ITT: Things women will never be good at.
I'll start: Comedy.
I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing a great entertainer who relates to us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".
We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.
WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.
Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching some Amy Schumer stand-up with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.
You don't have to decide anything. You don't have to convince anyone. All you have to do is be female and make us laugh. That'll show us that women are good at comedy. All your words are meaningless, like trying to convince someone that gravity doesn't exist while clearly we're not floating around
You better watch the way you speak or else I'm gonna have ta suck ya dick home boi
Straight up eat ya asshole take a doo doo chocolate swirl nigga
If you really want to start an argument I'm gonna have to rub you down with essential oils you piece of shit garbage
like not even kidding right now I'll drain you so good you'll wish you never fucked with me
Give me your address and I'll drive to your house n suck yo dick while you sleeping faggot
I don't give a shit I'll kiss you on the mouth and shake your dads hand fuck you I'll go shopping with your mum then later I'll pour hot wax on your nips man I fucking hate you
Find any new material lying around lately?
It’s curious how you men still try to feel superior. Science is consistently showing that women are better in pretty much everything. We are better leaders, better academics, better nurturers; we have higher levels of empathy and social understanding and a better capacity for understanding language. We are more intelligent on average, more creative, we are less aggressive and violent, less criminal.
Men are egocentric gorillas that only excel at one thing: opening pickle jars. They are by default physically stronger than women. That is it. That is their whole repertoire. Men have managed to oppress women for thousands of years because we lived in times where that physical advantage mattered. This has given men the false impression of superiority. Like a marathon runner that before the marathon breaks the legs of the other contestants and then thinks he is the best runner ever if he wins.
But we no longer live in that society. Physical strength has become obsolete and is now only needed for dumb jobs. Everywhere else women are starting to dominate and settle down as the superior sex. So keep on raging men and enjoy the future. I know we women will ;)
>with the rest of us
we can't see your imaginary friends fam
did you just make a fucking reference to PORTAL