ITT: Things women will never be good at. I'll start: Comedy.

>>669253409
Anything other then making children

Having a Penis

>>669253536
/thread

>>669253569
Trap fans AKA faggots will disagree with you

Finding OP's dick

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>>669253409

I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing a great entertainer who relates to us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching some Amy Schumer stand-up with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

Seeing OP as anything more than a friend

Tolerating me.

>>669253761
Virgin detected

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>>669253761
Praying this is bait.

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>>669253761
>"Now drink some whisky,.."

>>669253761
You don't have to decide anything. You don't have to convince anyone. All you have to do is be female and make us laugh. That'll show us that women are good at comedy. All your words are meaningless, like trying to convince someone that gravity doesn't exist while clearly we're not floating around

>>669253761
Fuck off amy you cow.

>>669253761
Great material for a copypasta.

>>669253761
You better watch the way you speak or else I'm gonna have ta suck ya dick home boi

Straight up eat ya asshole take a doo doo chocolate swirl nigga

If you really want to start an argument I'm gonna have to rub you down with essential oils you piece of shit garbage

like not even kidding right now I'll drain you so good you'll wish you never fucked with me

Give me your address and I'll drive to your house n suck yo dick while you sleeping faggot

no homo

Getting paid as much as men

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>>669253761
Zozzle

Hello Amy

>>669253409
shut up lemon

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>>669253761
Amy? Is that YOU?

>>669254230
>>669253761
I don't give a shit I'll kiss you on the mouth and shake your dads hand fuck you I'll go shopping with your mum then later I'll pour hot wax on your nips man I fucking hate you

>>669253409
Committing suicide

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>>669253761
Find any new material lying around lately?

>>669253761
Ive never gotten Cancer in every part of my body so quick

>>669253409
There are good female comedians. Not many, true, but they exist. She is not one of them.

>>669253761
This is the sixth time Amy has made a post like this.

She's becoming exceedingly efficient at it.

>>669253761
She made a reference to something from 2007 guys she's one of us now.

>>669253761
I'm gonna post this to her Twitter and find out if it was her, brb guise

Music (writing and performing), other than singing.

>>669253761

Amy Schumer I would drag my balls through a parking lot full of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.

>>669253761
shut up faggot

>>669253761
>Browsing 4chan
>Cool
>Top kek

It’s curious how you men still try to feel superior. Science is consistently showing that women are better in pretty much everything. We are better leaders, better academics, better nurturers; we have higher levels of empathy and social understanding and a better capacity for understanding language. We are more intelligent on average, more creative, we are less aggressive and violent, less criminal.

Men are egocentric gorillas that only excel at one thing: opening pickle jars. They are by default physically stronger than women. That is it. That is their whole repertoire. Men have managed to oppress women for thousands of years because we lived in times where that physical advantage mattered. This has given men the false impression of superiority. Like a marathon runner that before the marathon breaks the legs of the other contestants and then thinks he is the best runner ever if he wins.

But we no longer live in that society. Physical strength has become obsolete and is now only needed for dumb jobs. Everywhere else women are starting to dominate and settle down as the superior sex. So keep on raging men and enjoy the future. I know we women will ;)

>>669255533
>more intelligent on average
>kek
Is that why predominately men have made all the scientific breakthroughs in the past 200 years?

so many baited retards ITT

>>669255533
Gr8 b8 m8

>>669253706
OP has to have one to find first.

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>>669255533
I see the dubs, and the baits

>>669253761
Get back in the kitchen with your stale ass copypasta.

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>>669253761
>with the rest of us
we can't see your imaginary friends fam

>>669253761
A new copy pasta is born.

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>>669253761
did you just make a fucking reference to PORTAL

>>669253761
As if 90% of people here are legal age to buy alcohol.

Also, gr8 job.