Pick 1 >suicide is not an option

>>667890775
Easy, left.
I would gargle that cock for weeks on end.

kill both

easy

ill take both please . those are the women of my dreams

>>667891052
you would have to share it with me.

i love that girl.

>>667890775
Is the one on the left a trap? Either way her happily

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>>667890775

I pick to walk down a nigger street like this.

Technically not suicide.

>>667890775
The Cabbage patch lookin' bitch

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>>667891052
>>667891183
that is so edgy right now

I pickfor jay to fuck the brains out of schumer

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>>667891194
>i love that girl

Someone post Bailey Jay cock please.

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>>667891433
top cuck

>>667891183
NO! MINE!
>>667891318
>5edgy3u roodypoo

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>not wanting a blow job from Bailey

>>667890775
Bailey, obviously.

>>667890775
as a general rule of thumb always go for the girl with the feminine penis

>>667890775
i'd pick both tbh , but since you said i can only choose one i'll pick bailey , she is more womanly than that freak next to her

>>667890775
i would pick the one that could fuck me in the ass

The black hair one; not really into fat ones

>>667891712
> from

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>>667891712
Best reaction I've seen in a while.

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>>667892313
but ur into penis

not into dudes so neither

>>667891052
dittoing

>>667890775
Left

Less likely to get aids from the tranny.

>>667892462
everyone likes penis you cis idiot.

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>>667890775
Bailey hands down. I'd love every second of it.
#nohomo

>>667890775
left x 1000

Milo

cause anybody with a nickname as ordinary as "milo" has got to be scary as fuck.

>>667891194
>girl

Bruh...

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Who wants to start a Bailey threas? I think I'm finally starting to like it.

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>>667892854
ur finished dude
>goes trap
>never goes back

>>667893229
i would get on my knees and worship that cock.

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Feet

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>>667892859
>>667893085
>>667893229
Barely Gay

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>>667893182
Nah dude I tried to fap to trap threads before but I was never able to finish. I could keep my boner going but nothing was coming or at least trying to come out. I was disappointed and went on xvideos.

I would fuck the shit out of Bailey :D <3

>>667890775
I pick the cabinet handle. My cock should fit in the space between it and the door.

the woman

that's literally a man with long black hair

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>>667890775

>>667893834
So..?

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>>667893834
That's the great surprise fam a dick

>>667893694
is that david bowie

the dude over amy any time

no homo

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>>667891183

>>667891052
easily this. except only when miss piggy is the alternate

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>>667890775
Kill the pigfuck I don't watch the trannie porn so the other one doesn't offend me that much.

>>667894046
Kek

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>>667891293

only fags would pick the guy.
i'll stick with bailey because am not gay

Two assholes, four tits, two mouths, four hands, a pussy and a cock. It's all there, what else do you need?

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>>667894107

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>>667890775
Left, no doubt. All hail Bailey, the true queen of /b/!

>>667890775
>Pick 1
>suicide is an option
>Murder is an option

>>667890775
Bailey. She's cool, smart, sexy and available. Amy Schumer is the opposite of all of those things.

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>>667891547

>>667890775
Can I choose that cabinet behind them?

>>667890775
At least Bailey knows how to deliver. Amy would pass out on you.

>>667893910
i always imagine her penis tip pressing against my ass when jerking it to this one.

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>>667891578

>>667890775

Bailey knows how to make a man happy, Amy knows how to make a man mad.

The choice is pretty clear here, anons.

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>>667891433

>>667894498
>only fags would pick the guy.
>i'll stick with bailey because am not gay

That's a Schumer-tier punchline. You were made for each other.

>>667891194
>girl

>>667890775
Kill them all and wait to be gunned down by police.

>>667894872
disgusting. no visible penis.

>>667890775
I'd fuck the dude on the left, no question. Amy Shumer sucks/

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>>667893422

>>667890775

Schumer. Not even close. One is a chick and the other is a mentally diseased man, anyone who answers otherwise is just a flaming queer.

Bailey all day

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>>667893834

>>667890775
I'd fuck the guy on the left in his asshole. He looks more feminine that Amy does. I'll just turn the lights off. A warm hole is a warm hole. I don't give a fuck.

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>>667890775

I'm not picky, I'd take either. Just don't let me become a wizard

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>>667894520

>>667895620
you fuck amy with the lights off.

you fuck bailey with a film crew to remember the moment forever.

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>>667895147

>>667890775
Right
Left have masculine penis

>>667894470

>>667893541
I don't think I've seen bailey taking it from a guy before. What site? Also is that dude wearing a wedding ring?

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>>667895783

Bailey, no question about it.

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>>667890775
You could not pay me to fuck Amy Schumer. No amount of money is worth it. Bailey, however, I'd fuck for free.

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>>667894470
oops forgot pic

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>>667896751

>>667890775
Right, you know she knows how to cook breakfast like a pro.

>>667890775
Bailey, 10 times outta 10. Wouldn't touch schumer with a ten foot pole.

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>>667890775
Bailey.
The fat pig on the right would be submitting to beastiality.
I will not do that.

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>>667896285
>Implying her tits are that nice looking
Nigga nooooo!

>>667890775
left obviously!! who is the one on the right suppose to be? they got a bit of an ugly face

>>667893834
Look I know amy schumer isn't funny.Or talented. Or really contributing anything to anybody, but at least let her be blonde dude. It's the only thing she has.