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>be 18
>meet girl late 2015
>start becoming interesting in 8/10 girl
>start talking everyday
>tells me she's 16
>assumes she'll be 17 this year
>begin dating
>couple weeks in, we get sexually intimate
>fast forward to two days ago
>I find out she's 15 going 16 in two months
Why do I feel so fucking creepy? Help me, wat do
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Post nudes and keep fucking her
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In mere 2 years no one will care.

Though you should seek help you Pedo bitch I hope FBI catches you.
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mfw i failed 2 years in school and most of thr contact i have with girls are 15 years old
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mfw i failed 2 years in school and most of the
contact i have with girls is with 15 years old ones
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>>667651705
stop being a degenerate pussy.
bitches' natural age for marriage is 13.
that's how it's always been but got changed like 100 years ago.
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>Help me, wat do
Find out she's 14 instead of 15
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>>667652180
But like, right now it bugs the shit out of me. Like, I feel skeevy but at the same time it feels great, if you know what I mean. I'm afraid of the fucking law, what if her parents catch me. Hispanic people are fucking nuts when it comes to that
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You should kill yourself
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>>667651705
she's only 3 years younger than you

You and her are both kids
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>>667652887
When I'm of legal age to fuckin drink, she'll still be underage. That thought makes me feel fucking weird yo
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>>667651705
Why would you feel creepy? You had no idea how ols she was. What you have done was might have been illegal but it wasn't immoral.
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>>667651705
As long as it's not illegal wherever you live, go for it.

What you're doing is perfectly normal and natural, and fuck anybody who says it isnt.
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>>667652972
it's funny that you americans cannot drink till 21 but you can drive a car at - like - 15?
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>>667653058
The problem is that is illegal. Right? She is 15 and I'm nearing 19. I'm just fuckin worried man
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>>667653335
You just make this thread to save it and later have proof before court/FBI guys
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>>667653204
I think it's 16, might depend where you live I guess. But you do have restrictions when it comes to driving under 18, like not being allowed to drive during certain times or some shit like that
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OP its the same for me . Im 18 and my gf ist 15 im turning 19 this year and the 16 and her parents are totaly okay with it
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>>667653335
It depends on what state you live in.
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Dont be a pussy. Thats what you do.
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>>667653596
Her parents don't know. She's also Mexican. Knowing those beaners, they'll fucking hang me by my balls
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>>667653627
Florida.
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>>667653704
the parents of my gf are 100% arian and im 100% turk and they love me
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>>667653887
but Im a social non shit skin turk
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>>667653823
What? Do you want me to check it for you too? Fucking google it man.
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>>667653977
Sorry, I'm panicked right now between work and this
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>>667651705
As long as you love her there is no problem
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Just post the damn nudes already
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>>667654363
>love
Stop that.
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>>667654539
And get banned, no thanks
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>>667654658
Pussy
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>>667651705
there is nothign wrong with that.

tight age restrictions are retarded, which is why they aren't enforced where i lived. my first gf was close to 16 and i was almost 19 when we started dating. there is literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>667651705

Pretty much same thing happened to me.

I was 17 met a girl who said she was 16 about to turn 17. We started dating, and soon after, fucking.

I later found out she was 14 about to turn 15. I turned 18 a few weeks after she turned 15. It was hot. Especially fucking her ass.

I regret nothing. Years later I still fap to what that 14 year old asshole looked and felt like.
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>>667653204
>>667653476
Amerifat here.
It is 16. The only restriction is the curfew, if their state has one. Here in illinois the curfew is 11 pm until youre 17.
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>>667653335
Yeah, my state has a 4 year grace period on underage. 14/18, 15/19, 16/20, 17,21 are all good. 22+ you're fucked.
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>>667652374
mfw you have autism
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>>667651705
lol I literally had the same exact situation 3 yrs ago when I was 18
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>>667651705
Dude she is 15 she knows damn well what she wants just don't knock her up.
Also never trust females concerning their age.
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>>667651705
>be 18
>find out she's 15

Really? ... Oh No! Oh Snap! Oh my Good Lord! As you can see I am shocked such a drama... such a shame... I mean how can you even live with your self... bla bla ... drama drama ...

>none gives a fuck but you
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When you fuck her. Just tell yourself.
"Legal in Sweden"
"Legal in Sweden"
"Legal in Sweden"
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>>667655641
I do that, I'm liable to yell that when I finish
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>>667652622
Get her family deported back to Mexico. Trump 2016
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>>667653204
It's also funny how you can serve in the armed forces when your 18 but can't drink until 21.
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>>667656412
Ah yes, I remember being 12. I was just like you
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Your going to jail
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>>667656806
oh noez :(
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>>667651705

She's close enough that it's not an issue, you were attracted to her when you though she was 16 going on 17, not that she was younger.

My boyfriend of 6 years started dating me when I was 16 and he was 20, people discouraged it but they had no right to 16 is legal here and on top of that we weren't having sex. That being said when I hit 18, no one gave a shit even though the age gap and situation was the exact same.

Ask her if she'd be comfortable waiting until she's 16 (that is if you are that uncomfortable with that stat-rape wise).
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>>667655641
Legal in 90% of europe
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>>667652622
>mexican girl whos 15
Nothing to see here, theyre expected to get knocked up
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age of concent where you live?
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>>667651705
Just say you started dating before you turned 18. Romeo and Juliet laws apply in most states
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>>667655303
Romeo and Juliet laws usually only apply I'd you were dating before you turned 18
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>>667652509
There is no natural age for marriage you moron, it's a social construct. And the reason the average age changed is because we figured out how to live longer, so we didn't have to do things early. Scientists have proven that the biologically perfect age for females to reproduce and give birth is the mid-20's.
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>>667657069
Thanks for that, but I don't know if I can keep my dick put away for two months with someone so nice looking in front of me.
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>>667651705
Up to you man but keep in mind if she threaten to cry rape and you dont have shit to prove otherwise she can have your balls in a vice.
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>>667657617
>Scientists have proven that the biologically perfect age for females to reproduce and give birth is the mid-20's.

believing the eternal jewry.
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>>667657617
/thread
This nigga summed it up
Do whatever you want OP just don't get caught
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>>667651705
Why are you feeling creepy she wants it too.Because of a ridiculous law ?
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>>667651705
Check age of consent laws in your state.
Similar thing happened to me once. I still feel like a fucking pervert.
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>>667657779
Legit one of my biggest fears about this. I had a friend held hostage basically because his underage ex girl held conversations and images as a means to black mail him and get him arrested
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>Be 22
>meet 9/10 at a college party
>hit it off
>go outside and smoke some cigs
>few weeks go by with constant communication
>few dates
>inviter her over to my friends
>they start talking, she's shy
>talk to my lady friend about her
>She tells me she never seen me with some one significantly younger
>wtf?
> she just turned 18, I thought she was at least 20
>graduated high school last year.
I know it's legal but I've only been with women who've been significantly older than I have been.
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>>667651705
Back the fuck out. No good can come to this type of girl if she lied about her age like that.

You know, unless the age consent is 15 years old, then you're all good.
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>>667657761

It depends on how she and yourself feel about it. For my bf he used to have sex with his ex when they were together but for me I wanted to wait until I was 18 (parents weren't comfortable with him and that rubbed off on me/I wasn't ready etc) and he waited for me.

Just make sure you both know what the risks are and that you're both careful if you or her really can't wait.
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>>667651705
dont worry about it anon, I had the same thing happen when I was 20 with a girl who lied to me. I thought she was about to turn 19, turned out she was about to turn 18..
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>>667657617
Then why are 13 year olds so fucking hot?
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>>667657816
Why must you be that kid on the playground that believes in alien invasion and other stupid conspiracies
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>>667658259

Why is MLP so hot?
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>>667657958
yes, dude.
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>>667652622
Hispanic here
It's common for girls that age to get knocked up
Just leave her and change your identity
Works every tiem
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>>667658375
Why is moot so hot?
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>>667658462

Touche
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>>667658433
He's probably white and changing identities doesn't work well for us because we don't all look alike.
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>>667658525
Damn right
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>>667658660
I'm Hispanic as well, but not Mexican
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>>667657816
not that anon, but honestly pregnancy takes a lot out of you, and a girl should wait til she's finished growing or close to it. otherwise the baby takes resources that her body would ordinarily use for its own growth, and it can stunt her growth.

you can always argue that it wasn't a problem in caveman days, but back then nutrients were scarce (plus food wasn't all full of hormones), people didn't grow as big as they do now, and girls reached puberty later. so the age they started menstruating and the age they were just about done growing were way closer than they are now.
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>>667658766
Then do it
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>>667658462
Because he is the lord of meme mountain
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>>667658845
He looked hawt in that sjirt
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>>667651705
> itt: 40-something basement dweller
> (what did your mom make you for breakfast?)
> who gets off on people thinking he is 18 and fucking a 15yo
no real 18yo would give two fucks about banging a hot almost-16yo
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>>667652700
Love it!
OP should do it.
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>>667659746
Me lmao
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>>667659746
DOB 06-11-1997, faggot
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>>667659986
soon enough, I will
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>>667651705
High School rules plus or minus 4 years.
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>>667660495
Hi anthony
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>>667651705
18 and 15 is fine dont wreck yourself OP an chill
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>>667660757
Hi there, I left that in
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>>667656621
don't join.
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>>667655641
13 in Spain, you mad
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>Be me 23
> Meet girl
> Solid 9/10
> 6' and fit
> Think she's 18
> 17
> Fuck it, it's legal
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>>667660495
forgot the time stamp, eh?
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>>667660808
I noticed.
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>>667661091
see, but that's not an issue. A few months, boom legal. 15 and 18, a little different thoug, m8
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>>667651705
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>>667661182
happy?
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>>667651705
Been there done that. Bitches lie. If there in high school, there liars
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>>667653204
well you're not supposed to drink and drive so idk what one thing has to do with another.
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>>667661830
durka durka hurka jurka. welcome to my 9/11.
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>>667661830
>happy?
most of the time, thanks for asking. you seem very angry tho. what's wrong?

also, what's working in a crappy convenience store like?
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>>667661830
haha nice try, but I'm Dominican and work at a Mexican store, jokes on you man
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>>667662230
>>667662395
fuck
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>>667662395
>>667661830
dem eyebrows say full blown curry shits.
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>>667662520
at least you have a consistent job. +1 internets to you
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>>667662370
Just like you said, crappy. Juggling between 2 languages, dealing with drunks and niggers who think this is taco bell is a problem too. No issues with robberies though (yet). Thank the gods, because we are not fucking armed lol
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>>667652622
,make parents give you their consent etc
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>>667662520
Hispanic people get just as fucking hairy, trust me. Also there's some arab in some part of my family so that's something
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>>667663144
just don't blow up part of my city and we'll be all good. kek
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>>667663044
I didn't even know there were Mexican stores in Floria. Don't the Cubans all go wut?

Also, how did you take those pics. Must have been a stationary cam, since the background aligns perfectly in both.
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>>667663629
you don't start seeing cubans and haitians until like pompano beach, fort lauderdale area. gotta go to south florida. fucking love haitian food. been forever since i had me some grio
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>>667663629
web cam on the PC we use here.
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>>667652622
Is it Angie?
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>>667664172
oh my god how did you kNOw
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>>667664426
If you're serious, I had a girl do the same thing to me earlier in 2015 I don't want to say her full name but she was Hispanic
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>>667661830
Look like a serbian refugee....shouldn't expect anything less from you fucking sand nigger
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>>667664603
>you kNOw
>kNOw
>NO
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>>667664865
>>667664865
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>>667664711
>serbian
>sand nigger
I think you messed up somewhere dude
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look it's not so bad bro you're 18 she is 15 there's no much problem with that everything is going to be alright if you were a 25 years old man or a 30 that would be something creepy but none of them besides she lied to you.
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>>667656248
when you
>finnish
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>>667652020
This!
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>>667658462
why is donald trump so hot
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>>667651705
I wish I knew her
I am 28 btw
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>>667652622
have fun
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>>667665804
shiiiit that's twice already
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>>667652972
How long are you planning on staying with this chick? If you're still together in 3 years that will be a pretty serious relationship and you'll just give her a damn drink.

When I was 32 I dated a 19 year old. It's not a deal. No one cares.>>667653026
Good point. I had almost the same thing happen. I was 22 at the time. Met a girl on a dating website who claimed to be 18. Was about to meet her for first date when she wrote and said she was "almost 16". Of course, the difference is that I didn't go on the date! I was too scared of jail.
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>>667662370
you seem chill. You ever manage to come by here, I'll give you a free taco
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>be me almost 22
>going out with this 17 year old grill
>she's a little shy/submissive considering with our 5 years of age gap
>she doesn't care what other people think
>we fuck like lovers though and she really like it
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>>667652509
"natural age for marriage"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, you're a fucking retard lmfao, that was brilliant
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>>667655166
Nicely done... assuming she was thin and pretty. (Can't assume that about 14 year olds anymore.)
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>>667665651
Why are wicked wings so hot?
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>>667661561
Looks like snorl4x. If she's still a thing.
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>>667666051
might even do that. have standing spring break invite to friend's place in miami.

but don't post any details here. bored anons with nothing better to do might try to dox you as it is.

just don't stress over the girl. just keep her happy. remember, she could fuck you up even if you broke up with her now.
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>>667664128
so your register has unrestricted internet and a web cam? cool! (and a little bit scary, from a security perspective.)
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>>667661830
Why are you so fucking ugly
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>>667657266
Actually, yeah, she's due. Be careful OP! Use condoms. Condoms she hasn't touched. My family is half Mexican and my half-sister was preggo by 17. Mexican girls are SLUTS. You'll be married with a kid by this time next year.
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>>667652374
Must not be in the US, they don't fail students anymore, as long as you attend class you'll get a D. If you don't you're truent and your parents are criminally charged and you're forced to attend class
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>>667654363
Look at this fag
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>>667658119
Then you, sir, are a faggot. "significantly older" means you're fucking cougars. They're horny for anything. Grow some alpha balls and go fuck a hot 18 year old. Have a threesome with two of them. Then go about your life.
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>>667658122
If he backs out now, she's going to get butthurt and tell her parents and then he's REALLY fucked. Honestly, the dude is stuck. He needs to keep her SUPER happy till she turns 18, and he needs to destroy ALL evidence.
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>>667656806
Post the full version you twat
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>>667666740
I ask myself the same thing bud
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>>667661830
Thank You! Come Again!
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>>667667186
Thank for the encouraging words, anon
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>>667659746
Not true. 18 year olds are dumb. He's probably scared as fuck about going to jail because once a year you see a case on TV. He doesn't realize, without the greater life experience, that almost ALL men have fucked an underage girl either on accident or on purpose and most of the time no one cares.

It's usually girls from a religious home who get caught and then cry rape to explain away the fact that they're actually horny little cunts with hot pussies.
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>>667667186
If OP needs help hiding a body just ask /b/
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>>667666999
Unf
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>>667655166
Lets be real here proof or it didnt happen.
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>>667653596
Is her name Jessica?
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>>667652972
When i Was 22 i Was with a Girl that Was 16... After some time it did not feel wrong anymore, but when a Girl is -17 she is still not ready
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>>667651705
this is christfaggotry culture.
>don't bother learning about the girl's personality or maturity.
>pin it on a calender.
>them moving goalposts.
and now everything is rape.
you're a rapist manspreader OP.
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>>667668215
A Mexican girl? Named Jessica? What world are you living in, Anon? That's just as dumb as asking, "Does she plan on going to college?"
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>>667653335

Just lie too and tell everyone you are 17. Problem solved.
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>>667668557
I was talking to the person I quoted. Not you OP
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>>667668741
OP here,that's not me
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>>667669512
I meant not to OP.
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>>667666907
holy shit here i need to have at least 50 percent at everything
Tfw im shit at math and french
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