warning signs for girls
>hair dyed an unnatural color
This is why these threads are always shit.
If you're dating a woman who's like 25 and her parents got divorced like 2 years prior then that's not a red flag. That's just how life is sometimes.
In general for every good observation there's 10 that are completely inane.
No. Such a thing needs to be judged on a case by case basis. BUT we do live in an age of internet extremism that dictates that everything is either one way or another.
>fucks on the first date
Unless your talk game is amazing then this is a legit flag
the second she feels comfortable to fart or poo around you - get out.
It's all timing- I'll never say no to a blowjob if I'm not worried about other shit. Just the possibility of getting herpes on my pecker from some cum guzzler makes me back away from overly forward chicks.
I swear to god women are the most conformist people out there. They literally do whatever more than two people tell them. Thats why they never got the right to vote. Men with wives or gfs just get an extra vote.
If she has glassless glasses, just the frame.
Also glasses that are kind of pointy and red, like the fairy from shreck 2.
Chokers scream "self-diagnosed depression tumblrina"
And finally, girls who talk about cosplay, anime and shit like homestuck. They are just as autistic as you, run away
The unnatural hair color is a huge red flag. I mean it's one thing if its just highlights or only a little bit is dyed a weird color, but if your hair is straight pink (yes I've seen it before) then gtfo
I think another red flag is if she uses tumblr way too much. That puts ideas into people's heads
Or, she starts reciting to you what you're going to have to change about yourself for this relationship to work within five minutes. Liike, it's already a given that we're going to be together. - I really hope there are a few broads reading this thread right now.
man, it's the FIRST date. You talk about what you do, where you work, what you're studying, and what your future goals might be.
But not, like, your whole life history from the day you were born. That's stuff you tell each other in private after several dates when you really get to know each other.
>"I'd love to go to Burning Man someday"
>graphic arts or liberal arts major
>meaningless ugly tattoos
>any girl under the age of 24
>"I prefer masturbation over sex"
>believes homeopathic remedies work
>isn't on birth control because it "fucks with her hormones"
>"I dated a woman once"
>believes in witches
>"I've never been out of the country, but I'd love to backpack through India"
All of these hit close to home because I just got out of a 3 year relationship with this exact dumbass cunt. Good riddens.
Phrases too look out for include
>i'm not like other girls
>I just want to find a "nice" guy for once
>constant bitching/saying nasty things about her ex (you will be her next ex dumbass)
Also be on the lookout for these things at the start
>jealousy/insecurities *they will get worse as time goes on NOT better)
>diet habits (some are ok with this, but as a rule she will not be happy unless you become a non-quasi breathairian vegan like her)
>how she treats her male friends (if she uses flirting and manipulation to get what she wants from them, she'll do it to you 100x worse)
>stick with masturbating over 2D
Statistically speaking, there are girls that use /b/. Cute ones too.
I would put money that there are girls lurking ITT right now. The era of "girls don't use the internet" are about a decade behind us, I'm afraid.
No, I'm just not a child who can't judge things on a case by case basis and I definitely don't base my world view on internet extremism.
You've described so many nightmarish cunts at my university. Spread awareness brother.
this, if you work for your money and pull a decent salary, or you inherit a shit ton of money from your family. Fucking vote republican so you can stay wealthy and potentially grow it, only poor people and people who want to stay/be poor vote democrat
"Betty just hugged by boyfriend...so I fucked her dad."
That's what I told her, but is was "fucking with her hormones psychologically" so she tried combating it with "homeopathic remedies" and it made her even more of a bitch. In the back of my mind all I wanted to say was "it's funny that there are millions of woman across the world who take birth control who aren't total cunts... Maybe you're just a miserable cunt who needs to grow the fuck up"
> large hoop earrings
> gold teeth
> very thin eyebrows
> listens to rap/r&b/hip hop
> single mother
> has gay friends/best friend
> any sort of nigger hair like cornrows
> more than one piercing per ear
> ear piercing that is somewhere other than bottom part of lobe
Nobody should ever fuck with a man's car/motorcycle.
Its not the 'into blue hair part, its what made them dye it in first place.
Need to satisfy lack of attention, being insecure about looks; which later translates into relationship problems.
Also sex/bj on first date is HUGE red flag. Yes, virgins will oppose this. But lets be honest here, this is not a getting laid thread. Its a relationship one and you never want to be with a chick who's that easy with a guy she just met. Don't post soulmate shit either, be realistic.
No, but your red flag strongly indicates that you've never had one.
Your red flag is like if I said that anyone who believes in the death penalty must be a serial killer. It doesn't make any type of sense.
If two people want to fuck then they want to fuck. If it's been an awesome first date there's no reason to believe she fucks everyone just because she's willing to fuck you. It's situational, bro.
I don't know about that, man. I fart all the time, and my shit's raunchy as hell. If a woman was comfortable doin it around me, I might take it as a source of immunity. Depends on the chick, though, too. If Rosie O'Donnell farted around me, I'd be disgusted, but if Jessica Alba said she'd shit in my mouth for $100, I'd be scrambling for my checkbook.
reference to a wild life, usually wild also means slutty, slutty means dishonesty and not loyal to your commitment.
>fucks of first date
disgusting breath, asuming she's in her 20's give it 10+ years and disease/degraded organ functionality starts to show. at later stages you'll hear her gasping for air a mile away. at this stage when she coughs, you'll hear the sound of her organs being forced up her throat.
sunglasses that covers half your face is not cute, it looks fucking ridicolous.
>smokes pot/does any other drugs
>chooses a worthless field of study
>plays video games
>is left-wing oriented when it comes to politics
Those are pretty much the ones I'm on the lookout for when deciding if I should go on a date or not.
Jesus, you're not very experienced are you?
Fair enough you may not want to marry her, but that sounds like the basis of a good night out
you say that until shes breaks up with you for no reason saying she just wants to be friends but says she still likes you and then keeps you on the hook for a month and then tells you to fuck off on your birthday.
>emotionally unstable = crazy
>family problems = crazy
Here is one I don't see mentioned by people, but that have found to be a sign that implies many others.
> When the girl has gay male friends and she discloses it openly without asking.
What is the point of it? What is a man supposed to do with that information?
I have lived in different countries and never had the need or been related to gay/lesbians. Not professionally nor through friends. This collective does not form part of my life and I don't see the need to even speak to them.
Others more common are:
> lack of father figure in her life, or family core (red flag, unless he was absent because he passed away)
> keeps in touch with ex's
> has male friends that are +5 years older than her
> tattoo on the back close to the ass (slut flag)
> brags about drinking
Sorry for having some standards, anon.
Any woman who can't hold an intelligent conversation isn't worth the time. If you are forced to dominate the conversation every single time and she can't keep up, or just agrees with everything you say, fucking run. Either she's dumb or smart enough to use whatever you say against you later.
Also, use common sense: any dude you couldn't see yourself friends with, and goes for a woman with an intimate relationship.
>believes homeopathic remedies work
Triggered, I used to design drugs, the amount of times I've had to sit at dinner and bite my tongue over this just for a fuck
And don't get me started on crystals
Alright OP story time
>be me 16
>meet girl with really troubled past
>raped by dad for many years
>dad killed her younger bro
>he goes to jail
>her mom was an escort who had a shit ton of money and i mean a shit ton
>fell in love with the girl
>naive 16 didnt know what to do, didnt see warning sings
>girl also has depression and bipolar
>a year down the road her mother died of heroin overdose
>older brother dies of cystic fibrosis
>her foster dad dies of lung cancer
>she goes literally insane
>we end up having a child when we were 19
> broke up with her a month ago
>im 20 now.
never really paid attention to red flags. i need to start looking more carefully at girls
girl trying to troll because only a girl would find that picture funny, she's trying to troll because she thinks threads about judging women step on her "rights", her "rights" being of far greater scope and magnitude than anything you'd even consider for yourself and probably more than she'd consider for herself if she didn't think with her feelings
so yeah my warning sign is "feelings" trumping logic, girlfriend, friend, boss, doesn't matter, all feelingsfags eventually betray you because paranoia is human nature
I'll just leave this here for a friend,
CRYSTALS, YES! Omfg yes, I totally forgot. She bought one of those "Himalayan Salt Lamps" that "oxidizes the fucking air"? Are you fucking retarded?? Wow, some woman really are all the same regardless of how "unique" they all try to be. Respect /b/ro
You must be a terrible person then. Most girls I know have at least on gay guy friend. And normally they are the girls only friend who will talk straight with her, even if it's not what she wants to hear.
Highly Introvert: This is when she chooses to be this way, no/minimal facebook or twitter posting.
This type of girl is a mystery woman, you don't know what you are gonna get. However, they are mostly not bad.
Shy/Social awkward: This girl doesn't have many friends because she doesn't take the initiative. If she sticks with you, she will stick around for a long time.
Cons: Some start to like the limelight too much, they want more of this attention that they never got before. If you don't see this signs within few months, she's long term material then.
No friends by rejection: If she keeps losing her friends or breaking off with new friends, usually its a sign that she's not fitting within the social role. Be prepared for erratic/crazy behavior
right i see that now but at the time i was so naive and i fell in love this girl and she really destroyed my guys. ive never learned so much from this girl
Absolutely would fuck. Probably even make out with hard.
But lasting relationship? Abso-fuking-lutely not. She looks beyond self-absorbed, probably has a ton of issues relating to her warped self image, and would be anything but stable. Would only keep on as a booty call babe.
>>668750630 The "I dated a woman once" thing is a big one. People will interpret this complaint as being "homophobic", but it's a red flag for sure. It means you have deep-seeded anger towards some man who affected you profoundly at some point during your formative years. - BTW, it's actually spelled "good riddunz"
>has (or ever had) a penis
>isn't a virgin short you touching her in a romantic way (your seedy grandma doesn't count)
>Seems like you could use a calming crystal under your seat right now, anon
R u fucking kidding m8? I just drank a whole glass of water (some of the strongest drugs available in homoeopathy). If be rekt if I did that
It's a case by case thing, but most grills open about it (and I mean they just randomly bring it up) aren't really bisexual.
If you got a girl who didn't tell you about it until it was actually relevant, you got a winrar
I had a date who within the first 5 minutes (I shit you not) tools me she didn't approve of lesbians
Then after several bottles of wine later told me her darkest secret was that she'd fucked a woman
Any ideas what that was all about?
Left: junkie morons who take no responsibility for their own actions and have zero understanding of how the world works.
Right: well-educated, normal people who lead fully functioning lives.
kek what a moron