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>>666829363 NOT REALLY FAGGOT. PORN HAS A SET, DIRECTOR, MAKEUP, FLUFFERS, AND LOTS OF VIAGRA. THEY CUT AND RESHOOT SCENES AND EDIT OUT THE SHIT PARTS. LOOK UP PORN BLOOPERS. THATS MORE LIKE REAL SEX. OR JUST WATCH AMATEUR SHIT. IDGAF
>>666828764 I found a woman with whom I have the best sex of my life. I fuck her like a whore, I beat her, spit in her face, I choke her, cum on her face and in her mouth. The only thing she hasn't given me yet is her ass. But to answer your question: My sex is better than pornos.
>>666829546 My first time which was about two weeks ago wasnt all that awkward. She sucked my dick, pushed me on the bed, straddled me, and we fucked for about a hour and a half. Came twice, she came once. And on a bright note I learned these condoms were too small (havent worn them before so didnt know what size I needed). Are these regular sized or smaller than normal? I'm not sure what to buy.
>>666828764 No nothing at all like porn. It's more like let's watch Netflix... Snuggle... Awkward boner pressing into ass... Wandering hands... Feel her all over... Rub pussy on top of pants... Undue pants rub pussy over panties... Get her wet... Stick a finger in and then do that... Suck a tit while you are there... Pretty soon take ur pants off and fuck her. Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy. I'm gonna be fuckin some chick I know tonight. I'm getting shitfaced and just gonna fuck her like the Apple fucked me by not making their computers waterproof. Real hard. Don't cry after you cum. Just weird.
Porn and sex are very different- sex is a lot more messy and unplanned, which is why many people are disappointed with their first time- it's nothing like porn at all, which is what they grew up with for years of their life. You definitely need to wear a condom unless you are 100% certain that she's on birth control and doesn't have any nasty diseases. The foreplay generally takes more time than the actual intercourse, you can't just go down on her for a minute and expect her to be ready to fuck.
not really, it's a lot more intimate of its with someone you really like. you're gonna lose your balance, laugh, get tired, get cramps, and you might even get bored. your first time is probably not gonna be that good. just practice and don't do everything you've seen in porn. go slow and do your thing :)
>>666830952 It's funny "average" size condoms are actually small... "Large" condoms are actually normal. The manufactures found out selling "small" condoms were hurting their business so they skip small to make dudes feel like they have more then a dick that closely resembles an oversized clit. Look it up bitches. Lol.
>>666828764 most girls do not enjoy giving a blowjob. Most girls do not have any interest in anal, and most certainly don't like facials. If you can find a girl who likes these things then I suppose it might just be like porn.
>>666831480 maybe im lucky to get 1 of "the good ones" or i have a very high tolerance. that type is literally always horny, the kind which wants to suck you off during a 20sec elevator ride and fuck you on a 10min bus trip. it's what every porn addict would wanna have. haven't gotten any tumors or other medical conditions yet from her daddy kinks but maybe i'll get there.
>>666828764 generally, no. However, on rare occasions your stamina might be really compatible with theirs and the whole experience is as thrilling and flows as well as it looks like in pornos. One time I was lucky enough to be in a threesome and got both of the girls off before I was done. That was super lucky though, I've had plenty more times where it was disappointing or awkward.
First time is never like porn. I did have a first with a girl who was totally wild. Started out rubbing back. Led to kiss on top of head. We wandered back to room and kissed. After making out for a long time she said she should go to her room. I asked her to sleep with me, no sex, just sleep. She agreed. Once in bed we began kissing and rubbing on each other. Soon she was riding my cock like a cowgirl. It was the wildest, most erotic experience of my life. I have had crazy girls give blowjobs and fuck in tubs and shit like that but never anything as lust-filled as that night.
>>666830410 make sure you two build up on the foreplay before you have sex. bring more than one condom. if it's not at either of your houses bring something to clean up with... bring snacks! just kidding :)
>>666828764 lazy sex is best sex porn sex takes too muh energy i've went on 3-4 day fucking sprees witmy gfs back in HS and that shit takes way too much effort, literally 0% chance i'd be able to do it now cause no fucking physical endurance
sup guys I'm pretty new to sex, and everytime I'm in bed with my girlfriend, and start fingering her, my dick becomes diamonds, and the moment that she's actually starting to touch my dick, I'll be almost ready to cum already. How the fuck do I fix this? I've tried doing math in my head and shit but nothing is helping.
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