Hey, lady of the birth day thread. There's some things I

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How fucking low can a man sink? Like jeez what the fuck is wrong with you m8?

No sorry im done for today

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Sure, we cant chat ;)))

>>666430222
ok

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>>666430321
You bassically just got rejected.

>Im done for today

Yet shes still on 4chan

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>>666429636
holy shit , this is pathetic even for 4chan standards toppest kek

>>666430503
I know, but I still wanted to give it a try

I can't fucking talk to girls in real life, if I can't do this shit over some completely anonymous thread means Im the most stupid fuck ever

>>666429636
I'm here.

Give me your facebook, maybe we could have some talk...

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>>666429636
Dear god OP... This is fucking sad

>>666430869
Start fucking whores.

They're a good way to better your shy problem

>>666430869
I just did the same thing so don't feel bad. I'm that 26 y.o. kik not-having cheap ass guy

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>>666430913

>>666430913
Well, here we go...

.com/oxaqru

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>>666430913
Timestamp or lie..

>>666431138
I can't do that. It's like... I'm incapable of paying a girl to get laid

>>666430913
You got whatsapp?

>>666431462
I'm that, and I have a phobia of STDs.

>>666429636
man don't you think you deserve better?

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>Do you t-t-t-think I could have your facebook mayb-b-b-be?
Pic related, it's OP

Anyway, she's gone.

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This is too good.

>>666431535
yee, i'm godd, what are u app to?

>>666431748
Better? What is better? Just because I meet someone in real life means im sociably acceptable?

I don't know man, theres this full kind of people who tells you all this stuff

"Anon, you have to be this way" or "Anon, you should be doing this"

I just wanna talk for a bit, I almost never leave my room on the weekends and when I do I feel extremely awkward

that's it, boys

>>666431800
HAHAHAHADJFAH

>>666431945
Are you birthday femanon ?

But I do have some respect for OP, at least he is trying.
Maybe this will turn out well for him, who knows?

Have fun fucking in florida my friend.

>>666432293
You sound like me, and I wanted someone to talk to that's relatable anyway.

>>666431800
fat guy doesn´t look this unconfident

>>666432293
Aw sheet mein you play the guitar? You got this in the bag.

>>666432838
That's like the first thing I thought when I started playing

It's not like that at all......

HAHA now I feel everyone is looking at my facebook profile except the birthday lady

>>666433254
it's a lost cause, she's gone to the ether, bruh

Can you be my Daddino?

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Oh, OP. :p

Anyway, like I said in the last thread, I'm not much of a chatter. I have Kik, but I take forever to respond because the idea of constant contact with someone triggers my introvertedness or whatever. Idk.

If you don't mind getting an answer maybe once every few minutes to half an hour, then that's fine with me. Don't say I didn't warn you though.

>>666432983
No not like that dude, you put the detication and effort into learning an instrument. Just by doing that, you have the capacity at overcoming those moments of "I hate this, I think it's better if I stop."

Think of all the struggles you went through moving your fingers in that awkward position. Think of all the moments you had to build that calice, but then you smiled when you learned how to play that first song by heart.

Just push yourself the same way you did in the beginning when you picked up that guitar. When you strummed that first chord.

I'm saying that you got this in the bag because you have the capacity to overcome. You just need time and practice.

Again, you got this in the bag. :)

>>666433691
Oh...well nevermind. looks like you're back. What about us poorfags without smartphones?

>>666433691
Can you post some more pics?
I missed the other thread, apparatnly

tfw it was my thread and it wasnt even my birthday and no one is gonna believe it hehe

>>666433691
ARE you serious? of course I wouldn't mind!

I not much of a chatter too and I often forget to reply my messages basicly because no one talks to me ever

kek

>>666433691
That smile though.

My god, how can perfect so it much..

>>666433691
Why do you do this? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you do it, but I just wanna know your motivation. Do you like the attention? Do you just want to cheer an anon on his bday?

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>>666433954
Sorry. Hating constant contact means I keep my forms of contact limited.

>>666434004
It was plenty of other people's birthday anyway. Win-win.

>>666434701
hehe true
just saw someone do it like a month ago, thought i'd give it a try.. would do again/10

>>666434691
Well, I mean, this is no longer a birthday thread, so the latter isn't really valid. Lol

Also, I've been kind of doing this here since 2005... I don't think I'll ever stop forever.

>>666434701

shit fuck dammit

>>666434701
holy shit anon just go do cam work already im sure u have a pretty big fan base already you hot little cunt

>>666434701
Wait, im setting this kik thing up

>>666434701
Well, okay, I'm introverted but still have a presence online at least... but I won't inconvenience you, sounds like you have plenty of people to juggle already.

>>666434701

can you show your butt pls :)

>>666434701
>not even a trap

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>>666435095
I've been doing 'cam work' for years now, on and off. Why do you think I got dressed after the thread 404'd? Lol

>>666435201
Butt repost because eating currently.

>>666434701
Do those tattoos mean anything or just for show?

>>666435486
You're not like...MFC or anything are you?

>>666435486
is that a paintball bruise on your right leg?

>>666433691

basically like the fags on tinder so I've heard. you'll be alright with far in between chit chat.

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>>666435507
Personal.

>>666435679
Oh, no. I'm not anywhere near that professional.

>>666435703
Haha, no. I own three large-breed puppies. They tend to throw each other into me a lot.

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>>666429636

>>666435959
There, I have a kik account now

Uh... what do?

>>666435959
So they do mean something, interesting.

Shame you won't show your smile as often. It's one of your best features.

>>666435959
So um yeah, no kik, do you have a Steam or skype or anything?

>>666436187
now gtfo fgt

>>666435959
That ass needs a spanking until it's bruised.

>>666429636
Post your facebook, I'll add you and then we can chat

>>666435959
were you always like that?

sexual i mean like in high school or just when you got older

Oh, there we go, I can give you my username for you to add me without having to put yours here

Mine's is Larsyent

(every other cool nickname I could think of was alredy taken)

>>666436286
>Steam

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like I said in the other thread, would definitely bang this tight pussy.

>>666436624
I mean.. in the kik app

>>666435959
Strange I have mostly seen your pussy.

Pic of puppies!

>>666431800
topkek. this thread fuuck

>>666436714
I haven't saved pictures of naked women since I was a kid, but i'll make an exception for this one.

>>666435959
What breed?

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>>666436266
I'll keep that in mind. :)

>>666436286
I have Skype, technically, but I never log into it. It annoys me.

>>666436617
Started much later. I was the ugly duckling in HS.

>>666436749
Can do!

>>666436481
Here

.com/oxaqru

>>666432495
Yes :)

>>666437217
Well, you just seem like a chill person, so whatever you have and are willing to use besides smartphone apps, let me know :P

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>>666434701

>>666434035
Just kill yourself, brah

>>666436714
>>666437217
Damn, you probably have a good looking face based off what little I've seen.

I bet you are the type of person who is distant from others and uses other ways to connect, like sex.

Is it a defense mechaism you know of or have you been like this

>>666437217
these puppies look pretty harmless, how the hell did they bruise you. Or are they bigger than they seem in this pic?

>>666437480

basically he's saying he would watch netflix and chill with you.

>>666437217
If I had to guess who bruised you I would pick the white one, he look extremely guilty in that pic.

>>666437908
Maybe if I had the ability to teleport to florida, yeah, no, I'm good with just having someone interesting to talk to.

All the faggots in the thread talking like its real life in hopes shell think theyre different and keep contact and eventally fall for them. i used to talk the way all of you are when i was 16 and desperate to seem cool and collected.
she will never care about you. youre random internet people with blank slates for faces. chill out. this whole thread= max kek.

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>>666436714
I have a 6 inch dick, would you let me fuck you?

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>>666429636

What's your kik? I'm interested.

>>666438338
No, I don't really like lardasses..

OP here... I was banned for 5 minutes because I tried to post my profile more than once

Anyways, good to see the thread kept going haha

>>666438756
Larsyent

>>666438217

Just joking, dude.

>>666438338

Hoping you all read the post. I posted that from the last thread. Not me.

>>666438839
is that guy from the other implded thread (the guy that's also my age: 26) in here?

>>666439046
I think he was, he replied something right after I made the original post

>>666438972

Ugh, quoted the wrong dude. meant to quote the dude I was joking about with the netflix.

>>666439229
that's me, hi.

>>666438281
agreed, but some people just need that push. Some people just need to have their heart broken to understand. Let them hurt dude, it's the only way to learn.

>>666439229
Thank god, I was starting to think the dogs was just a lie

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>>666437861
Lol. Why is it that a guy can be an introvert no-questions-asked, but when a chick says she is, suddenly we have to get to the bottom of it?

Seriously, I'm just your average introvert. I have animals because I can't stand people for long periods of time. My social interactions are limited to the internet, so I stay inside all day, every day. I like it this way. I hate the phone constantly ringing, and notifications going off; people wanting to hang out, or needing someone to talk to, or whatever. I like my peace and quiet. That's why I like /b/ so much. The time I spend chatting with you lasts until the thread 404s, then I can be done with it and move onto the next thing.

Its not the cause of some traumatic event in my life, or whatever. It's just how I am. I'm ok with it. :)

That was more words than it needed to be. I'm curing a hangover with rum.

>>666438217
The pic happened before the bruise.

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>>666439527
you got butt hurt, huh?

>>666438953
chillin, i'll send you a message sometime.

>>666439791
I've been on /b/ WAY too long to get butthurt by anything other than trying to beat the Sharpie in Pooper high score.

>>666439527
(no kik guy here) see, that's why you intrigue me, except the difference for me is that I like having friends online, I guess it just wont work out =\
It's hard to find other introverted people, for obvious reasons.

>>666439527
How should I know since you don't time stamp. Don't tell me the black dog did it, that's so stereotypical.

>>666439527

no big deal. you said you like taking the virginity of guys when they least expect it. Does that mean you like young guys?

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fucking OP, you pathetic motherfucker

>>666438839
faggot

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>>666439527
I'm so fucking quiet chicks ask me too all the time why the fuck I don't talk. Stop talking out of your ass about double standards you don't know shit about, stupid fking baka-senpai.

>>666440160
I take "faggot" as a word of gratitude in this website


so thanks, anon.

>>666439966
Lol, you weakling.

Im black and i made a nigger h8 thread to test my butt hurt shield. Youre nothing, i was molded in darkness, my skin is thicker than satans beard

>>666440385
mlded in darkness lol

>tfw you're one of the few who equally hate camwhores and males who enable female attention whore behavior
>without thinking it's a root cause on one specific side
Newfags are cringeworthy to see too. I realize complaining about this on /b/ of all places is futile but newfags spread their contamination to every other board as well.

>>666440328
HAHAA, gratitude?

lewl this thread got funnier.

>>666433691
QQQQ, long time no see.

>>666440528
everyone was a newfag at some point

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>>666429636
OP, you should suffer from lead poisoning at 365 m/s.

>>666439527
I don't know, there's always people trying to find out the reason to everything because they take change in attitude and all that shit as improvement. I believe some things are meant to be, and that's it. That is why I created the thread.

I don't want to be that guy who is secretly your prince and soul mate because I seriously doubt I can be that person for anyone

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>>666440026
I'm sorry. I'm just not the type. Unless you ever watch me cam. I'm extremely friendly on cam (and not even for tokens, lol).

>>666440067
I don't know who did it. They're all one big tornado that follows my ankles around when I'm walking.

>>666440079
I think it's because I'm pretty submissive when it comes to guys, so sometimes it's nice to take the wheel. I just like the surprise- the look of ''omg is this really happening to me''. Maybe I do kind of have a thing for the young-looking HS outcasts.

I would have been a HS teacher had I known I'd turn out this way. Wont even lie.

>>666440310
What?

>>666440385
Uhh...ok? Idc.

>>666440844
Sup, m8?

>>666440844
That's who I was thinking it was. Glad to have confirmation.

>>666440848
Yes. Unfortunately, lurking is no longer encouraged.

>>666439527
You have an amazing body, I would love to have a photoshoot with you as a model

>>666441029
(no kik guy here) Yeah, I'd watch, and I applaud you for that whole no tokens thing more than you know. Making friends on /b/ is usually a longshot anyway. But some introverted girl that doesn't immediately dismiss virgin guys? idk,, just wanted to see what you were like as a person lol So where exactly do you go for that type of thing? I'm only on /b/ rarely.

>>666441029
Still in FL?

>>666441029
so, are you just an attention whore, or what?

>>666441327
Photo shoot he says

Orgasm he means

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>>666441029
I'm saying girls do this to me in real life. So fuck your stupid idea that it only happens to girls and fuck you for taking a simple question meant to relate to you and getting all defensive. Go read up on some feminist rhetoric, maybe that will make you feel better.

>>666441704
She is. She used to camwhore pretty frequently on /soc/ a couple years back. I'm sure you can find her images if you do some lurking.

>>666441029
So Trump or Hilary?

>>666441849
well fuck

>>666441712
Well, orgasm is never off the table if the model is willing

>>666441942
Dubs for this question

If you are a hillary bitch, nope, youre retarded

>>666441029
I must say, you've got a nice introvert's body. I was glad that today was a day to pay attention to /b/. And I like your forward honesty. Please, continue showing us more. Use that sharpie from earlier up in this thread, stick it in that pussy of yours and spread those lips.

That is your command, since you say you're a subby one.

>>666441029
Maybe they are shepherd dogs and just trying to help you get in the right direction.

>>666442059
C'mon bro. You asked a girl--a girl posting nudes, to add--if she was an attention whore. Might as well ask if water is wet.

>>666442315
true, i went full retard

>>666442071
calm down there terry.

>>666441029
(no kik guy) lol you wanted to be a HS teacher...and you live in Florida? You know about all of those cases where the teacher got caught down there right? lol

>>666439527
Glad to know some girls are like me...

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>>666441593
As a person? If I don't know you, I've been described as 'frigid' and 'disinterested'. If I know you decently well, I'm pretty fucking cool, I'm told.

I think I'm pretty alright.

>>666441621
Sadly.

>>666441704
...did you not notice that I have a vagina?

>>666441815
I mean, ok, that's cool, but I've never met you, so I've done nothing to you. Enjoy your rage-fest. <3

>>666441942
I'm too ignorant to form a valid opinion on the subject of politics.

>>666442203
Yeah, not that kind of sub. I don't take orders whenever someone barks them.

Vaginas looks weird like this.

>>666442249
Makes sense. I was actually told there's some Aussie Shep in them.

>>666442482
All good. Everything is a learning experience.

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>>666442818
How do you know what you've done to me? You don't even know me.

>>666442780
Yeah, maybe there is still a chance of you finding someone champ :')

>>666442818
You virgin or got a really really really tight pussy?

>>666442818

what's bad about FL to you? Where would you rather live?

>>666443151
I love you too, Anon.

>>666443335
Definitely not a virgin.

>>666442818
Can you dump all that in an album,

and did you ever consider posting on gonewild?

>>666443335
asks cam whore if virgin

>>666442818
Really? In that case I don't know how you have time to play on 4chan, those dogs are super energetic, and you got 3 of them. Wait until they grow bigger you will need to wear hockey pads on your legs.

>>666442818
I'm pretty much that way, don't really trust anybody, quiet. But if people gave a crap to get to know me (or I even let them) they'd see how chill I am. I think I intimidate people away maybe. For the most part I'm okay with that, weeds out judgmental people.

>>666442516
What? my best shots where in a bed

So when are we gonna get married?

>>666442818
Aye, fair enough, not that kind of sub. But, that's quite alright. You already did half of that request anyway.

Now, as a favor for all the anons in this thread, do you happen to do chaturbate? And if so, would you share your chaturbate name?

Every time an average girl comes on /b/ shit like this happens.
Can someone explain why?
Surely theyve seen a skinny female before. They dont even know anything about the bitch and theyre dumping all their insecurities on her already.

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>>666443410
I don't need your love and deceit, you and me...

>>666442203
lol e-doms. "DO AS I COMMAND HARLOT" at the simple mention of a girl having sub tendencies.

>>666443848
It's a good way to pretend like there is hope in an empty world :^)

>>666443335
She's met people from /soc/ before and fucked them. Definitely a whore, anon.

>>666443848
Newfags. And 'normal' guys are generally indoctrinated by society to treat women like angels.

>>666443848
Think. Most of the anons here are virgin basement dwellers, who have never received actual female attention IRL. So, when the chance arises here, they all congregate to here.

>>666444053
we live in a world where theres plenty of people for everyone. that meme shit is no excuse for being this autistic

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>be me
>26yo kissless virgin
>have important exam tommorow (if I fail it I'm done)
>instead of learning spend all time on 4chan arguing on /lit/ and talking to some camwhore (no offense) because it is the closest thing to genuine human interaction I had this month
>justfuckmylife.jpg

>>666443881
Hey, just exploring the options, man. Just a way to understand a person who likely won't be here again after today.

>>666444289
for you...
why does it bother you they are being autistic?

>>666443618
Its just the two Aussie (maybe) mutts, and a Pit.

>>666443651
Spot on.

>>666443464
Never liked Reddit.

>>666443847
Chaturbate, Cam4, and MFC are all too professional now. Amateurs like me can't compete.

>>666443848
Actually, you're pretty late to the game. They've asked a lot of questions. Lol

>>666444251
Only person I met from /soc/ was undies.jpg. We attempted a threesome with my bf at the time, but he fell asleep instead. I fucked her for free, so def not a whore. Only other person was the dude from /b/ I dated (also for free) for two years.

If anything, I'm more of a retired slut. Gonna stay abstinent for a while.

>>666444477
Check out my magical number!

>>666444330
(no kik guy here) same age, still a virgin, have kissed girls though, these days I'm just too introverted/lazy to get out of the house, no real idea how to even put myself into social situations, volunteer perhaps? IDFK, but I feel ya, breh.

>>666444330
What is your exam about? Perhaps uncle B can help you out?

Can you post everything to imgur?

>>666444592
Oh, non-sense. I love the amateurs. I would very much watch you on whichever format you choose. Amateurs are more natural, instead of them professional types.

>>666444592
whens the last time you sucked a cock?
do u have any pics of you doing that?

>>666444537
curiosity =/= bothered
Also its just sad to see humqnity this way. i could give a fuck less cause idk the guys but its just sad to see.

>>666444592
can you make an album with all your pics

>>666444747
Anatomy. Not hard to undestand, but shitload of stuff to learn.

>>666444477
>>666444593
ok, checked your magical number now check mine.

>>666444592
>Chaturbate
>professional

lol. MFC maybe, but they've always been semi-pro. i reckon you'd be extremely successful on chaturbate. it's still mostly mediocre chicks on the solo side, and you're definitely a cut above mediocre.

>>666444592
show me your pit

>>666445137
Perfect thread to learn from!

>>666445145
That five sure is magical.

>>666430293
Eva green?

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>>666444845
Its been quite a while. I broke it off with my last FuBu a while ago.

>>666444821
>>666445118
Hold tight.

>>666445150
I lurked on there for a few days and it's the same chicks with 3k+ people in their rooms on the front page every time. I can't do anything with 3k people. Haha.

>>666445292
Difficult to get a pic of her sitting still, so this is when she was about 2 months old. She's 7 months now.

>>666445772
>Its been quite a while. I broke it off with my last FuBu a while ago.
whats the biggest cock you have ever sucked?

Im assigning each of you social cadavers to message an attractive girl you know and ask her out for a night. Maybe you wont need threads like these to feel important anymore.

>>666445772
Full frontal nude mi amor

>>666445772
That's only cause that's the best anyone's ever gonna get, so they visit those chicks all the time. So, appear there, and I'll gladly follow your shows.

>>666445772
For being so good at taking pics of your pussy I found it funny that you can't take pic of your dogs. Give it a try!

>>666445772
>I can't do anything with 3k people.
what do you mean by this? that you get shy in front of such a crowd? considering you'd end up with several more thousand than that, maybe it isn't for you. i suppose making thousands of dollars a week for doing literally nothing but playing with yourself on cam isn't for everyone.

>>666445772
(no kik guy here) So I made a..spare steam acct (steamcommunity/profiles/76561198280597215) if that's ever a thing. Where exactly do you cam? I'm kinda glad you aren't mfc, those people are kinda exploitative tbh...

>>666431151
Just because you did it doesn't mean he shouldn't feel bad. It means you should feel bad as well. Like holy fuck wooooow.

>>666446647
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THIS NEGUS

>>666446647
autism levels off the charts. ralph plz go.

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>>666446647
I am in awe. Disgust and awe.

>>666446647
that's sad..

>>666446647
this -this isn't contagious...r-right guys?

>>666445964
I have no idea.

>>666446039
Say 'please'.

>>666446069
Awh, thanks for the confidence boost. I'll look into getting an account.

>>666446520
I'm better at nudes. I sit still when I tell myself to.

>>666446532
Just seems like a lot of conflicting requests to fulfill.

>>666446647
I'm on some shitty hipster site. I only like it because it reminds me of Tinychat; the good ole days on /b/.

>>666447856
Omg yes how rude of me!
Would you please show us a full frontal nude?
Or can you write JacobB96 on one of your tits?/.\
Pleaseee hermosa

>>666447856
(no kik guy here) Well, that's w/e, what is it if I have to talk to you there?

>>666447856
>I've sucked so many massive cocks that I don't know which one was the biggest.

>>666447856
Neat. If you do it in the time before this thread dies, then post your chaturbate name here. You'll probably immediately get some followers from here, including myself.

Meanwhile, think we can get a spread of that nice ass?

>>666447856
(no kik guy here)Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy
that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncrasy of
your body and your sweet skin... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing
verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful look of your skin and how it lend to the vision of you
represented in his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of grays, but shows the contrast
between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture,
how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal
and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such
as this. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through /b/. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!
Write me whenever you feel it to (naruto.smith at gmail dot com) i will be waiting for you no matter how long it takes

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>>666448091
....ok, nvm, I liked it better before. Lol

>>666448143
Something like that. At least they were all huge, right? :)

>>666447856
please. pics of your dogs! don't make me beg.

>>666447856
>conflicting requests to fulfill.
you only fulfill requests for people who tip certain amounts. every girl i've seen on there has moderators who mute and ban requesters who don't tip. or you set up the trendy shit like token keno, "x at y goals" etc. it's really not as difficult as you're trying to make it out to be. shrug.

>>666431462
You're going to be paying for it anyways. Whores make it feel like they aren't doing it for the money. The good ones don't act like its a business, and some of them even enjoy it. Whores are awesome.

>>666448386
Boring... Atleast make it sound real

>>666448468
You do have such a nice bod. Again, I am glad I decided to pay attention to /b/ today. I'd miss this this thread, if I hadn't.

>>666448386
Dude, besides me actually replying to you I don't even care.

>>666448611
call girls or sugarbabies is what you're thinking of. whores are the girls who grimace at your fat stomach and limp dick and look miserable while you're apologizing for your inadequacies to them.

>>666448503
But....I already did...
>>666437217
>>666445772

>>666448582
I don't like being one of those girls who can't have any fun without demanding tokens.

>>666448129
Look into BlueStacks.

Fuck these Captchas

>>666448468
perfect, your body is just perfect

>>666442203

quit groveling, beta.

I'm fapping to all of this when it's dumped on imgur.

Were you topless with your tattoo artist? Did he grab your boobs? If so, what was your reaction?

>>666448911
Pussy shot from above? Pretty please

>>666448911
You can easily have fun without demanding tokens. I've seen several girls on there who have done so without it.

>>666448911
I might as well not even bother with the identifier with these jokers on /b/ ...that's some smartphone emulator if I remember correctly....sigh. Too much effort if you're insinuating what I think. >_<

>>666448911
>demanding tokens.
then don't demand tokens. those horny fucks will throw money at you regardless. it just works better if you give them structure and incentive, and you avoid the hassle of feeling obligated to fulfill requests to people who weren't going to tip you in the first place. whatever. you clearly have make believe excuses for everything. it isn't for you. shrug.

>>666445772

good for you to stay true to yourself. I got married a long time ago, probably was a mistake although the kids are an enjoyable way to get pulled out of myself.

>>666449088
He had me hold up a towel.

>>666449152
I'm not quite sure I understand...

>>666449366
Lol, you seem irritated. I'm just contributing to the conversation. Not everything a woman says is an excuse. It will be ok. <3

http://imgur.com/a/RxE7b

>>666448911
OK, they were cute. thanks. But you should have gotten cats if you wanted to avoid bruises though.

>>666444330
pleb

>>666449839
I never said I wanted to avoid bruises.

Also, I'm not really a fan of cats. I prefer dogs.

>>666433691
Whats your kik?

>>666449741
>http://imgur.com/a/RxE7b

Wow! Thanks! If you need graphic related stuff or even motion graphics. Hit me up. Lol

>>666449741
Just show me your pussy once again from another angle please, I'm sorry for being complicated /.\

>>666449965
Really? I you got same light skin tone as you and it takes weeks for them to fade, and people will always ask what happened.

Not a fan of cats? how come?

>>666449741
Anyway, yeah, I'm glad you're not into the whole token thing and that you just do this because you enjoy it, not to gain financially from someone else. I can at least respect that. Though, if I was a girl I could see the draw; tons of stupid guys with a loose grip on their money...good for you for not being that way though, even if people think you're an "attention whore" here :P

>>666450679
because cats are for little faggots

>>666450679
I also mentioned I barely leave my apartment. Lol.

>>666450917
Oh, no, don't get it twisted. Camming is my only job. I'm into the token thing, I just hate those chicks who sit there on cam and require a tip just to breathe, or say someone's username.

>>666449741
random guy here, saw thread and was like wtf
do u keep mailing lists? would like to talk on-off whenever,
i find your attitude a bit intriguing
can dump mail here but need a confirm

>>666451741
whats the link to your cam?

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So...
OP calls out introvert cam girl.
OP gets mad shamed by other /b/ vultures
Introvert cam girl actually notices and starts up again
Entire thread now transfixed

I guess you guys owe that faggot OP.


I also like how this girl has a perfect body, but is stick with a personality least conducive to forming a relationship, on /b/ no less, where legions of faceless betas are looking for some fairytail hookup with a girl like this.

It's like the most cruel and /b/ irony of a thread ever.

Legendary.

Also: Captcha was cookies.

>>666451741
>I just hate those chicks who sit there on cam and require a tip just to breathe, or say someone's username.

we must be seeing different girls, cause none of the top girls on any of the sites i'm on are like that. most guys actually hate that kind of entitled attitude.

>>666451741
One last picture of your twat please

>>666452054
>butthurt contactfag OP pretends to be different anonymous poster to save ego

lol ok.

>>666451741
Meh, well then to each their own, when I was younger I spent way too much at a stripclub once, kinda learned my lesson after that. You don't think that's a sustainable career do you? for the long term... Some really take it too far though...they want people to "pay" to be their friend and shit...impudent people...

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>>666452314
Sorry, you won't find any (You) here. Just a casual observer.

If I was your boyfriend. I'd marry you any day.

>>666451741
>I also mentioned I barely leave my apartment. Lol.

Sounds unhealthy. You Ok?

>>666452485
>just a casual cartoon-image posting autist.

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>>666451924
Uhm, I don't really do email (I have not looked at my email account in forever), so I'd likely never respond that way.

>>666452048
I use omgchat.com

>>666452054
Well....when you put it that way...

>>666452125
I think I just got the points all mixed up. I was saying I don't want to compete with the top girls on MFC, CB8, and C4 because they're too professional. The ones that sit around are mostly on the lesser-known sites, which is why I pick them. I can compete with some bitch just sitting there and typing with the mic on.

>>666452447
Never said it was a career, and never expected it to be. There's nothing wrong with making the best of a bad situation, and right now, it's my only option for income. Plus, I actually really like it, and all the perks that comes with it.

>>666452517
I'm dating material, much less marriage.

>>666452735
You just joined us, eh?

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>>666452830
It's called an "avatarfag".

And you are a "newfag".

Any other questions about your first day on /b/ m8?

>>666452054
It's ok, I don't need anyone thanking me.
I'm glad the thread kept going, there's this guy who even said "what a nice day to lurk on /b/

Not to mention our lovely lady is replying to the questions, so it is kinda nice.

What a nice day.

Birthday girl, the graphics offer is still up. Just send me an address where I can confirm my identity. My services for you is free. :D

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>>666453612
I appreciate it, but I really don't even know what I would do with those services. I'm just a camwhore.

>>666453535
Please, just stop.

>>666453360
Would you ever show your face? I feel like you are amazingly cute

The only thing u nees is love...............coffe and a big huge.

>>666453951
What did you do before camming? Education, job?

>>666453951
It might come handy anytime soon?

>>666453951
Wow.. everytime I see that pussy my heart beats faster, thanks femanon!

>>666453360
If it's something you enjoy doing and you make money doing it, it's really not that bad. Like stripping, minus most of the sketchiness.

On that note, do you have any pics where you're wearing a short skirt?

>>666453360
Well, if you truly have no other choice for income then alright... seems like the path of least resistance. How old are you? The struggle is real over here, too, but I have a jerb that requires me to get dressed :P I see you posted the site you use, do you have a schedule at all? You seem like a 'when-im-in-the-mood' kinda girl...

>>666453951

Thanks for all the pics! (hot as fuck!)

Kudo's to OP for awesome thread!

I better go to work, i'm already late :(

I big huge in the darkness only u and me.....together for ever.

tldr story on this, if I might ask? Who is birthday girl and how come op delivers?

>>666453951
Lovely imgur page. I'll have that bookmarked and watched for sure. Now, just waiting for you to potentially get a chaturbate, heh.

What kind of music u like?

Mozart, vivaldi?

Are you planning to get more tattoos?

Why i think is man who answers the post and the girl is a sexual slave...?

>>666454473
OP here

uh... your welcome?

wow, thread is still going?

She's still cute and hot.

I still don't live in FL :(

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>>666454042
I'm really not that cute. Lol
I'm sparing you.

>>666454131
...wat

>>666454175
Never spent more than like 6 months at regular jobs. Just...hate people, hate bosses, hate punching a clock, hate being on someone else's schedule, etc. Plus, now I make more money.

>>666454223
I wouldn't know. I literally roll out of bed, turn on the webcam, cam all day, watch TV until I pass out.


>>666454325
Never owned skirts. I'm not girly.

>>666454375
I'm 26. I don't have a schedule, but I make it a point to be online at least once a day/night.

>>666454770
I'm actually not that into music. I barely notice its presence, and I definitely don't notice its absence, unless someone brings it up.

>>666454851
I'd like to.

>>666454889
Ooh, that's hot.

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>>666453951
>a camwhore that actually admits and revels in it

Is this real life?

>>666453535
>shitposting /a/utist thinks he's part of an old boy's club of dank memers

lol ok.

>>666455212
You are literally my friend Kara but 2 years older. She has 3 dogs two aussies and a pit and cams. It's almost creepy similar.

>>666455555
just

>>666455212
Fair enough, making more money and not having to deal with bosses and other peoples schedule is the dream.

>>666455511
>double trips and dubs

Czeched.

>>666455212
Alright...well, usual time you're on? We're in the same timezone... I guess I'll just look for the tattoos? lol Help me out a little here :)

>>666455212
Ok, in case you'll need my services. Just hit me up on this mail. Just attach a timestamp proving it's you. You might need it on your hobby. I can make you banners/headers, even an intro vid. Here's me: [email protected]

>>666455212
This has got to be the best pussy shot we've gotten
How can we find you at omgchat.com?

How many boyfriends u have........? or u like coffe and hugs? why i spent my time asking a man this things...lol ...........im sick and u too.
Everything will over soon darling. :D
no more people for you and i........
WE WILL VERY HAPPY SOON.

>>666455959
you try way too hard for someone politely turning your offer down several times...

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>>666455212
I dont think you hate people, you hate stupid people. but all people are stupid.

>>666453360
you look like a 10/10 but eh

>>666455212
When this thread dies, when will you start another one? :3

>>666455959
Your 'services' are hardly unique. She politely refused several times already. You must be one of the betafags who keep pestering girls repeatedly when they get turned down, and then cry about getting friendzoned.

>>666455967
This

>>666456192
It's a win-win situation mate. I know stuff she might need soon, I'm a fan, so why not offer it? Anyways the mail is given. She can save it or ignore. Are we cool? Lol

>>666456402
I'm pretty sure when she says she hates people she means people.

That means you.

This thread.

And me.
Good.

>>666455212
Sparing us? We're big boys - go on post face please :)

>>666456648
Not him but lol she's gonna ignore it you creep

>>666456674
It's a polite way of saying "This is my boundary" you stupid shit.

>>666456781
this is him tho, and yeah this guy is a fucking beta, how is that a win win, only time it would be a win is for him... he needs to get out more

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>>666455851
I'm usually in the Party Room. SN qqqqx3. I talk a lot and say really stupid shit.

>>666456084
I have 0 boyfriends.
I don't like coffee, or being touched by strangers.
Ok lol.

>>666456402
...so then I hate people...

>>666456483
I'd give myself maybe a 6.5.

>>666456522
I'll probably just hop on cam, actually.

>>666456674
You may have seen this pic around /b/ before.

Can we like...stop arguing now? :(

>>666457042
uggglyyyyyy