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Will you ever get a girlfriend?
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>>667821860
That girl is my
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>>667821952
MINE
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lol no
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>>667821860
hahah what
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>>667821860
eventually
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>>667821860
there is a chance that some girl is desperate enough, but till then I'm alone I guess
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>>667821860
Probably not.
The time when I really wanted one passed and I really don't give a fuck either way.
>also I'm terrified of having kids.
>18 years of your life completely fucked just like that
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>>667821860
none as pretty, sweet, or loveable as G
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>>667825103
I will go to my grave without ever knowing her angelic touch, or a soft kiss to her cheek..
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>>667825226
but she will probably be happy in her life, and that is all I could hope for, even though she'll never know of my broken heart
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>literally impossible to stop making threads with this disgusting cryptospic
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>>667825103
I agree
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>>667825509
>tfw she is going to iceland with her manlet boyfriend soon

;_;
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>>667826008
why is life so cruel?
is it possible to die of depression and loneliness? it would be a merciful and overdue death, for me ._.
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>>667826520
Theresa always suicide for when it gets too much.
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>>667825948
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>>667821860
nope, fuck em, then chuck em
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>>667821860
>Obviously.
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Who is she looks so much like a chick i met at uni
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probably not, girls smell desperation like rotting flesh.
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i asked a guy out on the last day of camp and he said yes, never spoke to him after that.

highly doubt i will ever have the guts to do that agin
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>>667826599
yes, my plans are already made, now I just wait for the moment which finally breaks me
imagining an alternate reality together with G in my final moments, I think that would be as close to happiness and heaven as I could get
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>>667821860
Will I ever get a new girlfriend?
I fucking hope so, OP.
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I have had many. If this is a problem for you please kill yourselves.
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>>667826942
one of my favorites, but you probably have it already :)
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>>667826989
Genevieve Hannelius
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>>667827076
I know that feel so well. Very depressing.

>>667827235
Yup. I do.
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Cheer up guys, I ca tell you EXACTLY what being with G is like if you want.
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>>667827582
You are a big liar.
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Depends if my wife dies and I get over it.
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>>667826989
what do you think of her, anon?

>>667827424
do you watch her videos too? I like her voice, I think she has a cute dorky or geeky way of speaking
not meaning by word choice, but the way she says things
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>>667827681

Ha! I know you're really curious.
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>>667821860
>>667822202
>>667823503
>>667825103
>>667825226
>>667825509
>>667826520
>>667826599
>>667826657
>>667826942
>>667827076
>>667827424
>>667827582
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING HUMAN FUCKING BEING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHY IS EVERYONE SO DESPERATE ABOUT HER, LOOK AT HER FUCKING SNOUT, THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING NOSE I'VE EVER SEEN AND HER FOREHEAD'S HAIRIER THAN A FUCKING ORANGOUTANG WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE SEE IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT?
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>>667827705
Yes sometimes. Her voice is cute and brings joy to my ears.
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>>667828057
you should be getting ready for school anon
go to your breakfast before mother gets angry with you
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>>667828057
No bullies allowed.
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>>667828116
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FOREHEAD, WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THAT? IT'S LIKE A SWARM OF CATTERPILLARS PLOWING IN AND OUT OF HER SKULL
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>>667828116
sigh
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>>667828169
Lots of girls have those thin hairs.
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>>667828169
does your mom know your medication has run out, or that you have not been taking it? you see here why it is important to always take it
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would you cum in g's mouth or on her FACE?
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>>667828057
>WHY IS EVERYONE SO DESPERATE ABOUT HER
it's just one guy samefagging
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>>667821860
Had one, broke up with me recently
Now I tried hooking up with a friend.
Ended up in bed 2 times but couldnt fuck her because too drunk to fuck...
Lets see if I can win her over with a date and less alcohol (she drinks a lot too)
WISH ME LUCK ANON
cheers
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>>667828734
in time of intimate passion like that, I would cum wherever G likes, and of course I would ask her first
she would look beautiful either way though
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>>667829225
Fucking lewd man.
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I've got two here and a long distance girlfriend and I'm tired of each of their shit. It may seem like a good idea but trust me a gf is never a good idea. Just keep fapping and playing vidya bros I'm done for go on without me.
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>>667829225
what do you think she'd say?
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>>667829490

Sad bro.
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Probably not.
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She looks exactly like the boss from Workaholics.
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>>667821860
top kek
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>>667829299
>>667829549
I think she would hold her lover in her mouth and insist on swallowing
I like to believe she is extremely intimate and would do everything to please her man as he would do for her
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whats her name? and snapchat ???????
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nudes
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>>667830626
I thought it was strictly platonic.
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>>667830626
if you were G, is that what you'd do?
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>>667821860

Im 44 in a few days time. overweight, unemployed,depressed and have a skin desease that means my back is covered in boils. not looking too good for me is it?
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>>667830687
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>>667830877
You let this happen.
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>>667830877
I demand proof!
show us your back you greasy fuck
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>>667821860
At this point, i really don't know and i think i'm starting to care less and less.
And also, this should be a Jordyn Jones thread.
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>>667830626
Dude...time to close the browser and go outside
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No you will not. Because no one gets a girlfriend. A girlfriend is something you conquer.
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>>667830711
nooo
only at first

>>667830801
yes, of course! what would you like to do with her anyway?
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>>667821860

I've transcended this need, I'm a wizard now.
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>>667831384
firstly, kneel her down and let her suck
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I do not know why you want to do sexual things to her. That is so inappropriate.
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>>667831705
do you want a turn too?
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>>667821860
i buy one
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>>667821860
I'm ugly
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>>667832034
I have exclusive beta access to her.
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>>667825948
damn she wears VS?
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>>667832180
is she tight?
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>>667831272
So how many does Brock lesnar have?
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>>667821860
Maybe if I stop being afraid of approaching the women I find attractive.
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>>667832240
Yes. Gotta please her new love.
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And who the fuck is that
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>>667832180

Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world
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>>667831705
>>667832180
why is that anon? my love for G would include all forms of expression, but of course if she would not want to go beyond kissing for example, it would not make me less happy

>>667832240
she must look stunning in lace lingerie, I would imagine her in pink or black, maybe blue
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>>667833070
what about lil tight thongs that barely cover that lil tight pussy
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>>667833070
>my love for G would include all forms of expression
including pretending to be her?
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>>667833070
>you will never find and steal her used panties

Why even live anymore?
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>>667833209
Silky smooth golden ones.
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>>667821860
Haha.... No
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>>667833384

Would you masturbate with them?
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Please be bait... That chick isn't that beautiful with tons of makeup on, so I prefer not to imagine what she looks like without makeup
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No because https://youtu.be/SOVvy_3oFD0
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Probably not, almost got one twice this summer but I found out both were pretty fucked up and insane so I nutted and bailed out of both. One was like a control freak who tried to slap me one time, and she also wanted me to stop smoking weed and drinking. The other was immature as hell and had some serious daddy issues, she would throw literal tantrums in public. Legend has it both are still on the hunt for me...
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>>667833800
I would first take a nice big sniff at them and use them for my sperm collection for eternity.
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>>667821860
Isnt that Tara from Melbourne? Like really, she has kids man, yuch
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>>667833847
Not too bad.
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>>667833209
yes! the ones that are partial sheer, so you can see part of her lovely bush!

>>667833212
of course, I can quite deviant, and that is something I do anyway when I read celeb sex stories =)

>>667833384
I would go wild if I could smell hers. I know this from experience, I've swiped a few used panties belonging to friends' sisters, but to have G's would be incredible
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>>667834276
I expected worse. But still, she not that pretty
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>>667834276
that is one of my favs from her instagram, but remember to remove the resizing crap from URL when saving
all you need is that /e15/ or /e35/ or whatever the main dir is, the rest of the junk just resizes and recompresses or sharpens the pic
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>>667834549
wanna suck my cock G?
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>>667834647
Do you have a cuter girlfriend?
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>>667834839
Yes
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>>667834549
G doesnt have a bush shes shaved
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>>667821860
Probably not. It would really piss off my wife.
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>>667834839
i litterally don't .. more?
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>>667834781
I keep forgetting to do that. Sometimes I grab the pics on mobile when I'm out so it's harder. Also can no longer right click and view background image anymore on instagram with Firefox.
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>>667834781
Why is the no makeup your fav?
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>>667835162
oh, yes mobile can be a pain to save with
what I do is use firefox addon "DownThemAll" and just right click anywhere, click "downthemall" in submenu, then click "pictures and media" tab and it shows the direct link to all currently loaded pics
from there you can select one or multiple and have them all open in tabs, then clean the URLs of the ones you want, and save =)

this is what it looks like on her insta atm
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>>667834822
I don't know anon
never really done that before (but have always been curious...)
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>>667821860
never ever
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>>667836168
do it. and swallow.
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>>667835950
I have used that before. Very useful. A shame that bikini pic is not a big size.
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>>667821860
No.
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>>667835262
one of them, but I always prefer the natural look, always
that one is just nice to my eyes because it is like a profile or agency shot, and she is soooo pretty
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>>667836262
right here? but someone could walk by any moment =o
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>>667836332
Yes all the jewish makeup really will mess her skin up.
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>>667836738
yes, right here. that just makes it more exciting!
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hope she sends us more pics, prefer without the boyfriend, but anything to help me imagine being a different person in a different place if only briefly
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>>667837012
From here on it's just romantic pics of her in hot baths kissing her bf.
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OP, she looks like my X.

Pretty tight lay though...

(one on the furthest right)
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>>667837128
:'(
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>>667837145
That tattoo is horrible.
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>>667836950
b-but anon, I really think we should go somewhere more private, like IRC =o
my image would be ruined if someone recognized me doing this!!
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>>667838046
I'm listening, if you promise to make me feel good...
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>>667825864
Please stop calling this 10/10 that. Thank you!
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I actually had one, but I won't have any other opportunities.
Right now, most of the girls I know are stupid as shit, the others are just too damn virgin and christian.
Fuck girls, fap for win.
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>>667838541
>not settling down with a virgin christian girl
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>>667838611
They are dumb, always complaining about meaningless aspects of life. Getting them to suck your banana takes ages, litterally.
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>>667836276
fish lipped anorexic

but apparently that's what gets some dicks hard
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>>667838859
hookers bro
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i'm 18 and i feel that i dont neef gf right now
is it weird?
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>>667839268
you're gay son
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>>667839149
Maybe a guy will love you someday fat femanon.
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>>667839635
i don't think so
i hate traps and other gay shit
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>>667839268
No go back to your gta v and streaming cancer.
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>>667839756
>gta v and streaming cancer
anyway i'm attracted at girls
i'm not mlp retarded fat faggot
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>>667839190
They will cost me big$. The fact is that time is money, and wasting my time with a whore means have a big loss.
The right way is either masturbate or find someone who is intelligent and curious about you. Bang. Love, entertainment and pussy for free, and if she has a job...good! Fuck her right in the babyblaster.
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>>667831431
I think i'm starting to transcend, anon. I'm starting to wonder why people should be together at all. Marriage and kids were never really an option for me from the start. But now i'm starting to wonder if i really need a relation at all...i tend to value more friendship and just being around people.
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>>667838397
would spunk on her back
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>>667821860
Haven't had in in years. I've been talking to one on Words with Friends for a couple months and she has pretty much told me she's interested, but she's in her early 40s. What do?
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No. No way. I'm too ugly
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>>667821860
got one.
dont see the problem how anyone wont get one some time
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>>667840743
before or after you help her out of the nice dress, anon?
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>>667821860

Yes. Had one up until a couple of weeks ago, will have another one before too long. I've never been single more than a couple of months (I'm 30). Maybe someday one will stick.
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>>667842056

A little bit after I think.
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>>667842484
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>>667842841

<3 G
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>>667821860
NOPE!
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I broke the best relationship I ever had.

So no. Not anymore.
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>>667843086
me too
so, so much
sigh
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>>667843957

Have you fapped to her yet??
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>>667828057
I agree with this anon
Tastes are indeed different, but you people are fucking pedos
I don't mean that you're having sexual intercourses with men who are pedophiles.
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I've never had a gf I'm 21 and never kissed a girl am I hopeless?
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>>667843957
M-may I fap to her?
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