Im gay, how do i get my straight cousin to fuck me?

Tell him straight out that you want to get fucked and that you will suck his dick better than anyone and let him fuck you and you will never tell anybody.

I believe that as long as nobody will ever find out he will be curious.

get drunk together, watch straight porn together but with alot of dick/vagina action. ask if u can suck him

>>668237526
ask him ?

>>668237526
roofies

>>668237526
Tell him you've got a vagina growing out of your ass and you need him to fuck it

> buy a gun
> put it against his head
> order an anal
> then shot yourself because when your uncle gonna found this out, he will hurt so much in your kukuro that you will turn straight

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just say it aint gay if he says "no homo"

>>668237526
Shave the back of your head and paint an attractive woman's face on it. Then put a wig on back-to-front. Use a sharpie to colour in the top of your arse crack to resemble pubes, then walk around backwards talking in a high-pitched voice about shoes. Works every time.

>>668237981
doubt itll work
hes one of those guys that drools when a woman with big breasts passes by
>>668237994
Hes an angry person when drunk though
>>668238061
nope, read above.
>>668238219
How will he fuck me then
>>668238297
>>668238599
these could work

>>668238726
Go out and chase women but make sure to cock block him without him knowing. Then when y'all come home drunk and frustrated watch porn

>>668238726
get him drunk, really drunk, and then get him curious, and by that I mean ask questions, make it seem enticing, then make him comfortable by saying he, in gay guy standards, is super attractive. he might laugh it off and that's when you hit it one more time and then talk about it being super intense.

then you kind of luring him in with more compliments and make sure he is hammer, then make him a super serious offer of never telling anyone, and promise him he'll cum so hard and so much, and no one will be wiser

>>668237526
I'll sort you out. I'll be your cousin.

;)

>>668238726
>doubt itll work
>hes one of those guys that drools when a woman with big breasts passes by


That's precisely why it might work. He's oversexed and probably permanently horny. He might be willing to let you suck him off as long as you reassure him you won't tell anyone or that straight guys often let you suck them off.

I bet he's so horny that he'd pound your ass if it was tight enough. Also be watching gay porn in front of him. Try twink porn, I bet he will start to get hard.

Hey cousin, let's go bowling

>>668239011
>>668239157
so alcohol and porn. Thanks anons
>>668239188
seems legit. Now i have more confidence to do it after reading this. Thanks anon

>>668238219
Yea... roofies really gets your dick hard and ready to fuck.

Any pictures of you?

Want to see what he's got in store for himself

im straight but i think im bi should i try anal/oral?

How big is his dick? Is he hot? What makes you want him to fuck you

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>>668239944
>inb4 underage
Im 18 about to be 19

>>668240455
bare feet soles picture please?

>>668240341
>How big is his dick?
dont know , but our family has big dicks in general so i doubt hes small
>Is he hot?
yes.
>What makes you want him to fuck you
Incest seems fun you know

>>668240455
>ence to do it after reading this. Th

I don't think you'll have any problem. Wear some nice underwear, maybe give him a little glimpse of your ass, drop something and bend over in front of him.

I believe you are feminine enough to make him not feel gay for fucking you

>>668239971
anyone has any advice?

>>668237526

Not even hard anon. Get two hot female friends, have the 4 of you hang out. Bring some MDMA, alcohol, and maybe some cialis in case
Start some strip poker or something corny. Get the girls to say they'll fuck him if he penetrates you. Ezpz.

>>668241558
try if you know you may like it but i warn you. first time is always bad.

>>668241558
if youre gonna experiment, why not both.

>>668240726
Oh I know. you should not get him drunk its just a matter of catching him when he is really horny. So if there are lots of family events see if you can bunk up after and when he hasn't gotten to beat off in like 2 days talk sex stuff and suggest helping him out with that and hopefully he will bite

>>668237526
by killing yourself

>>668238726
>hes one of those guys that drools when a woman with big breasts passes by

this is literally why its gonna work, like >>668239188
said, you should be able to taunt him into being gay-for-a-day

Get drunk, have regular conversation about bitches, and mention a threesome you had with a chick and her bf, when he asks you if it was wierd with another guy there slip in that you are bisexual

Keep him drunk but not pass out drunk, and keep sex the main subject of the evening, add porn somewhere when its about as natural as it gets and ask him if he wants to see some of the stuff you usually watch, for science or because he might be interrested without being willing to admit it (this is why you ask more than 3 times, you might have to pressure him a slight bit)

show mmf with blowjobs given left and right, and when he starts to stare a little too much at the porn for a straight guy, offer to blow him.

the drunker you are the better your excuse is going to be, so stay sober, but fake it, alot.

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>Thinking any of these will get your STRAIGHT cousin to fuck a man in the ass

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Honestly OP your best bet is paying him like $100+

>>668243252
I actuall like this idea

>>668243497
I'm straight, but I might fuck a man in the ass for like 300 bucks. However, that's just cause I lurk /b/. He might not do it for a thousand dollars cause he's a normalfag. Goodluck homo.

>>668243842
by saying that shit you released 1000 Niggawhatts.

Seriously bitch wtf

>>668244108
Nigger can you speak English?

You don't

/thread

>>668243842
Damn, same here.

I'm as straight as you can get, but I have fucked around fifty men.

I have on condition. I always pull out right at the end and come into my own hand. That way I can say I have never come in a man's ass.

If the guy agrees to this, I'll fuck their ass and even let them put their schlong in my mouth, but I won't ever suck or move my mouth up and down.

I'm not a disgusting faggot, I'm just highly sexed, faggots sicken me.

>>668244732
OP don't listen to this retard, he's fucking gay and doesn't want to admit it. Just look at the way he types.

>>668243067

>>668243067

in order to claim the title of "straight" these days, you just have to say you are. that is the world we live in. if anyone is to blame, its all the intolerant peeps who create an environment where gays feel they have to pretend to be something they are not. if I had a nickel every time a "straight" guy did something that should qualify him as gay, I would have too many nickels.

1.) Do you enjoy the sight of another man's penis?
2.) Do you admire the male form?
3.) Do you somehow think its not gay if two dicks rub against each other as long as a female is present?

These are just a few examples, but if you said yes to any of them there is a good chance you have homosexual tendencies. It is totally normal, totally OK, but you probably should stop referring to yourself as "straight." Those of us who are straight know that you aren't, so all you are achieving is self deceit.

>>668244875
You mean my attempt to use the English language correctly?

Nice logic, you braindead faggot.

>>668245101
>1.) Do you enjoy the sight of another man's penis?
>2.) Do you admire the male form?
>3.) Do you somehow think its not gay if two dicks rub against each other as long as a female is present?


This should alsao apply to women then, it seems like women can fuck other women or rub one out to lesbian porn, and still they say they are straight, and it's accepted that they are straight by vapid women's magazines. "Ooh women are so fluid and sexually intelligent."

>>668245101
Yeah but his cousin might not fucking apply to these and nor can you ask so your post is quite shit

If you're cousin is straight then leave him alone, fuck.

Im so sick of faggots trying or thinking they can fuck dudes who are straight by "Getting them drunk" or "Showing a glimpse of your ass."

I'd punch you right in the mouth if you pulled that shit on me, not because I'm a homophobe, but because it's disrespectful as fuck.

>>668244875

It's not gay as long as you say NO HOMO right at the moment of insertion, and again at ejaculation.

My father was fucking our neighbour in the ass on the front lawn and he forgot to say it the second time, so he was turned gay and it couldn't be undone. So my mother killed him with an ice pick.

>>668245924
She just had an ice pick lying around? That's neat.

>>668245101
Faggot detected

Jason Statham is not gay you fucking degenerate, he just danced in a gay video. He wasn't told that it would be used this way. Stop trying to claim him as gay, he's a man's man

>>668237526
op for me, just one pic of your bare feet bottoms.

>>668245101
I think when it comes down to it, if you are checking out men in public, you have homosexual tendencies. If you want to be ina relationship with a man, you can hardly say you're straight.

Much murkier talking about labels when it's just virgins talking about the porn they jack off to

>>668245924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFwDLujmfeI

Dancers get hired for videos, just because you dance in front of a blue screen it doesn't mean you approve of how your image is used afterwards.

When Statham danced in a sexual way he was aiming it at women, it's not his fault if faggots use the video afterwards to attract gays

>>668246753
He dnaced in gay clubs too you denial fuck

>>668245635

of course it applies to women. just replace whatever you need to i.e. penis=vagina.

women "get away" with it because nobody really cares about them. but to be fair, I rarely see a woman who does homosexual stuff and then tries to identify as 100% straight like their male counterparts do. As you said, they at least use terms like "fluid" and "sexually intelligent."

I do not care if you are gay, or whatever you want to identify as. Do your thing. What I do care about is when you try to identify as something you are not. Not only for your own sake, but for mine as well. Don't tell me that you are "straight" but just supper like it when a chick puts two dicks in her mouth at the same time. Don't tell me that you are "straight" just because you are married but stare too hard at male bodybuilders. 90% of the time, these are the guys who always want to talk about sex and women when they are with me. Its like they think they have to create a front as a super sexual pussy hound when in fact we all know they aren't. I am straight. I have an active (and straight) sexual life. I don't watch porn with my guy friends, I don't talk about sexual stuff with my guy friends, and I don't touch and fondle my guy friends. Why? Because why would I do that kind of stuff with a dude when I can do it with a girl?

>>668246857
He might ahve had to dance in a gay club when times were hard but he would have disassociated himself from the faggots watching him and just been in an erotic trance. It doesn't mean he was being gay or dancing 'for men'

>>668240455

You could probably get him to fuck you pretty easily if you wore some girly clothes and let him talk to you like a girl.

That's all I'd need to fuck you.

>>668246979

I don't do any of those things either, I just don't believe that I would doubt a person's sexuality unless they were actively seeking male sexual experiences.

"Don't tell me that you are "straight" but just supper like it when a chick puts two dicks in her mouth at the same time."

I don't believe that a man who liked watching a woman suck fifty cocks is necessarily less able to identify as straight. I don't really understand your point here. People get off to porn in different ways. Maybe they enjoy watching a woman being 'degraded.' As long as he is not fantasizing about him having fifty cocks in his mouth

>>668247039

he is gay. deal with it. a lot of people are gay.

>muh hetro
>muh action stars
>muh stereotypes

>>668247039

Why wouldn't he just dance in a straight club then? Why is it important that Statham not be seens as effeminate

give him aids, he'll have no choice

>>668247778

just because you don't want to admit that sexual contact between two men is gay doesn't make it any less gay.

My point? Guys who do homosexual things don't get to set the rules for what constitutes being straight. Why not leave that to the guys who are?

>>668247970

YOu don't get to choose which clubs you dance for> He needed money and gay clubs would pay more

he just did it long enough to get his movie career going. Stop trying to tar him with the gay brush. Steven Seagal looks like he enjoysn ladyboys but Statham is as straight as an arrow

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>>668246284
there you go.
I dont get why people ask for these pics

>>668248190

"you don't want to admit that sexual contact between two men is gay doesn't make it any less gay"

Stop inventing things. I said nothing of the sort, and you know it. Unless you have trouble with reading comprehension. In fact, I made basically the exact opposite point. I said if a person repeatedly seeks out male sexual experiences in real life, I would doubt them being straight.

You don't get to set the rules, given that one of your criteria for not being straight was watching porn where the woman takes two dicks in your mouth. The mind boggles, honestly. Don't assume that everyone is as uncomfortable as you with the presence of a penis in a sexual interaction. By your logic, a man who looks at his own penis during sex must be not 100% straight.

>>668248384

masturbation

>>668248784

I know that everyone isn't uncomfortable with seeing two dicks rub against each other in a womans mouth. They are called gay and that is OK.

>>668246979
>get to set the rules, given that one of your criteria for no
#
you sound like you are in denial. The way you are obsessed with policing who identifies as straight or otherwise is highly suspect.

>>668248791
oh.

>>668248990
Most straight people when watching a DP scene or a bukkake scene aren't focusing on the penis. It sounds like you are projecting, to be honest.
A truly straight man wouldn't be so terrified of seeing a penis.

I'm straight but if I were drunk and the guy was feminine enough I'd probably let them S my D if I knew no one would find out. I haven't had sex in years tho

>>668249284

I feel totally neutral about seeing a penis. If you see a penis, and the presence of another man's penis is a part of your sexual gratification, then I have bad news.

you don't, faggot.

>>668249284
>>668249010
>>668248784
>>668247778

the damage control is real

>>668249487

"the presence of another man's penis is a part of your sexual gratification"

The way you use these little strawmen is pathetic. The last resort of somebody who can't make a coherent point.

Once again, since you seem to struggle with a basic point, people who watch porn scenes where penises are present are not focusing on the penis. Just because you have a hang-up about penises because you are afraid you might like them doesn't mean other people are so insecure

>>668249755
Because you can't actually make a coherent point, you spam and misrepresent. It makes you come across as idiotic.

Your form of damage control is to make argue a complete different point than what was said to you. Read back over it, it's all there. Are you 12?

>>668237526
Why would your cousin fuck a grown ass mans asshole when he can fuck a girl instead, like everyone else?

Go camping with a single tent and sleeping bag and slip Cialis into his food.

>>668250281
because most girls in our town are ugly as shit or have sexual diseases

>>668249865

I have to step in here. did you even read>>668248990
or>>668246979

I will pull the phrase you faggits seem to be argueing about:

"Don't tell me that you are "straight" but just supper like it when a chick puts two dicks in her mouth at the same time"

>super like it when a chick puts two dicks in her mouth at the same time
>two dicks in her mouth at the same time
>two dicks in her mouth
>at the same time

Can you at least stay on topic? It is getting real boring reading this flame war when one of you keeps making shit up about the other ones post. FFS, lets keep this lively.

>>668250611
Every single one of his responses was based on things I never said or even implied.

Even this line "I know that everyone isn't uncomfortable with seeing two dicks rub against each other in a womans mouth. They are called gay and that is OK." is nonsensical. He basically said that if there are two penises in a scene, you are gay.

Then he tried to argue that I meant that penises were part of sexual gratification within the scene.

Again: I said:

"I just don't believe that I would doubt a person's sexuality unless they were actively seeking male sexual experiences."

To which he for some reason responded:

""you don't want to admit that sexual contact between two men is gay doesn't make it any less gay""

I basically said that males seeking sexual contact with other males were not straight.

I wouldn't say I was gay or bi. I love the pussy just as much as any other guy. I don't like men in any way, no kissing or sensual shit.

However, I play with my prostate and find it enjoyable. I would try let another straight male fuck my ass just out of curiosity. I will probably never end up doing it though cause I'm afraid of the STD risks involved with casual sex.

>>668251273

Is English your first language? What part about two dicks RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A WOMAN'S MOUTH doesn't count as two dicks coming into sexual contact with one another?

Anyway, I'm tired also of arguing a nonsensical idiotic point about the number of cocks in a scene. I go back to my first comment, >>668246446 which I stand by:

I think when it comes down to it, if you are checking out men in public, you have homosexual tendencies. If you want to be in
a relationship with a man, you can hardly say you're straight.

Much murkier talking about labels when it's just virgins talking about the porn they jack off to
Funny how this comment spawned troll responses claiming that I don't believe sexual contact between males was gay. Good trolling mate.

>>668251795

I'm arguing that the viewer of a scene is not necessarily gay because of there being 2 cocks in a woman's mouth. That is if this is not why they are watching. If they are watching two cocks and the woman is incidental, then yes, how could they claim to be straight?

I wasn't referring to the performers in the scene, although I would disagree about this automatically making them less straight either.

If they are not concentrating on rubbing their cock off another cock, if they are focusing on the woman. They are being sucked off by a woman.

>>668237526
Aren't you worried about getting pregnant with inbred mutants?

I absolutely do not believe that a man who has sex with other men or eyes up men in public can credibly claim to be straight.

>>668252349

that sounds like a classic "no homo"

OP, you should get in on this. These guys are providing some pretty good arguments to convince your cousin that two dudes doing sexual stuff together isn't gay. Just be like "Nah, imagine a woman while you let me suck you off and you are totally straight bro."

>>668252582

well, a lot of people who have been arguing in this thread would disagree

>>668238704
Underapreciated

>>668252710
>dicks RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A WOMAN'S MOUTH doesn't count as two dicks coming into sexual contact with one another?


Again with the strawman, lol. I absolutely at no point said that two dudes doing sexual stuff is not gay.

See how when you can't argue a point, you introduce a falsehood to distract.

I disagree with you that if two porn stars have their cock in a woman's mouth then that they are automatically gay.

I don't believe that a straight persons watching a DP scene is not straight.

Your point is based on the assumption that they are focusing on each other rather than the woman.

>>668252710
i dont think hed care as long as we both not say shit.

>>668237526
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>>668237526
I fuck my cousin all the time, but he's adopted, and a rescue from Thailand, cute as a button my little slut is.

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>>668253239

>>668252582
>w when you can't argue a point, you introduce a falsehood to distract.
>I disagree with you that if two porn stars have their cock in a woman's mouth then that they are a

Unless it's not clear, this point is made by me, it's then point I made from the start, that my impression of a person's sexuality is based on what they pursue.

Not a nonsensical and arbitrary rule about the amount of men in a scene.

I just refer you to the simplest expression of what I believe:

>>668252582

I said this from the start, yet you try to imply I thought the opposite.

>>668237526
tell him that it's not technically gay if your balls don't touch

I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOUR COUSIN IN THE ASS MYSELF IF IT SHUTS UP THE LOT OF YOU NECKBEARD FLAMEWAR FAGGOTS.

Answer me this, one of you wordyfags

what if a gay guy has a child with a woman? is he gay? surely he can't be 100% gay either was freddie mercury gay?

I have a similar problem but my cousin has a girlfriend. What do /b/?

>>668237526
It's a paradox. If he fucks you, he is not your straight cousin. So you can never fuck your straight cousin.

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>>668253904
the one 16 y/o southern boy trying to hide the fact he has those strange fluttering feelings when looking at teh gay

>>668253724
nobody fuckin cares

>>668254310
sauce

>>668237526
This is what people mean when they piss and moan about gays being 'in your face'
Can't you accept that not everybody is gay or any interest in trying to b gay. The world doesnt revolve around you. Leave your fuckin cousin alone.

Imagine how annoyed you would be if your straigh cousin was trying to tempt you to like girls again. Probably be a hate crime.

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>>668244732
>straight
>fucked 50 men
Stopped reading there

You're about as straight as a scalextric racetrack... you're just severely in denial

>>668248384
Brah come on give an underwear shot pretty please

>>668255040
>scalextric

scalextric wow, I haven't been reminded of that in years. Are you British?

What about that old Subbuteo, eh?

>>68238599#
That's probably the best option

>>668255040
>fucking scalextric
jesus christ anon you're giving me nostalgia

>>668255097
I agree with anon. 1 more face pic too as we've given some good advice today.

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You don't unless he's also gay or bi

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>>668253904
I love being hate fucked, best part is when they fill me up and they fall back exhausted with a look of bewilderment on their face thinking how good I was and all the years wasted on chasing crazy narcissistic females.

>>668255890
Is that you?

>>668255890

Where does the hate come into that? Self-hatred?

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>>668255681
good advice indeed
No underwear pics tho

>>668237526
Come on, more pics dude.
You're hot af

>>668257380
Well, I have a boner.
Wish we could see more.

>>668257380
Post ass

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>>668257394
>>668257513
>>668257556
is this enough
never sent shit like this before so its pretty weird to me

>>668257875
>gay
>has never butt posted
I don't believe it.
Bend over and spread.

>>668257875
Honey, the more the better. Not that you care either way, but I have a full solid. Why couldn't my cousins look like you. Most of them looked like Wallace Shawn

>>668240455
If that is you I would totally fuck you.

>>668257875
>>668257380
Would you ever do gay porn?

You'd fit right in at Helix, or Staxus.

You like being rimmed?

>>668255890
sticking around for more like this

>>668255890
Spectacular ass. Please more.

>>668246490
Im gay and even I think these guys are way to much gay.

>>668246247
Jason Statham is now gay!

>>668237526
in the ass.
/thread

>>668259241
Of all the pointless boring arguments in this bread, the Statham one was fucking surreal

anyway heres 'not gay' jason strutting his stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB3q0mMBK8

>>668255890
Now that is hot!

>>668253302
sauce?

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>>668258144
Im pretty fucking shy so..
>>668258177
>>668258202
im pretty average looking.
>>668258244
like i said above im too shy for that stuff.
and yes, i do.
Pic related: cant bring myself to post more than this

I'm afraid I have to agree with the point made on the thread:

If you like dicks, you're gay.

If your cousin is straight, then he will be really creeped out by you coming on to him.

>>668254116
Mega Beard, or perhaps some 10year vow that came true

>>668259883
Nah, you're a hot twink. You would look great with a cock in your mouth and ass. Boy am I glad you're over 18

>>668259883

Show what you feel like showing. You will receive nothing but support from those that matter, and nothing but negativity from those that don't matter! Pay no heed to those that tell you that you don't look good!

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>>668259883
You have such a great ass, and your face is quite nice too.
How do you expect to get your cousin to fill your cute butt with cum if you're too shy to even show us?

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>>668237526
Introduce him to /b/ and wait 5 years.

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>>668260376

>>668259936
Is this to imply that a gay person wouldn't be equally creeped out by their sibling coming on too them?

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>>668259883
Wow , im straight and i can fuck you if i had a chance. you look so cute and really feminine.btw nice buns ;).

>>668260162
well thanks anon. I do get told i look 15 alot though.
>>668260216
>>668260242
meh youre right i guess i cant lose anything anyway.
ill post more in a sec

>>668260506
>ply that a gay person wouldn't be equally creeped out by their sibling comin

Er.. the question is about OP (gay) seducing his cousin (straight). Stop trying to cause a problem.

If you are not gay or even bi, then I don't think it's that good a feeling to have someone trying it on. Think how disgusted OP would feel if a woman was trying to whapple his whipwhopper

>>668260826
wow is your dick hard in this pic :D?

>>668261103
pics are probably from some porn gallery. see the filenames

>>668260974
In all honestly id give it a try. Im curious what itd be like with a woman
btw if it wasnt obvious none of these are me
>>668260826
>>668260376
>>668255890

>>668261224
>>668261224
Damit :(. still hot tho.

>>668261228
You should try. You might like both. What type of porn do you like?

>>668260660
This op read this.

>>668261662
I have a fetish of fucking twink boys , i still consider my self straight. No homo tho :3

>>668260974
Honestly not trying to be a dick or anything, please forgive me.

I was just thinking that hypothetically I can see a straight male individual being just as creeped out as a gay male. Or anybody really...
Not trying to sound like some moralfag or shitpost or trigger you and say OP is a bad person for this or anything, I'm just trying to illustrate how it could be creepy no matter what the orientation or cousin's gender may be; creepy just because it's family and could be taken a number of wrong ways.

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>>668262150
it isnt a fetish, its called being a fag

>>668237526
shut up will.

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>>668261604
all kinds. but mostly gay

heres the picture tho. never thought id do this
guess theres a first time for everyhting

>>668262423
Ohh... :) even better, im a fag fucker.

>>668262163
Yes, I agree, I was just talking about this specific case, but I agree.

Of course though, the 'gay' element might add an extra layer of discomfort, you can't always be sure that someone is not homophobic or would be more threatened by a same sex situation. People are unpredicatable.

>>668262624
Oh lord

>>668237526
FUCK MY ASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-qKAMt70j0&feature=share

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>>668262624
You have my attention.

>>668262624
>t

What a perfect ass. I would love to bury my face in it.

>>668262761
Yes
I was thinking that, too.
The tension would make things already pretty unstable even with out such things as homophobia and so on. I imagine he'll have to tread lightly, what ever the plan.

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hmm, seems we have a old fashion boy butt thread.

You've posted ass, you might as well give us cock too.

Why are you trying to fuck your cousin? Don't involve family. You're going to have your pick of people to fuck.

>>668262163
>>668262761
hes an extremely sexual guy so it could work.
>>668263175
because every other guy where i live is ugly as shit. pretty small town so i got nowhere to choose from

>>668263419
What state?

>>668263419
It could work. In fact it might well work, because you are extremely fine and I guarantee he will love fucking you.

Problem is, at some point he will want to stop, or it will be time to stop and then it's awkward forever.

Im straight,
how do i get my gay cousin to stop fucking me?

>>668237526
"No homo"

>>668263419
Ugly most of the time have big dicks, if thats what you really want BiG DiCKs op. :)

>>668263691
Implying I haven't fucked my cousin, and stopped fucking my cousin, and me and her don't have a great relationship still

If you're an awkward fucker who actually expected something to come out of cousin fucking long term then that's the cause, not the cousin fucking

>>668264117
I think OP is in love With his cusin.

>>668264117
>If you're an awkward fucker who actually expected something to come out of cousin fucking long term then that's the cause, not the cousin fucking

Nothing to do with 'expecting something to come out of it'. It's the fact that family will frown upon it and it will always be a dirty secret. Unless you live in bumblefuck Georgia, where cousins intermarrying is encouraged.

>>668264117
The extra element here is the 'straight' cousin who will more than likely enjoy it, but then suddenly rediscover his 'straightness' again and be ashamed of what he did and resent you for corrupting him.

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>>668264451
This.

>>668263648
Mexico. Im half american half mexican but we moved to this shithole because of family issues.
>>668264453
family wouldnt know tho no one will

>>668264433
Nahh. keep the twinks coming, not dad porn.

>>668264691
Jaja windows.exe error.

>>668264842
If he could admit he was at least bisexual. But what if he fucked you but then tried to live in denial, then the relationship between you could become awkward. He'll see you as a reminder of his 'experimental' past.

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>Introduce him to /b/ somehow
Then give it about two years.


The only realistic option fam .

>>668264842
So thats why. You dont wana be fuck by mexicans.

>>668264842
>elationship between you could become awkward. He


Are you out to your family?
Has your cousin ever shown any kind of flirting or suggestive behaviour?

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>>668263175
heres the bad dick pic then

>>668240455
Ur sis need to lie to him about that she would do him if he fucks u first

>>668265332
Then call 1 800 fag cusin NOW!

>>668265464
Moar

>>668265464
You got a thickie. Oh yes. And uncut? Oh god yes.

Son, you gon' shit on the bible like that, you gon' burn in hell.

>>668265464
Thats a fat dick , how did you grow it like this?

>>668265464
have you ever beaten off to porn together or at least watched porn together? That's usually a good start

>>668265717

Awesome

>>668265127
never know till we try
>>668265186
yeah pretty much
>>668265332
i am out and hes always looking at me and when i look his way he looks another way
but im too shy to say or do shit

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>mfw people don't have brojobs with their friends.

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>>668265825
>>668265759
>>668265550

>>668265945
we used to watch porn together but never did anything at all we just watched.
>>668265847
i didnt?