idk i think it does that when it's hungry
sup cat on paper
requests or somethin?
I request pacha. All the pacha's, anything pacha you name I'll save it.
Requesting Rukia and Swordbro doing something cute with a Poliwag or Poliwhirl
I really need to get at least three hours of sleep tonight so I'm heading out.
So long, and thanks for all the kek.
Requesting eris smoking out of bong or bowl she has gap teeth btw
Oh you know, daily grind trying to draw better but too lazy to draw plotz and stuff.
Requested too late in the previous thread. A picture of a dunkleosteus please?
Applications take forever.
I gotta do shit i don't want to do, don't I?
i feel u
although i'm just lazy in general
no things to do?
Laziness imagine what we could do if we weren't
Well thread. I had fun but im done for now, ill see you guys later ah bye.
Women forcing me to commit homosexual acts is one of my fetishes.
Please not this character.
Anything but this character.
I already did a meh job on her before.
Unless consentual femdom.
I knew there was a loser in this world that had a hard on, with this character.
Requesting courage the cowardly dog having a face like this
just look around us
it's plain as day
no that's over
i do but it's full of terribly drawn gore
heh maybe :)
could i request you killing me?
>I think you are jam right?
glad you liked it.
do you guys feel it
the end is near
it's coming faster than we could have imagined
I trapped this guy in a jar
Do you like recreational rv's?
Here you go, as requested
Why all these characters specifically, though?
>do you mind doing my request?
Well, honestly the request is kinda lame, but I'll do it for remembering my name.
Did you ask for that yesterday? I drew something similar last night.
I'll try to do it tonight. I still need to finish the last bit of homework.
>everyone is swordbro
didn't mean to click this pic
It's a nice draw. Don't worry too much about it. It's just one of the few guys who comes back every single day requesting the same thing. And people don't like them because it's viewed as selfish. The ones you need to worry about is the obnoxious people. Why don't you draw on another board for something you like? This isn't a good place to be.
Shut the fuck up and stop flinging shit before the whole thread is lost.
I think the request was chubby pixie begging for cock.
Please stop guys, I don't want the thread to go down because of me!
I promise I'll lurk more and avoid more mistakes in the future...
She cheated on me for the past few months. She is a whore. She will pay. I release this videos for /b/. It's my time to give back to the community https://www.dropbox.com/s/1r6t9vrla1ym9q1/01_02.zip?dl=1 I will remove this in 3 hours. Enjoy while you can :) 3
dude dont worry about it
people are just more mad at swordbro than they need to be
draw what you want mayne
I promise you.
It had NOTHING to do with you.
Unless you're a heavy spammer, then you won't kill the threads.
Also, i request you, naked, with your clothed girlfriend.
She cheated on me for the past few months. She is a whore. She will pay. I release this videos for /b/. It's my time to give back to the community https://www.dropbox.com/s/1r6t9vrla1ym9q1/01_02.zip?dl=1 I will remove this in 3 hours. Enjoy while you can :) 20
How is that different than the other guy doing this >>667277597
And other reaction images. At least cfnm draws most of his. Actually, sometimes he uses ones others did. Cfnm and SB are a lot alike.
glad you liked it.
Here's the blog, I sincerely apologize for the faggotry you might find in there and appreciate your interest.( http://fananablower.tumblr.com/ ).
Hey guys, I'm Babe. Sushi Babe.
I want to tell you guys a story as to why being an Anime Reviewer will ruin your lives. It's a rather sad story, so it's definitely not for the faint of heart.
You see, my girlfriend is a huge fan of anime like me. However she is a lot more obsessed with it and becomes immersed a lot more. She enjoys roleplaying as some of her favorite characters. It gets kinda weird, but it's also quite kinky. We have loads of sex and that is absolutely brilliant. I am a very horny guy after all.
So my girlfriend watched Attack on Titan with me and she absolutely loved it. Being a critic, I think it's rather mediocre. But being an anime reviewer has affected me in the worst way possible. You see, my girlfriend gets really angry when I criticise her favorite shows. I decided to tell my girlfriend that I don't think Attack on Titan is as good as she says it is. She laughed and told me that it was fine. But she lied...she was secretly angry.
Now like I said, my girlfriend likes to roleplay. She told me that she wanted to roleplay as a titan and painted her naked body so she could look like Annie in her titan form. She was so damn hot! I loved it. She offered to give me fellatio. I made a joke by telling her to make sure she doesn't eat my dick. She just laughed and told me that I shouldn't worry about it.
So she was licking my penis for a while until she began biting it lightly. It hurt, so I told her to quit it. She just giggled evilly and continued. She then began pleasuring me pleasantly so I relaxed on the couch and closed my eyes, letting the sensation take over. After that, she suddenly started biting my dick really hard and was giggling while doing it while making those infamous "Annie cries". I WAS IN PAIN! SO MUCH PAIN. I screamed while pleading her to stop it. She didn't.
After she stopped, I opened my eyes, looked down at my ding dong and it was filled with blood. I realised...It was HALF TORN OFF! I was shocked. We both stared at it for like five seconds and I started screaming while manly tears streamed down my eyes. I had a feeling my girlfriend did that on purpose, because she didn't care. She called the ambulance and told them that my dog bit my dick off. I have no dog! I was way too panicked so all I did was cry while applying pressure to my wound, hoping not too much blood spills out. The ambulance came, sent me to the hospital. And you know, the usual treatment.
I didn't need my dick to be removed. I'm just in critical condition with my dick bandaged. What upsets me is that the doctor told me is that it's going to take a while till my penis functions properly again. Like the sensation of it will be a lot different than usual. And you know, as a horny guy, this upsets me. I asked my girlfriend why she did it. And then she told me that she is breaking up with me because I didn't like Attack on Titan and she wanted to make me lose my dick in the process. She did that so I could look like a titan myself! That's fucked up!
And then she left me at the hospital while laughing to herself. And I was crying so much because...getting a boner from hot anime girls is something I love to automatically do. But I doubt I will ever get a proper erection again! It's so sad! I want to appreciate all the hot anime girls out there. I play Akiba Strip 2 for fuck sake! But now I can't even masturbate! I doubt that I will ever have a normal life with a penis that doesn't function properly.
I will never ever be an anime reviewer ever again! If you guys want to be one. Turn back! You never know when you'll lose your genitals! Just don't!
Do you actually believe all of the people posting old drawings of him just saying "its me swordbro"? are you retarded? Chris follows his reposting with his manifesto of woman hating, child raping, society killing autism.
I just hit a sadness bump.
This is exactly why i need a master.
np dude u draw good
almost 100% sure its just the same guy who gets mad about it all the time dont worry about it fam
Prove to me that despite cfnm being mentally incompetent that the two are any different. They're the same request wise and behavior wise in every single facet except Bishop is too retarded to know when to shut up.
Chances are I'm more educated about the subject of STDs than you are. You still seem to be stuck in the 90s with your mentality. I was taught sex ed in the mid-late 90s so I read the pamphlets and shit. And then as time went on we realized how full of shit those pamphlets were when the studies came out and we learned more about HIV.
The chance of getting HIV from insertive vaginal sex from an HIV-positive partner is 1 in 2500 incidences according to a Canadian study from what I recall. It's very, very difficult for heterosexual men to get HIV. How old are you? Only people raised in the HIV paranoia late 80s and 90s think that HIV is a major problem for heterosexual men because of all the propaganda they fed people in schools. The studies show that bare vag is low-risk activity for HIV. Even when I did get tested 3 years ago, they told me that it's very, very unlikely I could get HIV or syphilis because I don't have sex with men. But not impossible.
The main STDs I have to worry about according to the clinic are chlamydia (curable but painful. There are some nasty antibiotic resistant strains going around now), gonorrhea (curable but painful. Some nasty antibiotic resistant strains going around of this too), HPV (biggest problem: the stigma and it can take a couple years to flush out of your system. Very few cases develop into cancer. Most strains don't cause cancer. The ones that cause genital warts don't cause cancer. And even if you have the cancer-causing strain, your body can kill it in most cases before cancer develops. Most sexually active people have HPV) and HSV (herpes) (which is for life and carries stigma. But if you take meds, transmission rate is very, very low. Lots of people are HSV-2 positive but show no symptoms).
Does mental incompetence cover that swordbro is actually a chill guy? Besides, when people ignore swordbros request for a whole thread i see maybe 1-2 relinks and nothing else, Chrishop moves in with his murder comics and woman hate. He's even blamed his drawings not being done on fucking gender roles and bitched out threads for not feeding his trash fetish.
They're both autistic
They both repeat request
They get involved in shit fights under anon to defend themselves
Both exhibit the ability to be nice when it benefits them
Both derail threads inherently
nopenopenopenope, too much work to properly handle this right now.
Ha! yea, no. I'll keep it to myself, thankyouverymuch.
Anyways, It's almost 4 A.M here, and I got a few requests and homework to do, so I'll stay quiet until I'm finished with them. I'm promise I'm not trying to be rude.
>Both derail threads inherently
swordbro only because you bitch about it
he posts one request and occasionally links drawfags to it
if you and other anons werent so pissy we could all have a moderately fine time here
one is diagnosed, one enjoys a subject.
got me there.
>making claims about anything under anon
this is a shit tier platform to hold an argument.
>be nice when it benefits them
Swordbro is surprisingly nice pretty much all the time, i've seen him be bitter or rude extremely rarely.
>derail threads inherently
Chris SPAMS the threads he wants to derail, Swordbro just exists and the same people throw the same arguments around until the thread dies (rinse and repeat).
Thanks, Sticknig, you're a really nice guy
You'd probably have to ask him if he's actually autistic, i figured you were just flinging insults. Chrishop is the real kind of autismo, not the "hur dur i dun like u so u autism" kind.
Oh look, "this" thread again
Confirmed, he is cool as fuck
In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
He talk about it often but not that much as anons think
if he talking about Rukia too much i'll tell him to STFU by myself
Well you know kids these days like dead memes from 2009
Both really. Like I don't hate him as a person but it's like come on dude it's not funny anymore to keep asking people for this stuff and/or talking about it. I think he got a big head about himself somewhere. But I'm afraid to actually say anything as to not make waves with him or other people. I kind of just try to stay quiet and avoid him or leave really quickly if he talks to me.
I can see how it could become annoying if you're not having fun with it, try telling him that and see how he replies. I've never seen him make a big fuss about someone who just declines involvement or anything.
Thanks anon. You made me feel better. I don't think he deserves the aggressive stuff on thread but it's kind of always been this way. Thanks for listening and not thinking I was stupid. Drawfag groups just have this group mentality and I don't want to be called out.
Say, you have a pretty big eye... Feel like drawing some eyeball trauma for me?
I totally get where you're coming from, i messaged him privately and told him i wasn't really interested in the rukia things anymore and that i wouldn't draw it anymore. He told me he understood and i was still welcome to chill with him and the others if i want too for vidya and shit. You just try to feel better, dealing with groups can be kind of scary as the individual.
Hey thread, can't sleep.