>hurt little faggot under the age of 25 is hurt, so he makes sure to prove just how hurt and adolescent he is by basically saying "nana nana nana" when someone points out what an ill-mannered shitbag his low class parents raised
Any1 have more of these? Cant find the gallery
Here ya go. Goddamn she is sexy
>he doesn't know what /b/ - random actually means
Oh god I wish... but unfortunately this is the closest that I have.
Love seeing the wife posted in these threads.
..and after. Freshly creampied here.
>bait or newfag lol both suck, but choose wisely
Since I know she's been posted in milf threads before, here's a greentext story for you guys.
>Be me, frequent poster lately on /b/
>Dad it turns out is too
>He'd been posting pics of my mom in the post your wife what porn should she do bread
>Found the post, fapped like mad
>Posted my own green text about the fapping, got banned
>Dad also banned cuz same IP
>Dad finds my post, posts his own greentexts
>Figured out I had cum all over mom's dildo and butt plug, along with multiple loads in her lube
>Dad helped me creampie my mom on accident
>Lose my laptop, no 4chan, blah blah
>Fast forward to New Year's Eve, parents going to party
>Dad takes younger brother to grandparents house
>I tell them I'm going to friends house
>While Dad and brother gone, peek on mom getting ready
>Mom wearing robe, all I can see are legs, pantyhose or stockings on legs
>Come in to talk to her, really there to sneaks more views
>Ask if they are staying overnight at hotel
>"No anon, we'll be home around 1 or so"
>She's doing makeup, as she is doing eye makeup think, raising arms causes robe to come open a little, see boobs in bra
>Raising arms also causes bottom of robe to lift, see top of stocking and garter
>Have been edging for three days at this point, lots of fap, no release
>Bends over to grab something from bottom drawer
>See top of thighs, bottom part of ass, underwear is tiny, buried in ass crack
>"Anon did you need something?"
>"No mom, just wondering what you guys were doing"
>"Ok, I need to finish getting ready can I have some privacy."
>"Ok, I'm going to go watch Netflix, heading to Harrison's house around 7."
>Dad gets home, gets ready, mom finishes, parents head out around 630.
>"Anon, please lock up, we'll see you when you get home in the morning."
>"Also, we may be a little hungover, so if you get home before we're up, please be quiet and stay on your side of the house."
>Head over to friends house, watch Netflix and play Xbox until around 1145.
>Go outside, watch neighbors fireworks.
>Tell friend I'm heading home
>Get home around 1230, house is quiet, no one home
>Look at pics of mom, look at porn on /b/, fap away, still edging
>1:15, parents get home
>Sound super drunk, hear mom sounding flirtatious with dad
>Hear them head to bedroom
>Sneak out to just outside the room
>Can hear them making out, kissing sounds, whispering
>After a few minutes, hear Mom moaning, goes on like that for around 10 minutes or so, she finally makes a loud moan, and then a quick “stop stop stop”.
>Next hear slurping and gagging sound, dad saying “fuck yeah, suck that cock.”
>“I love it when you suck my balls.”
>“Oh fuck, lick my ass baby”
>Then more sucking and gagging sounds
>Couple more minutes go by, sucking and gagging sounds done, hear some shuffling of sheets
>Then, heard her gasp, “oh fuck I love your cock”
>Bodies slapping sounds, more moaning, big groan, then quiet
>Hung out and waited 20 minutes, fapping on and off
>Total silence from their room
>Go to their door, slowly turn handle, door cracked, hear snoring and heavy breathing
>Slowly sneak into room
>See moms g string on floor
>Pick it up, smells amazing
>Quietly creep over to her side of the bed
>Sheets kind of pulled off her, laying mostly on her stomach kind of on her side
>Fast asleep, breathing heavy, eye mask on
>No bra, can only see one boob, huge, nipples are big
>Push the sheet back a little more, lower back into view, then her ass
>Just as round as I imagined from the pics I had seen
>Still wearing garter belt and stockings
>Pull a little more, crack totally exposed, can see her pussy too
>Fucking diamonds, hard as I can remember I've ever been
>Start to fap
>Precum starts flowing out of my cock
>Go back up the bed, put the head of my cock against her lips, wipe precum on her lips and tongue
>Slide head of cock into her mouth
>Go back down to pussy and ass
>Take a finger and slide between lips, completely wet, slippery. Rub clit, slide up to hole, slide one and then two fingers in
>Pull fingers out, rub pussy juices on my cock and fap
>Use other hand and slide two fingers back into pussy
>Slide fingers up to asshole, rub pussy juice on ass
>Rub a finger in circles on ass
>Ass seems relaxed, start to slide a finger in
>Hear a sigh, light moan
>Continue to slide finger around and in asshole, add a second.
>Fapping like crazy, diamonds, can tell I’m cummin soon
>Feel balls tightening, know I’m about to spew.
>Shit, what do I do with this, can’t shoot load all over parents sheets
>Look down, mom’s pussy wet and lips open
>Lean down and in, one knee on bed between her legs now
>Thinking Fuck, don’t disturb them
>Put head of my cock against pussy opening, push in just a bit
>Force of a thousand suns and all – 2 good spurts, realize just had two fingers in ass
MFW – why not both?
>Pull head out quickly, put against her asshole, push just barely,
>Head of my cock slides in, just past where shaft starts
>Spurt 3 more good times
>Mom kind of moves, makes a noise, reaches back with hand to swat at me
>Fuck – is she waking? Pull out
>No more movement, see her move her mouth in that kind of in and out of sleep way people do
>Watch her lick her lips and then back to sleep, mouth open again
>Scoot off bed, holding cock, looking at mom’s face
>Now or never – take cock and slide head against her lips, mouth opens just enough
>Slide whole head into her mouth, feel tongue against it
>Squeeze from base to get last few drops out
>Pull it out, back away from bed, head to door
>Close door, head back to room
>Feel guilty and scared for about 10 minutes
>Then horny again, start fapping
>Think about heading back to their room – too dangerous
>Fap 2 more times that night.
>Next day, sitting on couch, playing on phone, see mom come into kitchen around 11:30 in the morning, wearing shorty robe again
>“Oh anon, you surprised me! I didn’t know you were home. When did you get home?”
>“Around 9:30 mom”
>“I’m just getting water and going back to bed.”
>Watch her walk to fridge, bend over to get water bottle, robe rides up, just bottom of ass seen.
>Act like not watching. As she walks back to bedroom, robe is slightly open, nothing under it apparently, boobs jiggling.
>Head back to room, fap once more.
>Yesterday overhead mom on phone telling friend she just got back from Brazilian wax appointment, has something special planned for dad for tonight
>Find out tonight they are going out for Valentine’s Day tonight.
>Again taking brother to my grandparents
>Ask me if I want to go with him or stay at a friend’s.
>Surely going to stay with Harrison again
>No idea what planned, but I’m sure its good.
>What should I do this time /b/?