>finally get a qt gf >takes off her shirt >see this what do?

Shrug my shoulders and go in. If there's a hole, there's a way.

just a guess, but suck on a nipple?

>>666398185
check for a cock

na, i'm kidding. You stop being autistic and fuck your gf

im fine with flat chests

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>>666398185

Begin to understand why you got her and she wasn't already taken.

Then you think, if I can seal the deal with little miss flatlands here, maybe down the line after marriage she'll want fake tits.

Then they pop a little more when you have kids and she decides not to.

>>666398185
i ask him to fuck my ass and show no mercy

Be excited that I finally found a flat girl with beautiful nipples

Fuck her, flat is justice

cumbuckets

>>666398185
suck em and fuck em

As long as there is a real vagina down there it's all good. She looks cute, so probably fuck her!

LOVE small tits. I would DESTROY this little girl

If she only had a dick.... would go barbarian frenzy on her ass

>>666398185
>what do?
Grow up and realise that people are different shapes and sizes
>plus big tits aren't necessary for being an ideal female - cast aside your childish udder fantasy that has roots in your subconscious breastfeeding experiences

>>666398185
are u a fucking faggot OP?

You suck them and then u fuck her.

>>666398185
As if you couldn't tell a bitch had no tits before she took her shirt off.

Fuckin kids.

fuck her shitter

>>666398185
make sure she doesnt have a penis

check for feminine penis.
1. find penis, start sucking.
2. find vagina, start fucking.

>he doesn't like dfc

>>666398402
Don't listen to this faggot, OP. Don't ever marry or you will regret it for the rest of your life. Literally nothing positive can come out of marriage and everything you say about it can also be done outside of a marriage and probably even better, since you will also be saving around 50K.

>>666398185
Enjoy and be happy I have such a sexy gf.

>>666398783
why would op fuck her toilet?

Fuck her anyways because I'm not a 16 year old autist.

>>666398711
>>666398469
Faggot

She left her tits at home.

If you mind flat chests, i don't, she'll be better with me than you then

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There are a lot of very hot girls that are flat! If your only thing is big tits, well go get a girl with big tis, or a cow!

I personally do not have issues with breast size, as long as the girl is hot!

>>666398800


Scratch that, make sure she has a penis...a feminine penis would be preferred

>>666398857
i don't question what my penis likes

OP is underaged

Flat is justice.

>>666398810

See >>666398886

>>666398185
Name?

>>666398395
this

>>666398185
Fuck her brains out

>>666398185
I love small titis man. I fuck her

>>666398868
this pretty much

>>666398714
tumblr fag detected
>mfw people actually have preferences

In the start of my gfs relationship she had tiny tits, (a cup) now she's a d cup. wat do

>>666398932
Scratch that, another faggot

You're on /b/ and have a GF. This is all you're gonna get, so fuck her.

>>666398886
i would break my dick off yo ass too, out of spite. pink ass mothafakka

>>666398767
Women wear bras to make it look like they have a pair, or make it look bigger. Big titties wear bras for the actual support. Your comment is redundant.

>>666398185
>finally get qt gf
Who the shit are you to complain about her tits than?
Also, small tits are gr8 you faggot. I've been with girls ranging from 109lbs w/ tiny little tits to 260lbs w/ 32 DD cup tits, and I'll tell ya, small tits have always been better.

>>666398828
>Implying a woman will consider staying with you and not begin to get irritated after 5-10+ years without a proposal and then move on
>Randomly adds 50K

Enjoy your beta life, faggot.

>>666398185
Least they're not pancakes

>>666398828
I bet your father told you never have kids.

Impregnate her, her tits will grow a bit.
A bit...

>>666399113
bet i could fit that entire pussy in my mouth

>>666398185
If there's no cock, there's no problem

>>666398185
I'd wonder why this loli's arms are so long.

>>666398185
Enjoy it

>>666399259
hope there is

>>666398307
/thread

>>666399074
You are on some next level type of off, kill yourself or seek therapy now

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>>666398926
Cow alert

>>666399291
whore tat. no go.

>>666399320
You probably have your mouth full half of the time your posting with nut faglord

>>666399335
will therapy all up and down yer ass

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Be glad she wont have big, floppy boobs EVER.

>>666398185
Love them long time? I don't see a problem here. If you didn't know the girl was flat before she pulled her shirt down you dumb.

>>666398185
What's wrong with that. Does she have a dick Op? Don't be a faglord

ill be honest, id love to have a flatchested girlfriend, big hangy tits are just fucking gross

>>666398714
>cast aside your childish udder fantasy
>kink shaming
having fun playing tumblr hopscotch?

are people still hating on flat chested girls in 2016?

>>666398185
rejoice. i love small boobs

>>666399462
Yer pappy said you give good head, boy.

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>>666399464

>>666398307
amen

>>666399118
>calls me beta, when he himself doesn't know how to keep a woman without marriage
>is retarded enough to not figure out I was referring to the amount money you would need for the marriage, ring and other expenses
>is a beta himself and has a complex about it, so calls other people beta

literally deactivate yourself, cuck

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>>666399625
>pic related you

>>666398185
flax seed...buy a bag of whole/ground flax seed and ask ta her ta eat a spoonful every day...and/or other day.
and so I am of mercy/compassion of human so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ human of technology of machines...
machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...
...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening.
and/or
technology: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles. _/"_:-_

>>666398857
shut up retard that man knows what he want

>>666398185
Throw my hands up in the air and yell: '' MODS, MODS... MOOOODS!!!!!!''

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>>666399635
defended.

>>666398482
THIS! The flatter the better! Girls with tits that are too big are a dime a dozen, but I've NEVER seen one whose tits are too small!

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>>666398828

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>>666399291
kek. why get pierced if you're flat chested? Looks like she glued beads on.
Would have fapped if unpierced

>first girl I ever dated was 5'2'' and had 42DD tits, but didn't even have rolls or anything
>haven't been able to keep myself from dating short girls with giant tits since

fucking feels bad man. every time I think I might end up with a flatchester, I just go for those tits every time. Can't help it.

>>666399666
Listen Satan, you're obviously a beta or fedora wearer if you're preaching about why we shouldn't get married on some flat-chested qt thread.

Also, 50K is a random add-on.

And you can easily keep a woman without marriage but there are questions she will ask herself, always, especially when her friends start getting married all around her and she isn't + If you have children there are many benefits to having a spouse in written documents not for yourself but for your children.

You're obivously a fucking idiot though, and yes, you're a beta Mr. Satan.

>>666398185
Report myself to the FBI

>>666399123
I bet your father told you...oh wait, he was wise enough to not marry and left

>>666399111
No bitch on the planet that flat chested could wear a bra that would confuse a person that is not fully Fuckin retarded

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Gentleman,
good work. Exellent thread. Out

im not a tit man, im a leg guy.
flicking and tonguing that tiny little bean on those tiny tits still turns me on, women still have really erect nipples relative to guys.

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>>666399738
accept my gift, my dearest cumdumpster

>>666398185
convert to islam and behead her

>>666398185
prey that his dick is smaller than yours

>>666399888
>but didn't even have rolls or anything
not even a bentley? I feel for you man

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>>666399757
>>666399934
lost

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>>666398859
>>666398926
>>666398931
>>666398992
>>666399033
>>666399096
>>666399113
>>666399143
>>666399236
>>666399291
>>666399345
>>666399379
post moar flatpacks for the love of my raging cock

>>666399517
I can vouch for this. The best sex I ever had was with a little blonde with a to low-b tits. Her pussy and ass were to die for. Sadly, I had pics (before cellphone era) and burned them after we broke up.

I'll just break it down for you, OP: if you value a tight body, chances are it's going to come NATURALLY on a small boobed girl.

If you value squeezing a bunch of chest fat more than a tight body, then by all means, go find a big-boobed girl. Just don't be surprised once she develops kankles about 6 months later. And kankles is just the beginning.

>>666398185
Girls like that give the best sex, so dive on in.

>>666400102
Lo-B girls are tightest.

>>666399953
>zinger

Better hold on to that one.

>>666398828
MGTOW plz

>>666398185
>So beautifull
Fuck her every days!!
Sensitive tits are sensitive tits

>>666400254
Listen to him. He's speaking from experience.

>>666399802
Please tell me why you think god exists

>>666400214
>Lo-B girls are tightest.
because there is a biological correlation due to causation
>fuckwit

>>666398185
suck her nipples

>>666400030
Gross they've all gone bad, especially the middle one, looks like the head of penis

>>666400361
So that's why you were so tight... Thanks anon

>>666398185
I'd use it as something with which to degrade her during sex.

>where are your tits?
>you'll never be as pretty as the other girls because you never hit puberty
>it's like I'm fucking an 11yo
>maybe I'll fuck your sister, at least she has tits

>Get her pregnant
>tits will grow

>>666398185
Offer to buy implants for that flat-chested freak.

>>666400354
Because he gives us purpose.

>>666399919
>trying to argue with trips
Feel free to leave my site now.

Woah, you got a masculine chest over here. :)

>>666400421
You did not complain it was bad while it was in your ass.

>>666400460
Wasn't me - I have high A's

>>666398185
Enjoy life because she's still far too pretty to be with your Neanderthal ass.

If she's flat and you have a job that's not utter shit, you offer to get her biggie-sized when she's proven she's not a shitbag or a thief. You selfish kids deserve nothing good in life.

>>666399919
>Believes in fairy tales
>Still is such a retard, that he can't understand simple math
>Is the beta himself, because he doesn't know how to tell his hand "no"
>Doesn't give even one reason why he thinks marriage is benificial

As I said, kill yourself

>>666400679
As in octaves screaming while getting power lubed?

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>>666399919
>refers to someone as Mr satan because of a stupid Fuckin post number

>thinks the world should take him seriously

I like small titties, large titties, medium-sized tittes. I like all well-rounded and smooth titties (female origin). I'd definitely blow a load all over them.

>>666400667
Shieet i ain't even that anon you were talking shit to in the first place

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>>666398828
I actually never believed in marriage...its bullshit, Why do you need some sort of weird meaningless ritual to prove my love.
How come i cant do it in my own way and why is that considered a controversial statement?

Whos radical here ... me or the religious zealots who push their ideals on me?

>>666400247
>Faggot, please

Give me one reason why you should marry, go

>>666400861
Now you are, boy. Prepare for penetration of magnitude Vegeta.

>>666400897
you're right

>>666400897
This

Although, if a girl really wants to be married because she's dreamt of it her whole life, I don't see why not. Make her happy, right?

>>666399291
Moar of this delicious perfection!!!

>>666400789
No, as in small tits that sit high on my ribcage, numbnuts
>because tall and skinny

>>666398185
I like flat chests. The girl I like is both flat and short (around 160 cm or so) and I don't care.

>>666398469
only right answer

>>666400897
You forgot to tip your fedora.

>>666401043
There is only 1 tit on your ribcage. Your head.

>>666400602
No, I told you why you think he exists, not to give me a "byproduct" of his existence

>>666398931
dem söm meaty ass pussy lips bruh

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>>666400702
This guy knows whats up. Fucking youth is wasted on the young.
>MFW real recognize real fam

>>666401165
God exists to give people purpose.

That is why he exists

>>666401146
>thinks heads are attached to ribcage
Like ankles are to pelvises, I suppose?

Small tits are where it is at... Cuz 30 years from now, it will still be like you are fucking a 13 year old. As a 50 year old fag, that is epic.

>>666400504
>>it's like I'm fucking an 11yo

Well, doofus, that only hurts you... because you're willingly fucking her and you've just said she looks like an 11-year-old. She's way too pretty for you in the first place, but then you tell her you want to bone a girl not yet in her teens. Good job, shithead.

>>666398185
Rejoice.
Pendulous fat bags are literally disgusting.

>>666401254
Maybe to your hopeless ass. Real people have no use of such childish fantasies.

>>666398185
I need to see if there's something good with this. "Send pussy?"

>>666401254
Actually, he exists because rich people needed an idea that made the masses susceptible to accepting a higher authority without question. Hence God was invented.

>>666398931
the ONLY good thing to come from cannuckistan

>>666398185
She's fucking hot, you prob arnt perfect either, plus her boobs will get bigger if she become preggo and she won't become a lardass

>>666401326
I never said you are a normally developed person.

>>666400972
Fine, but i won't enjoy it

>>666398931
more noomi!

>>666401370
You must be brilliant in debates, your entire tactic is just attacking your oponent's character.

>>666401450
>marxism
>not utterly wrong.

>>666399291
Gorgeous except for that shitty tattoo. Hopefully the next generation figures out how stupid tattoos are, since millennials are a lost cause.

>>666401032
Yeah, and ive been with plenty of women who verbally declared marriage to be retarded.
but they where like 6/10 and i had to do my best to not say something along the lines of '' Dont worry, no self respecting man would spend the rest of his life with you, so you're good.'' so i guess that doesn't say much

>>666399111
Or to keep every guy from staring at their brakes chest, padding keeps the headlights on dim

>>666398926
Fun fact: "Tis" is Danish for pee.

>>666401524
You have no character left to attack. Go lick altars, deluded cunt.

>>666401346
>She's way too pretty for you in the first place
This Fuckin site gets worse every day.

>>666400102
>Sadly, I had pics (before cellphone era) and burned them after we broke up

Well that's a poor idea - never know when you might have needed leverage.

>>666401346
I don't see how this hurts me if I'm already fucking her. If she sticks around for the verbal abuse, she's a keeper.

>...
You should know that this doesn't make you look contemplative. It makes you look like you're either a faggot or have a learning disability.

>>666399333
I cant let these trips go uncheckd

Tits are nice but not a big deal, dated/fucked the full tit size spectrum and it's never made the sex significantly better for them to be large. In fact, sometimes when they're big they don't like em being touched because they're sore all the time =x

>>666401544
No, obviously don't marry some dimwitted bimbo slut who's gonna jump on the next dick she sniffs. What I mean is marry that girl you love, if you even believe in such things. But if you really love a girl (not just with your dick), and she wants to marry, then I don't see why not.

>>666401754
I smell backfire.

>>666401701
Brilliant.

You sure showed me.

Enjoy your empty existence.

>>666399291
New favorite porn star!

>>666401722
Good fuck you're stupid. OP's pic is objectively an 8... not one of you obese fucks could get in her pants without date-rape drugs.

You're a pederast and that's not a good thing.

I have no problem with flat chestets I do with the one's whose tits went south for the winter and are not coming back

>>666401855
I smell someone who is inexperienced at power exchange and degradation.
Come back and talk to me when you get a little more experience.

>>666401915
Fuck you if you need god in your life. How empty are you?

>>666401346
>Not knowing what 'humiliation kink' is
>Actually being this young

I think you forgot to ask permission from your parents before visiting here.

>>666398185
detect benis

>>666401753
I know. But this was also before the day that posting in revenge was a thing. I think about it almost daily. We had a video, too. She had/has that.

She was barely 5'1" and thought she was fat when she was 120 lbs. And had calves and a body like a gymnast. Dem genetics.

>>666401254
>Is retarded enough to write the same thing

God might be able to give people purpose, but you didn't say what fact proves he exists. Can you measure God? Can you taste God? No. Until you can give me PROOF that he exists, you're just another autist

>>666402007
>every one on 4 chan is obese

>not me though, I'm the exception.

Stay retarded kid.

>>666401846
Youre a faggot.
Now that we got that out of the way, I agree, if its some one i truly love then its a no brainer, if ive decided i want to stay with a person for the rest of my life, and in addition its thats persons life long dream to do some weird retarded ritual, then yeah id do it, what the fuck ever i guess right?

>>666401754
>If she sticks around for the verbal abuse, she's a keeper.

No. It makes you an idiot and she should recognize that. If not, then you're an Idiot-Pair. Just don't procreate; my taxes are high enough giving free money to niggers-without-dads.

This is why I love this shithole; people like you openly revealing how you were abused as a child and now want to pass that on because you've learned nothing. Seek help.

>>666402060
That comes from a guy who thinks power exchange is insulting his flat chested fuckfreak while having sex. Nice one.

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>>666398185
"your chest is so flat some british people want to rent it"

>>666402202
>proof that god exists

It's like asking someone to explain what colour is without relating it to something else.

You can't prove something that exists outside of your plane of existence.

>>666398185
Be happy that someone likes you enough to take off their shirt in front of you. God knows no one else will.

>>666398185
buy her some tits. problem solved.

>>666398185
Put that hottie on a pedestal and thank your gods

>>666398185
How could you not notice before she removed shirt.

But if there's hole fill it.

>>666402260
Of course they're all fat idiots. Anyhow, dummy, remember the 4chan motto and know that you fell for kayfabe like the true moron you are.

>>666398185
source?

>>666402342
I just say red. If you don't know the color, well, fuck you. Colorblind people should be eaten anyways.

I think you should leave her immediately!! With a body like that she obviously deserve someone much better than you!!!!

>>666402340
I zozzled

still, get out

>>666402339
Indeed. He's a fucking abusive idiot and should probably just accept that and deal with it. But no, he'll justify it because his brain is broken.

>>666402504
>being 13

>>666399757
^This

>>666402277
>no u
>being butthurt
>>666402339
Notice the word "degradation" is also a part of the post you're replying too, you stupid teenage nigger. I mean, holy shit. How did you even find this place being as stupid as you are. Your parents must have been legitimately retarded to have raised someone like you.

>>666402202

>tips fedora

>>666402594
>female detected
>>>/tumblr/

>>666402576
>zozzled

That's not a thing, nor will it be.

>>666402697
bapazga

>>666402431
>i actually think 4chan has a motto

>i fit in now

Continue being retarded.

>>666398185
I mean
I'm pretty sure you knew to expect no tits before you took her shirt off

>>666398185
>qt

kill yourself

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>>666402616
Finally found you, brother!!! After all of those years searching!

>>666398674
same. she looks pretty fine

>>666399096
All her titmeat wound up in her quim lips.

>>666402875
>posting maymays after 2010

>>666402342
>hurr can't prove that, hurr we have to believe it anyways

Then what is stopping you from thinking that there is a magical flying monkey above your head and every time you look up, it disappears and then someone tries to take a picture, it vanishes for two minutes. Why waste your energy and an estimated 80 years on this earth believing in something that probably doesn't exist. What if it turns out, that he doesn't exist and there really isn't a heaven? You've wasted 80 years and it's back to an eternity of nothingness.

>>666398185
I once licked a pair of small titties till she orgasmed.
Small tits are awesome

>>666402964
I have a maymay you can suck on...

>>666402697
I he he'd

>40% of males like small chests
Stop being a fucking faggot and fuck her

>>666402619
>I sure showed that guy
>weow

>>666398185
>>finally get a qt gf
Pay the boobjob and live happy.

>>666398674
>I would destroy this little girl
Well said

>>666398859
Mmmmeaty

>>666398185
Most women with small tits have great ass.show your gf's

>>666403043
So
>flying spaghetti monster argument
False equivalence

>if you're wrong you've wasted your time
No, I've set up the next generation of my family and have ensured that my family is stable. It's the best thing I could have feasibly done for humanity.

Living purely for hedonism is unhealthy.

>>666402277
Thanks reddit!

>>666403167
>>40% of males like small chests
Pretending is fun. That figure is completely inaccurate.

>>666398185
1. Search for the dick
2. Be happy cause I love small tits.

>>666398185
who cares
Massive tits are not only impractical and lead to back problems later in life but they are also creep magnets.

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>>666398185
i don't see the problem here.

>>666403352
>It's the best thing I could have feasibly done for humanity.

Suicide was a pretty good option.

>>666398402
>I need to spend money on a ring, wedding, etc. and potential kids just to fuck a girl with big tits
What?

def, fuck her..Dunno why its even a question

>>666402277
>people like you openly revealing how you were abused as a child
All that projection.

>>666400602
>He gives us purpose
Hahahaha, that's cute. Nice one, beta-fag.

>>666398185
dump "her" and get a woman gf, little fag.

>>666398185

Not care about tit size even a little bit and wreck all three of her holes until she's questioning her self worth and life choices

>>666403452
tiny tit female detected

show us your butthole, whore

>>666403559
Missing the point entirely. School and parents have failed you miserably for a long time.

>>666403429
Since there are over 7 billion humans on the planet (and increasing by 2 every second) any statistic stating "xyz % of people do this" will be inherently inaccurate.

>>666403352
> Living purely for hedonism is unhealthy.

Cause sucking god's dick is totally not hedonistic.

>>666402202
Who cares what you think?
God gave you free will it is up to you.
You can be this cuck if you want to.

By the way. You cannot disproove his existence eighter.

Ohh... you dropped your fedora.

>>666403779
I doubt babies are going to be in the small tit camp in this argument, you pseudo-intellectual shitbag.

>>666399971
You have no idea what type of bras that are available do you?

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>>666403717
>get a woman gf
Ok kid.

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it is delicious flat chest.

you must eat it.

>>666403352
>False equivalence
Are you retarded? It's all the same thing. Magical monkey, Russell's teapot, spaghetti monster, etc. It all comes down to would you actually believe, that a magical monkey would exist and if not, then why believe God exists?

>I've set up the next generation
No, you autist. What you've done is ensured the indoctrination of your kids. You can still ensure that you and your family and future generations are wealthy and healthy without God.

>>666403339
>Doesn't realize that that's a pornstar

>>666398307
You're not wrong

>>666398307
/thread

>>666404034
So your fully Fuckin retarded then?

Got it.

>>666403352
This nigga is prophet!
I like him.

>>666398185
be happy. im not into udders.

>>666403965
I love disprooving eighters!