Pulling up to McDicks /b/ dubs decide what I order
>Caling Mc donald Mc Dick.
>Giving them your money.
Sure we have master mind here.
no fuck off, McCuckalds is disgusting
Getting pretty full after the first one. Next dubs decide what i do with 1 big mac
Jizz on it, take a bite of it, drive back to mcdonalds and complain that it tastes funny
2 bites in. Don't know if I can make it. Ultramac 2 strong
Throw up and continue eating.
I was just reading this article. And then I came to /b/ in THE NEXT CLICK I see this thread.
Do an experiment. Place what's left in a ziplock bag, and then put that bag in the fridge for at least 30 days. Watch in amazement when zero decomp has occurred. Fookin McD's.
Take these Scott Steiner gifs to help you get jacked up!
LET'S GO SIT ON THAT SHIIIT
I really want a fucking big mac now.
I'm pretty full now. Got quite a mess here. How should I clean it up?
When I see the broken armrest I imagine OP is in the heat of consuming UltraMac...
UltraMac proves to be a challenge...
OP in heat of battle tears off arm rest...
OP is throwing out all his moves,
OP defeats UltraMac...
It's not over...
Ultramac has teamed up with Floormac...
The UltraMac and FloorMac now defeated on OP's keyboard toy with his emotions.
OP picks up the Keyboard covered in BigMac and trys to flush the whole thing in the toilet!
All of it together including the keyboard.
Surprisingly most of it went down in 1 flush. Let's try another
Nope, we're clogged boys. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this??
Born too late to explore the world.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to watch OP order 5 big macs, sit on them, put them on his keyboard, attempt to flush them, and then attempt to finish eating them
OP you madman. You restore my faith, that all OPs will deliver
I know, right? This thing is just a beaut!
I just wish OP would go back to McD's and order some more food for /b/ to command.
order some fillet o fish and repeat the process op
>wake up covered in 37 different guys cum
>it's all dried and crumbles as I move
>put two handfuls in my mouth
>god I love that feeling
>move my 496kg ass to the computer
>go on /b/
>see a thread about mcdonalds
>see that op is throwing it away
>I start to tear up from anger and sadness
>tell him to give it to homeless people so I won't seem like a fatass craving cumcovered burgers
>tell mom to get mcdonalds
>she slaps me and tells me to get a life
>there's only one thing that fix this
>suck 56734 dicks
>today was a decent day
Aww. I hope you feel alright op! Sending good vibes from here and on to you!
OP here. Just unclogged, cleaned my chair unclogged my toilet and brushed my teeth. Thanks for the help tonight guys. I'm going to sleep it off now. Good night