Hey /b/ tell me:
What where the oddest / most random / uncomfy (and so on) places where you jerked off and why did you do it?
I'll start (some of it long ago):
> Jerked off in my car at night on a highwy parking lot. Was making out with a woman before but at her place but she didnt finish me.
> Jerked off at best friends home on toilet. Took his sisters panties to sniff them.
> Jerked off at another friends home on toilet. Watched porn on my mobile phone.
> Jerked off in train toilet. Watched porn on my mobile phone.
> Jerked off at work in toilet. Wife Sent me sexy pics from her at home.
> Jerked off at best female friend's home in her bed. We were chillin around watching TV. She Fell asleep. I got horny. Jizzed in my pants.
> Jerked off on vacation on hair of best female friend of my mom, While she was asleep. Told this story last week in another thread.
And now you guys!
Pic not related, but maybe someone can tell me Who she is??
I rubbed myself to orgasm in the dark while sitting in a deck chair on my friend's patio. I was too drunk to drive home as were oner people but was feeling hot and there wasn't any privacy inside with several other people sating there. I ended up sleeping in her bed with her and couldn't calm down cause I have the hots for her. So I went outside for a bit for some air.
Wanked while in school, Business teacher was this short little redhead MILF with one of the biggest asses I've seen, was sitting down the back of class so I took my jumper off, put it over my crotch and just went to town, had to do it slowly so nobody would notice but god damn it was one of the biggest loads ive ever had
Just used my jumper then rolled it up and put it in the wash when I got home haha, I'll try find a picture of the teacher, her face wasnt the prettiest but that ass was fucking unreal
Done it in my car in random places when I was homeless. Done it in a school bathroom. Done it thinking of my cousins friend after a party in the middle of the bar area when everyone was asleep.
Also done it in a whorehouse because she was horrible at blowjobs and handjobs, (it actually hurt my dick) and she was waaaaaay too loose, so I had to do it myself.
Back when I was in the military people were always fucking jacking off everywhere.
Middle of the night and you're exhausted? Too bad, Johnson over there is whacking it so loudder that you can't sleep, and when you call him out he just goes faster.
Fuck you Johnson
This Made me laugh so hard. Like:
"Eh buddy I want to sleep!"
"Oh, relly? Haters gonna hate! Johnson's gonna masturbate!"
"Fuck you Johnson!"
"Yeah Man, I fuck myself! Yeah! Yeah!"
>gas station restroom with a huge line
>rest stops, frequently
>next to my sleeping cousin
>work storage room with the door open
>movie theatre full of people, sitting next to my mom and a stranger. (Jacket over the dick, slow rub).
Was stuck at a friend's place for about a week and needed a fap. Went outside and sat in the darkness between his cars and fapped in a lawn chair. Also fapped on his computer when he was at work once and came on his carpet. Used to fap and cum in his shower all the time to. I was at this guys house for a good 50% of my life for about three years. Fapped pretty much everywhere in his house.
During a school play, because the guy on stage was wearing a mask and I reeeeally had a thing for masks.
In a classroom because I found a book about puberty and sexual development during lunch break.
On a snow day, because there was barely anyone in the classroom and we weren't doing any work and why not.
Plenty more, all equally terrible and embarrassing ideas.
I once fapped in the backseat of my dad's car when we were driving, my dad was driving and my mom sat in the front next to him. I hade a pillow to block their vision away from the deed, I didn't manage to get off though because they way I had to hold the pillow made handmotion difficult.
I also once fapped at my friend's place while having a nearby plunger in my ass.
>be at bach house in germany on holiday with parents
>remember i had porn on my phone.
>jerked off in the bathroom
>best jerk session ever
>afterwards i realized i jerked off where one of the most famous people on earth lived
Fapped on a canoe trip. I took the canoe out and watched my hot blonde councilor get changed from a distance. Was a good nature fap but required a shit ton of balance so I would flip the canoe.
On my roof. I had to go up and take pics of the sunset for a class project. While I was up there my gf started sending me nudes to I rubbed one out. I watched my neighbors but no one noticed me.
I've fapped at school and work multiple time. Not even weird anymore.
I was on a school trip to north Quebec and it was a 7 hour bus ride. I sat in my seat with my bag on my lap. The hottest girl in my class was also my friend so she had been sleeping beside me for the past hour. I fapped there with a good view of her tits and no one noticed.