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Can /b/ tell me if this is piss?

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Can /b/ tell me if this is piss?
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lol. the dildo is stained brown as if the shit skin color is wearing off onto the dildo
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>>666769850
this
>>666769920

the dildo is causing friction and taking her skin with it. Nummy nummy pooskin bitch
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It comes from the bladder/urethra. Its not the same as regular piss, and there you enter the world of semantics. Make of it what you will.
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Its NIGGER piss!
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>>666770244
when i piss whatever that doesn't look like regular piss... it's still piss.
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Why not just give us the sauce instead of debating?
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>>666769850
lick it and find out..
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Yes it is. When a woman really squirts it's not that much.
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>>666769850
as someone who has fucked a squirter, that shits piss yo

honestly best way to tell is smell, smells like piss shits piss, has no piss smell shit aint piss
easy
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>>666769850
what a lucky piece of furniture that antique chair is
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>>666769850
Yeah, it's piss. Group of scientists did MRI scans of squirters' bladders, and tested the ejaculate. The women peed first, got an MRI to confirm their bladder was empty, then got off in the machine. MRI showed the bladder filling with fluid, and empty again after the woman ejaculated.

Testing of the fluid passed revealed to be urine.

BUT

Testing also showed there was often a protein-based fluid present that matched what is secreted by the male prostate and eventually becomes ejaculate after a bunch of enzymes and sperm are added.

>tl;dr if she squirts like that, it's 99% pee, if she squirts a thick white fluid very similar to semen, it came from her bladder but it's not pee.
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she doin weewee
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>>666770518
nigger
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>>666770917

Female ejaculate can cure a vast spectrum of physical maladies and may even be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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>>666770706
If she's well hydrated and has a decent diet her urine will be clear, no odour and close to indistinguishable from water. You know how doctors say you should drink at least a litre of water a day? Well, you don't and your yellow stinky piss is the result of your body trying to clean toxic waste from your blood using the small amount of water you take in every day.
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>>666771094

KEK
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What a way to ruin a nice piece of furniture.
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>>666769850
they've done pretty exhaustive scientific studies on the issue. some women do secrete small amounts of milky ejaculate substance, but 100% of the cases of "squirting" they studies turned out to be involuntary urination.

also in porn it's not even involuntary. several porn stars interviewed have clearly stated that 'squirting' porn is literally just pissing.

>>666770706
if you're well-hydrated urine doesn't have a smell.
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all white males need to fuck superior blacks so we can breed out our nasty colour
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>>666769850
That chair doesn't go with the rest of the room decor at all.

And yes, that is piss
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>>666771439
>some women do secrete small amounts of milky ejaculate substance
not from urethra tho
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>>666771528

It's not quite piss, you see, as it is imbued with magical properties and tastes quite good.
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>>666769850
Sauce please
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>>666771704
see >>666770917
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>>666771716
so if i add spice to my piss, you'll love it?
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>>666769850
Oh, she's pissing alright.
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>>666769850
Nope, it's squirt. My wife squirts also. Its not the same, squirt has sweet taste very different from piss (I've tried both several times)
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>>666769850
>mfw nigger pussy lips are black, like dog mouth lips
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Ye comprehend not these sacred meatsheath milks. I laugh at thee, as the sage laughs at fools in darkness.
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