I'm still here. The shrine's still open for you all, so I hope you're having fun.
Anonymous, come in here if you want your fortune told, want some advice, or just want to talk.
still not ringing any bells
Why does everyone keep calling me master and kanra.
Also Koko where are you, we're not done yet.
I like the way you sprawl yourself out for me, Reimu-chan~
Geez, after saying that everyone would know who she is, it must be kinda embarrassing for so many people not to!
I've literally never talked to you one on one before
I can't even take my own finger...
Do you get girls too??
Master would fuck you up
-points at myself-
(Anonymous scum #2)
-hugs- everyone is being mean
-gets up slowly-
Alright, then. What's your name?
My brother is too close
That's hardly sprawling myself out...
You will take pre-workout and find out your gym is closed. You will proceed to sit still while sweating for three hours. Your lucky numbers are 1488.
So you're saying you're not even dedicated enough to practice? Satan truly couldn't ask for a more inept follower.
Because you use the same character and people know Kanra more.
I'm not sure that calling me a fag works as well when you're genuinely a lesbian.
People are always mean.
I'm not Angelic you fucking idiot, I'm Orihara, and I would absolutely knock Kanra out in one hit in front of you.
>Earl ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "85".
Ouch... better keep working on that list.
What have you faggots done this week?
I've almost gotten 1500 cheevos on Steam.
Noodle, is that you casually rolling double dubs?
Don't let the door hit you
Shouldn't you still be sleeping?
Please get a life
most likely is
yep, lots of female spartans like linda and kelly
>Kristopher ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "69".
The gods are not happy tonight...
I've been working for a living. Those frogs won't freeze themselves. You keep working on that epenor, one day you'll find a girl that's satisfied by it.
Dat wordfilter tho
I slept all day, I can't sleep much more.
Kristopher, you will scratch your cornea wiping out your morning eye goo tomorrow. Your lucky numbers are 4.6692.
i blame the jackass in the graveyard who keeps bringing his voodoo here
People keep linking me this and I think they want me to call it out for being crap or degenerate circlejerk or something. But a quick glance through and I don't think anyone else really needs to be told that, ya know?
You must be new here is all. My name is Murder. Nice to meet you!
>I've literally never talked to you one on one before
Want to change that?
*turns chibi and hugs your leg*
It's over 4 years, not that hard to do when you think about it. That's what, 375 a year? Playing casually that is a low borderline for me.
I can't tell if that is drenched in sarcasm of if that is sincere.
>But a quick glance through and I don't think anyone else really needs to be told that, ya know?
Shitposting proudly, suck it faggot
>You must be new here is all.
I'm always sincere, can't you tell?
It's useless, it's all useless. I'd hate to meet the people who have nothing better to do than that.
You could always try. Then you would get even more sleep. Anyways good morning
Shouldn't you be updating your passive aggressive blog now?
Why call me master. Don't be a loser on the internet like blood-chan.
I don't wanna turn on namesync. Who are you supposed to be? Not that I actually care, but let's keep the convo going
If you are not my master, then what do you do for a living?
nope dont think im new here, just never heard of ya. nice to meet you too though
hell if i know
I guess I'm what you'd call a secondary too. High five.
>Fernando has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "38".
Heyy, you're sorta lucky too.
You seem rather energetic today, did something good happen?
I'm going to go with no.
Trying wouldn't work still, I don't think. Good morning to you too.
Just the most sincere person I've ever known if I do say so myself.
Shoot people with packets online. Who are you even and what do you do?
Rejected by my only love again. sigh.
Yeah, no life at all. Sheesh.
Yeah, god forbid someone be a loser on the internet!
Ikarous is just a whipping boy
It smells like /animus/ in here
Not like you and me, right moon bunny?
Don't let me catch you lacking... Bitch...
>Fabian has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "43".
Your future's looking fab!
When don't I reject you?
I thought you preferred to whip girls.
Better than smelling like /pol/ at least.
Wahaha.. Exactly. Ah, but there is a difference. I don't age.
I cringed a bit at that pun.
No, no whips, just beer bottles.
Fabian, the stars tell me you will be banned for posting in an anime circlejerk thread. Your lucky numbers are 8 4 1961.
I Thought i wasn't going to get a good luck
I mean, right now i'm looking for a job and in my country it's all like "You Need Experience to get Experience", and i don't have any
Are you sure about that? I can't see very well from here, but I thought I saw a wrinkle forming.
That is true
eh it's like comparing the smell of death to the smell of raw sewage, both are horrid
You want to hit girls with beer bottles?
What name do you go by? You were here before this year? Do you understand what you are getting yoruself into?
Oh, I didn't know this was actually alice fags. I thought you and your ilk crawled into your corner of the internet and died while attempting to cut your dicks off and turn into trannies. I would say I am glad to see you are still alive but I am really not
a haxor, how wonderful. Are you a spic like the rest of the haxors seem to be? I am a businessman and my name is murder these days
Honestly though, I kinda want to talk to you. Add my steam. I think you know what it is.
True. Won't stop me from trying though.
I work for the government and am white, so no.
I predict that it will turn around for you within 43 days, based on your omikuji. If you want an extra boost, wear something silver!
HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
Oh, my mistake.
You need experience to get experience usually in a lot of countries, I was always told that you should apply anyway though.
Then why whip a boy?
It's more fun that way, at least.
>You were here before this year? Do you understand what you are getting yoruself into?
>I'm an oldfag I've been here all summer
MC, 2011 and getting involved with people on 4chan as i did back in 2011
Something tells me that seeing people alive doesn't USUALLY make you glad. Just a wild guess.
An innocent one.
If I see yo ass hoe'n round North Bali ever again I'm gon light your ass up and that's on blood.
Don't worry too much. Kourindou has a great new product in that'll help with that~
a boy will do in a pinch, although we haven't truly established what ikarous is.
silly moon rabbit
Is anyone here innocent?
Yeah, but you have to keep trying still. Persistence is important when looking for a job. Almost as important as skills.
Maybe for you, it's hard constantly being rejected by top QT.
*checks the mirror*
Eeeeh? You're just messing with me, right?
im totally innocent
Sure! Probably. I'm the most innocent of all.
>implying I ever associated with /animus/
I just go where there is fun to be had. There was/is no more fun to be had there so I don't go there anymore. I know when to call it quits though unlike some people who get attached to the idea of a fake internet girl caring for them because their life is so fucking pathetic
Being the janitor in the capitol building of your state does not count as a government job. Let's say I believe you. Why are you here?
I don't have namesync on and I refuse to go to alice chat ever so no I can't telll which one of you retards is real or just an anon
Oh so everyone here is a fucking alicefag then
You couldn't be more right. I could have seen someone die in a car crash yesterday too but their fucking traction came back last second. I was really upset
Shit nigga, don't trip
Is that what made you date the frog too?
Just find a Korean girl, there are thousands of them.
Sure you are.
Because Touhou is known to be a rather hard series and you need to git gud.
Sure you are.
I remember when Orihara fucked a guy.
Got a report due tomorrow, sources are scare, need to find critiques on Jungian Psychology and most that I've found are hidden behind a paywall, needs to be 3500-4000 words and I'm at 1200 so far. Any advice?
C-carry a pocket full of dimes?
You tell me, you're the one looking.
Im human trash that leeched 650 dollars recently from my LOWER CLASS father to buy, of all things, a 200 dollar figure, games, and other useless shit. Ive continuesly leeched more from past times too.
Im not working and have no real hobbies other than casual games and anime and extensive jack off sessions. Im terrified of getting a job or really just putting myself in a position that im not sure whatll happen to me. Ive been a neet for about a whole year now out of highschool. Not taking the college route.
I know bitching to anonymous people wont change shit but im just wondering what kind of advice you have i guess. Should i just sodoku.
Because Zun still makes you play with a keyboard instead of a mouse like a barbarian.
I need some advice. I got my first Kiss last night, and while it was great, I'm not sure where it leaves me.
not gonna greentext cause I'm a huge faggot
She is my absolute best friend, and she's been through a lot of shit recently. I have been there to support her while she is working things out. I was fine for a long time with that, but feelings started to form and I came clean to her last week and told her that there has been this little voice in the back of my mind yelling at me to just man up and kiss her. Last night we went out for Valentines day, and at the end of the night, literally 5 minutes after telling me how she isn't ready for a relationship yet, and wants to stay friends, she starts talking about how I've never had a first kiss. We skirt around it until we both say fuck it and start making out (shit was fucking cash)
I found out after the whole kiss thing goes down, that she has had a crush on me for a long time and ever since I came clean she has been thinking of kissing me all week.
How should I proceed, keep in mind she is in a very fragile mindset right now, and I don't want to hurt her
OH SHIT, CLOAKER!
>I don't have namesync on
>so no I can't telll which one of you retards is real or just an anon
Are you fucking serious
git gud m8
Charming. Boy, we'd get along in another life. Or maybe just in a couple of years. Ahahahahahaahahahahahaha.....
Of course I am!
Uu... That's not funny. My youth is all I have!
I never stopped being straight?
I'm likely more necessary than you. Because I'm bored and studying?
Yeah but there's only one of you.
Why don't you go to the forums and cry like the bitch you are?
Just relaxing here with these folks. I didn't speak up much last time, but you're not too late. The shrine will still be open for a while.
Could you have prevented this, Anonymous? Be honest.
I don't know. I just keep pressing retry until I get it.
My name is AWOOO now give me my damn fortune
Salty. Probably because 9/10 forums I've been to are too boring and slow.
>work for government
I honestly don't get along with anyone
I am sure I could be if I sucked enough e-dick like the rest of you but I have standards
Better go tell Kermit or Alice xDDDDDDD
its the only possible conclusion
yeah i am
fuck you and your sam fisher bullshit
-picks you up and snugs- what brings you here?
Mm, then you need to try to go at her pace, don't you? I wouldn't necessarily try to force anything, but at the same time I wouldn't deny her because it might not be the best thing to do to someone that's in a fragile place in her life. Really, it's all about understanding what she wants and not pushing things too far, so being open to dialogue about it is a very good idea.
Right. I totally believe you.
That was actually more smooth than usual.
That's why you kept posting butts.
>I refuse to go to alice chat ever
Thank god, my treefort is safe.
>Better go tell Kermit or Alice
Yeah I'm mad now so I'll go tell on you on the internet
I like this Cirno
You sound like 90% of the people on this board. Just look for a low end job. Or try to stream your gameplay. something easy.
just keep being her friend. If things are supposed to be, transitioning into a relationship with be natural to you guys. Don't force yourself to be with her. Just...be with her. Be with her like you were and how you are now.
I mean it would've prolonged my suffering by making me have to do this and just get more and more frustrated over days rather than 1 day but the word count would've been less of an issue if I started sooner
Well, first, stop buying luxuries with other people's money.
Second, you're gonna have to put yourself out there in the world eventually... Having a job isn't that bad once you try it. It might get stressful sometimes, but you'll be fine, and you'll have all kinds of money to buy your own stuff.
You should take it very slow. It's great that she has feelings for you, but you should make sure those feelings are real and not just born of desperation-- if they are, your relationship won't work out.
You're a good person for not wanting to take advantage of her. I'm rooting for you, Anonymous, just take it slow. Don't try to put labels on it or anything just yet.
You still have it, don't worry. You look like a busty 15 year old...
Yeah, I study to further my education to make more money? Is that a difficult concept to understand?
I was quoting a line that cloakers say, m8.
Most people like you don't.
*realizes Awooing is allowed here*
Well, okay, then.
TIL they break the fourth wall more than just yelling that the have your DLC
I should probably press B or get an Everstone on you.
I mean it's not like it's obviously the opposite or anything.
I don't mind Gilgamesh for what he is, I hate how rapey he is with Saber though.
there is nothing wrong with posting butts
my goddamn sides
the internet is super serious business
i do too, makes me forget that i dont like the old one
Yes, the color will work.
Okay, well, I was mostly talking about the sources. I assume you go to college, so you should have access to some journal databases, right? If you had more time, your library would've been a good bet too, but...
How'd you sleep, ME-tan?
You have GOT to put that in the OP next time.
I'd post my cosplay if I had pics handy, but Kogasa reporting in~!
Oh, good! You're all set, then!
Well, since I told you, how do you think I look?
I need a name to use.
Not going to stop me from trying to win your heart.
Nah don't got access to anything like that. Anything bookwise I'm fine on, just finding critiques of Jungian Psychology is next to impossible right now, and I doubt anything like that could be found at a library if the internet and Google Scholar gives me some paywall shit and maybe 1 novel
I have my reasons for not doing that.
Saw the thread while browsing. It was worse than I thought.
Is there a certification you are going for or are you just reading up on random shit? I wouldn't call the latter studying
Are you trying to say there are others like me? I don't believe you! I have looked for them. Everyone is boring
Seriously why are you all still fucking talking to each other. Its pathetic
Hardly innocent though.
Phantasm is a comedy spinoff/crossover with Tsukihime, so it's kind of different.
Then I should probably avoid stopping you evolving to keep things interesting.
Kiss anon here, There is one other thing.
So that was my first kiss, and I've never been in a relationship. The thing is I'm not sure if I actually want to be in a relationship, and not because I don't care about her, but because I care too much. I'm 21 right now, and I would like to explore a bit more, be with other girls, I hate the Idea of finding "the one" on the first try. Now I know that she probably isn't it anyway, but I don't want to turn her down for that reason and never find anyone else, while at the same time, I don't want to say yes and break her heart down the road because I got bored.
Am I just fucked in the head?
No database access? What a gip... I thought all schools did that.
Well, I'm not sure what else to tell you, I'm sorry...
I'll buy one fortune for this picture... Please....
Should I go to PAX Prime or PAX South next year?
at least I slept, but jugding from the pain I might've slept with my eyes open.
Listen, I've not got much time... I'm posting this from the year 2020... International Jewery has effectively destroyed the western world. The dollar is worth nothing, babies are having babies due to the degradation of sexual morals and thinking about guns is a crime punishable by death. If you are reading this, please, you are our only hope. You need to defeat Jewery by embracing Islam and telling the world that the word of Allah is the light... Please... You can fix the future...
Yeah i already decided id stop leeching forever. My father talked to me about the money suddenly leaving his account and i told him it was me with some serious shameful guilt.
The thing i hate is that even then i told bold faced lies about what it was for ans told him i bought books and things that would help me. I dont know what the fuck is wrong with me. Even with a father as amazing as him to keep supporting my bullshit i still lie about pretty much everything. Ive been trying to self motivate myself by doing things that i normally wouldnt ever do like go outside and take walks or wake up early. I know these things are absolutely nothing special but im just trying to get out of this menial routine ive put onto myself. Thanks for letting me vent like a little middle school girl. Ill try to take more responibilty for my own life. I really will.