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I need help. I suffer from retarded ejaculation. I cant cum without mastuebating. My wife and I would like to start a family but I can get her pregnant. How can I explain that I need to jerk off before I can cum. Any help will be appreciated. Also general cum on ass thread.
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>>667840004
Tell your wife to tighten up or stop fucking other men so she won't be so loose.
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yes, the problem is with your wife. you shouldnt have married her if she can't make you blow your load, dafuq
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>>667840004

Just fucking enjoy her trying to make you cum.

if her pussy isnt tight enough to get you off then divorce her because you will never be happy
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>>667840075
Its not caused by her being loose. I have had this for a while now. I think its from fapping too much
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You have a wife and are already planning to have kids and she does not know that you can't cum from her (probably abused) pussy? Explain to me how that works.

Grow up and talk to her.
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>>667840004

Takes me on average 2 hours to cum, no matter what I try to do or who I'm with. It just takes a really long time for the feeling to build up and then burst.

I don't necessarily need to masturbate to cum, but I know what it's like to have a hard time with it.

Just say what you have to say, I'm sure your wife will understand and so on if she truly loves you.
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>>667840171
He cant get her wife pregnanr its a serious problem
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>>667840215

Then stop fapping, you idiot.
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>>667840004
Had this problem awhile back mate its more common than you think. I got over it by thinking about the shit i usually think about while I jack off. Mounting is a fetish off mine so i think about that. Goodluck mate.
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>>667840424
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>>667840570
So I should picture her as someone else?
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>>667840344
I had the exact same problem you need to stop jerking off completely for a month or so. Then youll bust in 20 seconds
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>>667840004

let me impregnate your wife, problem solved.

clip related, my cock
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>>667840773
>>667840570
D o women appreciate this so called disorder? I would think they would love being fucked for hours.
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>>667840712
preferable as the thing you fantasize about when you jerk it. do it long enough and you'll eventually get comfortable blowing loads in her. I fantasize about our church sisters all the time.
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>>667840004
Stop masturbating
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>>667840916
being fucked for hours is a myth mate. Most women don't like going past 20 mins. Not everything you see in porn is true.
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>>667841056
Its hard for me to stop. I get bored.
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>>667841079
>Virgin detected
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Get a fleshlight, only jerk it with that. The best for this would be the Mini lotus. I had that problem for years(death grip) and that was the only possible way for me to solve it. I had to completely stop fapping with my hand and only use the fleshlight so I could accustomed to something more vagina like.

Good website is also curedeathgrip
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>>667840916
No in my experience the girl loses steam especially after cumming a couple times. They usually get really sensitive or dry up so you have to end up stopping so you don't hurt them
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Never jerk it. Fuck your wife and don't cum a couple days in a row. If you torture your self a handful of times like that your shit will readjust. Just gotta be willing to go for it
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>>667841079

you must suck in bed. i've had blowjobs longer than 30mins. granted i don't last very long after that. there is your cure btw OP. MOAR HEAD!
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>>667841223
I'm not one of your kind homie. Vaginas sore over easily during sex, so going past that is just painful apparently. Speaking from a shit ton of experience here.
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>>667841622
There is a lot of truth here especially as women age.
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>>667840004
There are some things you could try.

If you are overweight, lose weight. If you are a normal weight, start weight training for some muscle growth.

Take a supplement called Tribulus, or Tribulus Terrestris, or Horny Goat Weed. It's a testosterone booster, from the fruit of a puncture weed plant, and it may increase libido, and some other things.

Masturbate less frequently.

If you are distracted or stress when you try to have sex, then try to decompress before you have sex.

Also, having children is the single worst thing you can do for your marriage, apart from cheating. 66% of couples experience a significant decrease in marital satisfaction upon the arrival of the first child, and things don't get better until the youngest child moves out.

lifehacker.com
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>>667841223
>double virgin detected
It's painfully obvious you have no idea how vaginas work.
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>>667840004
Youre a fucking retard if you dont get it's from watching porn all the fucking time. Porn induced erectile dysfunction. Look it up /b/tards. Porn actually isn't that fucking good for you. :^)
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>>667841868
Thanks for the advice will definately look into some of those things. Unfortunately we have to have a child, just to justify getting married. Her parents are presuring us to get it done.
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>>667842237
I do get errections, thats not where the dysfunction is. I just cant finish up.
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>>667840776
What are those?!
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Like can all of you please just do some fucking research for once and venture away from /b/? Go look up how porn actually affects you physically, mentally, and socially. It's not something a lot of men like to admit, because guys think with their dicks more than their actual brains. Trust me, once I stopped watching porn my life improved 100%
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>>667842251
I promise you, only beat it with a fleshlight. I was the only thing that brought my relief... And I swear by it.
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>>667842251
her parents need to fuck off then. they aren't going to be stuck with the burden of raising a child. no reason for you to throw away your whole life just because some old fuckers want you to have kids.

i have 2 kids and i can't wait to die.

i'm pro-life: once that baby shows up, your life is over.
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>>667840004
say you want to pull and finish so you don't get her preggo
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>>667840424
>>667840916
No
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>>667842360
Yes, it takes a lot longer to cum. You have a porn addiction. Your brain is wired to be attracted to images on a screen instead of irl stimulation. You need help for it or your wife needs to leave you.
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>>667842859
Typical right wing christian fundementalist
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>>667840004
tell her to jerk you off, then finish in her

am I missing something here?
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>MY FIRST SPERMATIC EJACTION THROUGH PENILE LAUNCHAFICATION WAS AT A GIRLS HOUSE WHILE PLAYING EARTH WORM GYM ON SEGA.> I WAS RUBBING MY WEINER ON THE GROUND IN THE UNDERWATER PART WHERE YOU CANT CRACK THE GLASS ON THE SUBMARINE AND I BLEW A HUGE LOAD IN ME PANTS
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>>667842859
This but it goes away with time.
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>>667843892
Anti-theistic actually. Fuck conservatives and liberals. College degree in social work w/ adults and actually learned about this issue. I base everything I say off of facts and research. Like how you have an issue you dont want to admit because you keep telling yourself "everyone does it" or you're too far socially gone at this point there is no return for you. Which one is it?
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>>667840004
stop watching porn faggot
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