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warning signs for girls

>hair dyed an unnatural color
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>668747859
>never woken up next to a woman before
>virgin confirmed

all women worth looking at are fake anon
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>>668747859
Votes Democrat
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>>668747859
"You remind me of my ex - who i really liked..."
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>>668747859
>talks about her ex too much
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>>668747859
"FUCK YES. Oooooh, make me pregnant"
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>>668747859
"I always stay in touch with my ex's"
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>>668748464
I once had a girl say to me "haha what if I was just trying to get pregnant by having you fuck me without a condom" or something to that degree.
Got out of that immediately
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>>668747859
>parents are divorced

Pretty much the hugest one.
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>>668747859
"I'm nobodies one night stand"
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>>668748703
more like
>dad was never there
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>>668747859
"I just came over unannounced to surprise you. Surprise!"
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>>668748703
This is why these threads are always shit.
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>>668748817
It depends on if she does it a lot.
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>>668747859
"I've found a good one this time!" - to her mom. Massive red flag there haha.
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>>668748889
Elaborate your faggotry.
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>YASSSSSSS

burn in hell
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She says shit like "my ex cheated on me so I keyed his car".

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE DUDE.
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>>668747859
Really? Both of my best friends are identical twins with natural brown hair, but one dyed her hair blonde so they could told apart easier.
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>>668747859

>has scars and does/use to cut themselves.

Guys once you see shit like that , GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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>>668748703

Id say daddy issues
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>>668747859
She gives head super early in a relationship. At that point you can assume she's a cock connoisseur.
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>>668747859
"Who the fuck is she and why did she like your Facebook status?"
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>>668747859

>2016
>not into blue hair

kill yourself
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>>668748697
That's no warning sign.

"haha that's funny, you can try to make me cum in you without a condom, I bet you won't succeed"
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>>668749027
If you're dating a woman who's like 25 and her parents got divorced like 2 years prior then that's not a red flag. That's just how life is sometimes.

In general for every good observation there's 10 that are completely inane.
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>>668748674
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>>668748703
Why? Atleast where I live, that is really common, don't see the problem with that
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>>668748769
>>668749196

Thanks for paraphrasing me. I appreciate it.
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Has an Adam's apple.
Stands up to piss.
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>>668748674
bingoooooooooooooooo
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>>668747859
If she's actually shows interest in me.
I am a disgusting person on every level.
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tattoos.
fucks on the first date.
smokes.
oversized glasses.
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any facial piercings or visible tattoos.
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The 5 minute rules

If within 5 minutes she tells you her life story - she's crazy
If she brings up 5 different guys while talking to you - she's crazy

Adjust as needed.
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>>668749393
>oversized glasses.

why
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>>668747859
Has a tinder account
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>>668749331
That's not paraphrasing. Those are completely different things.
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>you need to be here when I ask, I don't care what you're doing
Basically those who expect everything but give nothing.

>>668749230
How early?
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>>668749393
easy doesn't equal crazy
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>>668749273
i will berry my dick in u
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>>668749192
And the blonde one is the bat shit crazy one
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>>668749292
Are you this dumb or are you just pretending? Or just underage?

Early divorce was implied.
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>>668749452
THIS!!!!!
Last night this girl told me she had an alcoholic, absent father less than 3 minutes after we first met each other. Instantly started evasion maneuvers.
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>>668748703
it depends if she is smarter than her parents
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http://www.returnofkings.com/23539/26-more-signs-shes-a-slut
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>>668749230
So fucking what? That just means she'll still be down for it later in the relationship. Better than being stuck with someone long after your sex life has withered and died.
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>>668749393
>tattoos

No. Such a thing needs to be judged on a case by case basis. BUT we do live in an age of internet extremism that dictates that everything is either one way or another.

>fucks on the first date

Unless your talk game is amazing then this is a legit flag

>smokes

Needs elaboration

>oversized glasses

....
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>>668748697

Another time I had a girl tell me she told her ex she got pregnant then got an abortion, but was never really pregnant to begin with.

Shit why are the girls I bang crazy
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>>668749686
>>668749452
Had a bitch start telling me "our" marriage plans within 20 minutes.
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>>668749527
>implying one is not consequence of the other
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>>668749546
Less than two weeks in a relationship seems early to me, I worry about getting herpes on my shaft if she offers that soon.
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>I don't play games
and she ain't talking about vidya
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>>668749546
"Hello. My name is garrrrblgarffmmf."
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>>668749776
Lol someone got butthurt
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the second she feels comfortable to fart or poo around you - get out.
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>>668749684
Even then your initial "red flag" was garbage to begin with.
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>>668749825
You are objectively wrong on everything except tattoos. Though I will say that if a girl has more than one very small tattoo, she is crazy.
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Wears a wire and gets you sent to prison so she can keep tabs easier
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>>668749331
I said it first you dildo
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>>668749393
spot on
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>>668749393
>fucks on the first date
Are you gay or something?
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>>668749776
It's all timing- I'll never say no to a blowjob if I'm not worried about other shit. Just the possibility of getting herpes on my pecker from some cum guzzler makes me back away from overly forward chicks.
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>>668747859
I swear to god women are the most conformist people out there. They literally do whatever more than two people tell them. Thats why they never got the right to vote. Men with wives or gfs just get an extra vote.
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"all my friends are guys"....

>MFW.
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>>668749983
k, get cheated on and manipulated, I don't really give a shit.
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>>668749895
kek
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>>668749860
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>668749380
Ha. That's a pretty good one. My track record, too, would indicate that simply having an interest in me is a gigantic red flag.
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If she has glassless glasses, just the frame.
Also glasses that are kind of pointy and red, like the fairy from shreck 2.
Chokers scream "self-diagnosed depression tumblrina"
And finally, girls who talk about cosplay, anime and shit like homestuck. They are just as autistic as you, run away
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>>668749486
Not that fag but there does seem to be a correlation with crazy here. Your question was why, and that I cannot say, but I share that other fag's observation.
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>>668750113
Youre dumb, these are warning signs that shes a slut. Thats a pretty big warning sign
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>>668750248
>If she has glassless glasses, just the frame.

what, who does this??
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>>668749452
why is bringing up your life history = crazy?
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>>668747859
when her penis is bigger than your dads.
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>>668749860
Biggest red flag in the thread. I'd have had no idea how to gracefully handle that.
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>>668750017
Care to prove me wrong? Or are you content with wishing shit into existence.
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Has a horse
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tattoos and piercings in any place except for ears and belly
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>>668748577
tf anon haha
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>>668750169
I'm not taking advice from a basement dweller.
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>>668750383
Because its weird. No guy or girl wants to hear this shit the day they meet you
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The unnatural hair color is a huge red flag. I mean it's one thing if its just highlights or only a little bit is dyed a weird color, but if your hair is straight pink (yes I've seen it before) then gtfo

I think another red flag is if she uses tumblr way too much. That puts ideas into people's heads
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>>668749452
Or, she starts reciting to you what you're going to have to change about yourself for this relationship to work within five minutes. Liike, it's already a given that we're going to be together. - I really hope there are a few broads reading this thread right now.
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>>668750383
She's automatically unloading baggage on strangers, that's a sign she'll be batshit insane once she thinks she can dictate your opinions/behaviors towards her.
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>>668750383
man, it's the FIRST date. You talk about what you do, where you work, what you're studying, and what your future goals might be.
But not, like, your whole life history from the day you were born. That's stuff you tell each other in private after several dates when you really get to know each other.
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>>668750466
you must be a girl with tattoos
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>>668747859
This
Also,
>feminist ideals
>"I'd love to go to Burning Man someday"
>graphic arts or liberal arts major
>meaningless ugly tattoos
>any girl under the age of 24
>vegan
>"I prefer masturbation over sex"
>believes homeopathic remedies work
>isn't on birth control because it "fucks with her hormones"
>"I dated a woman once"
>believes in witches
>horrible conversationalist
>"I've never been out of the country, but I'd love to backpack through India"

All of these hit close to home because I just got out of a 3 year relationship with this exact dumbass cunt. Good riddens.
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>>668750162
fucking this
was with a chick who had had 12 bf's before me, and this was in 9th grade I think. She only hung out with dudes pretty much
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>>668750313
Are you in high school? Nobody my age cares about pretending not to be in touch with their instincts.
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>>668749362
That wouldn't be a girl
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>>668750598
this shit tho
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>>668750630
>>isn't on birth control because it "fucks with her hormones"
wtf? That is a normal thing you retard.
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Phrases too look out for include
>i'm not like other girls
>I just want to find a "nice" guy for once
>constant bitching/saying nasty things about her ex (you will be her next ex dumbass)
Also be on the lookout for these things at the start
>jealousy/insecurities *they will get worse as time goes on NOT better)
>diet habits (some are ok with this, but as a rule she will not be happy unless you become a non-quasi breathairian vegan like her)
>how she treats her male friends (if she uses flirting and manipulation to get what she wants from them, she'll do it to you 100x worse)

PROTIP:
>stick with masturbating over 2D
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>>668750598
Statistically speaking, there are girls that use /b/. Cute ones too.

I would put money that there are girls lurking ITT right now. The era of "girls don't use the internet" are about a decade behind us, I'm afraid.
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>>668750350
fucking idiots do, thats why you should npt even talk with them
I guess they think it makes them look nerdy and quirky or something
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>>668748194
>has differing taste in what they find attractive
>"virgin confirmed"

Literally fucking kill yourself
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>>668750624
No, I'm just not a child who can't judge things on a case by case basis and I definitely don't base my world view on internet extremism.
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>>668750630
You've described so many nightmarish cunts at my university. Spread awareness brother.
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>>668748271
this, if you work for your money and pull a decent salary, or you inherit a shit ton of money from your family. Fucking vote republican so you can stay wealthy and potentially grow it, only poor people and people who want to stay/be poor vote democrat
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"Betty just hugged by boyfriend...so I fucked her dad."
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>>668747859
smells like military in here
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>>668750624
Kek
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>>668750661
>She only hung out with dudes pretty much

rest assured, she got fucked by all of them.
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>>668750584
Your poor experience in women does not make me a basement dweller.
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>>668750952
*she's probably gotten fucked by some of them

fixed that for you
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>>668750805
That's what I told her, but is was "fucking with her hormones psychologically" so she tried combating it with "homeopathic remedies" and it made her even more of a bitch. In the back of my mind all I wanted to say was "it's funny that there are millions of woman across the world who take birth control who aren't total cunts... Maybe you're just a miserable cunt who needs to grow the fuck up"
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>>668750598
this!
fucking this, men aren't play-doh ffs stop this shit
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>>668747859
>hair dyed an unnatural color
>constantly text you every. fucking. moment.
>has a boyfriend but still gets down with you
what have i gotten myself into guys?
FUCK
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>>668750674
No man, youre not going to marry the easy girl, just saying
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>>668747859
>opposes abortion
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>>668750917
lul
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What about this
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>>668749193
Thanks for the tip, seen it a couple of times (though was meant to have been hidden)

So do you have green text?
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> large hoop earrings
> gold teeth
> very thin eyebrows
> listens to rap/r&b/hip hop
> single mother
> has gay friends/best friend
> any sort of nigger hair like cornrows
> fat/overweight
> smokes
> tattoos
> more than one piercing per ear
> ear piercing that is somewhere other than bottom part of lobe
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>>668747859
PUTS HER DIRTY SHOES ON THE BED
>raised in a barn???
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>>668749184
Nobody should ever fuck with a man's car/motorcycle.

>>668747859
>>668749233
Its not the 'into blue hair part, its what made them dye it in first place.
Need to satisfy lack of attention, being insecure about looks; which later translates into relationship problems.

Also sex/bj on first date is HUGE red flag. Yes, virgins will oppose this. But lets be honest here, this is not a getting laid thread. Its a relationship one and you never want to be with a chick who's that easy with a guy she just met. Don't post soulmate shit either, be realistic.
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>>668749895
Absolutely lost my shit.
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>>668751063
No, but your red flag strongly indicates that you've never had one.

Your red flag is like if I said that anyone who believes in the death penalty must be a serial killer. It doesn't make any type of sense.
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>>668751171
If two people want to fuck then they want to fuck. If it's been an awesome first date there's no reason to believe she fucks everyone just because she's willing to fuck you. It's situational, bro.
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>>668751243
looks like she is kinda nuts but I would fuck that all day
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>>668750889
I live in upstate NY, and that's how most girls under 24 are here. Total fucking assholes.
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>>668747859
"I really really like cheese" = gona get fat.
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>>668749969
I don't know about that, man. I fart all the time, and my shit's raunchy as hell. If a woman was comfortable doin it around me, I might take it as a source of immunity. Depends on the chick, though, too. If Rosie O'Donnell farted around me, I'd be disgusted, but if Jessica Alba said she'd shit in my mouth for $100, I'd be scrambling for my checkbook.
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>>668749622
I guess. She's emotionally unstable, but not "crazy". Just that her family problems put her on edge.
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>>668750419

You can judge the size with your sphincter or something?
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>>668750564
Yep. It shocked my dick so badly I almost spunked out of my rectum.
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she tries to snatch your fedora off
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>why didn't you text me?
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And she was shining her eyes while I was talking to her.. Kiss
And she was telling me stories when I was with her... Kiss

Then stopped abusing these poor old women ;)
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>>668751328
>gay best friend
absolutely number 1 red flag IMO. Those gay best friends will do everything in their power to put you in a bad light.
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>>668749393
>tattoo's
reference to a wild life, usually wild also means slutty, slutty means dishonesty and not loyal to your commitment.

>fucks of first date
see above.

>smokes
disgusting breath, asuming she's in her 20's give it 10+ years and disease/degraded organ functionality starts to show. at later stages you'll hear her gasping for air a mile away. at this stage when she coughs, you'll hear the sound of her organs being forced up her throat.

>oversized glasses
sunglasses that covers half your face is not cute, it looks fucking ridicolous.
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>>668751397
the funny thing is she is total mental wreck
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>>668750952
Most likley, was only for 3 months though and the fucc was good, used protection
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>>668751139
ah
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>>668751534
The most valid red flag ITT. Pretty most of the anons ITT will agree.
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>>668749273
Haha I poked holes in your condom.
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>>668751422
I love fat chicks.
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>smokes pot/does any other drugs
>chooses a worthless field of study
>plays video games
>watches anime
>is left-wing oriented when it comes to politics

Those are pretty much the ones I'm on the lookout for when deciding if I should go on a date or not.
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>>668751472
Exactly, every crazy person has reasons that made them crazy. Those are just excuses
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>>668751624
Shit I guess the hair says it all haha. Let me guess her name is like Annabelle or something
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>>668751481
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>>668749393
Jesus, you're not very experienced are you?

Fair enough you may not want to marry her, but that sounds like the basis of a good night out
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>>668751755
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>>668751481
yeah... duh
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"I don't have any girl friends cause they cause too much drama"
EVERY BITCH WHO SAID THAT WAS A FUCKING SLUT
IF YOU FIND ONE WHO SAYS THAT, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AND RUN
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>She has a bigger dick
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>>668751778
I think its amely
Go become an Esper or something
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>>668751472
you say that until shes breaks up with you for no reason saying she just wants to be friends but says she still likes you and then keeps you on the hook for a month and then tells you to fuck off on your birthday.

>emotionally unstable = crazy
>family problems = crazy
fucking run
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>>668751898
Army for love, right
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>>668751898
What if she doesn't have any friends in general?
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>>668751534
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>says she loves kids
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>>668751834
I'd love this reaction pic if its author didn't confuse soul with sole.
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>>668751755
As a liberal this is 100% true. Never date dumbass lefty chicks
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if her feminine penis isn't circumcised. i fuckin hate that or if her feminine penis isn't very feminine or has a weird odor/taste
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>>668751988
nice dubs man. any more pics of Amely?
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>>668750630
holy fuck my ex
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>>668752195
lolwut
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>>668749895
toppest of keks
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>>668751459
>implying Jessica alba would take check
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Here is one I don't see mentioned by people, but that have found to be a sign that implies many others.

> When the girl has gay male friends and she discloses it openly without asking.

What is the point of it? What is a man supposed to do with that information?

I have lived in different countries and never had the need or been related to gay/lesbians. Not professionally nor through friends. This collective does not form part of my life and I don't see the need to even speak to them.

Others more common are:

> lack of father figure in her life, or family core (red flag, unless he was absent because he passed away)
> keeps in touch with ex's
> has male friends that are +5 years older than her
> tattoos
> tattoo on the back close to the ass (slut flag)
> brags about drinking
> piercings
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>>668751834
Sorry for having some standards, anon.
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nose ring
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>>668750248
I'm with you. I'm not looking for another weirdo to weird it up with. I want someone normie to balance it out.
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>>668752374
>women who take checks
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>>668751601
A bit over dramatic but I can't disagree with you anon.
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>>668751165
get rekt pleb
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And its right the fucked woman loves to rise children - dont be scared of this job... :)
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>>668752335
They're ignorant when it comes to: politics, economics and history.
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Any woman who can't hold an intelligent conversation isn't worth the time. If you are forced to dominate the conversation every single time and she can't keep up, or just agrees with everything you say, fucking run. Either she's dumb or smart enough to use whatever you say against you later.

Also, use common sense: any dude you couldn't see yourself friends with, and goes for a woman with an intimate relationship.
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>>668749488
This
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>>668752231
she has a twitter
its inorieg0ist
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>>668752707
RIght, but what did you mean "as a liberal". What's the difference?
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>>668750630
>believes homeopathic remedies work

Triggered, I used to design drugs, the amount of times I've had to sit at dinner and bite my tongue over this just for a fuck

And don't get me started on crystals
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>>668750820
You just talk everything about my ex, and you probably know what happened next.
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cigs maybe biggest red flag
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>>668751243
To fuck... perfect.
To have a lasting relationship with...
you must be fucking joking.
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>>668752773
That was some other ignorant faggot.
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>>668748194
New faggotry at its bestâ„¢
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>>668747859
Alright OP story time
>be me 16
>meet girl with really troubled past
>raped by dad for many years
>dad killed her younger bro
>he goes to jail
>her mom was an escort who had a shit ton of money and i mean a shit ton
>fell in love with the girl
>naive 16 didnt know what to do, didnt see warning sings
>girl also has depression and bipolar
>a year down the road her mother died of heroin overdose
>older brother dies of cystic fibrosis
>her foster dad dies of lung cancer
>she goes literally insane
>we end up having a child when we were 19
>miscarriage
> broke up with her a month ago
>im 20 now.
never really paid attention to red flags. i need to start looking more carefully at girls
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>>668751755

girl trying to troll because only a girl would find that picture funny, she's trying to troll because she thinks threads about judging women step on her "rights", her "rights" being of far greater scope and magnitude than anything you'd even consider for yourself and probably more than she'd consider for herself if she didn't think with her feelings

so yeah my warning sign is "feelings" trumping logic, girlfriend, friend, boss, doesn't matter, all feelingsfags eventually betray you because paranoia is human nature
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>>668747859
Hair dyed any color. It's a sign she deceives others, which makes her a dirty slut.
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Hi there

I'll just leave this here for a friend,
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>>668752808
CRYSTALS, YES! Omfg yes, I totally forgot. She bought one of those "Himalayan Salt Lamps" that "oxidizes the fucking air"? Are you fucking retarded?? Wow, some woman really are all the same regardless of how "unique" they all try to be. Respect /b/ro
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>>668749308
Neediness.

They are damaged and have some sort of issues that aren't worth a persons time.

The attention-whoring gets outta control.
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>>668751597
You must be a terrible person then. Most girls I know have at least on gay guy friend. And normally they are the girls only friend who will talk straight with her, even if it's not what she wants to hear.
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>likes to go to parties alot
also likes to get fucked alot
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>>668752058
Highly Introvert: This is when she chooses to be this way, no/minimal facebook or twitter posting.
This type of girl is a mystery woman, you don't know what you are gonna get. However, they are mostly not bad.

Shy/Social awkward: This girl doesn't have many friends because she doesn't take the initiative. If she sticks with you, she will stick around for a long time.
Cons: Some start to like the limelight too much, they want more of this attention that they never got before. If you don't see this signs within few months, she's long term material then.

No friends by rejection: If she keeps losing her friends or breaking off with new friends, usually its a sign that she's not fitting within the social role. Be prepared for erratic/crazy behavior
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>>668752773
I'm a lefty and I'd never date a lefty chick. They're unbearable.
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>>668748271
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>>668751383
>No, but your red flag strongly indicates that you've never had one.

You literally lost the argument there, m9
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>>668753037
More, how you saved her - sorry
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>>668753037

You are the reddest of red flags
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>>668752808
Seems like you could use a calming crystal under your seat right now, anon.

>>668753045
kek what a moron
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>>668751388
No, not really. Thinking you are the first is just denial.
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>>668747859
Anything sexual that starts with

"I don't normally do this but"

Means she's probaby stuff sucked off an Alsatian just before your date
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>>668750903
Because remember, increasing the wealth gap will solve all of the country's problems.
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>>668753198
But the male counterpart version is no different lol

>inb4 any political response
I affiliate with no party but relate closer to constitutionalists and libertarians.
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>>668753312
right i see that now but at the time i was so naive and i fell in love this girl and she really destroyed my guys. ive never learned so much from this girl
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>keeps trying to text you/talk to you when you clearly gave her the message that you're not interested
i guess it's wasn't clear enough.
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>>668753179
well you're not wrong I am an asshole, I wouldn't say "terrible person" tho
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if she really likes to drink or gets drunk a lot
a big red flag for me
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>>668749006
hmm interesting will note
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>>668749362
go back to pleddit, you pleb!
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>>668753122
sauce?
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>>668751243

Absolutely would fuck. Probably even make out with hard.

But lasting relationship? Abso-fuking-lutely not. She looks beyond self-absorbed, probably has a ton of issues relating to her warped self image, and would be anything but stable. Would only keep on as a booty call babe.
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>>668747859
Pictures with a lot of men on Facebook
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>>668753122
Both are same happiness, but hope the song is sad
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>>668751597
Gay best friend?

Surely you mean non threatening man who she likes to flirt with because she's to slutty / scared to do this with a real man
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>>668753854
Update.. Especially kissing different men
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>ctrl + f "wiccan"
>0 results
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>>668753508
is your child by any chance a ginger?
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>>668750630 The "I dated a woman once" thing is a big one. People will interpret this complaint as being "homophobic", but it's a red flag for sure. It means you have deep-seeded anger towards some man who affected you profoundly at some point during your formative years. - BTW, it's actually spelled "good riddunz"
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>>668753444
I get it. You hate libs. I'm just making a point that even libtards shouldn't date liberal women. They're fucking harpies
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>>668754010
I forgot I'm on /b/ where 80% of the users look at chicks with dicks and pretend they're not gay
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>>668751336
This. My only solid relationships I don't regret didn't fuck on the first date.
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>>668754136
This
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>>668754111
no
it was a miscarriage. we are both blonde
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>>668749273
This shit made my day
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>Likes fallout
>Browses 4chan
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>>668753198
>>668753444
Agreed. Two kind of people you dont want to stay. They are always trying to get free things, and wanting people to make thing for her. Danm.
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>>668750419
Only if it tastes better.
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>>668753122
DIAMONDS
need sauce
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>>668753122
>all of my calcium
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>>668752860
She took someone elses dick. It happens bro. Watch for those red flags.
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>>668751383
>>668753249
>the both of you
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>Thinks John Cena is the funniest meme
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>>668754612
Not only a dick, she gots even a someone elses clit.
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>>668752066
He confused a hook with a sickle so I don't think you can expect too much from the guy.
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>>668747859
>has (or ever had) a penis

>isn't a virgin short you touching her in a romantic way (your seedy grandma doesn't count)

>creates ultimatums
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>>668753343
>Seems like you could use a calming crystal under your seat right now, anon

R u fucking kidding m8? I just drank a whole glass of water (some of the strongest drugs available in homoeopathy). If be rekt if I did that
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>>668754655
What is a woman with a dick but a man that smiles to you - pretty face
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>>668754888
>>isn't a virgin short you touching her in a romantic way (your seedy grandma doesn't count)
You're gonna have a hard time when you reach your mid twenties.
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>>668754574
girls do porn 319
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>Is bisexual

It's a case by case thing, but most grills open about it (and I mean they just randomly bring it up) aren't really bisexual.

If you got a girl who didn't tell you about it until it was actually relevant, you got a winrar
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>>668751301
you need a green text to understand that you should not get into a relationship with a mentally ill person?
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>>668754789
>Mfw
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>>668751755
Better a leftie than a rightie, right wingers are the worst.
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>>668755188
Apparently i did
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>>668752529
Standards only a basement dweller who's has never had a girlfriend would have. Also your post is probably bait so yeah....
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>>668755070
>not everyones a desperate cuck like me
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>Likes cats hates dogs
>Loves wolves
>Is a furry
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>>668747859
Has loli on her hard drive.
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>>668754866
lol I only just noticed that. Yeah I guess we should root for this "high-functioning" individual :P
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>>668755563
What's wrong with that
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>>668755358
I don't think you understood my point but that's ok keep spouting cuck memes and you'll find that qt virgin girl of your dreams.
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>>668753037
Yes, and you're the victim here. Wow.
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>>668747859
On meds. On disability. No drivers liscense. Believes in auras and homeopathy
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>>668755114
Hmm

I had a date who within the first 5 minutes (I shit you not) tools me she didn't approve of lesbians

Then after several bottles of wine later told me her darkest secret was that she'd fucked a woman

Any ideas what that was all about?
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>>668755281
Left: junkie morons who take no responsibility for their own actions and have zero understanding of how the world works.

Right: well-educated, normal people who lead fully functioning lives.

>>668755306
kek what a moron
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>>668749231
holy fuck yes.
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>>668756048
lol ok
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>>668756048
10/10
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>>668756048
>anti-nazi
>anti-fascist
>burn israel burn
>normal leftists


ahahahahaha
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