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Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.
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Do you even know what you're talking about? I mean i've heard some dumb stuff before but your post by far takes the cake. Thanks to you I now have to go to the doctor's to make sure I haven't developed an aneurysm in my brain. I dont mean to be rude but I could probably form a more logical and coherent statement by repeatedly smashing my face on the keyboard. You have the IQ of a hyena with brain damage and I nor anyone else here knows how you manage to make a bowl of cereal without burning down your house. I hope next time you post you will seriously consider doing your homework first so that I dont have to take time out of my day to write out my frustrations with you.
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>>668862926
Dude I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like shit. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
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>>668862305
clearly none of this is true.....accept the part with you jerking off on men.
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>>668863423
You sir are nothing but a sap. You are so popular on misc aren't you? I'm sure in real life you are a nobody, just a grain of sand. Anyways, why talk shit over the internet?? Why talk shiet on someone whom you know absolutely nothing about?? What is the point? I can guarantee in person you wouldn't say this to me and can also guarantee you won't be as tough as you think you are behind your computer. You see what I drive so if you ever see me out somewhere come say hello. If you would like to try and do something in person, then I will gladly knock your teeth down your throat. That's all I have to say.
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>>668863423
Hey bro... I know. I know, it's hard to think early in the morning, but stealing others punchline doesnt makes you smarter, the point is that, yes, a copy/paste is easy to detect, here is the link ^^
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAsPrhySYSO/
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>>668863423
Here is a 2nd link for the same punchline.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/141994351/0/0
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Your ferrari changed into a lambo while you were at the gym, wtf
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>>668862305

Are u stalking me? Chad thundercock here, thats my basic morning.
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>>668862305
You are a lying piece of shit.
A pathetic attempt at penthouse letters style porn.

You can't fool us b/rothers.

This is obvious BAIT.
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Supercoolstorybro
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>>668867308
nice work, detective faggot.
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> Not understanding what the number part of a bra side is
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>>668862305
>44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame

learn what the numbers mean faggot

low quality bait.
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>>668862305
>>668862926
>>668863423
Same fag or im just retarded
>jokes on you i am retarded
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>>668862305
I would let a blind epileptic man shave my entire body with a hunters knife then ride a pool noodle through shark infested waters with Snookie on my back fist pumping my head just to get the chance to purchase your bikini bottoms after they had been donated to Goodwill then bought and worn by a homeless male prostitute fo
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>>668862305
>a blowjob from two bitches
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Stop trying to force it, this'll never be a meme.
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