him in his teeth and takes him away to rape him in the coral caves.

The dome is protected.

>Population: 2
>Resources 25 (stagnant)
>Condition: wtf just happened

JFC these double leveled capchas

>>673318176
Doesn't matter, it gets canceled.

>>673317588
This is what was rolled first.

>>673318466
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionallydevelop a sonar device that mind controls the tigersharks and begin worshipping Serket.

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>>673318466
NOW IS THE TIME BRETHEREN. ROLL FOR THE GLORIOUS CHURCH OF POSEIDON. MAY HE SMITE THE SHARKS

>>673318466
>>673318518
Reroll.

>>673318466
>>673318518
Reroll.wew

>>673318550
Give us the CoP

>>673318550
rolling

>>673318559
Rereroll

>>673318466
>>673318518
It's time to reroll.

>>673318518

reroll

summon the swordybrody

>>673318466
civ finds magic lamp
wish for a population of 6

>>673318466
more babies

>>673318466
>>673318518
Rereroll.

>>673318466
They become depressed and commit suicide because they lost their child.

>>673318518
Rolling

>>673318518

rollio

>>673318550
Give all your dubs to Poseidon

>>673318466
Keep digging, and name the hole The Rectum

>>673318466
>>673318518
Reroll time

>>673318667
FUCK
roll

Terrifying idly dug up in mine resembling an inhuman dark creature, more black figures show up around dome in distance

>>673318690
rolling for swordfag

>>673318692
rr

>>673318466
They make a fucking candy farm and then screw eachother's brains out

>>673318766
winrar

>>673318466
>>673318766
WINRAR

>>673318550
>>673318619
RAWL

>>673318766
winrar

They're all visited by the U.S. Marines. The youngest is sent out that very day. He wipes out the sharks and becomes leader. He then goes mad from ptsd and kills the civ.

>>673318690
>>673318761
rerolling for my waifu

>>673318766
>>673318692
Winrar

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>>673318766

In the mines they come across a hidden treasure of Atlantis. they use this to conjure a wish for more people.

>Population: 6
>Resources 23 (-2 per turn)
>Condition: Who are these new people, and are they... "real" people?

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>>673319213

Poseidon is displeased there is no Church in his name. He smites all but 4 of the population and turns them into half shark mutants (this gives them the ability to go outside of the dome)

>>673319213
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionallydevelop a sonar device that mind controls the tigersharks and begin worshipping Serket.

>>673319213
find cave cow

>>673319213
>>673319253
Roll, please be winrar

>>673319213
>>673319268
Reroll.

>>673319213
civ finds sword
it hav eyes
:^)))))))

>>673319213
They build a robots to work in the mine

>>673319299
WINRAR

>>673319299
winrar

>>673319299
>>673319311
GET FUCKED SCORPIONGIRL BRO
CHURCH TIME

>>673319299
Winrar

DOME INSTANTLY FLOODS WITH SEMEN
INFINITE FOOD SOURCE

>>673319433
Winrar

>>673316872
Is that where Sandy the squirell live ?

>>673319493
too late

One morning they wake up and devise a plan to break out. They had just been informed by the outside world (via antenna) that the tiger sharks where decoys and were rigged with nukes to eliminate the civ. The plan is to summon Poseidon for an escape.

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>>673319299

The Great God Poseidon is very displeased at the new inhabitants of his domain not correctly honoring him.

He smites two of them into shark hybrids to force them to love the sea, and at the same time showcase his mighty....fishy powers.

>Population: 6
>Resources 21 (-1 per turn)
>Condition: WE WILL BUILD YOUR CHURCH DONT HURT US

>>673319941
big boss joins the dome

>>673319941
>[
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites with gills, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionally find cave cows and begin worshipping Serket and Poseidon.

>>673319941
Poseidon dies.

>>673319941
BUILD BETTER FARM NOW

nigger shark boy and lava weave show up and help some of the population escape to bring supplies from a nearby island.

>>673319941
crab people invade

>>673319941
>>673320036
Reroll.

>>673320042
Re-roll

>>673320055
WINRAR

>>673319941
>>673320055
WINRAR

>>673319941
use fish fecal matter to fertilize soil and increase resource production

>>673316872
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give the pussi to the b00s

>>673320246
ЛȎƊПǏŵȠǼğņɋȤĭȁũʼnŦǙǍŷǜȧDZŔǨŎƠŃȴŭƐȶǙǺǴƯƖЛȖƊПЍ

Leroy smuggles in hella acid. The civ trip balls for days and have visions of the sharks invading.

>>673320111
i use these wasted trips to summon a big rock next to the dome in picture

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They create a submarine transportation system (S.T.S.) and are able to leave the dome freely and trade with other domes/the surface

>>673320631
rollarino my niggaridoe

>>673320631
Your imagination is dangerous to the dome inhabitants lifestyle

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>>673320055

Yo this shit is getting hilarious.

Nigger Shark boy followed his convoy of Tyrone sharks to the scene. Informed that they sacrificed a human, he and Lava Weave help them escape to a nearby island for supplies.

Poseidon, observes.

>Population: 3(+3)
>Resources 20 (-1 per turn)
>Condition: Scared, but hopeful. Pray to poseidon, or believe in the savior, Nigga Shark Boy.

>>673320804
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites with gills, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionally find cave cows and begin worshipping Serket, who kills Poseidon.

>>673320804
>>673320855
WINRAR

>>673320804
Nigga Shark boy and Poseidon do battle

>>673320855
i roll for "nope, fuck this shit you faggot"

>>673320855
delete the last part you blasphemous swine

>>673321015
rollarino

>>673321015
Sorry, first dubs, mate.

>>673321091
rock and roll

>>673320855
POSEIDON CANT BE KILL

>>673320855
listen to the damn dubs for once

>>673320855

fucking winrar for the umpteenth time

zeus shocks the water, killing poseidon

>>673321137
>>673321015
i will help roll.

>>673321287
can we win the rolls of bread?

>>673320855
This right here.

>>673321260
Poseidon is immune, he has his own electric powers

>>673320804
they fucking build a candy farm and then one guy sets himself on fire

>>673320855

winrar you faggot op

also, why'd the picture quality suddenly decline?

>>673321382
fuck this shit abandon thread.

>>673321412
roll

>>673321458

speak for yourself, faggot, i want to see this shit

I want to see the autistic works of OP.

Do us proud OP.

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>>673320855

After building a desalination plant and finding cave cows, The remaining populace are morphed into Herma-Scorps. Poseidon is confused, and Serkhet eliminates him to steal his domain.

>Population: 3
>Resources 26 (+6 per turn)
>Condition: Praise Serkhet, the Scorpion God.

>>673320855
everything that happened here was just a dream of needleman and Nigga shark boy and Poseidon fight

The cows gain intelligence and plot to kill the people and take over

>>673321757
Build a forge for creating tools.

>>673321757
The female is raped by a foreigner and impregnated. She feels humiliated and depressed. Right after the baby is born, she kills herself. The father must now wait for his daughter to mature.

>>673321757
why has it gone from not blurry to blurry? also; poseidon revives and takes over the bubble

>>673321757

yessss based OP. The scorpions reproduce and build more housing, start drafting plans to invade the surface

>>673321956
Re-roll

>>673321757
>>673321977
OH SHIT

>>673321977

dude wtf is wrong with you

>>673321977
kek'd and chek'd

>>673321977
WTF

>>673321757
a little jewish kid kills serkhet

>>673321757
Mushrooms grow big

>>673322128
Rell

>>673321757
The age of tecnology is upon us.
Everyone keeps worshiping serket but all the limbs are replaced with METAL BAWXES and space marine armor and no one asked for this.
Serket is confuz

>>673322128
Roll

>>673321757
the population is saved and unmorphed by black jesus of niggaweedcushwaterville shark boy nigger returns with supplies more people and a pregnant pig.

>>673322128
R

>>673322254
r and r for my roll

>>673322128
Rrrr

>>673322203
this is interesting.
roll for this after
>>673321977

>>673322254
eat my dubs

Hox genes get fucked up, everyone grows two genitals instead of one, 1 pair of legs instead of 3
Everyone is horny and stops working

>>673322128
Rlll

hey guys, did you forget about the people nigger Shark boy is going to bring back? what happens to them?

>>673322411
wat

wew

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>>673321977
For some reason, when I resize it now, it gets blurry. Will find a solution

Poseidon is not bested just yet. He fights for his reign and He and Serkhet battle to the death.

The true ending has begun.

>Population: 3
>Resources 32 (+6 per turn)
>Condition: Who is our true God?

>>673323097
Poseidon and Serket merge, meanwhile the herm scorpions build a forge.

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>>673323097

The true master of the seas, The Leviathan, battles it out with the Scorpion God. Poseidon (Newly revived) seizes the oppurtunity to strike them both down for good.

Also breed summ dem cows and temple of Leviathan

>>673323097
>>673323194
RR

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>>673322609
Hox genes determine how many of X you have, like how many pairs of eyes, how many pairs of arms, how many pairs of legs, etc.
Common cases of hox genes mutating is having two heads, or extra fingers

>>673323097

Macho Man Randy Savage kills both Serkhet and Poseidon, becomes the one true lord

>>673323097
>>673323194
Reroll.

>>673323097
>>673322203
Reroll

>>673323219
Rawl for the ultimate skirmish

>>673323250

reroll

>>673323097
>>673323194
RR Reroll.

>>673323303
>>673323219
THiuuus

>>673323097
>>673323194
RR time

>>673323250

rolling

>>673323324
>>673323280
>>673323275
samefag

>>673323097
one of the people makes a deal with hades to bring population and resource numbers up again

>>673323097
>>673323194
Rerolling again.

The age of tecnology is upon us.
Everyone keeps worshiping serket but all the limbs are replaced with METAL BAWXES and space marine armor and no one asked for this.
Serket is confuzd

>>673323194
Roll

Smash glass dome

>>673323219
ROOOOOL

>>673323219
This ofc

>>673323097
>>673323194
Rerolling time mate

>>673323250

fuck all of you I want Macho Man

>>673323439
Rerolling

>>673323097
>>673323466
WINRAR

They become sex crazed nymphomaniacs and die in a massive erotic asphyxiation orgy.

>>673323466

jesus this is so autistic.

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>>673323466
WINRAR

>>673323466
yep

>>673323466
kek'd and chek'd

rolled dubs first.

>>673323097
set resize to nearest neighbor, maybe?

a fire breaks out in the dome half of the people die of smoke inhalation the half that survived have now moved underground

>>673323418
rr

FUCK ALL OF YOU I WANTED RANDY SAVAGE AND YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME

FUCK YOU ALL I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

Mcdonalds sets up shop in the dome the people become fat and lethargic

>>673324074
I think that's enough computer for one day kiddo.
>>673324109
also roll

>>673324074
chill broksi i wnated randy savage too

>>673323566
Lol roll for this

>>673324263
I have a plan that'll make us all happy.

>>673324197
>>673324263

i'm willing to admit i got a bit carried away

oh well, the cream of the crop rises to the top anyway

They make rape and drugs legal

>>673324443
that one got carried away... off your digits!

>>673324494
Reroll

>>673324443
>and all over the keyboard

>>673324378
please continue

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>>673324378

based op

>>673324693
The Leviathan, Poseidon, Serket and Randy Savage merge.

>>673324584
>>673324536

YEE BROTHER

>>673324741
I'm not OP.

>>673323097
is op kill?
this guy won>>673323466

>>673324074
Take your meds Ethan

Did OP die or is he making the epic 3way battle?

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>>673323466
This stuff is getting longer to draw.

The Leviathan enters the scene. He devours Sehket. Poseidon takes this opporunity to strike down the Leviathan, becoming the God of the sea once more.

The Herma-Scorps breed their cattle and construct a temple for Poseidon.

>Population: 3
>Resources 40 (+8 per turn)
>Condition: Poseidon, give us hope!

>>673324544
Winrar

>>673324925
Serket and The Leviathan revive, and merge together with Macho Man Randy Savage and Poseidon to create a new god. Meanwhile, we build a forge.

>>673324925
>>673324968
Reroll.

>>673324925
>>673324968
It's time to reroll kiddos.

>>673324109
Roll

>>673324925
A nuclear explosion destroys the dome and kills Poseidon.

>>673324925
>>673325055
Winrar.

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>>673324925
>>673325055
WHY DOES GOD ALLOW THIS.

>>673324925
Macho Man Randy Savage comes and carries the bubble to the surface, saving the scorpions

>>673324759
This is honestly the greatest idea yet.

>>673324925
Just want to say great job OP. Have been here from the start and rolled Poseidon into being, now it's turned into something incredible. Dope art skills btw, your thread is appreciated

>>673325055


YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH

I'm picturing macho man with gills, a scorpion tail, and a trident

>>673325185
this. but one of the scorpions crawls up his ass.

>>673325321
Our true saviour

wew

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bump
must keep thread living

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>>673325811
thrd stey live plis

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>>673326052
tis should be 'nough

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>>673325251
By the will of something ridiculous, All the gods merge into one.
Another being is inserted into the mixture, Macho Man Randy Savage.

A new God is here.
A forge is also built.

>Population: 3
>Resources 48 (+8 per turn)
>Condition: MMMMMAAAAAACHO\\\\


>>673325251
Thanks mate. I'm using a tablet and MS paint.

Its getting exhausting keeping up, so this will be my last thread.

Anyone else's captcha bug out for a minute?

>>673326158
OP. Thank you so much. You've absolutely made my night with Randy Savage. You are the most based.

I'll roll for Savage-God carrying the bubble into space, where the scorpions begin to colonize the stars

>>673326158
Civs ask great Macho Man Randy Savage God for more people to help with farm.

Also gud thrd

>>673326158
Cthulhu takes note of the happenings in his ocean. He is not pleased.

>>673326311

such a quick winrar

>>673326158
/b/ helped create something truly beautiful today

>>673326158
the new god uses one of civ to jack himself off to while they have sex to make more children.

>>673326311

winrar

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>>673326311

Machovianserkeidon gives the populace 6 more people. They are not Herma-scorps.


>Population: 9
>Resources 49 (+1 per turn)
>Condition: Under new management.

>>673326158
You can go to sleep now OP. ;( You've done enough.

>>673326777
Herma-scores and humans decide to have a war in the new gods honor!

>>673326777
Hermascorps begin breeding and make 100 people.

>>673326777
Cow rage

>>673326777
Herma-Scorps breed like rabbits and make 100 more Herma-Scorps.

>>673326777
>>673326777
chek'd

6 people use material found underground to build armor and scuba gear to fight the nigger sharks

>>673326777
>>673327002
rr

the nigger boy shark returns and kills the new god in its slumber. lava weave helps him but is crushed by the gods left testicle in the process.

>>673326777
The Herma Scorps become to de facto rulers of the humans, forcing them to work the mines, farms, and breed cows as slaves

>>673326777
Needleman (needle-scorpion man?) goes insane and murders the rest of his people

>>673326858

Please bring them to space first, then you can sleep :)

They assemble a thermonuclear warhead

>>673326777
>>673327088
WINNA

>>673326777
Lucky 777 trips. May Machovianserkeidon forever bless your soul OP

i love /b/ and the way you guys think.

>>673316872
Whats the bet spongebob the cunt and his fat fuck friend patrick come in and fuck it up for everyone

Ayylmao

can we gurren lagann this fucking bubble

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>>673327088

The Herma-scorps begin oppressing the new humans and forcing them to do the labor.

Machovianserkeidon is not pleased with the handling of his new gifts.

>Population: 9
>Resources 69 (+20 per turn for hard labor)
>Condition: WrAtH

>>673327595
The Herma Scorps begin breeding like rabbits, acquiring a population of 1,000 and colonizing space.

>>673327595
They all die in a nuclear detonation, the end.

>>673327595
MachoGod pops the bubble out of anger

>>673327595
>>673327749
reroll

>>673327595
>>673327777
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT