What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?
I don't know if I should go. #6/10 not really worth the walk
And I love you and you me so its all good.
im perfectly fine staying here. i'll come out when they are gone.
I asked her to go to a show with me tomorrow night and she replied with this...
"Hmm idk if id be down tomorrow ive been stuck home this whole weekend too sick to go out, thanks anyway tho! Hope it doesnt get cancelled and you have fun!"
i hate my life man.
"you are hereby offered a job. answer "yes 86189" or "no 86189" 6:00 hours saturday 13th february at 7:00am to 13:00pm, education: unemployed, demands: outgoing group, drivers license required, place '...............' contact by phone '..........' kind regards ann"
"yeah they're pretty good!" talking about the pirates trilogy
That last hug you gave me was amazing...I love how you press your body tight against mine...and how you grab my ass...I could feel you get hard.
I can't wait for you to get back.
This is a chick from my gym. We are in the beginning stages of cheating.
I think so
>bc i don't like slow movies?????? legit you can have your opinion and i can have mine but you dont gotta try and change mine because theyre the same. ooooh big whoop i dont like it cause its slow. i like fast movies with action, not drama n stuff.
i actually want to die.
should i just leave her and become a fag? im just above 6 inches and her last bf was 8 inch
she hasnt had sex before. i took her virginity. am i being a faglord? im a very insecure person
Her: You're so sweet. I should have fucked you before you met your wife. Silly me. XOXO
Me: You say that now?!
Her: Well when you texted and said you had a gf, I was actually getting stuff together to see you that weekend and let you do what you wanted to my unshaved virgin pussy.
Me: ....well fuck me.
Her: I would have. But I wouldn't get in the way of your new gf.
Me: I had said I met a girl. Didn't start dating her for another week at least.
Her: Yeah, but if we had fucked would you have still wanted to date her?
Me: Dunno. Would have wanted to see where we went.
Her: Long distance? No thanks.
Me: So I'd be a booty call when you came to town?
Her: Only for you. ;) G'night and think about my tits.
Me: How can I think about them when I haven't seen them in years?
(awaiting reply from her...)
get over yourself you fucking pussy.
yes you should leave her, she doesn't deserve being paralysed by having a pathetic insecure cunt chained to her ancles. she deserves much better than what you can provide, and she will realise it eventually.
no im not talking about dick size ffs. im talking about your state of mind.. fuck underage faggots. they piss me off so damn much
guess ill stop being a faggot.
i already eat her pussy.
im too insecure because my dad fucked me as a child
idk i guess it looks better if its bigger?
should i just end it all?
just curious, have you taken an IQ test before? how low did you score?
>inb4 146 M8
"ok i'm sure as an 8th grade boy you know lots about women being under paid but i'm gunna take a bath and enjoy my day :) u aren't helping me want to continue this relationship goodbye :)"
She thinks her opinion on American Beauty is "original"
Dumb people think they're smart, smart people know they're dumb.
It's entertainment first, art second. You don't want to be force fed Picasso's life and works for 24 hours, so just let it go if someone tells you they don't like American Beauty. It's just a movie.
This is from earlier
She was trashin it in snapchat as well
Everyone does. No matter that it didn't age well, no, you absolutely must suck his dick because it was so original at the time.
Not faithful to the original, but hey, such artistic vision~~~!
My girl and I like the same type of movies, but automatically don't want to watch what the other one recommends, especially if they wont stop talking about how awesome it is. Some people (,like us) are retarded
you guys are arguing over fucking american beauty and then going onto clockwork orange, doubt either of you have watched anything pre 1970s that wasn't a meme flick, fucking both of you have shit tastes and don't deserve to be talking about movies in the first place.
"I can't wait to hang out with you saturday good night :)"
First time hanging out with this qt3.14 Asian girl who's clearly into me.
I'm also 2 weeks into a relationship with this short stack redhead with a phat ass. Which should I choose?
She's watching it on Skype with some other friends and immediately said it was boring and pretty much shit cuz hurr durr no action
Then pulled the same shot she always does when I have a different opinion then her and got all triggered and shit
Can't help it if she's fucking retarded I guess
Asian's are only replacement drugs if you're into fucking children. They're even crazier than your ordinary run-off-the-mill woman. Okay to stick your dick in, but don't let it linger.
Redheads are okay-ish, though the small stocky builds can turn into nightmares. Fun in bed though. Better hold out for something better, would be my personal opinion.
The address of a wildlife rehabilitation center. Met my sister and niece there for an open house, then went to a malt shop for lunch.
>tfw when you are there with your sister and niece and trying not to get caught creeping on all the hot college girl vet techs
From a non-relative:
From a uni group member, on the 15th of october last year.
Didn't have to scroll far to find it.
I'm not entirely sure if I've ever gotten a text from a girl that wasn't just for group work or something.
the Asian was born in America, pretty normal except for the fact that she plays violin like 12 hours a day.
And the redheads leaving for the military in 4 months so its only temporary. she's got the perfect hourglass figure though for real.
They're both pretty cool too so thats always a plus. The Asian is a gamer and the redhead watches a shit ton of anime.
She wrote: "Hi anon, just want to tell you that you're the best sexman in the earth and your penis is superior to all other penisses. Thank you for sexing me good so many times with your biggest penis on earth!" Guess I did a few things right bros
"Lmao voted #1 in oprahs book club. I am glad you seem to more understanding of it. I do like you but to be honest I don't want to be really with anyone atm. It's too much stress for me to handle. I'd much rather just prioritize work and games than to get fucked up again with feelings. I'm happy with were I am at right now. Visiting would be okay by me but there isn't a damn thing to do here in all honesty"
Basically said fuck you and fuck your confession. Lives few hours away hence the visiting thing.
Do the readhead first, obviously. Military is messed up though, they're never faithful.
And the Asian's still a crazy Asian, no matter where she was born. It's her parents and her Asian friends. Kinky sex, but very childish and it often sounds like you're boning a squirrel (especially if she's Japanese). But make your own experiences. No need to marry either of them.