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We all have secrets /b/
What are yours?
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I post on /b/.
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>>667837503

When I was 17, I hooked up with my 14 year old cousin. It was the first day we met and ended up fucking. After that we fell in love, but kept our relationship a secret. We had plans to move away together, away from our family, after she finished high school, but it never happened. Other than a greentext story I've shared on /b/, nobody knew about it.
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>>667837503
more?
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when i was 11 i stole 100 bucks from my dad.
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I masturbated once.
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>>667837763

Jesus. When I was 11, my dad didn't even have 100 bucks to his name.
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>>667837833
Well he ended up finding out and beat the crap out of me..
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>>667837833
Was your dad a nigger?
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i want be above all judgement, and fuck and consume everything
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When I was 15 I cheated on my 14 year old girlfriend of two years (high school sweet heart type deal) with my mom's 24 year old coworker who was married and had a kid.

I didn't really want to do it, but within minutes of her being at my house she had her pants pulled down showing me her ass in her thong which gave me a massive erection.

She ended up sitting on my face while jerking me off so I could lick her pussy, then she had us switch around so that I sat on her face. She licked my butt hole while jerking my dick at the same time. I came buckets all over her chest and stomach.

A few months later she ended up telling her husband about it while they were in the middle of an argument. He beat her and their baby up, tried to burn the house down, and ended up in prison. He said if he ever found me, he'd kill me.
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>>667838201

No, we were just poor as fuck.
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>>667837503
I suffer from clinical depression.
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>>667837503
I'm pretty unhappy in my marriage. My wife has changed, she isn't fun. All she does is complain about work and bitch about being married to me. Not about me, just being married to me. Most days I just sit and wonder how long I can hold on and keep up the charade. What's going to happen when I finally snap? Shit like that drives me to drinking which I have to do in secret anyway. So this is it? The cruise control for the rest of my life?
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>>667838490
This is 4chan, almost everyone here are socially inept frog people
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>>667838532
are you a babydick or what?
why?
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i have a 18y old daughter that i never saw ...nobody in my family now about it
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>>667837503
i'm posting "eauehaeuhaeuh babydick" comments, but my dick is a 9incher
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>>667838532

I'm generally happy with my marriage and my wife still enjoys me, however, she constantly complains that we never go out or do anything.

We both work 5 days a week and usually have different days off. She'll complain all week that we don't go anywhere, then on her day off I'll ask what she wants to do, but she always says "i dunno" or "nothing". If we do decide to go somewhere (which is usually the mall because she loves to shop), it takes her like 3 hours to get ready to go, so we don't even get there until like 4pm when I'm ready to be back home doing stuff around the house and ready to relax.

The constant bitching about that drives me insane.
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>>667838563
I'm not socially inept.

It does take a lot of energy to surround myself with a lot of people, though.
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>>667838691
Nah, tastefully large cock. She got upper echelon job and has become a total faux WASP bitch. But we have a kid together, and I know if I get a divorce I'll live like a fucking beggar for the next 16 years.
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>>667838532
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Moar disney princesses taking a dump
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Fucked my step Sister twice, three weeks ago, who I've known for 18 years since we were kids. Some of the best pussy ever
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>>667838850
feminism has won the game
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>>667838873
I realize that now. Thanks for reaffirming, though.
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I wanna fuck a little girl
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>>667838532
divorce her
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>>667838835
she's cheating

let her have fun
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>>667837503
I'm a brony mustard race.
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>>667837503
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>>667838532
transfer your assets in secret to a new bank account. lawyer up. serve her and leave her, you can still restart.
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>>667838835
divorce, duh?

that's why I did. I prefer to regret doing something than to regret being a little bitch like you, mate.
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I jerked off to a video of my sister getting her asshole fucked and gaped doggystyle. Went through her phone and found it along with a bunch of nudes. Feel weird about it.
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When I was 5 years old, my two older girl cousins (early to mid teens) used to make me strip and dance naked for them while they babysat me. It started as a simple game and it was fun, but lead to them playing and sucking my little peen and sticking stuff in my butt.

I would basically lay there after the dance game, completely naked, while they experimented with my body. I never told anybody.
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>>667838835
seems like an average woman to me.
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>>667838319
and now I have found you
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>>667838030
What did he do with the crap?
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>>667838360
Haha, it's funny because you're poor !
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>>667839094

She is not cheating. She has no time to cheat. We're together majority of the week as well other than when she goes to work.
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>>667839173
But I didn't love my kid. She's not done anything wrong. I know that bitch will use her against me.
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>>667839265

You wish, Colin.
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>>667838319
Worth it
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>>667838532
Toxic relationship either get help or divorce or maybe you stopped putting work in and thats why its failing, its a two way street
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>>667839265
Kek
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>>667839180

>wife complains about not going out
>never wants to go out
>divorce is the only option.


riiiiight. like I said, we're still happy, but she does that one thing and it is annoying.
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>>667838490
THIS IS NOT A FEEL THREAD !
but i'm depressive and i suffer social anxiety too...
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>>667839394
I'm john
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>>667839203

Post the vid, thank you.
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I molested my 14 year old cousin
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>>667839358
slow down on the drinking then
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>>667839558

How old were you? Was she okay with it? What did you do?
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>>667839457
I'm not saying it 'cause feels, I'm saying it here because I haven't told anyone about it.

Would be humiliating if somebody found out.
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>>667839558
sick fuck!
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>>667839489

Didn't save any of it. Took pics of the parts in the video where her asshole is gaping but deleted them later out of guilt.
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>>667838360
hope things be better now m8
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>>667837503

I like poo
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I feel like the only lesbian who doesn't give two shits about feminism it social justice.
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OP here, my secret is that I hate pretty much everyone and everything and if it all gets destroyed by nuclear warfare tomorrow it will have been millions of years too late.
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>>667839636
I was 16, it was while she was sleeping I just fucked her ass cheeks and fingered her. Pretty sure she woke up but was too scared to do anything about it
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I can't stop thinking about cookie dough ice cream
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>>667839763

Was major poor up until I graduated high school, got a job, and moved out. Parents are still pretty poor, terrible at managing money. I've tried to help them many times, but they always fail.

I'm not rich at all, but am able to pay my bills and still treat myself.

I end up sending them 200-300 every month or two so they can pay their bills. Hurts me and my wife a bit, but I don't mind helping them.
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>>667839909
Me too
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I fucked my friends 9 yo daughter
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>>667839916
I hope you die!
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I've been watching porn ever since I was eight, and I went to an all girls Catholic school so I tried hard to keep it a secret. I had two bags in my room, one I hid porn magazines in and one with my school books. One day, when I was like 14, I was running late so I absent mindedly grabbed the one with the porn. When I got to class I dumped the magazines on my desk. Was kicked out and went to public school. Not really a secret but I've never told anyone
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>>667840061
Thanks annon
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>>667840013
how old were you?
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>>667839351
yeah sure
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I Have herpes
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>>667839351
She would really only need a couple hours anon. Or just long enough to get there, get her rocks off, then back home.
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>>667840166
ewwww
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>>667840140
kek'd
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>>667839351
You should probably nail her more.
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>>667839984
thats recomforting to know, have some tits good sir
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>>667840332

Thanks, but I'm an ass guy.
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>>667839650
You're right it would be. Better bottle it up until you kill yourself. Is that what you want?
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>>667838835
dont ask her what she wants to do.
Be a man and take your wife out without asking her where she wants to go.

Source I am married 8 years
Women dont want to admit it but they love when the guy is showing her he is in charge.
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>>667840332
>>667840500


Those are my perfect kind of tits though. They nice.
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had really bad thoughts about every women in my family, young old fat skinny. was rejected alot growing up with women, so i turned cynical. now my whole family knows about who i am and rejects me low key. probably be a murderer some day cus it feels like even though they know about my life, theyre to stupid to just keep on moving, instead they always throw subtle hints of "we know what you did"
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>>667839984
You're a good man anon

Wish you much success in life
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>>667840314

We have a very stable sex life. We fuck 2-3 times a week and play around / oral until we both cum on the other days.
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>>667840235

She's definitely not cheating. I don't have to worry.
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>>667839452

Have you tried talking to her about it?

Normally when a women gets pissy about something, it's not the something you think she's being pissy about if that makes any sense. I mean, if you're otherwise happy and it's this ONE thing that's causing contention, you can try opening up the lines of communication.
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>>667840518
Extremely accurate. Come home from work on day before day off. Don't take the key out of the car. Load her ass up and take her to a dinner that you pick and to an evento where she can pick from 2 or 3 things. Tell her what she's doing and 99% of the time they'll do it and smile. Then come home and fuck the holy jesus out of her and lay down to sleep
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420
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>>667840724
woman*
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From the ages of 12-16 I would let my lab fuck me. Everyday after school I would go into the woods and let him mount me. We would be knotted normally around 20-30 minutes. The feeling of being powerless and filled with beast cum was why I kept doing it. I am male btw.
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>>667840504
It's what I've been doing for 12 years.

During some periods where I've tried to show people that I don't feel well, they always tend to distance themselves from me. Better to just shut up, put on a smile and fake it until you make it. At least now I don't have to be completely alone.
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>>667839959
I also suffer from this crippling affliction.
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>>667837503
i have sever depression.
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>>667840013 25
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>>667837777
Quads are truth
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My only sexual experiences have been being raped when I was 14 and two oral hookups with guys from /soc/. I fall in love with any guy who shows a shred of interest in me. I hate myself and I wish I were normal. Contemplate suicide all the time but I guess that's nothing out of the ordinary anymore.
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>>667840692
Nice.
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>>667839984
You're a kind soul. Good job. Sucks that a child has to look after his parents, but what else can you do, right?
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>>667840720
Really..
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My fiancé told me she was still in love with her ex, I used to sell a lot of ecstasy in my town so I know some people, had him beat pretty bad, I think she knows it was me, don't really give a shit tho, but she won't stop whining about him, think she's next.
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>>667839480
hello john been awhile
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>>667840868
That's unfortunate. What do you sever?
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>>667840781
No shit you're male
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>>667840907
Tell me about yourself
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>>667840500 say no more
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@667837503

why the fuck should i tell my secrets on a open website like 4chin. afterwards,if a secret get foretold its no more a secret you fucking dipshit
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>>667840963

Yea it does suck, especially because I have a brother a couple years older than me who actually lives close to my parents but generally doesn't help them at all.

He bitches and complains if they ask him for gas money all the while they watch his two kids FOR FREE every single day.

He feels that my parents owe him too much money already from helping them out over the past ten years. He claims he has given them over 10k since then, which is a complete lie, it was more likely around 1-2k in ten years.

Never have I even asked for my parents to repay the money I "lend" them and I don't plan on ever doing it.
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>>667841288
Jesus monkey loving Christ

>who let the fucking newfag in the thread?
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>>667840907
You are very interesting and intelligent. Now love me
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>>667841263
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>>667837740
>has greentext about hooking up with 14 yo cousin
>doesnt post it
Somethings wrong here.
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>>667840976

Whatevs. Don't need to defend myself about it.
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>>667841437
I don't know but you should leave then.
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>>667840907
I would love to get to know you more
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>>667841263
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>>667837503
I'm sexually attracted to my 49 year old half-sister, I'm 24 so we have many years apart from us.

She has ovarian cancer and can't get pregnant anymore, which kind of made me sad about it really, but my sexual attraction towards her never stopped even after hearing the news. She even has a very amazing and unique voice that is like nothing on this Earth.

I just wish I could pleasure her, even if its just oral or with my fingers or with a sex toy, I just want to give her an ecstatic experience.
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>>667838532
You are describing me a year ago. I left her...don't look back
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>>667841500

Sorry friend, was waiting to see if any interest in it.

>pic related
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>>667841568
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I fucked my sister for four years and neither of us suffered ill effects
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got bored and we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine".

So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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>>667840166
So does a third of the world's population lol
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Maybe the biggest most fucked up thing that I would never say in public or to even my wife: large scale tragedies in the world turn me on. Like massive terrorist attacks or destructive tsunamis or whatever, crisis situations get me excited for some reason and I secretly hope they happen. The guilt I feel over this is enormous
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>>667841491
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>>667841592
What's stopping you?
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>>667837503
Actually the same as yours, who would've thought?
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>>667838964
Greentext.
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>>667841288

>@667837503
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>>667841555
Obviously. Because on here you're like the drummer from REO speedwagon. Nobody knows who you are.
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>>667840907
how you look like?
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>>667841777
Kek
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>>667841777
Saw that coming. Nice trips
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>be 13-14
>was obsessed with fapping like most kids that age
>used to ride bike into woods near my house, strip and then ride naked
>then would fap to a stolen porno
>got caught riding bike naked with boner by some old couple walking dog
>never rode bike in those woods again
>never told anyone about it til now
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>>667841823
Are you an ISIS?
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I was "experimenting" a few weeks ago and fucked a dude. Super gay, I went full faggot.

As a result however I discovered that I'm a heteroflexible demisexual homoromantic, the most interesting part of which is that I straight up cannot enjoy sex unless it's with someone I have a deep and intense emotional connection to.

There are literally only two people on earth right now that I could enjoy having sex with. One of them is my ex. The other is a friend (girl) I've known for 11 years. She's awesome, we got drunk and made out two nights in a row last week but I didn't make a move to try to go further.

Some combination of me not wanting to push the boundaries and ruin an amazing friendship, being afraid of intensifying my feelings for her and falling in love (which would probably destroy me emotionally), and just generally not being a very sexually aggressive person.
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I really want to cuddle, kiss and fuck another guy.
I just can't get it out of my head.

Fugg :DD
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>>667842000
>I discovered that I'm a heteroflexible demisexual homoromantic

Go back to Tumblr.
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>>667841883
Dane Cook is teh drummer for REO Speedwagon?
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>>667841823
That's not abnormal. Everybody likes crazy shit. Thank Spielberg and all the other action movie directors for that.
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>>667841827
A metallic object known as The Wedding Band and an organism known as The Husband.

Possibly a few cats as well.

But still, I wonder if she has the same feelings or similar feelings about me as well, I will probably never know, too afraid to ask since I don't know how she views incest and cheating and all.
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molested my six-year-old aunt when i was eight
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>>667842245
Seems legit
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>>667837777
those quads.
I too masturbated once
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I'm massively ashamed of pervy things I've done in the past. I've looked, masturbated to, and stolen nude pics of my stepmom off my dad's phone. Tried on her underwear and smelled her used ones once or twice. Also did this at a friends house too. Friend had over trashy/dtf/typical slut. I get drunk and omega high. Go to use the bathroom and she left her panties on the floor. Couldn't help my self so I take and whiff and immediately hit with burning shame of a thousand suns. Leave bathroom a more crushed man.
Worst thing was probably when I found the box of sexy toys that belonged to my stepmom and used her dildo (after I cleaned it surprisingly, I'm male too btw) to masturbate. I feel like the worst person ever after I do these things and honestly feels like I won't ever shake that feeling out of my life. Kind of pushes me to suicidal thoughts sometimes. I stopped about 6 months ago but I still get intense urges to perv out though. Occasionally think back on it while I masturbate. Still fucks with me hard.
Crazy thing too is I think my stepmom wants to fuck me so that makes it more confusing. She's looked at porn before when I've sat next to her. I've had my hand on the couch one time and she came and sat right on top of it. I didn't do anything though because my dad was asleep in the same room so I just played it off. She uses the bathroom with the door open a lot too and throws them down to fuck eyes my way randomly. My dad is an oblivious narcissistic asshole.
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People I don't like like me, and people I do like don't like me. Just want an attractive, not fucking insane girlfriend. Will never happen, but oh well.
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>>667842092
Never have I ever visited Tumblr.

The friend I was talking about just happens to be minoring in gender studies/sexuality. At some point during a conversation she helped me understand the demisexual part, and it was nice to know that I'm not the only person on earth that doesn't enjoy sex (most of the time). The other labels just followed naturally as a result of our conversation.
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>>667838319
>He beat her and their baby up
kek
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I hate most people (most of /b). I'm only in college, but I fucking hate everyone I call "friends"; I can tell they're all fake and talk shit behind each other's back.
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>>667842452
Compared to some of the shit the typical /b/tard does, this is nothing. Don't let it bother you, anon.
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when i was 15 this girl i was dating at the time dori was sucking my dick and i jerked off before so iid last long but you guys know how you gotta pee after you cum? long story short i pee'd in her mouth after trying to enjoy the bj and her response was "it tastes like popcorn" and that was that we ended up dating and made her my slut for a year. (pic related its her)
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>>667837503
OP pic gives me a hardon.
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>>667842734
Bravo
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>>667842734

7/10

>it taste like popcorn
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>>667837503
I like girly teen movies.
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>>667842634

Yea, real kek.
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>>667842667
Sounds like you need a friend group like mine. We da realest niggas I know.
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>>667837503
I need moar this.
please
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I want to fuck my girlfriends best friend
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>>667842734
Why didnt you just go pee and then let her suck you?
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>>667843269
UHHHHHHH cheeky
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>>667842634

A year or so ago I found the chick on facebook, aside from looking horrible, there was no mention of her kid at all. I'm assuming the stated eventually took custody of the kid or something. Not sure if it was soon after the incident or later on in life, but that would be a shitty story for that kid to have.

"I'm in foster care because my daddy beat me up after my mom gave some underage kid a rim job."
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>>667837503

>tfw that is my fetish + farts, piss, desperation, soiling, voyeur, etc.

My biggest secret by far. Today, OP is my kind of faggot.
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when my parents go out I like to go in the garden cover myself with earth and pretend to be a carrot
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>>667838319
I r8 8/8 m8
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>>667842452
Normal shit assuming you're not in your 30's
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>>667842000

>heteroflexible demisexual homoromantic

I'll admit, I laughed.
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>My dad was a pedophile. had pictures on tons of floppy disks.

>Got arrested and sent to jail 2 years ago for distributions.
I fapped to them when I was a kid
Still remember everything.
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>>667839265
Underrated post
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>>667843456
What makes you like it? Its gross.
Explain yourself
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Im a good looking athletic jew but everyone thinks im catholic!
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>>667837503
The only time I post or browse /b/ is when I am on the shitter.
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>>667843572

OI VEY!
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>>667843563
Perhaps fact that it's gross turns them on.
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>>667840922
Hey i got a small loan of a million dollars for you
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>>667839839
tits or GTFO
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>>667843658
I do the same, end up fapping 1/2 the time
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>>667839909
That's no secret, that's everyone on /b/
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>>667843750
>this anon gets it
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>>667843495
>>667842698

Thanks anons
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i fap to granny,over fat bbw's and scat porn,and than feel guilty because i really dont fucking like this type of porn,but in the process of self-pleasuring i dont care.

might be the cause because im tired of normal porn or i did fap excessively?
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>>667843768
I don't fap, just look for nice tits or funny shit to read while I'm dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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>>667843853
You fap to much dude, happened to me too. Quit porn for a while, like two three weeks. And fap like 4 times a week not everyday
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>>667843853

Come talk to us when you're jerking off to sweet mook eating cow shit directly from the cow's ass, newfriend.
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>>667841707
Holy shit. Thank you, Anon. I came ao hard my dick hurts.
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i fap to tranny porn, feel ashamed afterwards
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I used to hook up a now A list celeb with their drugs of choice (mostly coke and weed) around 8-9 years ago before they became famous. Got head a few times and fucked her twice during the few times when she couldn't afford to pay with cash.

I've still got a few pics which I found on an old SD card of us together and a couple of us messing around. A few times I've thought about selling them but I'm not sure of the legality around that.
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>>667844120

Yer welcome.
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>>667843212
Ur a faggot
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>>667843212
It's probably just the people I call "friends". God, I can't wait to graduate and never talk to them again
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>>667840646
I don't have bad thought about women or whatever, but I don't get along with my relatives very well, so I get where you're coming from about being a murderer. From my point of view there's no coming back from being a murderer though, something would have to push me really hard to actually do it.
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>>667838268
The real secret is English not so good
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>>667844186

Complete lie.
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>>667842000
Kek
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I've been having an affair with my best buddy since childhoods wife and he still doesn't know. He served 2 tours of Afghan and one in Iraq and each time he was away it would start up again.

He came back wounded from his last tour and I would visit him in the hospital and sit in on his physio sessions to encourage him. Only most of the time I was banging his wife a few hours later. He's recovered pretty well since, but he's all fucked up from the PTSD. Our affair still carries on even now as she constantly complains about how he has no desire to sleep with her and that he came back from his last tour "half the man he was when he left".
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>>667844265
Ya think
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>>667844065

In fact i fap everyday at least 2 times since 4 years. It happens like 2 or 3 times in a year that i stay 3-4 days without fap-

>>667844068

I've fappend to every kind of scat porn.(or at least some of the worst one) so dont come to judge me u prick
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>22 years old
>Still pick my boogers and eat them
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>>667844359

Chicks eating dog and cow shit?
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>>667844337
If this is true, I hope he finds out and kills you both for your betrayal.
Don't care if he's a vet, you just don't do that to your bros.
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>>667844366

It's not something that you'll ever stop, not matter how old you get.
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>>667839909

scat fetish here
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>>667844476

Not true. I think I stopped when I turned 5 and started school, because I'm not complete fucking trash.
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>>667843526
Cool, I made someone laugh today.

That'll be my fallback victory if I spill the spaghetti on my date tonight.
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>>667840013

never do LSD. that memory will break you
>or free you
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I never wash my hands when I cum.
I just lick that shit off.
My work requires me to travel and meet new people constantly exchanging handshakes.
>mfw I constantly wipe my cum and spit on the other men's hands and no one knows
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>>667837503
Friday night I woke thinking my gf was sucking my cock, after a second or two I realized she was softly snoring on my chest.
the only other person in the house was her little brother. I made believe I was still asleep and I let him finish, blowing a load down his throat. as he left the room he whispered "maybe next time you'll fuck me"
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>>667839265
keked hard
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>>667844204
Thanks for reiterating, but this was already established here >>667842000

>>667844211
Make new friends. Why do you hate the people you call friends? Is it because you pretend to be more "normal" when you're around other people because you don't want to be judged and need to fit in?

You probably need to get better at recognizing the kinds of people who you would get along with, and then be a more polarizing individual.
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>>667841866
>Visiting Florida
>Threw party at bar
>Step Sister shows up
>Step siblings since we were 8
>Party goes late
>People start leaving
>Everyone drunk
>Step sister sits on my lap for a while
>I whisper to her
>Dont start something you wont finish
>She says she can finish it
>I say lets go to your place then
>Drive our cars back to her plac
>Get to her house
>She has stripper pole in middle of her living room
>Does a tease for me since shes a stripper
>Then when done
>Pulls out my cock
>best head ever
>Fuck on her lviing room floor
>Then her bed
>Then in front of her mirror
>She starts yelling out the childhood nickname she used to call me when we were kids
>fucking hot
>Pull out and shoot on her ass

>We talk after abot how weve wanted to fuck for years
>Hang out for a bit
>She puts my cock back in her mouth
>fuck again on the floor
>20 mins later
>Shoot on her stomach

>Best sex
>Saw her the next day when family got together for breakfast
>Acted like nothing happened
>except for when she quickly grabbed my cock
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Test
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>>667844847
post pics
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>>667843563

It's taboo or 'naughty' for girls to be gross; they're supposed to be pure and clean, so when they betray their humanity in a very base way, it's erotic. Moreover, the desperation aspect of the fetish(es), the "I can't hold it anymore", followed by a loss of control, is erotic...puts the observer in a position of power, the girl in one of subservience.

I've thought about this far too much, but for me, this fetish basically comes down to my dad unintentionally fucking me up when I was really little. I had undiagnosed anxiety disorder until my early 20s, which made me have to piss a lot. We went on long road trips, and my dad would get legit angry because I had to pee every 1.5hrs. In retrospect, it must have been annoying as fuck, but I was just a kid. When I hit puberty, welp, I realized I liked the ladies answering the call of nature.

Thankfully my gf of 5yrs/future wife indulges my fetishes. I'm not into anything 'extreme' (smearing, eating, etc.), mostly just watching.
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I sucked off my best friend one night when I was extremely drunk.
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>>667837740
GTFO Mexifag, Trump's gonna deport your spic ass as soon as...
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>>667845019
Newfag detected
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RT No I'm not >>667845173
>Newfag detected
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>>667845132
>Mexifag

wat
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>>667844337
That's fucked up
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>>667844337

What movie is that?
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>>667844632

If you do spill your spaghetti, make sure to post here so you can make even more people laugh.
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>>667845173
Agreed
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>>667845065
don't think so, he's 15.
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>>667844466

Sort of,maybe less. Orgy of teens eating 60yo mans shit and piss. womens eating their own shit from the toilet. a guy fucking in the ass a girl while she was having a massive diarreha. 10/10 qt eating shit in a golden and silver plates.

oh yeah,i forgot to mention before the classic japanese shit like vomit and all that stuff they usually do
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>>667844337
If true, you and that whore deserve to die
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>>667839984
Good guy, best lucks for you and your family.
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>>667840120
awesome
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>>667845711

Thanks anom.
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I'm thinking about cuckolding my boyfriend.

Don't get me wrong, I love him and all, but our sex life is down right pathetic. His penis is only just a little longer than my hand is wide when its hard and he can't fuck me for longer than 5 minutes without cumming. However, I've never had a man who was better at making me cum with his mouth and I guess that's the only thing that has kept us together. Still though, five minutes? Pathetic. I'm very frustrated.

We share a really big five bedroom house with four other guys and we all attend the same university. One of our roommates just moved in this past January and he's black, works out a lot and is super cute. He was raised by both of his parents and his father is a wealthy af.

Anyway, last night we all got really drunk and went skinny dipping in our pool in the back yard and I saw his dick for the first time. I can't get it out of my mind. It was HUGE. I was trying not to stare at it, but I was drunk and really horny and I just kept looking back at it over and over again. We made eye contact with each other after I was looking at it for longer than I should have and he smiled and winked at me. I blushed and went back inside the house.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about his cock. It's perfect. I want him really REALLY badly, but I don't want to cheat on my boyfriend.
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>>667845449
Will do. There's certainly opportunity for it. The plan is ice skating followed by a hookah bar. Ice skating is self-explanatory; the last time I went to a hookah bar I got nauseous and ended up puking. Should be an interesting night either way.
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>>667845830

Bait.

People will fall for it.
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>>667845830
Nice bait
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>>667846037
>I'm 17

Goodbye.
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>>667845830
I wish my gf was like you. I've tried bringing up the subject of maybe hitting up a few bars and wanting to see her getting picked up by a few guys but I don't know how to do it really. She's pretty conservative but I did find some BBC porn in her internet history before Christmas and it turned me on like crazy.
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>>667845830
It's women like you that make men sexist. Stop being such a shallow cunt and just be straight up with your bf. Tell him to get a fucking extension toy so he can fuck you the way your cheating whore cunt wants to be fucked, or drop his ass and go swallow all the niggerdick you can handle.
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>>667845830
Bait/10
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>>667844186
Post proof ya cunt
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I've been sneaking into this cute guys frathouse every night for the past 9 days. I worked as a locksmith for two years so know how to get in and out and where to purchase the equipment necessary.

Once I'm in I get myself a glass out of the dishwasher and get a drink from the tap and maybe something to eat.

I tiptoe down the hall and carefully open the door to his room.

I am sure not to wake him. The first two nights all I did was watch. Their is something about the sleeping form that reminds me of my childhood. I get very close to his face so that I can feel his breath on my mine, our exhalations mixing and that was enough on that first night.

I've been getting bolder, however.

This past night I snuck in through his bedroom window.

I carefully got into bed with him. Held him ever so gently. My head was swimming from his scent.
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I want to fuck my finace's mom and sister, and find both really hot. I mean, don't take that the wrong way, I find my finace just as fuckable and am glad I get to bang her but man I would totally screw her mother and sister too. For obvious reasons, I can't actually tell anyone I know this so, hey, might as well let it out in this thread. I've actually stolen and jerked off into a couple pairs of her sister's panties and have fapped a bunch of times to her mother and sister. And of course, as a result, I've had plenty of mother/daughter(s) and sister/sister fantasies about an combination of the three of them.Not really ashamed of it or anything at all (least not to myself, obviously can't really tell people) and don't feel bad about it, but its a secret or obvious reasons. Her sister is kinda a prude but she really likes me in a brotherly way, but her mother is kinda a perv pretty openly (as is my finace) so a part of me always wonders if it would ever actually be possible....but I'm not deluded enough by porn to ever attempt something potentially disasterous like that. But fuck, would I'd do it if I had the chance.
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>>667842452
Fuck her bro! Nothing better than some wincest!
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>>667845402
Brothers?
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Bullshitted my boss into getting the rest of the day off, I'm just hungover from superbowl and plan on drinking the rest of the day
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>>667846136
It's a fucking bait post.
Also if you judge all women off posts made on 4chan there's something wrong with you
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>>667846243
>That shit eating grin in the background

kek
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Accidentally killed a co-worker by pouring a bottle of Visine in my soda that he'd been stealing from me.
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>>667846136
>Being this insecure
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>>667845908
>>667845949
>>667846147
>sigh

>>667846136
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i feel sexually attracted to the cleaning lady in my office
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>>667846437
CSI fag detected
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>>667846127
My advice is to be careful with cuckolding. More often than not cucking is just a psychological way to eroticize your fears. Sexual fantasies and realities are often far different from one another. Be honest with yourself, are you jealous/afraid of being cheated on? Is this why the idea of being cuckolded turns you on?

I've heard more stories of cuckolding destroying a relationship than making it better. An open relationship is far healthier.
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>>667843540
I bet your dad posts on /b/
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I'm both in love with this girl and unsure if I want to go through with dating her
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>>667846114
Typos meh.
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>>667843540
How did the party van get him?
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I really want to fuck a guy tbh.
And I am a guy.
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>>667844337
Wow, kill yourself faggot. You have no loyalty to your friend.
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>>667837760

Not OP, but here ya go
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>>667841288
get out newfag
stop wasting valuable dubs
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>>667846037
>I'm 17

18**** oh well
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>>667846359
>>667846516

Don't care if it's bait. A lot of women are the same way, more so than I'd like to believe. People don't get to choose their dicksize at birth. Cheating on someone because they weren't born with a big enough dick is about as shallow as it gets.

Just be honest in relationships, even if it hurts someone's feelings. I'm around 6" but if I had a tiny dick I would rather my gf just be straight up about it then not say anything and then end up cheating on me because she couldn't bother to be a decent human being.
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>>667846976
This is strangely erotic
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>>667844337
You're a shitty friend, you know.
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My 5 month old son is the only thing that keeps me alive, literally every other aspect of my life is shit, i'm terrified i'm going to lose him due to a shitty custody battle going on with a vindictive snatch-hole of an ex. If I lose him i'm just going to an hero quietly and entrust everything I own to him and only him in my will.
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>>667847147
>entrust everything I own to him and only him in my will.

See a good lawyer to make sure it's put in a trust for him, so the cunt ex can't get her hands on it.
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>>667841437
Fucking newfag. Its bait retard
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>>667847127

I got more where that came from
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>>667847079
>A lot of women are the same way

No, they really aren't. Most women except the sluttiest of sluts don't give a shit about dick size.
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>>667847297
Sound advice

Check your insurance policies for suicide exceptions
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>>667847304
Zozzle

Nigger detected
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>>667847297
that's the plan, I don't want that bitch touching anything that's his because she would sell it for drugs, booze, and people that shes fucking.
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>>667844223
yes, but also i think english language has its shit fucked up, constant apostrophes and 's' letters
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>>667847421

i've used iqdb for searching those 2 pic above including op one,and it always tell on the website that the artwork has been deleted
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I'm an alien.
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>>667845080
Same fetish here. Any good legal sites you use? Animated too idc.
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>>667847147

Don't. I'm sure he'd rather have you around no matter what the circumstances.
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>>667846742
Been in prison for 10 years. I doubt it.
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>>667841707
I like that greentext, are you really the op?
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>>667847855
Also sound advice and dubs indicate worth considering
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>>667847971
Yes
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>>667846843
No idea, was 16 when he was arrested.

I would imagine they offered to buy off him and then traced him or the ISP gave him up or something.
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>>667838905
second
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>>667847440
It's not so much about the dicksize as it is whether or not someone's dick is big enough to pleasure them. Women are sexual creatures like men, it's just far more emotionally meaningful to women than it is to men. If they aren't getting satisfied in bed for any extended period of time (a couple months is often enough to do it) they'll start looking elsewhere, and grow emotionally detached to their current bf.

Shit happens all the time. Instead of being upfront and honest and trying to work through the problem they'll just run around and look for dick on the side. Either "I don't want to hurt his feelings and upset him" or they've already grown emotionally detached and don't give a fuck about his feelings anymore.

I've seen this shit happen all the time. A lot of my friends come to me for advice/someone to talk to (especially when it comes to relationships). Almost got cheated on myself, fortunately things broke off before it could happen.
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>>667847649

https://www.gurochan.ch/s/
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>>667842801
sauce
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>>667847971

Yes, I am the OP of that story. I can answer any questions about it.

This anon is not me and likely a faggot.:
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