STORIES ABOUT NUDES YOU OBTAINED YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE:
>Use Gmail Streak app to track if girls read my emails.
>Be ugly brown dude with lots of smarts.
>Have crush on girl from elementary school all throughout high school.
>She was hot piece of ass.
>She didn't really date anyone.
>Send her an occasional email saying hello.
>She reads and opens it once.
>Decide to make a fake email as boy she briefly dated after high school.
>Ask her for nudes after a few emails.
>Look at Gmail Streak stats and discover she looked at that email 10 times in a row from her iPhone and her MacBook.
>Sends me nudes the next day.
>I know have nudes of the girl I've had a crush on all through high school.
>Baffled at how easy that was.
Friend let me use his phone while i took a smoke break because mine was dead. Looked through and found this of his wife. Sent it to my dead phone.
>Be garbage man of our apartment building.
>(basically you volunteer to bring out building's garbage and get $100 off rent [not worth in imo, as some months there was huge amounts of garbage and I'd spend hours hauling it out])
>One day find bag of what appeared to be a girl's garbage: empty lipsticks, torn panties.... and an old iPhone 3GS
>Decide to keep the whole bag.
>Hook it up power cable and turn it on.
>Go into pics.
>It's the girl next door. Maybe 20 or 21 years old.
>Find 3 nudes.
>took a picture of myself
>sent it to me without me knowing
>I never knew
Got moar pics of her?
>Put down phone in friend's wife's bathroom.
>Put it sideways so it could record while charging.
>Friend's wife's bathroom has an entire wall behind the toilet made of mirror.
>Use the front camera to record with SC-OS-D recording while the screen is off.
>Be chatting with friend.
>His wife comes home and immediately runs to bathroom.
>Heart not even beating faster as I've done this before.
>Go in there a few minutes later and collect the vid.
>Vid showed her sitting down and immediately noticing my phone, but then dismissed it as just charging and the screen being off.
>Stayed sitting on toilet and continued pissing.
>She left the lights off and only a little night light is on.
>As she gets up you can clearly see her ass in the dark pixelated image.
>I had never seen such a prestigious woman's ass before. She's older and hardcore Mormon.
>Blew my load to it countless times.
>Still can't believe I captured it.
>be dating 4/10 gf
>Has 8/10 roommate who is 18 and has 9/10 body
>Use shower a few times and purposely leave my phone recording with secret camera app with phone sticking out of my picket slightly from my pants laying on the floor.
>Pretend to have forgotten pants in bathroom.
>One morning, I hear her go into the bathroom.
>Watch the video later, but you see nothing because she left light off.
>One night after I fuck my gf, I walk into the bathroom completely naked in hopes her hot room mate would see my dick while it was still erect.
>She had a bf, but he was some skrony mexican kid.
>I walk into bathroom and she's already in there WITH him.
>I allow her to see my dick before I pretend to notice she's there and cover up my dick right as he begins to see me.
>Tell gf what happened.
>Gf is uptight girl who follows rules and stuff. Gf assures me that she's going to get a complaint from her room mate about it.
>I think to myself the opposite. I knew her room mate liked it. (I have a freakishly large penis [8 inches]), and as I covered up my dick, she giggled.
>After days, nothing. Her room mate said nothing.
>Finally she takes a piss when I leave my camera in there.
>Not only did it record her pussy perfectly, it recorded her walking in there with panties and saying, "Stupid door knob. Won't lock properly, I'm gonna get walked in on. Ehhh, i don't care."
I KNEW she was talking about me in that vid. I masturbated to that countless times.
she definitely did not want me to share.
was very hesitant about sending nudes even via snapchat but once she did, she kept them coming..
she had a nice pussy and okay tits.
Or the face could be hit you stupid fuck. I can show you 10/10 bodies with troglodyte faces that look like they tried to give head to superman, scraped their teeth against his dick causing them to jag in different directions, and then took a serious beating from him afterwards because even if it didn't hurt it wasn't a classy thing to do.
I found some great wins in that garbage, but yeah. I didn't go through the large cans at first. Then I started paying more attention. Like, I didn't pass up any panties I found. I kept them all. The ones with discarded mail them, I'd look up on Facebook and keep in a personal stash, so I'd know what girl goes to them. The ones with no name I kept to maybe sell on Craigslist later.
8/10 face. 9/10 body.
>be at work.
>be in training for new job.
>trainer is kind of cool guy and is married to a woman in recruiting department.
>Brags about how he got his wife.
>Throws me his phone during class to look at some porn he has.
>Pretend like I'm looking through it.
>Go to his pics and find topless pics of his wife.
>Email them to myself and delete the email from outbox.
>Now have pics of glorious titties of lady in recruiting.
>Female friend dumps BF
>Wants to move in with me
>Promptly moves in & takes up residency on the couch
>Shoots down all my advances
>Confused as fuck
>She starts not coming home for days on end
>Shows up one day with a guy, says its her new BF
>Fast forward a week
>New guy, says he's new BF
>This bitch is a straight up whore
>Everytime she doesn't come home she texts me to feed/clean cage/change out/take care of her pet ferret she brought with her
>Getting sick of it
>One night come home late from work
>She's asleep on the couch with some really low cut shirt
>One tit is completely visible
>Can't take it anymore
>Next time she's gone, get on her laptop
>Snoop for hours
>Go on her FB
>Turns out she was sleeping with all three guys plus a few others all at once, playing them (and me) for fools
>Eventually find folder with odd name
To end the story I eventually threw her the fuck out a little while later after I caught her stealing money from my wallet.
Oh jesus christ. Giving hair color and a few other features isn't going to dox your girlfriend. Know how many fucking photos have been posted where each girls general description would match yours?
Stop fucking posting if you're not sharing you cocksucker.
GF: "lets jerk off together on Skype...but no caps, ok?"
Me:"Sure baby, whatever you say."
mfw i see the phone in the girls hand and know anon is a lying faggot
Here we go, Sorry for my english, frenchfag here.
> She's my oldest cousins
> Start talking on facebook about our sexual adventures
> She's start complain about her boobies and want use surgery
> Ask her for pictures
> Fap 1000000 times to this.
>female coworker around my age go to the toilet
>left her phone on the table
>passcode is 12345
>find 3 wins
Second and the last one. Merci.
>I plan to blackmail her with the pics later for moar nudes. Not sure if it'll work.
Dude, this is a TERRIBLE idea. Not only have you illegally obtained nudes (by going through her garbage), you're bumping things up to a full felony charge of blackmail. Think about this dude.
>Be dating this chubby chick
>She goes on vacation to see her dad in another state.
>She has this hippy tree hugger friend who pisses me off to no end. She's fucking stupid, but great body. Doesn't accept any of my advances.
>Has gay obnoxious tall boy living with her. He gets pissed that I hit on her.
>Me and my asperger's friend are at her house for a few hours smoking pot.
>I frequently record up her skirt as she walks by.
>Talk to her while she walks down hallways.
>This girl is so hippy, she actually pees with the door open. Try to record it, but didn't capture anything.
>Charge my phone on her laptop USB port while me and my asperger's friend are in her bedroom and she's with the gay guy and some other guy in the living room.
>The gay guy comes in to check on us and make sure we're not stealing anything.
>I tell the gay guy that I'm worried that I accidentally imported all my pics to her PC.
>Gay guy unlocks it for me.
>I find her photos folder.
>Literally drag the entire 40 GB onto my memory stick, with priority to any photos that have partial nudity or bathing suit pics.
>One pic shows her fucking exposing her leg tattoo that is right by her pussy. She is covering her pussy up with a towel. My asperger's friend wakes up and I tell him what I'm doing. He's all for it and says, "Man, you and me are exactly alike."
>We leave her place.
>Still have the pics, some of them have her snorting a bunch of cocaine.
Hey guys I'm pretty bad at this but I got pics
>chilling with my friend and his crush show up
>Let's call her Emily
>she brought her friend from Europe
>solid 9/10 with a hot ass accent
>Let's call her sara
>fuck it I'm not even going to try
>she invites only me to her birthday party
>didn't even say a word to her yet
>"IL try to make it"
>we all come back to my house to drink
Skipping the drinking part
>everyone starts to go to sleep on the floor
>I grab the couch because fuck them
>Emily "Sara why don't you sleep with anon"
>Sara casually comes up and starts to cuddle me
>to nervous to try anything all night
You mean you've gotten 80+ female friends on Facebook with a fake Facebook account? What's the point of that? Who cares if you can get pics with a fake facebook account. I can make a facebook with brad pitt's pics, but that doesn't mean the girls like ME as a person.
Now if you used brad pitt pics or someone who is hot to obtain nudes, then that's hot, as you obtained her naked body without having to actually be attractive and fooling her that you were someone else. You unlocked something that's not for you to normally see.
>Now if you used brad pitt pics or someone who is hot to obtain nudes, then that's hot, as you obtained her naked body without having to actually be attractive and fooling her that you were someone else. You unlocked something that's not for you to normally see.
I understand none of this.
In German, we have a phrase for this. "ich verstehe nur bahnhof" which translates into: "All I hear is Train station." Which is used mainly because Bahnhof sounds funny. But yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on in this conversation.
Did he use a fake facebook to get nudes of 80+ girls?
Or did he get 80+ female friends on facebook?
dated this girl for a bit, got nudes after fucking one day, we break up, forgets we took them.. She is married now but I still have these pics
>Have iphone charging dock/radio in bathroom for music when showering
>Open streaming app
>Put on charging dock and dim front screen so it looks off
>Stream front camera to computer in room
>Make recordings of female roomates and friends
>Seen the tits and asses of 3 girls I knew from highschool plus female roomate.
Sweet I really want to show her pics lol
>everyone's asleep now
>besides the 2 other people in the group fucking like 5 feet away
> finally bring up the nerve to make a move
>and Sara starts snoring like a 50 year old man
>fucking this shit I'm going to sleep
> I wake up to everyone but sara up stairs leaving
> go up stairs
> Emilys there waiting for me
>"anon we have to go so here, take this and bring Sara home once she wakes up"
>it's a key
> decide that's fucking it I'm making a move
>start hooking up with her and she waste no time taking her clothes off
>holy fuck she's hot
Well man I fucked her and took a picture of her while she wasn't paying attention, Wana see?
This is sara \b\ros
There was this girl I worked with, we dated for a bit but she ended it. Anyway she left her phone in her locker which she never locked and I knew her password from when we would hangout. Got like 3 wins but it always bums me out that I never really "earned" them.
To be honest, I ended up falling for her and we kinda were dating till she went back home. But it never worked out so I ducked her best friend "Emily "
She's bad in bed but her dreamy eyes and stunning looks made up for it.
>Be 23 year old me
>Have qt3.14 19 year old sister
>We live in a 2 bedroom apartment with parents and my sister does not have a room as she is only home for the summer from university
>When she changes she changes in our parents room
>Hide my Ipod nano in a bunch of clothes my dad leaves in his room
>Sister is in shower, I watch her come out and go into our parents room to change
>Finally she's done and I go watch the video
>Full frontal nudity of my sister
Its too bad I didn't have the Ipod nano when we were younger, when my sister was 14 she had the tightest body with 32b tits. Still not bad but she remained athletic and got bulkier
And she has no butt
ahh thats a shame, I'm dating a virgin right now,
I know she'll be bad in bed, but I really like her and being someone's "teacher" in the bedroom is kind of a fetish for me,
so hopefully it works out
yeah my girl's petite like that too but im not really into phat asses so im glad
skype with gf
i have tons of caps but shitlow resolution
0/10 would not bang, please delete the image because she's disgusting. Instead, you can have this 10/10 steak.
somewhere on this laptop i have a few videos she sent me and one of us fucking from a few years back but for the life of me can't remember where i saved it. i think i put it in some random ass folder for safekeeping and screwed myself.
she's unbelievably nervous man, met her on tinder
this is how our meetings have gone so far
>1st meet: kiss
>2nd meet: making out
>3rd meet: felt her breast
>4th meet: rubbing her over her clothes, she came
>5th meet: making out
>6th meet: kissing her breasts (made me close my eyes cus was nervous about me seeing them) and rubbing over panties,
>7th meet: rubbed over panties and gave her a minute and a half orgasm (she kept saying: "far out")
>8th meet: (last friday) saw her breasts and rubbed under her panties, it was literally hot down there
if you can, try and find a girl you like who's also a virgin because she'll idolize you
Someone I don't know emailed me these candid holiday videos of a girl I work with. They are kind of voyeuristic which is HOT. Now I'm hard every day at work when I see her walk into the office.
You can watch them here
volafile (dot) io (slash) r (slash) sj9GgJ
>living with my brother
>his gf sends him nudes through skype
>brother saves them on desktop
>mfw free nudes
She gives me blow jobs for weed. She won't let me take pictures of her naked though. I feel bad for taking advantage of her lack of funds. Not bad enough not to push on the back of her head.
GF never sends pics of her pussy to me over Snapchat. She gets drunk last night wants my D so she sends this.
Back in the 90's when I was snooping in my dad's room looking for his porn mags I found a photo of my ( now former ) step mother bent over in her panties.
Hated that bitch but I'd hate fuck her.
Another pussy shot
tried putting a spy can in the shower. didn't angle it so well but did get some pussy views.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Your steak looks like a fucking burnt tyre, you fucking cock mongler. THIS is the fucking 10/10.
what moral obstacle? it's just skin
in reality people shouldn't be afraid to walk down the streets completely naked anyway, we don't because of religious and social conditioning in most parts of the world, but in a utopia there would be no shame regarding nudity.