To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
dan "hold her tighter shes a fighter" schneider
Dan "up to my elbow inside'er" Schneider
>>668718953
Dan "it's only 5 minutes" Schneider
>>668718953
Holy projection, Batman!
Dan "you wanna be a star don't cha?" Schneider
I would kill a man for some Miranda Cosgrove nudes.
>>668718953
>livingthedream.jpg
topkek
>>668721036
Dan, are you?
Dan "the man with a plan" Schneider
that meme never gets old lol
Dan "if her age is in the clock she gets the cock" Schneider
>>668718953
In a perfect world his victims would read this, and proceed to post tits with proof
>>668718953
It's not like celebrities haven't done worse.
From working as prostitutes for the 'people in charge', having to sleep with directors during the duration of a movie production, if you want to make it, to child sacrifices to cloning and snuff films etc.
Hollywood is pure evil.
>>668724176
kek'd
>>668723759
>>668725451
>"Vagina or dick, I hunt if it works at nick"
>>668725854
Best one so far
>>668726148
>)
>>668723876
>implying it's a meme
https://youtu.be/xdNZjxJ0ifg
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with a horde of drunk brothers at the SAE house
Your pathetic hero is a max cuck. Based Miranda has the last laugh. Just deal with it, fags
>>668724861
I want to believe.
>>668726377
>Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
>>668726553
We all know that Hollywood is perverse but an insider has posted new information that is beyond the pale. It confirms everything I encountered when I flitted along the margins of show business in the 1980's and much more, including human cloning and child sacrifice.
Film sets are sexually highly charged. My own encounters with show-biz strangeness ran the usual gamut of offers to sleep and play with producers and other power players, group sex and so on.
Or, upon being cast as the lead in a play, in a fairly large city (which could have really helped me along), I realized that I needed to "live with" and "sleep with" the octogenarian director for the duration of the theater run.
I declined the part.
Or, finding out a cast member's girlfriend is really a she-male, or a famous Country-Western singer likes to be used as a human toilet.
Or, going back stage to meet Danny Thomas, the star of "Make Room for Daddy" after a performance. He grabbed me and rammed his tongue down my throat.
What price to make it in show biz? There are two realities to the industry. First, there are the insider blood line types who, when they get out of film school, a call is made and the career is launched. Shirley MacLaine and Warren Beatty might be an an example. Many of these people come from multigenerational abuse families. It also helps if you are Jewish. I am not.
lel
>>668727147
Then there are the nobodies who eventually come across the pay to play scenario. Basically prostitution, sleeping with producers, directors and so on, and being on call as an escort. If you say no, your career goes nowhere.
According to author Darwin Porter, many stars including James Dean, Rock Hudson, Marilyn Monroe and Lucille Ball, started their careers as prostitutes.
That is why you have never heard of me! The author of the expose and I both shared the moniker of right brain, creative types who were idealistic and naive about the world. It's what saved us both in the long run.
In order to reach the higher echelons of entertainment with no family or Tribe connections, you must work yourself up through the drug use/sexual permissiveness/prostitution/escort stages to things like mind control, handlers, and into darker levels of spiritual possession or soul-loss at a profound level.
This sets the stage for the performer to become part of a very dark world. Artists who resist are a huge threat.
So the Controllers compromise you in some way with evidence of your perversions, or they threaten you, or they finally kill you.
And if you are a big money-maker, you are often replaced, and I don't mean by another actor. This way, "you" or the 2.0 version of you, can keep on making money for the dark side!
>>668727147
>an insider has posted new information that is beyond the pale
souce?
>>668727451
Cloning has been around for many decades. We just are kept in the dark about it.
Our former entertainer has many stories to relay of how famous celebrities changed in character and looks. Her suspicion is that they had been replaced. She names such stars as, Michael Jackson, Ann Margaret, Joan Baez, Jane Fonda and Jennifer Connolly.
She had friends in the industry who knew these entertainers personally and believed they had indeed been replaced.
She also mentions Bob Dylan. Recently, I saw an interview with Dylan who was on 60 Minutes, and he admitted on camera that he had indeed made a deal with the devil long ago!
Bob didn't look happy.
Replacement can be confusing to detect because many stars have plastic surgery with horrific results. Basic mutilation. Think Mickey Rourke or Priscilla Presley.
In their cases, extreme surgeries could be used as a form of torture to "fall in line" or the actor /performer is replaced. The surgery takes place after the cloning to improve the original.
Clones never live up to the originals. They deteriorate rapidly. There are many subtle differences. However, many actors will do anything to their bodies and minds to work in Hollywood. Most are damaged people.
Cautioning us to never idolize any "Star", our insider says all successful actors, stars, celebs and so on, have been heavily compromised in order to achieve their "dream".
I mean, after all, show business is just a distraction. In ancient Rome, the poet Juvenal describing the political power scene of the day said, "Panem et Circenses", Bread and Circuses". Meaning, if you keep the masses fed and entertained, they are less likely to kill or even notice their invisible handlers.
So it all boils down to the elite and the demonic force that is behind them.
>>668727496
I can't tell you. I'm afraid I might disappear just for sharing this sensitive information with you all here.
>>668726438
nah... don't believe that ghost pasta. She is very lowkey at college actually.
>>668727487
>>668727436
Is Dan Schneider behind both of these? Whoever is, definitely has a foot fetish; this is more obvious than Tarantino.
>>668727496
If you really want to know, I'll leave this here. But be warned, I will not take any responsibility for what may or may not happen to you for taking part of this information.
http://henrymakow.com/possessed_humans_and_aliens_co.html
>>668727769
Miley Cyrus was cloned too.
>>668727147
Can confirm that Hollywood is sketchy as fuck. When I was a teenager I moved to California with a group of girls for ballet. Unfortunately I ended up injuring my knee and it put a complete stop on my career. I heard of lots of dancers who went into acting after similar injuries and figured that would be a good path for me. It was a very unpleasant experience
>>668728158
Obviously, I mean how the fuck else do you explain the trainwreck "she" has become?
>>668727919
of course
>>668728421
>>668727865
>The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/03/blind-item-6-653.html
comments are so good kek. danny boy taught her well
More funne names plz.
Dan "get her wider" Schneider.
>>668728872
>>668728421
>>668728553
This is fucking crazy. How has nobody called him out on it: this is sooo obvious.
Also, got moar? I got a foot fetish myself
>>668728970
wait that's the wrong one
>>668727147
>>668727451
>>668727769
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>668729053
Oh wait, I do remember Philip DeFranco mentioning him having a foot fetish. I guess it's pretty well known
>>668728905
feet? Bruh, look at that ass.
>>668729369
those trousers really leave nothing to the imagination, you're right
>>668727769
What the fuck are you on
Is there any actual source to these claims? I like memes too but I can't imagine them being willfully raped.
>>668729525
Tbh their feet were really cute
>>668729724
why is the cunt so fucking fat? what is self respect lol.
>>668729690
The TRUTH, man!
>>668729296
Never mind, he mentioned Rex Ryan having a foot fetish. How the fuck has nobody in the mainstream called Dan out on this shit?
>>668729827
Jews love degeneracy.
They don't like to do manual labour.
>>668729724
>>668718953
Miranda, just forget that creepy bastard. Move on, girl
>>668730063
Miranda and Jenette feet thread?
>>668729816
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFuFxMKo1qY
Anyone remember that video where miranda flashed her tits backstage?
That video disappeared in a flash
>>668730196
yes please, also VJ
Dan "Beat my Meat with your Feet" Schneider
>>668730196
>>668730286
Well post some
She was a lovely cutie in her prime. Fuckind Dan defiled her beyond repair ;_;
>>668725561
>who comes up with these ideas?? LOL
>>668730437
i didnt say i had any, who do you think i am? i come here for entertainment not to share.
>>668730241
You dirty fucking liar.
A also if this were true do you think we can expect a tell all book from one of the girls? Would the rest deny it?
>DanStalkingMiranda.webm
>>668730119
Really, the bitches deserve getting sodomized by him if they're willing to sell their souls just for some fame.
Hope he carries AIDS.
>>668730697
>edge
>>668730443
What'd he do??
>took 50+ dicks at a frat party at every hole
>want her to be your waifu
itt: disgusting cucks
>>668730759
Carly pls go
>>668730697
Calm down, little man
Is there sister's incest at her new show?
>>668731150
Carly's father pls go
lel she just knows it
dan the absolute madman scheider
Dan “Get in the van” Schneider
>>668731244
She plays a female Sheldon. So wrong. Her greedy momager is killing her career with her stupid gig choices.
>>668732095
coalburner. fucking dropped
>>668732095
diamonds right now
>>668729724
Dan "Master of the struggle snuggle" Schneider
>>668729724
>>668730063
>>668730063
>>668730119
>>668732757
>no soles visible
>>>/trash/
>>668718953
as a former hollywood child star this really hit home with me
>>668730612
someone needs to edit in dan at the end licking his lips or somthing
>>668732904
Nice blog
>>668732904
what shows were you in?
>>668720891
Why is this joke in a kid's show ?
>>668732904
Zoom
>he has pounded Jeanette and Miranda
>you haven't
fuck my life
>>668733052
>>668733120
Try finding the clip, she might be saying something different from the gif.
>>668733160
no shit, i use to watch that show as a kid.
>>668733120
I'm sure your a troll, noone's stupid enough to believe your that stupid.
>So many Valentine's gifts
Giving them to the fratbros that gangbanged her at USC?
>>668728060
>>668727769
>>668727147
dis sum gay shit
>>668733120
It's not, she was obviously saying something different lol
>>668733521
top kek was that a recent twitter post.
>>668733569
I stand corrected, I suppose someone is that stupid. My bad, kind of forgot humanity's intelligence has sunken.
>>668733160
is this you anon?
>>668730859
50+dicks wtf? not real?
>>668733718
I don't understand what you meant by that? She said pussy in a kids show...
>>668733685
yup. who of you did this
https://twitter.com/espeerules/status/697854790122876928
>>668733818
Nevermind. Just keep on keepin' on brother.
>>668733813
>No matter how many names you guys can come up with, you'll never experience the things Dan did with Ariana, Miranda, Jennette, Victoria,... :^)
>>668733962
Your so weird LOL. She did say "pussy" and I know she was on a kid's show and so I think that is just DISGUSTING. LOL
>>668733813
People don't call her The Ghost of USC for nothing.
>>668733923
Glorious leader Kim Jung Un is pleased with this.
>>668732072
Lucky bastard. He was probably rock hard.
>>668734016
Miranda pls go
>>668727919
look at the writing on the ketchup bottle man.
will blow your mind.
>>668730075
Yea, You tell her. You probably changed her life with that post.
>>668734615
>Schneids Ketchup
>>668727769
Pahahaha OK it was semi believable until you started with the cloning.....
>>668734100
Just wanted to chime in after reading your conversation just to say that you do suck. "LOL"... Fag.
>>668731997
What movie is this?!?! It has Emily Kinney in it too? Holy smokes I'd be wicked hard.
>>668733272
More G?
>>668735515
>>668727147
>>668727769
This is some "Hollow Earth" and "Time Cube" level of bullshit. Like, I know sleeping your way into a career is highly likely, but cloning? cmon man.
What is this thread about?
>>668735751
>>668734674
I hope so. She is dead inside now, a shadow of her former self.
>>668735505
Found out it's called "It's Complicated". Miranda Cosgrove & Emily Kinney.... Does Emily make anyone else rock hard too? I have a fetish for teeth like hers or Juno Temple's.
>>668735792
We're not sure yet. I think it's about beating off to children, we'll see...
>>668718953
>>668718953
>13 years old
>be on a cool tv show on nick!
>get diddled by Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>feels bad man
>have to do this show called icarly after.
>fml
#NeverForget
>>668730119
I'll bet he expressed hatred for niggers so after molesting these girls each of them went on to burn coal after the shows were canceled to get back at him. The ol daughter hates daddy thing.
>>668731334
Creeps, she's trying to make dan nervous kek
>>668718953
Probably Miranda "Ghost" Cosgrove wrote. She is a amazing actress. It takes unimaginable discipline to act like a normal, well adjusted human being after the things she's been through, and the massive and kinky things that have been through her since like forever.
>>668734615
Bahaha schneiders blowing his ketchup all over her feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxlKmjgaBOE
>>668734583
She's so fucking uncomfortable in all of these oh my god
>>668734071
>>668737037
Dan, that's a little too much
Dan "close your eyes I have a surprise" Schneider
Dan "the rough rider" Schneider
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider
Dan"the man with the plan(to rape)" Schneider
Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
Dan "Eight Years Old and He's Already Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "gonna Need a drip pan for that pussy cider" Schneider
Dan "this guy fucks" Schneider
>>668727436
I'll bet he wanted to use mayo in this scene but realized it would be obvious
>>668737607
>Dan "the junior high insider" Schneider
>>668737776
>She has been passed around at USC basket team. One legendary party, I tell you what.
>the team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share.
>I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
>when it was over she was bone-white all over
She is a legend at USC campus like Clara Bow.
>>668736320
its more likely that because they were young their pussies have huge holes now, so they have to look for niggers to fill them
>>668718953
all true op, yet he sees more action than you.
>>668737607
>Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider
>>668718953
Mod should remove this now.
Slandering a man who has created many shows that young adults love being accused of monstrous accusations.
>>668738244
based Dan
>>668738407
Hi Dan, how are you?
>>668738407
Fuck off Dan, don't you have places you gotta be? Kids you gotta fondle? Fucking sicko.
>>668738407
Dan you deserve cancer.
>>668738407
I just don't see why you're so harsh on the guy. His genius and shows have been critically acclaimed the world over, and most recently won Thailand's prestigious ข่มขืนเด็กของปี.
>>668738407
Fuck off dan
>>668738021
I want to believe. The mental image of that skinny and innocent girl getting absolutely sexually destroyed by a dozen of huge jocks is so fucking hot.
>>668739053
well he is obviously a pedophile but that doesnt mean he fucks children.
>>668739780
Implying that makes it okay you sick fuck.
>>668733521
yep all those frat guys gang banging her for who knows how long and no pics?
>being this new in life
>>668738021
That's nothing special to her... She used to get raw dogged by Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.
>>668739873
don't worry, virginfag... you waifu is still pure.
>>668739865
lots of them on here. go back to the normalnet.
>>668739889
>>668739889
Well memed good sir.
>>668722143
just imagine Dan's private feet collection of her.
>>668733767
yeah
>>668740065
Kek
>>668718953
Is that real? Any insider here?
>>668718953
Ddaaaaammmn.
You are one jealous motherfucker OP.
>>668733120
Pretty sure she's saying "he's a good person"
>>668741160
Damn she's sexy in this picture.
>>668733521
underrated post
that dude is one of us, no doubt
>>668741416
sure D
>>668728905
Look closely to the backgrounds
Laces out Dan.
I hope she post again here. "Her" thread was so great.
>>668718953
>>668734583
i love how she's tearing up
>imma bout to get it again
>>668718953
You are mentally ill. Serously. Get help.
>>668734583
Helpless, defeated Miranda is the best Miranda. Bravo Dan!!!
>>668738093
>big nigger dick myth and meme created by jewish porn industry
>>668742085
fucking normies are everywhere. go back to re*dit, faggot!
>>668742418
Whats a re*dit
>>668742232
you can ask those two pieces of meat if thats true though
KIDS SHOW
>>668718953
i think maybe he just get paid to do some of that feet shit.
>>668718953
>>668723759
>>668724461
>>668725639
>>668725676
>>668725710
>>668725854
>>668726258
>>668726311
>>668729724
>>668730119
>>668730063
>>668732718
>>668733194
>>668738990
>>668739510
Maybe you are unaware that it is a felony to falsely accude someone of being a child sexual predator. And since we will begin taking screen shots of this thread for the investigation, I strongly suggest you delete this post before we begin, Just a heads up, and I'm not even sure you deserve it.
We are a legal team representing Dan Schneider and we are demanding this thread be cleared out.
Otherwise we weill begin recording IP addresses and using them in our investigation.
If you are not one of the perpetrators in this thread we suggest you log off this website for 20 years until the IPv4 addresses are gone, Thank you.
>>668743313
You copied the text from one of the images earlier representing Dan "right inside her" Schneider. Fuck outta here
>>668742682
>tfw I will never have a threesome with them
life is suffering
>>668743589
anon was joking, retarded
>>668718953
I still cannot fucking believe that this was the destiny of "the fat kid from 'Head of the Class' "
Fuckin BRAIN-BREAKING
>>668743722
I know that, "retarded". It was just kinda lazy to copy-paste it is all.
dude fuck this whole Dan Schneider thing, where are Miranda's nudes?
>>668743913
I too am interested in the answer to this question.
>>668743589
>>668743886
lazy no, i had to retype, and read the last 10 words or so
[spoiler]yeah that was the best i could come up with huehuehu[/spoiler]
>>668743772
life is a cabaret
>>668739053
>ข่มขืนเด็กของปี
so dan won for ladyboy of the year?
>>668729706
>willfully raped
I don't think you understand what rape is
>>668743913
If you want to see her naked, just go her college, USC. Word is she is a total whore at frat parties.
>>668743589
please do a 360 and leave.
>>668726438
Do you people really believe this shit or are you just trolling?
>>668744619
how about she comes to Europe instead
>>668737373
cheezuz, whos the girl on the left? the sexy faced lil devil that is not victoria
>>668718953
Add more sexual shit in there,
>>668743995
jesus
Is it true she has no gag reflex? I would love to test that.
>>668734583
>>668726438
How exactly does harassing a man ceaselessly for pedophilia strike you as hero worship?
>>668744619
>>668744756
>During a gangbang at the University of Southern California, of which she was the main attraction, it's said that she was covered in so much semen, that she literally looked like a ghost.
>The football team ran a train on her mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick. Two dozen or so, several times. More 60 cumshots inside her mouth. her puke was white that night.
>If you're not huge, she can fit your balls inside her mouth too.
>One guy overheard her telling a professor "If you give me an A, I'll give you mine"
>she ran out of holes to fill at a party so she tried to shove a cock in her navel
The USC guy was brilliant. Shame he is MIA forever.
>>668743313
Good luck having that shit hold up in court FAGGOT
>>668735505
>>668735861
> Emily Kinney
thanks, i waas just gonna ask whos the blondie
so miranda was 16yo and emily 24yo, whoa didnt know this emily chick but answering you, yep she makes me diamonds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNH3XFbK0Yw
>>668745841
>>668744619
if she's such a total whore, then why aren't there any pictures or video's or whatever?
>>668745347
>>668735505
>>668745933
Is The Good Wife, a TV show.
>>668745657
>icarly 2007-2012
>14-19yo miranda
>paedo
go find a dictionary anon
How do you feel about it, fags?
>>668718953
Dan Schneider the hymen divider
>>668745933
>>668735505
hnnng emily
im having trouble finding fapable stuff, and not even becasue shes 30yo now.
shes actually weird and straight ugly in some pics, but in others its quite the exotic beauty, regardless if with these kinds of pics, with asll the makeup and photoshop its more HENTAI then photography, my dick doesnt mind
>>668735751
>>668733272
ill bet its the same faggot who posts g hanneliues on every 10/10 thread for a couple years already
well, finally shes turning into an adorable lil lady, 17yo it seems, late boomers turn into the prettyest adults
who of you glorious bastards did this?
>>668746826
That's one of the Wayan brothers
>>668747896
>>668724714
Of the Hollywood stars or Dan Schneider's?
found this a lot of people come to danny daycare's rescue.
she got those great dick sucking lips. perfect size to deepthroat
>>668745907
>being this new
>>668745841
Wonder how many guys had passed her around. Two hundreds? More?
>>668727496
Probably Donald Marshall
Dan "love to slide inside her" Schneider
>>668748723
LOL
that writters probably meant well, but the more you read all those names the more irresistible it gets, if one were given the chance,
>>668735751
Ugg.
so adorable and surprisingly busty.
I wish i was 20 years younger.
anyone got jennette mccurdy nudes
>>668727147
This sounds familiar...is this from Frank Langella's autobiography?
>>668742682
Dat carbon fiber
>>668728158
I want a copy.
Dan the man has yoll as his fan
>>668746525
>14
>Not a pedo
Wut?
>>668752020
look it up, shitdick
>>668752081
i would put her pepperoni nipples on a cheese pizza and eat that delicious shit
Does anyone blame him?
I'd LOVE to be the first one to fuck all the nickelodeon girls as well.
I think there are just a lot of jealous people here.
>>668752354
Dan, please...it's getting ridicolous.
>>668720891
damn she actually said that huh
>>668727436
holy foot fetish and why is like a 21 year old chick on nickelodian
>>668728320
travis barker in there?
>>668730766
lluminati dubs, check'ed.
>>668754025
Travis barker is in your mum
>>668727436
bottle is Schneider ketchup
>>668755165
oh he wants his ketchup on her feet all right
>>668755599
witnessed
>>668747896
IS SHE THE SAME AGE AS ME?!?!?!?
SHE LOOKS SO MUCH YOUNGER
I DONT FEEL GUILTY ANYMORE FOR FAPPING