How can I secretly make my girlfriend fatter? She has a big ass and the winter has been great for her getting a bit of a belly (pic related), but I'd love to secretly contribute to her putting on more weight.
Why do you want to destroy perfection?
You fucking moron
As much as I disagree because she has an amazing body, start using coconut oil in all her food, shits money for bulking.
Discusting. Weight gain is nasty. Damages the body and weakens the soul. You should be ashamed anon you have a secy lady who could tone some of that winter fat your packing onto her
I bought this dutch soylent knockoff just to try it out.
Taste like thin oatmeal, but holy shit those protein farts.
Oh, I know. But I like watching people get butthurt. She's actually a marathon biker and will lose all the winter weight once the weather warms up.
>inb4 hurr durr I was onl y joking
Break up with her and get a fatass girlfriend.
buy her poptarts. make homemade chinese food (everything gets pretty much individually fried in oil. salt and sugar added, high carb high fat high calorie meals, high protein usually helps to put on weight too) take her out to get milkshakes a few times a week (extra 1k cal rite ther)
Watch the episode of Malcolm in the middle where Hal makes Lois fatter.
do more for her so she moves less ad try your best to include more fat stuff without anyone noticing. If you do not drink water with a meal, there is more room for food, use bigger plates so the food looks smaller but you can increase the food amount, add creme to coffee, drink 2% milk because milk has a lot of fat, use creatine, and make sure she gets quality sleep
Replace the contents with real butter.
She'll never know the difference.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,my girlfriend once wanted me to make her hot chocolate,i was out of chocolate tho and too bored to go and buy one.So what i did was to use a supplement with chocolate favor.
She liked it but man,the farts...When you sleep you have no control of it..it was fucking painful,her perfect ass was wasted for eternity.
And I appreciate that people are still ignoring that the OP Is just bored shitposting.
She in her late teens? Early 20s?
This is the time when 90% of Americans gain weight... and not just a bit of weight but a good 20+.
Your metabolism is slowing and American diets are mostly shitty and beginning to catch up. You've moved out and likely eat a lot of fast food or quick and easy (but highly caloric) meals.
Anyone who's in their late 20s or older will see first hand that most of your high school friends have became fat people as adults.
With her current body type a weight gain is incoming regardless of what you do (unless if she is always making a point of eating healthy and going to the gym). Just eat unhealthy meals with her. She could actually be a for real fat girl in about 2 years and probably will be without help.
yeah man i just finished reading the comments,i wish one day i can shitpost like you.Btw she is already fat,if you feed her all this crap then you have ruined her life,even she gets lose the weight the scars will be all over her and they will make her miserable.
Word, fair play. I don't feed her shit, though. She really lose the weight as it warms up though (i don't care, it's body, as long as she's happy and knows how to maintain herself) and her legs are basically solid iron biking muscles, I think she could actually crush my face.
Whoah! Holy moly! Dat Ass!
My GF gained a Little bit over the holidays in demecbre too and is now complaining, that she became fat (she weighs 60kg at 1.70 Meters) but her butt became even more awesome!
Right? As long as a girl has a body that distributes weight well, I don't mind a little seasonal fluctuation. Everything goes to her ass first so I'm not complaining.
> how do I secretly make my girlfriends self esteem and personal image plummet into the gutter while simultaneously allowing the nation's health care costs rise with her blood pressure.
As a fat fuck. You are a disgrace
Plenty. She loves taking pictures and likes me to post them around.
tell her she looks fat, and should start watching her weight. This can have an opposite affect and make her start putting on more weight. She will perhaps binge eat because she feels self conscious.
You're both retarded
Word. Feel free to talk about what youd do to her or stuff, I dig it. I'd post videos, but I'm at work.
She actually loves quickies. She likes to just be used and cummed inside of. So not a bad plan, heh.
She also likes to fuck outside.
Well feel free to cum tribute her pictures. I love that shit.
Friendly reminder that op is a shitpost.
She has a great asshole. Like, top notch.
Sneak in butter into everything you cook. Eat more fast food. Do everything you can to avoid doing anything physical. Any time she mentions the gym suggest something to do with her. Fast food then chill at home watching a movie.
No bjs cause thatd show her face, but I could pull some fucking stills from videos in a bit.
Huh, surprisingly I don't have any just standing nude photos of her. Here's one that's sans pants at least.
If this thread hasn't been pruned by the time I get home, I'll blur some pics, but I'm on my phone right now.
We're actually working up to it with plugs right now, she's very tight and sensitive, but she's into it.
Since this is apparently that kind of thread now, if anyone has a kik I'll write it down and send videos later if you want. In returned I'd only ask for dick pics, cum tributes, or equivalent gf pics.
God does it ever...Put 125 on my ex wife While Only took 35 over 10 years
I mean a phone movie of me fucking her in the woods.
The TYPE of food you eat has nothing to do with WHERE your body stores the fat. That's genetic, man.
Before you morons jump all over me, I'm not talking about stupid fat bitches going all "muh genetics". I'm just talking about where on your body you're gonna blimp out if you let yourself gain weight.
Also, don't take ANY fucking health advice from any fucking Indians. They brush their teeth with water straight from the Ganges river. The same river that they use for corpse disposal. Picture is absolutely related.
At work on my phone so I can't do it atm (not gonna use work WiFi for this and don't want to waste that much data)
I think I have a vid with her breasts on my tablet at home.
Guys I'll try to post more during work, but if this gets pruned before works over I'll post duplicates of these pictures in one of the pics you're not supposed to share threads or gf threads. Also, my kik offer stands if you see me posting any of these again sometime. This is fun.
Don't actually have one yet, I was going to make one when I got home.
Fucking. Crazy. She's super submissive 90% of the time, likes to be choked out and spanked hard, tied up, pretend-rape, the whole shebang. Then if you get her super drunk she'll suddenly turn into the aggressor. Its pretty neat. She also sucks dick like a champ.
Bumping for interest, if thread 404s make a new one when you get home and make a group to post that shit in or just dump your kik so we can add you
OP IS A FAGGOT THE PICTURES AREN'T EVEN THE SAME BITCH!
Ok, op here. My kik is now JustForAnons. I won't respond much right now, but you can add me if you want. Anyone who listed their kik has been written down.
Honestly I've posted most of the good pics, but I'll keep it going and send kik videos after work. Cool?
I'll also try to take more pictures and stuff from,now on since people seem,interested in her.