why are you virgin /b/? pic slightly related

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Yeah, been 17 for 2 days and still no hope

>>667551537
Im not tho

>>667551537
Lol I know that chick

Cuz internet cuz video games

>>667551537
lost it at 15 then told all my vent/wow buddies

come on guys you can do it

>>667552068
nice shirt

lost it regret it and wish i didnt

cuz i`m fat and ugly

Because I have a small penis

>>667551537
no

>>667551537
because i'm scared of everything. and everytime i fail at one thing i don't do it anymore. one of those things is dating.

>>667551537
>pic slightly related
Explain

>>667553382
wtf

>>667553791
i kno right

>>667554142
yes

>>667551537
Idk I just am

cause i am a fat fuck and no girl really likes me enough to fuck me and i could fuck some girls but i have a small dick and am scared they would laugh at me.

>>667551537
MODS MODS MODS!!!!

>>667552281
Proof or shut up.

>>667551537
Because i have third degree burns covering 20% of my body and i cant afford surgery to look more normal

>>667554140
Her names Krissy. Fucks like a maniac. She's from my home town.

>>667553791
+1 faggot. you are our sembol

>>667551537
Health problems, intimacy issues, compulsory social self-sabotage. I think that about covers it

>>667553382
kek

>>667551537

actually i had sex not one hour ago

also, there is literally no reason for anyone not to have sex nowdays. there are tons of easy bitches out there waiting to get fucked. it's the demanding guys who actually stay virgins

>>667552068
Nothing wrong with being a virgin at 17. I was almost 20 before I lost it to my girlfriend. I had girls before that that practically threw themselves at me, and I could've easily lost it earlier, but I was in no particular hurry.

>>667555015
thanks

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too lazy

>>667555015
except you live in a shitty muslim country

>>667551537
because I'm on /b/ 24/7

i`m 20 years ol kissles virgin cuz i`m scared to talk to girls

>>667555152
Remove your nigger with speech disability music from 4chan fagot

>>667555164

>tfw germanfag

point taken but I was actually talking about non muslim girls, not unfuckable allahu ackbar shouting ones

>>667555015
True. I fucked this chick last night that I met a week prior. Literally didn't text her for a week and out of no where told her to meet me at the bar, had a few drinks and then we were back at her place fucking. I'm literally a 6/10 dude, it's all about confidence and how you present yourself.

>>667555433
40 is around the corner bro, tho when you reach 30 and still the same, you'll try to attempt suicide.

>>667554723
i don't fucking care

19 y/o here came close to losing it but got performance anxiety and sorta blacked out mentally during it. I don't really care to look for a new woman

>>667555840

>it's all about confidence and how you present yourself

I should've pointed this out but yeah, all about the confidence and presentation. if you're charismatic in SOME way, SOME bitch will lay out a pussy trail for you

shit, a friend of mine is taken and all the time implies that she would cheat on her boyfriend with me (I have a gf) if she met me at a party

>>667555761

rofl
I laughed too hard

>>667556035
nah if i`m still virgin at 21
imma go to a bar or shit and just ask
just fuck it

when that not works i`m done xD

>>667556035

I'm one of the most autistic people you'll meet and even I kissed a few/had sex once
How did you manage 30? You must not get out at all (Not that I do, but school n shit)

>>667551537
beacuase i'd rather stay home playing videogames and watching anime than either settle for a soso girl or have to work really hard to get a top girl
also at this point I don't even know if I actually like humans anymore they're all so annoying

Cause im too poor, to have decent clothes etc. to attract something which isn't total -1/10. Even if I had money, Im so socially akward that I couldn't do it, cause im fucked up in my head

>>667556337
go to vegas, get a hooker for 500 you can get a 8/10.

>>667556515
vegas xD
wish i could go there

imma go the the red light district in amsterdam its like 200 km from here

>>667555015
Or maybe girls are like a black Friday sale. The best ones are always taken. The leftovers are either 300 pounds or are sluts with herpes. I'm not going to ask a bunch of hot bitches out only to get shot down. You know it when they start talking about their boyfriends in less than 2 minutes of your conversation with them. I hate that. It's like her rudely saying, "not interested, anon" whether it's true or not she has a bf

>>667556648

i had that afther flirting with a girl for weeks

when asking her out she said
i got a bf
like wth

I'm 22 and still nothing, not even kissing or touching. I don't know, I guess I'm an introvert fag with no self-esteem at all. I guess I'll keep like this for the next years.

>>667551537
Because I'm not a social person and I'm fat and not good looking

>>667556635
niceee, haven't been there but i've heard only good things.

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>>667556911
>excuses

>>667556781
She led you on for a week? that sadistic bitch

>>667556648

>Or maybe girls are like a black Friday sale

unfortunately I have never been the guy to take the easy ones since I don't like dumb chicks (which is a fucking curse). I'd love to fuck dumb bitches but for some reason I'm too goddamn autistic and full of myself that I actually think they don't deserve to have sex with me

>The best ones are always taken

too true. I met my girlfriend in my third semester at the university. prior to that, literally every hot girl or girl worth speaking to was taken. I already thought I'd never meet a formidable girl who is single

>I'm not going to ask a bunch of hot bitches out only to get shot down

I know it's hard but by being shot down, you will learn how to spot girls who will not shoot you down. I always establish eye contact in order to see whether the girl is interested or not

Because I'm self conscious about my pussy. I should probably just get labiaplasty but I don't want to spend three grand.

>>667551537
those self harm scars... moar?

>>667557224
not a week

a few weeks
like 2 months

>>667551537
lol I lost my virginity at 14
not even regretting it

>>667557211
"Why are you a virgin /b/?"

You expect anything but excuses, faggot?

>>667557423
post pics? we wont laugh, promise

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bumpss

gfans.cc/16917

>>667557631
oh hello there ;)

>>667551537
But I'm not you fucking muslim. I bet you dream of virgins

>>667551537
Pathologically low self esteem

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>>667557569
virgins are always so angry, seriously your view on life and yourself change once you get a girl.

>>667551537
I'm doubly not a virgin, if you catch my drift.

Just thought I'd throw that out there, rub it in your virgin faces.

Bring on the hate, it only feeds me.

>>667558022
riiiiiight

anyone that is a virgin before age 21 and complaining about it will live a sad sad lonely life like me. Nothing wrong with being a virgin before 21. I am a 32 year old virgin. Never been good at dating, can't pick up on social cues, every girlfriend I had eventually either cheated on me or bailed on me for another dude. I have 100% accepted it, I live a good life regardless. Dating is dying out, girls have more freedom now, girls don't agree with conventional dating anymore. I was raised on conventional dating, it doesn't do it for girls anymore, they would rather watch a movie on netflix, bang, and then move on. Times are changing, girls are changing and to me at least, I don't think dating is even worth it anymore. I want a relationship, a partner, a companion of the opposite sex, I don't only want sex, I can just look at porn whenever I want, but where is the social connection? It's dead, there is no more hope.

It sucks, but hey, at least I have money and time for vidya.

>>667558022
Says the dubs getting virgin...

>>667558022
>implying you aren't a virgin
go play some league you neckbearded fuck

>>667554610
pics plis

>>667554714
fb or gtfo

>>667557548
Same here. I almost wish that I didn't that early. It turned into a shitstorm later on, I don't know if I was emotionally prepared. But it just seemed natural.

>>667558022
WELP YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE ANGEY PART LMAO

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>>667558177
talking about yourself?

>>667558143
lol. Dude stop trying to justify it. That's not a good thing that you are a virgin at 32. Quite the opposite.

ITT

>I cant get laid
>must be everyone else's fualt

Some girls are so fucking stupid, i was sure i fucked a borderline retarded girl once.

>>667558143

thats.. just perfect
i feel the same
but i`m just 20 am i just complaining?

>>667558341
what kind of shitstorm?
I was clinically depressed w/ clinically depressed gf so it was easy for me

>>667558374
refer to>>667558070
>>667558341


Virgin.

>>667551537
Because sex is only something that people who talk to people in real life can have.

>>667551537
If you fuck your hand as a man, youre not a virgin.
So nobody here is a virgin anymore.

>>667551537
filthy frank

>>667558542
I was just a bad person/boyfriend to her (cheating, emotional, 'physical' abuse) eventually it sort of just imploded, rightfully so. I think it made me realize that I have a lot of sociopathic tendencies, because I really don't care. The only reason I cared at the time was because it affected me, even though I basically destroyed her emotionally.

cause they dont give out trophies anymore

>>667558729
Keep telling yourself that, it's not going to make you not a faggot.

>>667558476
I am a content person, I don't hold grudges, nor am I angry about the situation. It's my own fault. But deep down, that feeling knowing you will die a virgin, never be with another girl ever again, you kind of have to lie to yourself so you can balance your emotions and move on with life. I don't want to spend my entire life angry, sad, and complaining about my unfortunate and barren love life.

>>667558507
you aren't even old enough to drink, you are still learning how to be an adult, 20 is extremely young. If I were to date a 20 year old, I would be seen as a pedophile.

>>667558889
bet you care about missing them quads, faggot

virgins dont have game

>get money, fuck bitches

>>667558889
no shit. I'm pretty sociopathic and I sort of feel like bad shit's going to happen between us. Any wyas to stop it? rn I want to leave her so I can focus on my GCSE's (mods you fags) but she needs me

>>667559232
I don't care about anything, least of which quads. You missed the whole point of my post.

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>>667558545
LOL what?

once you get your dick wet your confidence changes dramatically, everything starts falling into place. just saying.

>>667551537
>Lost virginity 15 years ago
>Married for 6 years now with skinny sexy as fuck Taiwanese girl
>Get blowjob every morning before work
>Get sex daily and most of the time twice+
Life is good indeed.

>>667559393
If you actually care about her feelings you are not a sociopath. I'm not trying to make it some exclusive club or anything, I'm just saying.

That being said, you would have to give me more information. Although with THAT being said, if you already come to the table saying some bad shit is going to happen you are probably right.

>>667559543
>i'm actually a virgin

>>667559497
This.

You realize pussy for what it is.

>>667559497
Says the guy who feels the need to prove himself online.

>>667559393
you're not a sosciopath. you're just a cunt

>>667559811
Well, I hope you won't be in the near future, goodluck anon.

>>667551537
Calling MODS! on this, underdeveloped hips and shoulders - probs CP

>>667559497
Is this one of those situations where you keep the girl around so that everyone thinks you are dating? But really you both know that you like to take dicks in the ass? I mean come on. Look at that face. See you trying to prove me wrong only bolstered my opinion that you are a virgin.


Accept your sexuality man, it's not going to kill you.

because i dont know any gay people, my personality isnt that great, my looks arent that great and im a little insane

Cuz I'm an awkward, ugly, motherfucker who tries too hard when drunk.

because im ugly, autistic, and possibly mildly retarded.

haha oh well, least I'll die alone... I mean at least I'll die a millionaire.

>>667558374
>i know you are but what am i

>>667555015

Lost my V at 40

Now tired of fucking girls in their 30's

>>667559497
>>667560086

this is like the third time i see this pic on /b/ in the last month

>>667559156
sometimes everybody should have a sister.

I'm still a virgin because I just don't know how to approach girls. Like what should I do nowadays? Write on social media or confront them in person? On the street/In clubs? I'm kinda shy. I believe I know how to talk to girls tho.

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>>667559481
oh, there was a point? sorry, i thought you were just bragging about how dark and scary you are.

>>667551537
Low IQ, stupid and boring, can't hold conversations, also poor and ugly.

>>667559989
you wanna fuck?

>>667560473
No homo here bro, sorry :/

>>667551537
Because i'm scared of beautiful girls, and girls interested in me are only ugly fat cows.

>>667560458
That's the problem with this sort of thing. You can't be honest without people thinking you are trying to be edgy.

>>667560473
thought youd never ask

>>667560387
You don't 'approach' girls because that's creepy as fuck. You end up getting to know them through a mutual hobby, or through friends. Then you become friends with them, then you end up dating. Then you fuck each other for a few years and get married once you knock her up. Then you get old and die.

>>667560667
Says the virgin.

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>>667551537

I am not an attractive person. I would say 4/10 and I've tried a couple of times which led to dissapoitnment and depression and all that shit.
So, I gave up and I do not give a fuck anymore. I don't give a shit about losing virginity or any other stupid shit. I have accepted that I will be forever alone and die alone.
Fuck it, least I am happy alone.

>>667560458
Argumentative twat.

Are you sad because of how small your little dick is ?

>>667552281
>she goes to my school

>>667557569

Harsh, but not incorrect.

>>667560871
Good luck with that.. I really doubt you are happy though, just saying.

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>>667558374
>>667558545
>>667558177
>>667558022
kek. you guys are fucking tragic. this is preschool level fighting going on right here.

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>>667560824
Mate, you wish you had what I've had.
But continue throwing around infantile insults whenever you get slightly jealous or insecure and it'll never happen.

I'm not virgin but an almost virgin. I'm 30 ans I've got only one girlfriend 5 years ago.
Now I'm asocial, I'm living with a cat and I have not friends.

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>>667560268
ikr

>>667560871
>More money
>no commitments
>freedom to do whatever the fuck you want with your life with no obligation to spend a large amount of your time listening to someone else

>>667560667
What if I don't have any real hobbies? I get that approaching girls in public is creepy but I have nothing to lose or have I? If she says no then fuck it, go to the next one. I have a couple of close friends I hang out with quite often, but only 1 of them is the type of guy who goes to parties. Should I just go with him next time?