Just fucked my girl /b/ What do

>>667189395
Post a pic of the cream pie you gave her

Be a real man and go for round 2

>>667189395
Put on your fedora and flap to traps

write a time stamp on her ass or kill yourself

Is your fucked that pussy your must have a ginormous small dick.

>>667189888
Trips tell truth

>>667190125
My exact thoughts. Most virgins here couldn't tell the difference.

>>667189395
Put her into your anus.

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>>667189888

Why

why does she have three butt holes?

>>667189888
Sick trips man

>>667190562
All girls have that, One is for pooping and the other one suck shit back inside. That's why girls don't poop, the shit is transformed inside and comes out every 28 days.

>>667189395
Pee in her butt. Show her what your pissing piston *really* is for.

>>667190483
Because trips, ya goof!

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>>667190168

>>667190844
check'd

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>>667190483
hey OP here is a fun game

look at this pic and think (this is my girlfriend)

>>667190483
Take off your obnoxious watch, fag.

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>>667190168
What?

>>667191164

Yeah dude it's great eating her out

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>>667191420
What the fuck is wrong with you man

>>667190483
get a tweezer and pluck those hairs

>>667189395
Leave her and try to gain wizard powers

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>>667191017
Dohkay

>>667189395
Creampie or used condom or it didnt happen

Well I for one think your girl has an exceptional add and want to see more. Now stick a digit in that butthole.

>>667189395
Did you clean out all the nig jizz before you stuck your little sunshine penis in there?

>>667192568
You fucking nigger. The limits need to be present on the integral sign too, otherwise your equation is plain wrong. Go back to school.

spread that pussy wide open

>>667192568
Add the limits to the lhs.

Cream pie would be nice

Analize her & stretch that tight hole if you can't I'll do it for you for a small fee

>>667190483
Pluck those hairs out or shave that shit off, seriously mate.

>>667192568
wow, she must have low standards if she let you write shit like that on her butt

>>667193827
she has no limits

>>667193888
Check'd and kek'd

>>667193827
she has ass acne, or worse bedbug bites...

of course she has low fucking standards.
desperate cunt is even willing to let that faggot OP see her nasty stand ass

>>667192568
Well done lad! I'm not a math fag though but some other anons are claiming you did it wrong

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>>667192877

My bad dawg

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>>667193888
Trips and quips.>>667194079

>>667194195
Let's see them titties though

piss in her mouth OP, do it

More math on the tiddies pls OP

gape her asshole

>>667194582
This!

Nice chink eyed puss

>>667194195
Sharpie in pooper

>>667194606
this this this

>>667194195
quality post

>>667189395
Tell her to bleach that brown eye

Tell her to shave her asshole

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>>667194195
Thanks brosef much better!

>>667194195
Just imagined an alternate version of Good Will Hunting where he finishes equations on asses and lost my shit

>>667195681
It's got to be around here somewhere, bro. I'll help you look for it.

>>667194195
cover that ass in ink

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>>667193888

>>667190483
lol OP wears a gshock

what a faggot

is she sleeping?? open that pussy

>>667196057
Ant kek?
Zozzle.

>>667189395
show her feet

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>>667196306

But it's a Casio...

:c

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>>667196616

>>667196472
Never found hi-res version lol

Is OP a chink? His GD certainly is which is cool, but he looks suspiciously yellow

>>667196636
bro. More math on dem tiddies. Sort it out.

>>667196636
Watches are pointless and gay but digital watches are just plain autistic.

>>667196714
benis in vegina pls

>>667189395
You hit it, now quit it.

Or hit it again, like I give a fuck.

>>667196714
footjob maybe?

>>667196714
Moar! What size shoesdoes she wear?

is this her house?? show her panties.
dirty ones

>>667190483
What watch you wearin buddy?

>>667193791
man this guy is so right. do it right now and post pic pls that would be amazing

>>667194606
Nah, he prolly knows neither fundamental thermodynamic equations nor Navier-Stokes.

>>667197021
See
>>667196636
nigger

More?

>>667197058
Well, then we're fucked then, aren't we. ALL I WANT TO SEE IS SOME TITTY EQUATIONS GODDAMNIT

>>667197021
Oh yeah a shitty poor fag their Casio yeah bye loser

>>667197058

Stokes is ezpz vector calc ain't got shit on me boy

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>>667196714
You failed and your girl didn't nut, if she did this shit wouldn't be going down and there would be no thread; she would be on insta or some shit and you would be gaming or, again, some shit.

All that being said let me see a close up of her asshole

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>>667197354
We could help him out a bit. Let's start with incompressible NS

>>667197617

We didn't fuck for her to nut this time

Was all me bb

>>667197408
Wanna do some tensoring? Einstein summation rule? Deep learning? Get at me brosef

>>667192568
You have some nice handwriting anon

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>>667196636
i used to think gshocks were cool too
but then i grew up when i realized how much of a faggot you look like wearing that bulky piece of plastic.

casio isnt something to be proud of.

this what im rocking now, and i only wear it on occasions.

bitchez love it

and it only cost 200 bucks only double what a gshock usualy costs

>>667198331
bitchez love it hahaha

stfu you virgin faggot

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Your really concerned about OP's watch? Who cares if she didn't get off. Hopefully OP did. Today he is not a faggot.

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>>667197354

Here you go! Small titties delivared

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>>667199594
*I* care about OP's watch.

What you rockin' OP? Digital or analogue?

>>667200308
both feet, OP?

Pussy spread wide

>>667200308
lol. that is OP not girlfriend

>>667200308
Fuckin' champion, lad. Nicely done.

>>667200308
>
Is your name Jason? By any chance?

>>667201112
> Look at throat
> No laryngeal prominence
> girl
nigger

>>667200308
size of dem Tities?

>>667201360
was meant for
>>667200969

>>667201360
>implying that matters. Any hole's a goal, m80

>>667200308
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
NIGGA THATS A DUDE!!!!

>>667190483
>>667189395
>>667192568
>>667194195
make sure you wrap it up, don't want you producing more shitskin babies

>>667201599
its not

>>667189395
Is her name Marlene?

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>>667201599

Dude! Put it in her butt!!!!

>>667189395
fuck her again

>>667201938

No it is not.

>>667201112
We highly appreciate the post m8y

>>667201946
>>667201946
put your cock on her face

>>667201946
Hey, Op. She looks familiar. She from Jersey?

Go directly to jail, do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>>667202469

Yes

>>667189395
tell her to shave her ass

Roast beef pussy

>>667201946
>>667200308
>>667198331
>>667196714
>>667196636
>>667194195
>>667192568
>>667190483
>>667189395
Fuck yeah! OP delivers - cheers fella

>>667202772
moar

>>667189395
Op, Is your name Jason??

>>667202924
Also do you have a hockey mask?

>>667203248
Yes.

>>667202924
Yes.

>>667203248
and a dog named 'fag' ?

>>667203248
Also do you drive an Acura?

>>667203372
Yes.

>>667203373
Yes.

>>667202924
>>667203248
how do u know him anon ?

>>667203494
and a small dick named 'Dickley John' ?

>>667203558
I went to highschool with him. That girls still in highschool. He's in his 3rd or 4th year of college.

>>667203800
Yes. What the fuck, are you Nick?

>>667203800
Yes.

>>667203877
Yes.

>>667189395
Get a wire coat hanger. Straighten about ten inches of it with a 1/16" hook at the end. Insert into used vagina and move it around like you are unclogging a stuck drain. This will prevent her from becoming pregnant. Ever. Thank me later.

>>667203939
Close friend of Nick. I'm Dan :)

>>667189395
tell him to get the fuck out

>>667203877
I see. Nice.
What gave away his identity?

>>667204156

I wouldn't believe shit the other anon says

Faggot

>>667203939
This is Steven.

>>667201946
Shit tits
Sorry op
She may be fun if she agreed to be on b but she s got a shit body

>>667200308
That's a dude

>>667204078
> Not sure if elaborate troll or just got lucky

>>667204709
stupid fuck

>>667205067
Troll

>>667205067
Whatever you say bro. You don't have to believe me.

>>667202429
THIS

>>667205405
7/5 brosef

>>667200308
that's some neat fucking writing

>>667189395
Hey, Op. Didnt you do alot of drugs in highscool?

>>667206471
Holy shit. I did. I always loved shooting up some good ol' heroin up my cables. How do you know that?

>>667189395
Take her in to the shop, looks like she's leaking

>>667191182
lol, that is such a juvenile watch too

>>667196636
>2016
>still wearing a watch for other than a fashion statement

>>667189395
Shave that nasty ass!

>>667192568
>>667194195
>>667200308
>>667201946

I dont know what the fuck any of this means but kudos on having a chill gf, letting you write on her and shit.

tell her she's cool.

>>667196306
The faggot you refer to has just pumped his hot semen into the vaginal cavity of a young lady. SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT. This is a big deal, sir!

>>667202272
fuck off moisio

>>667189395
It's funny because if anon knew who you actually are that shit should get around. Hopefully he doesn't actually know you, cancer.

>>667207290

>moisio

lolwut.jpg

Faggot from Garbage Grove living with his "Nana." ... time to beg for forgiveness Lil Dip(shit)er

That pussy is beat, is she a fucking midget?

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>>667208182
Nah

>>667208537
who's birthday?

>>667208537
Nice SNES bro

>>667208537
Holy shit, what in the flying fuck are THOSE

>>667208537
OP DELIVER MORE!!!!!!
that last pic got my dick soft

>>667208537
so you fucked because it was a birthday?

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>>667208919
Thanks bro, got it for 10 bucks

>>667209040
Here you go friend

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>>667209973
Yeah

I got her a bunch of wires

>>667189395
Bath!

>>667210366
who's B-day?

>>667210610

My pet turtle's

>>667210123
Op, how old are you?

How big is your dick OP?

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>>667189395

>>667192568
Nice.... FTOC

>>667210123
OP is your name Eric ? Your ball hairs tell me your an Eric

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>>667210887
5.

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>>667207031
Youre a dumb nigger. Get an education

>>667202693
I agree.

Op here. Dubs decide what I do with my turtle

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>>667211233

You're not OP ;D

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>>667200308
your gf might be a bf op

>>667211101
>dumb nigger
from the department of redundancy department

>>667208537
did you give her your super nintendo for your birthday? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

beat the shit out of her

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>>667211101

(obligatoty rhetorical insult equating math skills with autism)
I am educated(ish) Math was just boring to me. I'm sure it's super duper interesting to you but... meh I don't need college level mathematics in everyday life.

Kudos to you for being able to read it though.

>>667211992
>dumb nigger
>ehrmagerd he called me autistic

Bro get a fucking grip. Vietnamese kids are mastering College Algebra by the age of 13.

The language of Mathematics is nothing what plebs like you think it is.

Get an aids test

Roast beef pussy yikes

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>>667212367

either way, glad you feel superior for being able to count beans n shit.

>>667212367
>studying math is worth only if youre going for novel prize core
Nice trash escort OP

>>667212367
dumb nigger

>>667212801

Mathematics at this point to me, is as spiritual as religion once was when I was a young boy.

The amount of beauty and philosophy that arises when we 'count beans' unveils the true face of God.

>>667200308
You need to do some push-ups, OP.

>>667200308
OP JUST SHOW US A PICTURE OF HER FACE!!

>>667213265

now I know you're just fucking with me

>>667210123
>he shaves his balls

Roll over and go to sleep

>>667213896
is it on the list?

>>667213801

Nope. I've discovered what truly makes me happy in life.

I don't care whether I'm rich or drowning in pussy,

Doing Math and showing others the beauty of the processes of problem solving is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Pre-algebra, Complex Analysis, Calculus, Topology, proofs idgaf