Hey, lady of the birth day thread. There's some things I wanted to ask you, is there any way I can chat with you? Maybe whatsapp or facebook.
I wouldn't mind posting my facebook here, I don't give a fuck.
Please, tell me you are still here :(
How fucking low can a man sink? Like jeez what the fuck is wrong with you m8?
You bassically just got rejected.
>Im done for today
Yet shes still on 4chan
holy shit , this is pathetic even for 4chan standards toppest kek
I know, but I still wanted to give it a try
I can't fucking talk to girls in real life, if I can't do this shit over some completely anonymous thread means Im the most stupid fuck ever
>Do you t-t-t-think I could have your facebook mayb-b-b-be?
Pic related, it's OP
Better? What is better? Just because I meet someone in real life means im sociably acceptable?
I don't know man, theres this full kind of people who tells you all this stuff
"Anon, you have to be this way" or "Anon, you should be doing this"
I just wanna talk for a bit, I almost never leave my room on the weekends and when I do I feel extremely awkward
that's it, boys
Oh, OP. :p
Anyway, like I said in the last thread, I'm not much of a chatter. I have Kik, but I take forever to respond because the idea of constant contact with someone triggers my introvertedness or whatever. Idk.
If you don't mind getting an answer maybe once every few minutes to half an hour, then that's fine with me. Don't say I didn't warn you though.
No not like that dude, you put the detication and effort into learning an instrument. Just by doing that, you have the capacity at overcoming those moments of "I hate this, I think it's better if I stop."
Think of all the struggles you went through moving your fingers in that awkward position. Think of all the moments you had to build that calice, but then you smiled when you learned how to play that first song by heart.
Just push yourself the same way you did in the beginning when you picked up that guitar. When you strummed that first chord.
I'm saying that you got this in the bag because you have the capacity to overcome. You just need time and practice.
Again, you got this in the bag. :)
Sorry. Hating constant contact means I keep my forms of contact limited.
It was plenty of other people's birthday anyway. Win-win.
Well, I mean, this is no longer a birthday thread, so the latter isn't really valid. Lol
Also, I've been kind of doing this here since 2005... I don't think I'll ever stop forever.
I've been doing 'cam work' for years now, on and off. Why do you think I got dressed after the thread 404'd? Lol
Butt repost because eating currently.
Oh, no. I'm not anywhere near that professional.
Haha, no. I own three large-breed puppies. They tend to throw each other into me a lot.
like I said in the other thread, would definitely bang this tight pussy.
I'll keep that in mind. :)
I have Skype, technically, but I never log into it. It annoys me.
Started much later. I was the ugly duckling in HS.
Damn, you probably have a good looking face based off what little I've seen.
I bet you are the type of person who is distant from others and uses other ways to connect, like sex.
Is it a defense mechaism you know of or have you been like this
All the faggots in the thread talking like its real life in hopes shell think theyre different and keep contact and eventally fall for them. i used to talk the way all of you are when i was 16 and desperate to seem cool and collected.
she will never care about you. youre random internet people with blank slates for faces. chill out. this whole thread= max kek.
I have a 6 inch dick, would you let me fuck you?
Lol. Why is it that a guy can be an introvert no-questions-asked, but when a chick says she is, suddenly we have to get to the bottom of it?
Seriously, I'm just your average introvert. I have animals because I can't stand people for long periods of time. My social interactions are limited to the internet, so I stay inside all day, every day. I like it this way. I hate the phone constantly ringing, and notifications going off; people wanting to hang out, or needing someone to talk to, or whatever. I like my peace and quiet. That's why I like /b/ so much. The time I spend chatting with you lasts until the thread 404s, then I can be done with it and move onto the next thing.
Its not the cause of some traumatic event in my life, or whatever. It's just how I am. I'm ok with it. :)
That was more words than it needed to be. I'm curing a hangover with rum.
The pic happened before the bruise.
(no kik guy here) see, that's why you intrigue me, except the difference for me is that I like having friends online, I guess it just wont work out =\
It's hard to find other introverted people, for obvious reasons.
I'm so fucking quiet chicks ask me too all the time why the fuck I don't talk. Stop talking out of your ass about double standards you don't know shit about, stupid fking baka-senpai.
>tfw you're one of the few who equally hate camwhores and males who enable female attention whore behavior
>without thinking it's a root cause on one specific side
Newfags are cringeworthy to see too. I realize complaining about this on /b/ of all places is futile but newfags spread their contamination to every other board as well.
OP, you should suffer from lead poisoning at 365 m/s.
I don't know, there's always people trying to find out the reason to everything because they take change in attitude and all that shit as improvement. I believe some things are meant to be, and that's it. That is why I created the thread.
I don't want to be that guy who is secretly your prince and soul mate because I seriously doubt I can be that person for anyone
I'm sorry. I'm just not the type. Unless you ever watch me cam. I'm extremely friendly on cam (and not even for tokens, lol).
I don't know who did it. They're all one big tornado that follows my ankles around when I'm walking.
I think it's because I'm pretty submissive when it comes to guys, so sometimes it's nice to take the wheel. I just like the surprise- the look of ''omg is this really happening to me''. Maybe I do kind of have a thing for the young-looking HS outcasts.
I would have been a HS teacher had I known I'd turn out this way. Wont even lie.
(no kik guy here) Yeah, I'd watch, and I applaud you for that whole no tokens thing more than you know. Making friends on /b/ is usually a longshot anyway. But some introverted girl that doesn't immediately dismiss virgin guys? idk,, just wanted to see what you were like as a person lol So where exactly do you go for that type of thing? I'm only on /b/ rarely.
I'm saying girls do this to me in real life. So fuck your stupid idea that it only happens to girls and fuck you for taking a simple question meant to relate to you and getting all defensive. Go read up on some feminist rhetoric, maybe that will make you feel better.
I must say, you've got a nice introvert's body. I was glad that today was a day to pay attention to /b/. And I like your forward honesty. Please, continue showing us more. Use that sharpie from earlier up in this thread, stick it in that pussy of yours and spread those lips.
That is your command, since you say you're a subby one.
As a person? If I don't know you, I've been described as 'frigid' and 'disinterested'. If I know you decently well, I'm pretty fucking cool, I'm told.
I think I'm pretty alright.
...did you not notice that I have a vagina?
I mean, ok, that's cool, but I've never met you, so I've done nothing to you. Enjoy your rage-fest. <3
I'm too ignorant to form a valid opinion on the subject of politics.
Yeah, not that kind of sub. I don't take orders whenever someone barks them.
Vaginas looks weird like this.
Makes sense. I was actually told there's some Aussie Shep in them.
How do you know what you've done to me? You don't even know me.
Really? In that case I don't know how you have time to play on 4chan, those dogs are super energetic, and you got 3 of them. Wait until they grow bigger you will need to wear hockey pads on your legs.
I'm pretty much that way, don't really trust anybody, quiet. But if people gave a crap to get to know me (or I even let them) they'd see how chill I am. I think I intimidate people away maybe. For the most part I'm okay with that, weeds out judgmental people.
Aye, fair enough, not that kind of sub. But, that's quite alright. You already did half of that request anyway.
Now, as a favor for all the anons in this thread, do you happen to do chaturbate? And if so, would you share your chaturbate name?
Every time an average girl comes on /b/ shit like this happens.
Can someone explain why?
Surely theyve seen a skinny female before. They dont even know anything about the bitch and theyre dumping all their insecurities on her already.
I don't need your love and deceit, you and me...
She's met people from /soc/ before and fucked them. Definitely a whore, anon.
Newfags. And 'normal' guys are generally indoctrinated by society to treat women like angels.
>26yo kissless virgin
>have important exam tommorow (if I fail it I'm done)
>instead of learning spend all time on 4chan arguing on /lit/ and talking to some camwhore (no offense) because it is the closest thing to genuine human interaction I had this month
Its just the two Aussie (maybe) mutts, and a Pit.
Never liked Reddit.
Chaturbate, Cam4, and MFC are all too professional now. Amateurs like me can't compete.
Actually, you're pretty late to the game. They've asked a lot of questions. Lol
Only person I met from /soc/ was undies.jpg. We attempted a threesome with my bf at the time, but he fell asleep instead. I fucked her for free, so def not a whore. Only other person was the dude from /b/ I dated (also for free) for two years.
If anything, I'm more of a retired slut. Gonna stay abstinent for a while.
(no kik guy here) same age, still a virgin, have kissed girls though, these days I'm just too introverted/lazy to get out of the house, no real idea how to even put myself into social situations, volunteer perhaps? IDFK, but I feel ya, breh.
lol. MFC maybe, but they've always been semi-pro. i reckon you'd be extremely successful on chaturbate. it's still mostly mediocre chicks on the solo side, and you're definitely a cut above mediocre.
Its been quite a while. I broke it off with my last FuBu a while ago.
I lurked on there for a few days and it's the same chicks with 3k+ people in their rooms on the front page every time. I can't do anything with 3k people. Haha.
Difficult to get a pic of her sitting still, so this is when she was about 2 months old. She's 7 months now.
>I can't do anything with 3k people.
what do you mean by this? that you get shy in front of such a crowd? considering you'd end up with several more thousand than that, maybe it isn't for you. i suppose making thousands of dollars a week for doing literally nothing but playing with yourself on cam isn't for everyone.
(no kik guy here) So I made a..spare steam acct (steamcommunity/profiles/76561198280597215) if that's ever a thing. Where exactly do you cam? I'm kinda glad you aren't mfc, those people are kinda exploitative tbh...
I have no idea.
Awh, thanks for the confidence boost. I'll look into getting an account.
I'm better at nudes. I sit still when I tell myself to.
Just seems like a lot of conflicting requests to fulfill.
I'm on some shitty hipster site. I only like it because it reminds me of Tinychat; the good ole days on /b/.
Neat. If you do it in the time before this thread dies, then post your chaturbate name here. You'll probably immediately get some followers from here, including myself.
Meanwhile, think we can get a spread of that nice ass?
(no kik guy here)Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy
that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncrasy of
your body and your sweet skin... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing
verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful look of your skin and how it lend to the vision of you
represented in his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of grays, but shows the contrast
between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture,
how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal
and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such
as this. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through /b/. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!
Write me whenever you feel it to (naruto.smith at gmail dot com) i will be waiting for you no matter how long it takes
....ok, nvm, I liked it better before. Lol
Something like that. At least they were all huge, right? :)
>conflicting requests to fulfill.
you only fulfill requests for people who tip certain amounts. every girl i've seen on there has moderators who mute and ban requesters who don't tip. or you set up the trendy shit like token keno, "x at y goals" etc. it's really not as difficult as you're trying to make it out to be. shrug.
You're going to be paying for it anyways. Whores make it feel like they aren't doing it for the money. The good ones don't act like its a business, and some of them even enjoy it. Whores are awesome.
call girls or sugarbabies is what you're thinking of. whores are the girls who grimace at your fat stomach and limp dick and look miserable while you're apologizing for your inadequacies to them.
But....I already did...
I don't like being one of those girls who can't have any fun without demanding tokens.
Look into BlueStacks.
Fuck these Captchas
I might as well not even bother with the identifier with these jokers on /b/ ...that's some smartphone emulator if I remember correctly....sigh. Too much effort if you're insinuating what I think. >_<
then don't demand tokens. those horny fucks will throw money at you regardless. it just works better if you give them structure and incentive, and you avoid the hassle of feeling obligated to fulfill requests to people who weren't going to tip you in the first place. whatever. you clearly have make believe excuses for everything. it isn't for you. shrug.
He had me hold up a towel.
I'm not quite sure I understand...
Lol, you seem irritated. I'm just contributing to the conversation. Not everything a woman says is an excuse. It will be ok. <3
Anyway, yeah, I'm glad you're not into the whole token thing and that you just do this because you enjoy it, not to gain financially from someone else. I can at least respect that. Though, if I was a girl I could see the draw; tons of stupid guys with a loose grip on their money...good for you for not being that way though, even if people think you're an "attention whore" here :P
I also mentioned I barely leave my apartment. Lol.
Oh, no, don't get it twisted. Camming is my only job. I'm into the token thing, I just hate those chicks who sit there on cam and require a tip just to breathe, or say someone's username.
random guy here, saw thread and was like wtf
do u keep mailing lists? would like to talk on-off whenever,
i find your attitude a bit intriguing
can dump mail here but need a confirm
OP calls out introvert cam girl.
OP gets mad shamed by other /b/ vultures
Introvert cam girl actually notices and starts up again
Entire thread now transfixed
I guess you guys owe that faggot OP.
I also like how this girl has a perfect body, but is stick with a personality least conducive to forming a relationship, on /b/ no less, where legions of faceless betas are looking for some fairytail hookup with a girl like this.
It's like the most cruel and /b/ irony of a thread ever.
Also: Captcha was cookies.
>I just hate those chicks who sit there on cam and require a tip just to breathe, or say someone's username.
we must be seeing different girls, cause none of the top girls on any of the sites i'm on are like that. most guys actually hate that kind of entitled attitude.
Meh, well then to each their own, when I was younger I spent way too much at a stripclub once, kinda learned my lesson after that. You don't think that's a sustainable career do you? for the long term... Some really take it too far though...they want people to "pay" to be their friend and shit...impudent people...
Sorry, you won't find any (You) here. Just a casual observer.
Uhm, I don't really do email (I have not looked at my email account in forever), so I'd likely never respond that way.
I use omgchat.com
Well....when you put it that way...
I think I just got the points all mixed up. I was saying I don't want to compete with the top girls on MFC, CB8, and C4 because they're too professional. The ones that sit around are mostly on the lesser-known sites, which is why I pick them. I can compete with some bitch just sitting there and typing with the mic on.
Never said it was a career, and never expected it to be. There's nothing wrong with making the best of a bad situation, and right now, it's my only option for income. Plus, I actually really like it, and all the perks that comes with it.
I'm dating material, much less marriage.
You just joined us, eh?
It's called an "avatarfag".
And you are a "newfag".
Any other questions about your first day on /b/ m8?
It's ok, I don't need anyone thanking me.
I'm glad the thread kept going, there's this guy who even said "what a nice day to lurk on /b/
Not to mention our lovely lady is replying to the questions, so it is kinda nice.
What a nice day.
I appreciate it, but I really don't even know what I would do with those services. I'm just a camwhore.
If it's something you enjoy doing and you make money doing it, it's really not that bad. Like stripping, minus most of the sketchiness.
On that note, do you have any pics where you're wearing a short skirt?
Well, if you truly have no other choice for income then alright... seems like the path of least resistance. How old are you? The struggle is real over here, too, but I have a jerb that requires me to get dressed :P I see you posted the site you use, do you have a schedule at all? You seem like a 'when-im-in-the-mood' kinda girl...
I'm really not that cute. Lol
I'm sparing you.
Never spent more than like 6 months at regular jobs. Just...hate people, hate bosses, hate punching a clock, hate being on someone else's schedule, etc. Plus, now I make more money.
I wouldn't know. I literally roll out of bed, turn on the webcam, cam all day, watch TV until I pass out.
Never owned skirts. I'm not girly.
I'm 26. I don't have a schedule, but I make it a point to be online at least once a day/night.
I'm actually not that into music. I barely notice its presence, and I definitely don't notice its absence, unless someone brings it up.
I'd like to.
Ooh, that's hot.
>a camwhore that actually admits and revels in it
Is this real life?
Ok, in case you'll need my services. Just hit me up on this mail. Just attach a timestamp proving it's you. You might need it on your hobby. I can make you banners/headers, even an intro vid. Here's me: Demophon86@gmail.com
How many boyfriends u have........? or u like coffe and hugs? why i spent my time asking a man this things...lol ...........im sick and u too.
Everything will over soon darling. :D
no more people for you and i........
WE WILL VERY HAPPY SOON.
I dont think you hate people, you hate stupid people. but all people are stupid.
Your 'services' are hardly unique. She politely refused several times already. You must be one of the betafags who keep pestering girls repeatedly when they get turned down, and then cry about getting friendzoned.
I'm usually in the Party Room. SN qqqqx3. I talk a lot and say really stupid shit.
I have 0 boyfriends.
I don't like coffee, or being touched by strangers.
...so then I hate people...
I'd give myself maybe a 6.5.
I'll probably just hop on cam, actually.
You may have seen this pic around /b/ before.
Can we like...stop arguing now? :(