My ex put a restraining order on me... What would you do to her?

>>668260152
Why did she do that?

>>668260152
Stay away because she's fucking hideous. You should be glad you're legally unable to get near that boner-killer, OP.

>>668260152
Rub my dick all over her face until I was ready to cum then put it in her nostril and make her snort it while I blew my huge load in her sinuses, then I would make her open wide so I could see how much jizz made it to her mouth. And take a picture of course.

post butthole pics of her

>>668261567
>implying the restraining order wasn't from some girl OP thought was his gf

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Well... a restaining order is a name for a sort of legal spell she puts on you.
She seems a legal witch. Burn her legaly

>>668260549
She ran into my fist multiple times.

>>668263510
Must have a jaw of steel, seinf as your posting is slow as fuck.

>>668264026
I'm actually arguing with her right now. She got fired for coming to work drunk, and she is on probation.

>>668264299
A class act.

>>668264299
Can we get some angry tits

>>668264440
Yeah but she said she resigned so she is pretty much off the hook. This would have been her third probation violation. Her charge was DUI, then she got busted drinking, then she got caught shoplifting while on maternity leave back in October.

That woman looks like a black eye and a few broken teeth would suit her. Well done op

>>668264919
Im joking by the way. I hope you are gang raped by 12inchers when you are locked up you woman beating faggot. Throw punches at me multiple times and i would snap a few of them ribs of yours for you,free of charge. Faggot

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>>668260152

I wasn't an asshole, she didn't have to get a court order to protect herself from me, I might just fuck her in the ass, again

>>668265336
God you make me so hard

>>668260152
Nothing she nasty

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>>668265336
I'm sure you would faggot. I would knock you the fuck out before you got a chance to stand up.

>>668260152
Not enough to get a restraining order against me, so you win!

You need to be a fucking man go to her and start punching the fucking daylights out of her. That will teach her a lesson she will never forget... so what if you spend a day or two in jail.

>>668265375
moar??

>>668266168
what kinda fgt takes a pics of his biceps then posts it to /b/

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>>668266168
jesus, biggest fucking beta i have ever seen.

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A restraining order should be a clear signal that you crossed the line and should "leave her alone."

>>668260152
Take a fucking hint ?

>>668266771
Oh my... Love the skin... Tts?

>>668266875
That's the worst reaction pic I've ever seen

>>668266875
Shes an alcoholic with a provisional license, can't stop drinking, two DUI charges, two probation violations, takes Xanax and adderall everyday all while trying to convince CPS she is a good mother. Meanwhile I am drug and alcohol free and actually have a job. You be the judge.

>>668266771
post moar plz!

Plant a beautiful garden with her.

>>668267683
>OP gets a restraining order
>hurr durr shes bad im good be the judge
>OP is a piece of shit who probably beat her and makes this shit up just to get the satisfaction of random strangers
>OP = Great
>notrly

>>668268477
Yet she still wants to suck my cock all the time, while she goes home and chugs bottles of wine with my infant child sitting next to her.

You are assumed to be guilty and the No Contact Order can be filed ex parte without you even appearing in court. You can be found "guilty" based only on the testimony of one person who, if they claim to have been in a relationship, will not even have to pay any kind of filing fee.

Unless you make enough money to hire a lawyer, accept this as your lot in life. Even if you hire one, expect to be forced to go to court multiple times.

Your best course of action is to ignore her and cut her out of your life completely. If she owes you money or has property, forget about it, it is gone and you will destroy yourself trying to get it back. If you have kids together, sucks bro.

If you have the means then move to a new town. Never talk about your ex or the RO but have a brief, somewhat self-effacing, non-bitter explanation on hand when the next girl you date asks you about it. She will find out because she will have at least one paranoid, cock-blocking, white knight friend who will offer to do a background check on everyone she dates.

Sorry for the harshness but you will never get justice or revenge. Next time be the first to leave and don't look back. Easier to say than do.

>be OP
>fall in love with wrong girl
>she can't control herself
>his emotions get out of control
>she files the RO
>on the surface his friends agree she is crazy
>deep down they tell everyone you beat her
>get out of the trailer park

maybe OP is the reason for her to drink. if your bf sucks, you start to drink to think its fine him being a faggot.

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>>668266168
lol holy shit you're a fag

>>668268921
You're obviously the reason she drank in the first place you raging autist.

I don't care, I need tits of this bitch

>>668260152
>My ex put a restraining order on me... What would you do to her?

You fucked that?

she got dolphin teeth

>>668260152
Stay away....

Make it look like An hero

lay off the steroids. they work but they make you do crazy things that women seem to like at first because of instinctual behavior but then they realize the whole situation is fucked. roids make you a mental monster and you'll eventually go war machine if you keep dating girls who want "alphas" because those women are psychotic and always have multiple stories of being raped or beaten for a reason. remember the hottest bitch is a kind bitch and try not to leave any more bastard kids in your wake bro. you've got a good reason to be angry but you will just be chasing the dragon yolo

>>668269423
Right because people don't have control over their actions.

post nudes, faggot. nobody cares about you and your background story. we just want her titties and her pussy. deliver, otherwise you are a big faggot for wasting our time.

>>668266168
Wow, you take steroids. I am a kickboxer you fucking nerdy gym rat

Not stalk her

>>668269993
>>668270121
This

>>668266875
There is no requirement of definitive proof when filing for a protective order. You can even file a temporary order without a single grain of evidence, no even testimony.

>>668270094
I don't blame her for drinking because of your roid rage and single digit iq, and I don't blame her for sucking dick after the roids shrunk your junk even further, and judging by how you feel the need to prove yourself to me, I'd say it was pretty small to begin with.

>>668266944
Kek!!

>>668260152
Restrain myself in accordance with all state and local laws.

>>668266168
Manlets will never learn.

>>668268921
She clearly has deep self esteem issues if she wants to go back to her abusive roid rage ex that she has a order out against. Get a fucking life and leave the poor woman alone op you bumder

Can we have some nudes?

>>668268921
Kill her ,yourself, and your white trash offspring.

It's the only way to be sure.

>>668267683
>self-righteous and controlling meathead

she's smarter than you, dipshit

>>668260152
The only thing you two are good for is keeping two other people from being miserable. You deserve each other.

>>668265375
dem dolphin teeth tho

I would probably have brief small talk about politics with her.

>>668265375
Those teeth are a symptom of fetal alcholol syndrome

I like the way op has went quiet now that people are speaking to him with reason. Clearly genuine white trash can't deal with rationality

>>668266168
Never gunna make it

post tits or eat shits

>>668272234
Aka tits or gtfo

>>668269993
No they dont.

Ive done them @500mg test-e 4/months and i was a happier more confident version of myself on them. My normal test levels are in normal range.

I know that sounds douchey but its true.

>>668271790
Kek

TITS... NOW!

>>668272353
>I beat my baby-mama because I'm a happy well adjusted steriod user

The denial is strong in this one.

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>>668272353
Is not OP. I dont beat women. I rage fuck them.

>>668265336
>>668266168
simmer down fags you 2 can hit each other with your handbags later but right now OP we demand nudes

>>668272353
Glad your normal levels are normal.

Would hate to see what your redundant levels are.

>>668267683
if she is that bad and you don't want her near your kid just calm the fuck down and appeal any judge would rule in you favour if you're not an abusive asshole

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>>668269116

Under rated post is under rated.
Fuck i love you guys. Thanks anon x

Op left to find a new girl to hit, because we made him mad.

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>>668266944

>>668269993
Tren will wreck your head. Most of the others have no effect. Tren is as powerful an anabolic as you can get though.

>>668260152
Grow up and get over the bitch you fucking loser

>>668260152
OP is a faggot

>>668274021
the fuck are you even talking about?

>>668273527
But he is, by his own admission.

>>668272353
Because that 4 month test with a sample size of one is accurate to extended use of faggots like op.