So /b/ I'm legit scared I might get robbed I walked outside to find this
shitty yellow x faintly painted on my house and some shady guys in a
shitty car pulled into my driveway and as soon as I stepped out fucking
zoomed off. All that plus I live in a shady neighborhood where robberies
Anyway /b/ on a scale of 1-10 how fucked am i
>lather yourself up with oil
>sit on the front porch all day until they arrive
>attack them with a raging hard-on
do not falter and battle until the last nigger has fallen victim to your assault boner and godspeed
so much this! when i'm planning on killing someone i mark their house with an x and make myself seen and known in broad daylight before i do the deed.
probably glow in the dark paint OP
call the policeymen and tell them someone graffitied your house with a big yellow X
tell them you're not sure if you're being targeted to be robbed or whether they're just warning your neighbours that you're a massive homo
I am serious. It's under a window, it means "vantage point" someone stalked that area, and the person they wanna kill is usually seen in that room. Call the cops legit right now because nothing will stop them from coming later even today.
Op here all these post are from me gonna start taking picw of my house to prove it's me nothing to serious just pics of my wall and room
Niggers and spics don't plan their crimes the way white people do. If you were planning on killing somebody you would try and be sneaky and smart about it, but they will just be brazen and brutal about it because they all look the same and have no fixed address. When white people commit crimes all you need is a license plate number or a name and you've got them. It's pretty hard to figure out which random nigger commited a crime when nobody is willing to name him, and if they are then they only know his 'nigger name' and he floats between a dozen different locations and has no legal job and the vehicle was either stolen or belongs to his grandma who hasn't seen him in a week and don't know when or if he will be back so don't bother waiting for him and also his gun is stolen and he got it from a nigger before the crime and passed it to a different nigger after the crime. Also niggers almost universally lack any sort of forethought about their actions, even if it's the dumbest nigger in the world and he gets caught 2 minutes after the crime it won't unkill your family.
You just gotta stop thinking like you are dealing with a person when you are dealing with animals.
starting to screencap in case OP is kill tonight
Sorry that was actually me
>got them man legs
So I'm pretty much stuck I could add a circle around the x but I have no paint and don't wanna leave my home now
I could call the cops and hope for the best
Or wait it out and shoot the fucker like a true goddamn American
Nigga yo house is haunted!!!
If you care about your life or anyone else's who lives with you, call the cops right now. Tell them the truth and don't try to make any shit up to convince them. Cops are stupid but they know shit like this because of experience. Call them immediately.
Ok I'm gonna call the cops and I'll post pics of when they show up and their car and shit
One more question is this a robbery or a goddamn hit this is very important
if you kill one of them, the rest will loot and plunder your house when the police take you to the station to make a statement.
also not sure where you are, or how the savages roll there, but here if you shoot one, theyre baboon friends will firebomob your house
Not really but like I said ties to the mob and shit
No but I was a witness to a murder by the mob but I kept my mouth shut but that was 20 years ago in Cleveland Ohio I live in northcaroline rn
Fuck man, a robber probably knows the area and doesn't need a mark they' may just remember and not mark to keep heat away.
Someone coming from out of town to make a hit would mark the house.
Just my opinion
OP here back porch light won't turn on anymore pretty scared now tbh would call cops but neighbor is over helping UA replace a cupboard rn. Don't wanna freak him out
Buy a German sheppard or at least a beware of dog sign. Get a safe for valuables. Buy fake alarm system signs for your yard. Also call the fucking cops.
I always give my hit a warning, otherwise it isnt sporting
You're pretty fucked OP, you should definitely call the cops and let them shoot the nigger that's got a hit out for you. Besides, I really wanna see another laughable game of 'hands up don't shoot' on the media anyways, haven't seen one in awhile with all this political drama going around.
Op here my house is pretty shitty who the fuck would wanna rob me I have nothing of use at all
Also if anyone has questions just ask I'll answer
hope you have a good gun and know how to use it OP. and some heavy cover. block all your windows, plan escape routes, keep an eye on your car because your brakes could be cut or a bomb planted on it.
Nope because I never told anyone they knew I knew and acted super friendly towards me ever since then until I left Cleveland
here's the plan
>quickly, strip down to nudity
>gather up a bowl of salt
>gather up any long, blunt object with a rounded tip
>run outside, wait for niggerobbers
>DUN DUNNA DUN, DINDU'S HAVE ARRIVED
>quickly, unsheath a knife and distract them by pouring the salt on them
>cut off their clothes
>drench them in oil, specifically around their ass
>shove blunt object up asshole
>post on facebook
>shout "FUCKING SALTY MAAAAAN"
>give image a caption saying the same thing
>shove phone up asshole
doing this should also cause you to ascend into godhood, so good luck soon-deity, you'll need it
OP, invite legal gun owners to your house tonight.
Like a few other anons said, mark near the door is stealing but a mark near a window is assassination.
You keep stating that there's nothing worth stealing but you've witnessed a murder, does that sound like a motive?
My guessing is you're going to be dead soon if you don't do anything.
Call the cops, they won't search your computer for this
>trying this hard for an ebic screncap greentext XDDD
get out confirmed this is now a thank mr skeltal thread
welp, hope you have good aim OP. get ready to shoot the fuckers.
buy a trespassers will be shot sign and tape it over the X. if they call your bluff shoot them dead. i suggest using something with a small caliber so you dont go deaf firing it inside.
if you want call the cops just so they know its there. theyre going to tell you theres nothing they can do most likely but since youre armed i wouldnt be worried.
try not to make it so obvious samefag
>being butthurt because your greentext flopped
Theres always next time
God damn shoes forming face apparitions in thumbnails. That shit's straight up haunted
OP here if my gun jams I'll just use good ole willy on then
Worse comes to worse I'll use glorious Vietnamese steel to kill my enemies
He hired niggers to rape him!!!!!
>Mmm yeah daddy bring your friends.
Whats this yellow x on my house /b/?
OP make it look like your going on vacation. Leave luggage out on the front porch for a few hours. Store all your valuables at a friends beforehand. Drive off to said friends house. Borrow their car and stake out your house from a few houses down. catch those dirty niggers red handed
OP here anymore questions before I die niggers
trying pretty hard
>oh no he made me look stupid
>BETTER CALL HIM A FAGGOT AHAHAHA
Epic win man. Now just fuck off back to jacking it to anime.
that is reflective paint, and should be visible when driving and a small light glints at it.
The real question is what is behind that window? This is someone alerting Jackboys (thiefs) that this is the best way in to rob you.
Honestly if you are in a shady neighborhoob get bars on your windows. sucks but it doesnt seem like you are moving anytime soon, which brings me to ask why? Move the fuck away from shitty places
Op here called cops just waiting now
Are you from 9Gag or iFunny?
Here is the view behind the window
LOL FAKE TABS LOL LOL KEK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
House is messy cause we are reinstalling cabinets and redoing kitche
Bro are we leg twins
>Lucky no 7's it is.
Put a fucking blowtorch over the front door
> Why not just have a star or something?
Already copywritten M8
OP here car pulling up to driveway same one as before gonna go check it out people are getting out of car. I'm locked and loaded
the time has come
maybe they did the x from the x files wrong??
OP please don't die, you must fulfill your leg fetish dream
get the fuck out you raging tryhard
i want to believe
Don't run, don't hide. Turn your ass right back around and be ready. If movies taught us anything, its that running and hiding only prolongs your death, or in your case, robbery. And maybe death.
If they come in your house, push forward. Make sure you have a plan for all scenarios.
- If they come in through the front
- If they come in through the back
- Through the window
- If they try to lure you out of your house
Strategically place any type of weapon in different rooms.
If they are in your house, TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS. You don't want them seeing your shadow.
If you have stairs, wait for them there. Stand to the side and when they walk up, use the force of a thousand men and shove those fuckers down. Bonus points if you have something heavy to drop on them right after.
Or use some type of intimidation to make them not want to rob your house.
But either way, be ready to fight back, don't run.
Also that yellow x is probably piss.
U GOT TRIPS
Op here first off thank you guys for making this thread legendary anyway long story short it was two basket ball Americans on my front porch tall one with a knife and short one with a bat as soon as they saw my gun they were out of there. I took some pot shots at the ground next to them and their car to scare them off. Anyway cops are on the way even faster cause I told them I fired on them I have to go thanks for being there for me
HOLY FUCK ANON, WASH YOUR GODDAMN DISHES HOLY SHIT
As if this thread couldn't get any better
I'm SO PROUD OF YOU OP, YOU STOPPED THE DINDUNUFFINS.
SEE >>673256509 YOU FUCK
LOOK AT THE WATERMARK
THEY FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT
THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU CALL IS THEY WILL JUST BE SLIGHTLY ANNOYED
ITS BETTER TO CALL
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR
Op here last thing for proof don't know if this Is enough but heres the gun to prove I fired about all the bullets I loaded in the mag
Op you're a legend. Good show chap.