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is sex really anything like in the pornos?
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is sex really anything like in the pornos?
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>>666828764
GOD DAMN WHO IS SHE ?!?!?!?!
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>>666828764
Holy fuck I'm 100% sure she goes to my local meditation centre
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>>666829300
>>666829011
>>666828912
ANSWER THE FUKIN QUESTION
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>>666829363
who is she?
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>>666828764
no.
what sucks is that people dont know what normal sex is and were pressured into doing something like a porno.
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>>666828764
No, first time is going to be awkward af
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>>666829363
I'm going tomorrow night if she's there I'll see if it's her
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>>666828764
Sometimes it is

usually it is not
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>>666828764
>>666829363
Who is that girl?
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>>666829363
NOT REALLY FAGGOT. PORN HAS A SET, DIRECTOR, MAKEUP, FLUFFERS, AND LOTS OF VIAGRA. THEY CUT AND RESHOOT SCENES AND EDIT OUT THE SHIT PARTS. LOOK UP PORN BLOOPERS. THATS MORE LIKE REAL SEX. OR JUST WATCH AMATEUR SHIT. IDGAF
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>>666829363
You don't have to be that angry, you virgin fag
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>>666828764
no, ofcourse not. In pornos everything is rehearsed and prepared and each shot is done multiple times,and everything is exagerated and fake.
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>>666828764
Almost never. For many people never actually. Its nice but im already sick of it. Fapping is easier and faster and if u can do it a few times a day im content.
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here
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>>666828764
I found a woman with whom I have the best sex of my life.
I fuck her like a whore, I beat her, spit in her face, I choke her, cum on her face and in her mouth. The only thing she hasn't given me yet is her ass. But to answer your question: My sex is better than pornos.
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>>666829546
My first time which was about two weeks ago wasnt all that awkward. She sucked my dick, pushed me on the bed, straddled me, and we fucked for about a hour and a half. Came twice, she came once. And on a bright note I learned these condoms were too small (havent worn them before so didnt know what size I needed). Are these regular sized or smaller than normal? I'm not sure what to buy.
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>>666828764
No nothing at all like porn. It's more like let's watch Netflix... Snuggle... Awkward boner pressing into ass... Wandering hands... Feel her all over... Rub pussy on top of pants... Undue pants rub pussy over panties... Get her wet... Stick a finger in and then do that... Suck a tit while you are there... Pretty soon take ur pants off and fuck her. Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy. I'm gonna be fuckin some chick I know tonight. I'm getting shitfaced and just gonna fuck her like the Apple fucked me by not making their computers waterproof. Real hard. Don't cry after you cum. Just weird.
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>porn
Dick goes in vagina
>real life
Dick goes in vagina

How can you not figure this out by yourself retard?
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not op but kailee grey, thank me later
imgur com/a/jyZpA
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>>666830054
No you're not lol.
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do girls take charge during sex or should the guy be the dominant one?

this girl wants to fuck me tmr but im a virgin fag
idk what to do
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>>666828764

No, not at all.

Still good, though.
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>>666830410
Don't be a pussy, let her make the first move then you take charge.
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>>666830284
this guy gets it
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>>666830410
Depends on the girl

My girl took charge and it was great. She was experienced while I was not.
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>>666829300
"local meditation center" kek
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>>666830715
This
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just use a ziplock bag with rubber bands ya fuckin goober
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>>666829617

This. You have to put some effort into it to go porn-style.
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>>666830261

Just go for large size condoms. I like Magnums, any brand will serve just fine.

If you're anything like me, your big problem with the standard size is too much tightness at the base of the rubber, right? That's really where Magnums differ from other condoms.
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>>666830261
i fuck during 2 month non stp^, have a dick the size of the big ben, and I fuck top models and your mom.
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>>666830261
take a picture of the front of the box you autist
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Porn and sex are very different- sex is a lot more messy and unplanned, which is why many people are disappointed with their first time- it's nothing like porn at all, which is what they grew up with for years of their life. You definitely need to wear a condom unless you are 100% certain that she's on birth control and doesn't have any nasty diseases. The foreplay generally takes more time than the actual intercourse, you can't just go down on her for a minute and expect her to be ready to fuck.
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>>666830410
find a sub babygirl with daddy issues and you dont have to worry about things like that, just fuck her however, whenever and as much as you like.
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>>666830261
You use condoms like a pussy... Make her use dental dams bitch.
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Sex is gross. Body odors, bodily fluids, etc. Icky cleanup.

Leave the real life girls for the plebs and concentrate on Second Life.
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not really, it's a lot more intimate of its with someone you really like. you're gonna lose your balance, laugh, get tired, get cramps, and you might even get bored. your first time is probably not gonna be that good. just practice and don't do everything you've seen in porn. go slow and do your thing :)
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>>666830952
It's funny "average" size condoms are actually small... "Large" condoms are actually normal. The manufactures found out selling "small" condoms were hurting their business so they skip small to make dudes feel like they have more then a dick that closely resembles an oversized clit. Look it up bitches. Lol.
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>>666831121
i rummaged through on Kik and realised those kinda girls would just make me die inside at the end and every day
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>>666830300
Liar
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who's the girl ?
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>>666831410
I'm sure you're single or soon will be. "Get bored in bed" lol. Get cramps? Wtf. Are u a chick?
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depends whether you're fuckin or makin love. there's a difference
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>>666830952
Thanks. Yeah I couldnt even fit the band around my head completely well fully enlarged. It was a funny/awkward moment when she tried to put it on me and couldnt fit it on lol
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>>666831469

Makes sense. Wish that information was more widely available, though - when I first started having sex I kept losing wood halfway through and thought there was something wrong with me.

Switched to large-size condoms and finally started to enjoy myself.
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>>666831614
it happens sometimes. have you never had rigorous sex??
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>>666828764
most girls do not enjoy giving a blowjob. Most girls do not have any interest in anal, and most certainly don't like facials. If you can find a girl who likes these things then I suppose it might just be like porn.
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>>666831872

Pretty much this...
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>>666831853
That guy doesn't get cramps masturbating into his anime body pillow so he thinks he knows everything.
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>>666830284
I've got to stop crying. Fuck
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>>666831853
She looks like a blowup doll
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>>666831614
>not getting cramps
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>>666831480
maybe im lucky to get 1 of "the good ones" or i have a very high tolerance. that type is literally always horny, the kind which wants to suck you off during a 20sec elevator ride and fuck you on a 10min bus trip. it's what every porn addict would wanna have. haven't gotten any tumors or other medical conditions yet from her daddy kinks but maybe i'll get there.
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>>666831410
MLP t-shirt, kek
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>>666828764
generally, no.
However, on rare occasions your stamina might be really compatible with theirs and the whole experience is as thrilling and flows as well as it looks like in pornos.
One time I was lucky enough to be in a threesome and got both of the girls off before I was done. That was super lucky though, I've had plenty more times where it was disappointing or awkward.
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>>666830410
Just stop being a babby. Do what feels good and try to make her feel good. don't take the situation too seriously. People fuck all the time, nothing new.
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>>666831872
believe you just know the wrong girls. most girls i know prefer giving blow jobs of penetration and have no problem taking loads
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>>666829011
>>666829363
>>666829300
>>666829462
>>666829727
Charlotte Vassallo
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>>666829011
google says Charlotte Vassallo
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First time is never like porn. I did have a first with a girl who was totally wild. Started out rubbing back. Led to kiss on top of head. We wandered back to room and kissed. After making out for a long time she said she should go to her room. I asked her to sleep with me, no sex, just sleep. She agreed. Once in bed we began kissing and rubbing on each other. Soon she was riding my cock like a cowgirl. It was the wildest, most erotic experience of my life. I have had crazy girls give blowjobs and fuck in tubs and shit like that but never anything as lust-filled as that night.
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>>666832789
did you fuck your mom or your sister?
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>tfw cumming in your pants before her hand even touched your dick

Am I the only one here who had this problem the first couple of times?
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>>666830410
make sure you two build up on the foreplay before you have sex. bring more than one condom. if it's not at either of your houses bring something to clean up with... bring snacks! just kidding :)
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>>666829363
>penis in vagina

Yes pretty ,uch you terrible virgin faggot
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>>666828764
no, but guys try to make it out like it is but it just hurts the relationship.
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>>666828764

I have all of her videos, lol.
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>>666828764
lazy sex is best sex
porn sex takes too muh energy
i've went on 3-4 day fucking sprees witmy gfs back in HS and that shit takes way too much effort, literally 0% chance i'd be able to do it now cause no fucking physical endurance
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sup guys I'm pretty new to sex, and everytime I'm in bed with my girlfriend, and start fingering her, my dick becomes diamonds, and the moment that she's actually starting to touch my dick, I'll be almost ready to cum already. How the fuck do I fix this? I've tried doing math in my head and shit but nothing is helping.
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>>666832712
>>666829011
>>666829363
>>666829300
>>666829462
>>666829727

You're welcome

http://xyu.tv/video/86387/
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