Hey /b. Assuming you were in a zombie apocalypse which weapon

The blue one

Chainsaw. And a golf cart to run them over with. Best weapons.

Baseball bat. It's designed to be light-weight, aerodynamic and have heavy impact. A wrench of that size is just going to be bulky and it's weight will limit the amount of force you can get in it with one swing. Plus, a couple swings with that and your arm will become weary. The bat is meant for repetition.

>>667366259
dude, i don't know what the fuck is on with all the movies and shit.
you're alone, surrounded by shitload of zombies, if you could choose, why the fuck would you go with the heavy duty wrench?
it's not like a crow bar, it's heavy, slow and doesn't transfer that much of a damage...
you need someyhing pointy, long and light.
if not all that, i don't know why bother choosing between something slow and heavy instead of a steel bat, fast and long...

>>667366259
>jogging speed
just fucking kill me now

>>667366864
This, exactly.

>>667366259
the gold one.

>>667366259
stillson, you might have to hit with the bat multiple times. wrench would crush skulls

hand wep: medium size machete

fire wep: flamethrower for massive range and dmg/ m4a1 for medium short combat

>>667367425
>doesn't understand the game
>posts anyway

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>>667367392
I wouldn't have to swing twice.
Just aim for the hip or the head. pretty easy

If possible. This would be my ideal SHTF weapon

>>667366259
Your moms vibrator

>>667367425
are you retarded

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a claymore

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>>667366864
Actually that's a softball bat, which means it's not designed to hit things that are more solid than thin aluminum (ie. A skull) so after a bit the bat would bend and break. People underestimate our bones, in comparison with weight our bones are harder than steel. The monkey wrench is cast iron which is harder than steel and it's solid, so there is zero give to it. Also will last you much longer.

>>667366259
Wrench=actual useful tool and bludgeon weapon
Bat=useless piece of shit outside of swinging it and sticking it halfway up OP's ass

>b-but it's heavy

If you think that wrench is heavy enough to wear you out after 3 swings you might as well kill yourself because a zombie will catch up with your huffing and puffing ass and rape the shit out of you

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a battleaxe

>>667367425
mods

>>667366259
U r stupid. U will die if it ever does happen. Spear, katana, short sword, machete. Similar blades. Only thing that will save you. Try bein cold, hungry, dehydrated, and tired no sleep for 3 days with a big ass wrench strappped to your back, he try to swing it. Dumbass. And aluminum bat has like maybe 10 skulls till its flat and folds in half. Worry about survival supplys before weapons. And avoid danger or u will be the first to die

>>667368453
>it lasts longer
well obviously you're a super fucking strong jacked dude who trained year for strenght, endurance and speed
and your way out of the jogging zombie apocalypse is to kill every one of them

not the "i kill the few i have to confront and leave the area going in a safer place.
no, i get a 30 pound wrench and smash every undead skull there is, lactic acid doesn't count during apocalypse

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>>667368782

>>667368793
>>667367101
Also crow bar is good to like this dude says. Its basically the multi tool of the zpoch scenario

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>>667368663
or a battleship

>>667366259
Tomahawk
Can crack open doors and the pike on the opposite end can shatter a skull and in a super emergency can be thrown

Can't remember its name but its a Bo staff with a blade on the end or either if your brave enough (I'm not)
I'm trained in use of that weapon and it doesn't need to be sharp as it has a lot of force behind it when used correctly.

I'd have a small firearm of some sort but prefer melee as I have no formal trading with them

>>667368212
>silencer baseball

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>>667366259
The pipe wrench cause that bat is fucking useless and we are talking crushing craniums and facial sutures in a human skull, any one that votes on the bat as a viable zombie slaughter tool is pathetic and deserves the agonizing death they get.

>>667369557
This is smart thinking. I recommend you get a .22 or .25 caliber pistol and attch it with a surpressor. Probably the 25 since the surpressor may hamper the penitration of the 22 an bit. It will be good for if u get mobbed by a medium sized group at mid range and need to bo7nce quickly. Mid to close range headshots 5o make an escape path quickly

>would you choose a wrench ora a baseball bat?

>machete, axe, katana, tomahawk, firegun, flamethrower, tank, missile, dickbutts

"Luke, the down's is strong in this thread"

>>667370271
Aside from the katana and the machete (obviously not a show katana) you are correct. But any light weight mid length sword u can get your hands on would be good. whats your reasoning for discounting these two?

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>>667369081
That's right brah I'm <strong>
Do you even lift brah?
You need tampoon?
You mamma going to wipe you bum yah?

Bat.

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>>667369999
This must be the answer. Those quads command it.

>>667370784
i'm not OP, i was referring to the fact that the thread is based on choosing between 2 items, and shitload of other things come up....
why not grenades, or miniguns?
pick one of the original two and explain

>>667371245
ooooh. i ddnt realize we were choosing between the weapons provided. i figured those were op's gay choices and he was asking generally what weapon would we choose. he should have worded the question better

>>667369081
Yeah, I am strong.

Cry about more bitch

>>667366864
If that wrench is aluminum with a steel jaw it will only weigh slightly more than the bat and pack a way better punch

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>>667371182

>>667370784
Bullshit
Event a real Nipponese style Katana takes why too !much maintenance and such for it to be useful in a zombie apocalypse people think oh Nippon steel cut through man like nothing yeah but ever thought that may just fucking dull the bade and require oiling and resharpened after a few times?

>>667367425
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>>667368663
>>667370191
>>667369557
In an post-apocalyptic world inhabited by organisms that generate via transmission through blood or body secretions such as saliva.
Choose a melee weapon that will assuredly cover those weilding it to be covered with infected secretions following its use.

Do you even infectious disease?

>all these weeb faggots saying m-muh katana is b-better

Fuck off faggots, real men are talking, go watch some more cartoons and buy some more dolls you pathetic weebs

>>667366259
I would just wait it out since it's winter here and all zombies would freeze

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>>667371245
Yuuup! only the bat and the wrench to choose from, don't be a neck-beard faggot and go all machete' nigger bitch in this thread.

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>>667366412
This guy

>>667372008
Blunt force implements causing TBI are the only safe bet for CQ weapons in the absence of protective equipment. Otherwise, small caliber firearms and good aim are the best bet.

>>667371864
hmmm. that is something to think about yes. but when im talkin katana and zpoch. this factors in. and only an idiot would use a katana like a regular swrod. its not a hacking device its a slicing device. ment for splittin alive people open. on a zed. you dont swing. you stab. up thru the brain. but yes in hindsight, most would not think of this. i should have been more specific. you r right

>>667372008
thats why there is a full face gas mask in my bug out bag. this nigger aint stupid dawg ;)

>>667372460
Shut the fuck up about your meme knife you nip dick sucking weeb faggot

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>>667366259
AS for the faggots gloriously choosing the wrench{good job} also consider non-weapon needs too.
A fucking face shield and stuff to protect your limbs like basic cuff and arm covers like riot gear or merely re-purposed soda bottles, shit is going to be riot frenzy bad. guns run out of ammo blades are nice but you better be a fucking wizz at sharpening that shit too cause fuck you most assholes suck at that shit.

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>>667373340
this

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>>667369999
damn

>>667372668
Right on. Might I suggest a box of surgical masks, latex gloves, and clear eye pro. Lighter weight for your kit, and multiple uses.

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>>667366259
A big ass Trident, with bladed prongs, about 8' in total.

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Ice picks. Light weight. Easily pierce a skull. Can carry 2 with ease.

>>667366259
the cast metal pipe wrench would be too slow

>>667374315
nice thought. but honestly i think id prefer Kevlar weave leathers that are used by dudes that have motorcycles. heaver yes. but more protection. jacket, gloves, and some loose fitting thick pants. plus most of those jackets have breath holes. also whats clear eyes pro?

>>667374703
but youd also have to think about how easily they'd get stuck. and if you get mobbed you wouldnt have time to pull them out

>>667375281
this.

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>>667368048
Why not just take a katana? it's stronger and sharper faggot

Wrench. Heavier with narrower areas of contact. Far more likely to fracture a skull.

If you're seriously moronic enough to think the bat is a better choice, ask yourself this: If you absolutely had to have another person hit you once in the head as hard as they fucking could with one of those weapons, which would you choose? Intuitively you should know your survival probability is significantly higher vs the bat than the wrench.

>>667375701
Both are shit because infected blood spraying around after usage.

How about an assload of antidots and something To fire them ?

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>>667367718
The problem with guns is they're to loud. You'll only draw attention to yourself. Before you know it you'll be out numbered and out of ammo.

If you're going to survive you're going to want weapons that make no noise. If you do use explosive. Set them as boobie traps and be away from them when they detonate. Stay hidden by lurking around from place to place.

You'll want to stay hidden and secure a fort. You'll want to have access to the outside world but also a secure fortress.

>>667368048

Hey dumbass, I don't care how much more of it there is if the sword is made of clay it'll just break. Try using your brain next time.

>>667366259
bat
designed for swinging
easier to use

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>>667376101
>will be walking around uncovered when SHTF
Yeah. You will die quick regardless. Only way to escape the chaos is to become it. I will not give a shit about what is being sprayed around, you find a protective mask as previously mentioned, or fashion something around most of your face for both infected material and the sun. Cover myself in all blood, mud, and dirt I can find, crawl through as much shit as possible, and carry as little gear as possible. You need to become invisible to survive. Then I would start taking out the infected, one by one. Find a map, and clear house by house.
>inb4 retarded, pls look up some of the few servicemen who thoroughly enjoyed Vietnam, and get back to me on wether this tactic works

>>667366259
The pipe wrench.
Really the best thing to have is a 36" crowbar, but between the two objects shown I'd pick the wrench.
The bat has very little weight comparatively and will deliver much less kinetic energy. The wrench will have enough follow-through to knock them over so you can run.

>>667366259
Obviously the wrench. Though if you're ever in a situation where you need a melee weapon, you've fucked up already.

Why are spears never shows in zombie movies/shows when they're clearly the single best weapon you could have?

>>667366259
football helmet
duct tape
knives 6
>put on helmet
>fasten it
>duct tape over fastener
>put a knife between each finger
>duct tape knives in place
>become zombie
>become end of level boss

>>667366429
chainsaw needs power and makes a shit ton of noise, also chainsaws are for wood, not bone.

>>667368212
It's not a softball bat. Also the balls in softball aren't that soft, the name comes from the soft throws to the hitter.

swanson speed square and 26 oz estwing

>>667377640
Brilliant!

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Of course, you can joke around all you want....

But this guy survived the real shit like that just about as close as you can't imagine..........

You will learn a LOT from this vid if you are serious....

WARNING: If you are one of those SJW faggots this will mess up your mind for the rest of your life....

After watching this, you will not be afraid of zombies, or a lot of other assholes, anymore.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI

>>667377487
i was thinking that. I think it is because it is a weapon to impale. by the time you were to eject it from the victim it would be too late in this situation.

maybe like a four foot spear and a shield would be a sweet combo.

>>667377640
although I do need something to stop people from grabbing and pinning me
any one got ideas?
I was thinking maybe leather jacket and pants with spiked studs all over them

>>667368212
>cast iron
>harder than steel
>bone
>harder than steel
You're a fucking moran

>>667378678
cover your self in a thick long burning accelerant. right before you turn light yourself on fire. they cant touch you.

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>>667366259
neither

I'd rather have this

>>667366259
the wrench is bs. the weight will kill you after ~20 swings.

>>667378951
but I won't be able to know how long I'll be a zombie before I come across a human
and I want to be able to fuck up as many humans as possible before my body becomes so damaged I can't do a damn thing

>>667379266
Needing to swing twenty times

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>>667378335

That cool guy is holding back a lot of bad memories there....

>>667378335
Thanks for the link

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>>667378976
no you wouldn't you retard
first off bow demands a lot of practice to even hit a human sized target, it was a weapon intended to hit a side of a barn in battle
second off modern bows are so accurate because they are weak, if you want a bow which can pierce human through you need a lot of strength, in fact medieval archers were the strongest men in the army
third off wound made by arrow is just piercing, gunshot wound is much more destructive and more likely to kill if you hit center of a chest
with arrow you would either hit vital organ and it would fail or you wait until victim bleeds to death
that's why you can easily hunt with any rifle while hunting bows (even the modern compound bones) not only demands strong archer, hitting heart or spine and almost exclusively are used when sitting still for hours

bow would still be effective against unarmed humans as you could easily harm them in close range discouraging from further attack, but I would say throwing knife while much convenient to use and easier to learn is as much effective

>>667366412
Topkek

Bat - useless outside of combat and baseball
Wrench - heavy but ultimately more useful.

Also hurr durr katana people, you know that katanas are only useful if you know how to use it, right? Katanas always have this waft of superiority, but fact is they require years of training to simply swing them. Machetes on the other hand are built for heavy duty shit. You're not a fucking samurai.

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>>667378335
bayonet is still most useful knife ever

>>667379277
true. i just assumed you'd be in the mess with a few other people.

i like your jacket idea. maybe cover it with nails or razor blades.

>>667380410

>designed to hit the side of a barn in battle

long bow maybe but not most bows. explain horse archers

you dont need that much strength to use a bow

arrows can definitely

>pierce human

how fucking high are you right now?

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>>667378335

He is also the only guy to tell exactly what it was like to shoot an asshole trying to rob his cousin's store with his concealed carry gun....

There are a lot of people that flap their lips about shit.... But he is the only one I know of that actually has really been there....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg5Gaza6OOw

>>667381123

Oh my god... I have never seen such delusion...

>>667380913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuzuSUckM74

Between those two it doesn't make a shit of a difference which you pick.

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>>667380867
swinging the wrench is the same as swinging a sword you knobjockey
> hurr durr years of training to swing a sword
It's not Samurai Showdown, you're just killing a braindead zombie

>>667378678
As with everything to do with the apocalypse, lots of vaseline
>end level boss makes you un-grapplable
>useful as a survivor for zombie graps
>useful as bandit for easy rapes
>useful as zombie-turning cus you can force your whole barrel up your ass before blowing your brains out

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>>667381284

After 67 seconds to respond you obviously did not watch fool.....

>>667378915
You are a moran. Moran.

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>>667381571

>30 lbs
>limited ammo
>limited magazine capacity
>limited use

good luck buddy

>>667381650

I've seen this guy before, asshole.

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>>667381935

Fair enough ;)

>>667366412
i love you

>>667366412

good one huehuehue

>>667366259
Katana all the way. Superior Nippon steel folded over a trillion times is the best weapon in any situation. It never breaks or gets damaged because the steel is far superior to any western metal, and its super light which makes it lightning fast. Good luck with your shitty baseball bats you gaijin faggots.

>>667381033
>horse archers
Now I know shit all about modern bow accuracy, but usually horse archers were used to harrass flanks... ie not like the movies at all, as in the were just archers on horse.
Any mention to their speed etc is meant for a battle field scale, such as they could move quickly, and fire a massive volley from afar, before moving again in order to evade a cavalry charge which would decimate regular archers on an open battlefield. So still at the barndoor dillema there...
Also I think anon is meaning piece a human to kill outright, the tumble of a high caliber bullet at most angle will make a mess of a humans chest cavity, and a headshot will almost certainly destroy the brain with any luck. An arrow now so much, due to the lack of tumble, and reduced shrapnel from bone, and bullet disintigration, I would certainly say a gun is going to do a lot more physical damage to a target...
>tldr bows are certainly a volley weapon for horse archers, and don't cause enough damage outside of the direct area of impact to make them a useful anti zombie weapon imo

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>>667381508
Is it the same? Because I was under the impression it wasn't.

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hmmm probably this

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>>667366259

one of these, crossbow for silent ranged take downs, bayonet for if things get up close and personal.

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>>667381371
I certainly won't listen of 15 minutes long talk to learn bayonets are not longer widely used weapon since WW1
however in any crysis, combat or just dangerous situation that would require to be armed I would (and most of people) also carry a tool like swiss knife or multitool for eating and general repair tasks
I would also carry a sidearm in case my main weapon run out of ammo or jam
but what if I can't also use my sidearm for some reason?
trading your general tool to combat knife certainly adds few options and makes you feel a little more prepared, sure you would mostly use it to cut paracord and slice bread but sill
if you trade your combat knife on bayonet you get additional options of cutting wire and mounting it on your rifle or even a stick
since you already carrying a cutting tool, why the fuck not?
and this is why all armed forces carry a bayonet even in 21st century

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9mm would do just fine.

>>667383035
>crossbow being silent meme
Watch less walking dead and actually fire a bow weapon somewhere perfectly quiet. It may as well be a gunshot to animals etc

>>667381854
BUT EVERY PART IS DETACHABLE
HUUUURRRRRRRR
this will basically get you so trained in detaching you could probably emotionally detach yourself from any situation and accept your fate easily

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>>667369342

or a battletoad...

>>667383225

I have fired a bow before, compared to a gun it's like the difference between slamming a door and setting off a stick of dynamite, and if I have to choose between in close and at range I'd prefer not to risk infection. SIlence in combat is a relative thing, no one who thinks about it realistically assumes they're not going to draw any attention by taking someone out at ranged, but it's better to hedge your bets than to alert everything in a 4 block radius to your presence.

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>>667383168
>I certainly won't listen of 15 minutes long talk to learn bayonets

Ok.... Animation related is only 5 seconds long and it will teach you a lot in that small time.... :)

>>667366412
/thread

>>667379864
smartass wannabe. when there are 20 zombies you need to swing it 20 times.

>>667366259
>jogging speed
>asking the heaving fat lumps of /b/

>>667374703
Hi Stalin

>>667383219
Mah nigga. Good choice.

>>667382619
You know why it's folded a zillion times? Because the iron in medieval Japan was shitty and impure; today the process is completely unnecessary and only done on some swords because its traditional. And katanas are extremely brittle and chip / bend quite easily. 10/10 would take bait again

>>667367425
>>667372008
>Flamethrower
On unfeeling undead creatures, congrats that semi quick zombie that wanted to eat you is now a semi quick zombie that wants to eat you and is now on fire.

It takes around 7 hours for a fire to completely destroy a human corpse, a living person would die within a minute be it from suffocation or shock a zombie would not feel these effects so lets say 7 hours to destroy the body completely, I can't really find much evidence but my guess is the muscle tissue etc would be rendered useless within an hour give or take.

So that is almost 60 minutes of a fire covered zombie following you, try getting close enough to use a machete and not get burned.

If any a crowbar, hand axe or short distance ranged weapon such as a crossbow or a bow and even then only if you know how to use one properly.

Probably something like this. Perfect for piercing a skull. Easy to use and maintain. Combined with a lightweight shield.

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>>667383219
9mm round is enough for lethal headshot up close, it's also most widely used round in nato countries (and probably whole world)
so it's lighter and easier to obtain while still doing the job
however even if I had thousands rounds it would still be limited amount
I would go for submachinegun as primary weapon because better accuracy (especially scoped) and even bigger muzzle velocity from the same round (because longer barrel)
and I hate smgs irl, I love to shoot 7,62 rifles or shotguns but I must agree when ammunition is no longer manufactured and any shot is lethal shot 9mm smg is the most useful option

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>>667374703
the spikes are designed to stick, last thing you want is you weapon getting stuck

I'd suggest a tomahawk if you wanna go small and lethal

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>>667384339
lel

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YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS

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>>667384460

>>667384460

Fuck'n saved!!!!

>>667378064
It is a softball bat and he never that softballs weren't soft. He said it wouldn't be reliable or sturdy enough to take on bone, which would be true, even a baseball bat wouldn't be good for extended use.

>>667384364

well a 9mm has over 1,000 feet per second muzzle velocity, which is more than enough to destroy bone.

smg's are too heavy to be lugging around.
too awkward for one handed use and the only reason I'd shoot anything is in a last resort situation anyway.

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>ITT gun-faggots missed the /thread and went on to be bumbling cunts.
>>667384546
>>667384460
>>667384364
>>667383637
>>667383219
>>667382754
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>>667367718

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Everyone always gets focused on weapons but I feel like a suit of armor or a bomb suit and riot shield would be my go to. I don't care how many zombies there are, they're not going to bite through it. A lot more efficient than trying to kill everyone of them and waste ammo.

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>>667366864

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>>667385340

Maybe.... We did not have time for your basement fantasy shit.....

>>667385340

thread's changed subject, get over yourself and join in the discussion

>>667385340

Maybe we can help you in case you ever have to run away from your basement....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpi23VAwmvc

Thread does not change subject you fucking 15 y/o Cawodoody faggots.
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>>667385686
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>>667386821
MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD!

>>667383554
Or you could just do the non-retarded thing of setting up for ranged shots in areas with lots of echo's? ie, cities, forests etc etc. A bow is going to outdo a gun in maybe 1 aspect with it being minutely quieter, however taking into account the added range, manoverability, and clip of most guns only a supreme autist would take a crossbow. Just hedge your bets by shooting from a treeline, modern infantry can't accurately tell direction from a single shot in such an environment, who is to say zombies have a 6th sense?

>>667366259
the bat would probably be more reliable but wouldnt do as much damage
probably bat just because the wrench will most likely break eventually

aluminum bat you dumbass

you'd get tired after 2 swings and be fucked

>>667383969
Gr8 to know that other history buffs surf this shithole

>>667382680

From what I understand (and I am by no means an expert) is the reason horse archers were so effective is because they could basically ride circles around unmounted men and shoot them with their bows.

The main problem I had with his post was the "only designed to hit the side of a barn". Some bows certaintly, but not all.

And yea I agree about the guns, 1000% better zombie weapon.

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>>667386924
calm the fuck down faggot and eat a big bowl of melee fighting tactics.

>>667385452
You will literally die of overexposure within a few days

>>667385340
wow you're actually autistic. And probably a fag

>>667387425
>Le tips fedora, dont make me bust out my katana and slice down your MLP hating butt my moms a lawyer
>Melee Fighting Tactics

fucking kys. You sound like your dad comes home at 3am and beats your mom for not loving him, then rapes her and tells you all about it.

>>667376803
hey, dumbass, it's not made of clay, it's made of claymore, which is more stronger, more resistant to breaking than traditional clay. reed a book

>>667386821

clearly it does. youre observing it now

>>667387385
No, sorry dude, that was almost singularly the Native American horse archers, and they were highly renowned for being shit, especially due to the massive target the side of a horse presents, and the risk of allied casualties when you all ride around in circles shooting inwards (you see the problem yet?)
Horse archers were literally just to move across large amounts of land quickly before volleying like normal archers, and then being able to GTFO quickly as soon as the enemy dedicated resouces to destroying them. Perfect as a large scale tactic tbh, one of the major reasons for such a successful Hun advance in ancient Europe.
You seem like a legit guy, unfortunately though, as with most weapons given to the everyday soldier, bows are made to be fired in mass, thereby removing the difficulty of one man having to hit his target

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Children....

Look up Stanley Fubar III on Amazon.....

>>667387875
You sound like a queer

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>>667366259
i'd get a shotgun, baseball bat, chainsaw, machine gun, ammo, various knives, an axe and give them all to you with instructions on where to lure all the area zombies to while i make my getaway to a safe place with autonomous android zombie killing machine / personal fully functional sex machine

>>667366429
>runs into crowd of zombies
>golf cart stuck in place
>zombies pull you out of cart
>intestines pulled out of mouth and anus

>>667366259
Fucking shit tier pipe wrench

>>667372008
WE'RE ALL INFECTED EVERYONE TURNS!!!

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>>667388382
Now comes the question of what the Android would make of said zombies, in their eyes we may all be the same?

>>667378335
seems like a nice dude, but he scares the shit out of me

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go back in time and build a concrete bunker and laugh at everyone who thinks im crazy

hyuk hyuk hyuk

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All of the above + my shit in the safe I cbb to get out

>>667368782
Kek