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>>666198582 its not though, Like she's talked to me before but for a bit and after that it was that. We talked about weed and that was it. Like sometimes I'll get pictures of her bud and rigs and shit but thats it(besides the nudes). We don't talk at all anymore but I still get the pictures. Its pretty cool tho.
>>666197942 >roommate has tindr >hooks up with a cute girl everyo other week >tells me i can too if i "put myself out there" >get on >see so many girls out of my league >also see so many landwhales sadly in my league >delete profile >go on being ugly, chubby, bland sack of shit >fap to sounds of roommate banging cuties nextdoor >research suicide methods
>>666198974 I would, But she really isn't that cute and I mean the nudes are nice but I wouldn't really stick my dick in it. Now ive fucked other chicks off tinder before and man its pretty awkward sometimes.
>>666198921 visit /fit/ and lose some weight. If you have height on your side you can literally score bitches from being tall and having a nice body. Being 6'4 has made my pussy game crazy and I wouldn't consider myself that good looking.
>>666198921 Dude, you have no idea how many beautiful girls out there don't have a boyfriend because of this kind of mentality you're spreading. A lot of them, and I really mean it A LOT OF THEM stay single for months even years because most men think they wouldn't stand a chance with a beautiful girl and therefore chose not to talk to them. Even good looking guys sometimes don't do it for the same reasons. Just show some confidence from the very first conversation and then be yourself, show that you're not a boring guy, ask her about what she likes to do, tell her what you like to do even if it sounds silly to you. If you're into painting or playing chess just say it, show that you have a passion for something and if you're good at what you're doing all girls will like that.
Obviously if your only passion is furry and loli that won't work...
>>666197942 If you don't have a pornstar sized dick, Tindr is completely useless. Only chicks who use it with any regularity are super sluts, so by the time you get them they will have already had dicks the size of forearms plowing into them. No good feels, man.
>25 but look 20. >meet 19 girl on tinder. She looked like a chubby Scarlette Johansson. >talk for a day or so >send dick pic >"omg get over her I want to suck your cock" surprisingly not joking >meet her in downtown Chicago. Pretty cool chick taking acting classes. >go to her house make out. Feels my throbbing cock. Gives me the "whip it out" look. >sucks my cock for a good hour and a half. End up throat fucking her yo competition. One of the best, toe curling blow jobs I've ever had to this day. Sucked my dick on one or two more occasions. Stopped talking to her because I'm a dick and I'm pretty sure she was a lesbian or a virgin as she never wanted to fuck.
>>666199812 Same guy >different 19 year old girl >super hot >fucked like 3 time that night, didn't cum. >fucked her twice the next morning. >finally came the second time. Artillery Shota all over her roommates bed. >name is Jackie dedelow from Indian.
>>666198921 What's wrong with dating 'in your league' I'm Handsome, not a Don Juan, but handsome, relatively fit (construction fag) and date big girls with pretty faces, skinny chicks with normal faces, AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME WHEN THEY FUCKING BEND OVER!!!
>>666199546 Not true at all. I'm 7in long by 5in circumference. Thats nit huge, bit i can fit a magnum pretty snug. I've a had good luck. It's all about the angles of your shots. I fit in magums so I just snap picture of one and they eat it up. Once girls see your cock in person, the chances of them turning you down are about the same as you turning them down.
Just kicked out some girl this morning who I fucked for a very long time last night and got jerked off at about 6am. Nothing like an emotionally void tinder bang to make a man feel his loneliness. Just miss my ex girlfriend tbh. Oh well at least I'm getting High
I don't know what to do either though, I just got dumped and wanna try this shit out so I can get better at sex (for when I try and and get my baby back ;_;) and I don't honestly know what to do. It doesn't help that like all of my matches are in the city like fuck I don't wanna go there.
>be 19 living in chicago >dont know anyone--> get tinder >meet latina chick, 6/10 >pretty cool we kick it, fuck, meet her friends hang for a few weeks >night of my bday (june) >dont have any friends in chitown execpt my roomate and tinder chick and her friends >celebrate with her, roommate and tinder girls male friend >smoke a lot of weed, get drunk in south side chi >girl suddenly gets crazy deluded conspiracy theories against me thinking im a liar and a phony >kicks me and roommate out of south side chitown house at 3 am >ghettohood.jpg >walk 3 blocks wait for a taxi on the corner for what feels like 3 hours >almost get mugged twice >on my bday >mfw
5/10 never message 4/10 message but nothing happens after: hi, how are you, good you? good..... 1/10 Longer chats, but only 1 meet up. Didnt clicked, she wanst that hot, not a player never spook again.
Tinder isnt working for me. But perhaps here in the Netherlands it isnt a hookup sex app but maby more a get to know other people app.
>natural baby face >girls call me cute >400+ matches on tinder in 2 months >swipe yes on everyone without looking >ignore all hot girls because autism >have met and fucked 2 fat chicks >kinda involuntarily into fat chicks now
>>666201830 Just got dumped myself, and I'm sorry to break it to you man, but she's probably not coming back. >>666201850 >from time to time This shit is all I do these days >>666201863 I said "Hey, what's up?" and I'm having a fucking panic attack now.
>>666201939 Dude its not even that bad. My grandma lives down there. In the past year I can even count how many times I commuted by train, bus, skateboard(and foot when I was to drunk to skate) down there in the past 2 years ago when I didn't have a license. I never got harassed. The worse thing that happened was almost crashing into some old couple while skating drunk.
I think im doing something wrong, I get some matches, tlak to bitches, and then they ignore me. Should I just offer them DICK right away and drop the normal convos? Met once, talked for 5 hours, seemed literally perfect for me,kinda ignores me ever since. Really, do they all just want the dick or I'm just boring everyone to death..
>>666201959 >>666202215 I can dream can't I? I'm thinking of asking her out on valentines day. She broke up with me because she felt she wasn't ready for a serious relationship and wanted to work on her own problems. I think she just needs space. I can still make it ;_:
>>666203048 >>666203204 >>666203204 I'm not about to say I'm not a beta, and I'm not gonna ask her to be my girlfriend again just yet, I mean just a date. Surely, it's gonna take some more time for her to get ready.
>>666203312 I really don't want this to be the case. Please man don't do this to me.
Fucked a landwhale from tinderlike site. Was quite nice, she had huge tits and was eager to do whatever I wanted. We fuck several times one night and that was end. Year after FB suggested me her as a friend, so I wrote to her, but she replied it was long ago and she moved on.
I've never got a girl back by asking HER out again, only if she ask ME out. True fucking true for crying out loud. Get on tinder, improve yourself, show her YOU'RE PAST HER, and she'll come back half the time.
PS this pic didn't end in hooking up and anybody who can use this pickup line and make it work is a GOD
Back when I was in highschool we had AIM, and there wasnt an (effective) directory, so you had to literally go into chatrooms and post a/s/l, and once in a great whike you'd get lucky enough to find someone of the opposite sex within 100 miles of you. And then, there were no pictures, so you didnt know of it was really a girl, and she didn't know you weren't a creepy old dude.
Nobody had phone cameras so that wasnt an option. If you got lucky, they might scan a yearbook photo or something.
Once in a while, youd get REALLY lucky, and she would have an oldschool digital camera, the kind with a 3.5" floppy as a memory card.
That was very very rare.
I owe losing my virginity to AOL IM.
I could post story if any anons were interested. Dem feels.
>>666197942 >move to bigger city >finally decide to try tinder again >chat with a few girls for a month or so >finally one reaches out to me first >apparently she recognized me from the cafe where I work >she's pretty hot, a local Italian chick with a nice booty >seems like she likes to have fun so we decide to meet up >we get a drink downtown and there's definitely something between us >she's a little heavier than her profile pics, but damn is the ass phat >like seriously, wow >got that nice Italian booty >I suggest grabbing a bottle of wine and going to the rooftop of the building where she works >there's a nice patio up there and it was a nice night >we get a bottle of wine and head up, proceed to drink basically the whole thing >eventually we are making out and groping each other hard >she moves to her knees and starts sucking me off >like without any warning, she just couldn't bear not to suck my dick any longer >she's really into it too, keeps moaning and shit awesome.jpg >she continues to suck my dick as I stare out over the city, admiring the skyline >right in front of me is the most famous building in the city, never thought I'd be getting my dick sucked with this wonderful vista before me
Eventually she stands up, pulls down her skirt, and I proceeded to fuck her right then and there on that rooftop, her fat ass jiggling all the while. Apparently she was really horny because god damn was she wet as fuck. Got really into it.
We almost got caught but everything ended up ok. Met up a few days later and had some crazy sex again. Was the last time but it was worth it, she had a real killer body if you're into girls who are a bit thicker.
I used to have a pic of her ass but I broke my phone :(
But yeah, if you guys ever want to have sex on the roof of a building I highly recommend it.
>>666203542 Pretty much avoid her. If she's not texting once a week or anything like that, she's past you and have no chance. Sad but True (get out Hetfield!) If she's texting every once in a while, she still digs you. I remember a girl texting once in a while, told her I want to move on and just be friends, was over her house in 2 hours. HAD NO FUCKING CLUE IT WAS THAT EASY! Too bad I jerked off before she texted :( Took 24 hours to finally cum the next morning. Dated for a year after that
>>666204330 lost mine under a bridge. i was 17, she was 23. not skinny, not fat. she became my live in maid and we had a 1 and a half year long horrible relationship. i got walked around on a leash and my name was fido. she as kinky as fuck, would describe us raping my crushes together during sex.
Tinder makes me depressed, seems like I have more chance or meeting up with some one if I make them hate me first. Although after I was done with this chick I never messaged her again, lived to far away.
>>666204649 Are you having a legit conversation? I wouldn't bother since your just gonna get the succ and leave and never see or hear from her again... The game has changed , pussy is no longer a challenge.
>Be me >oldfag - well past 45 >match with qt3.14 >she's in high school >says she likes older men >a senior, says she just turned 18 >very explicit chat >she wants to meet >tells me for $400 - I will make you happy >her Tindr is linked to her instagram >IG shows her FULL NAME >Stupid child! >I find her facebook, address, school, friiends, and many pics >I've screencapped all our conversation >my part is pretty tame >hers is explicit, and clear solicitation >spliced them all together via photoshop >Got to her parents facebook, too >We are still chatting, am struggling with my morals vs my sex drive
>>666204570 Exactly dude, hair cut, hang with bros, etc, I hate people who use facebook to promote their social life but I'm 33 and don't care about my social life, just get along with anyone who's near me. But that facebook shit will work. It's a win win because you're moving on and you might get her back. Sounds like you're smothering her though, I use to do that too! most chicks in their 20's hate being smothered, it's not until later in life they like that shit (not sure but I'm 33 and I can smother them a little bit with success)
Also being married with a kid I dont get out to play like you guys do...bit god damned why couldnt this have been a thing like 6 years ago? In my 20's the closest thing was Adultfriendfinder and MAYBE hot or not....but those places were just full of crazy bitches. It seems like it is easier to get laid now than ot was a few years ago.
At least if shit doesnt workout I know O have options.
>>666205179 Yeah I definitely smothered her when she needed space, saying are you sure we needed to break off and all the beta shit that comes from losing your first girlfriend. She was telling me she didn't deserve me and shit, and I'm starting to agree, I mean she fucking broke up with me over facebook. I haven't even seen her since before she broke up with me.
>>666199538 Yeah, I'm sure a Karlie Kloss-looking woman alone at a party is so lonely she longs to be approached by a guy like me, with a face that looks like biscuit dough and the personality of a beige dishrag because she's so rarely approached.
>>666205463 33 here, get over her with someone else, best fucking advice I can give you, You keep this shit up you gonna be collecting cats! I was shy as fuck when I was in my 20's and fretted over the same stuff you're worrying about. After having 5 plus relationships (some were three months, some 2 years) and lots of single dates, 2 dates, etc, it's super fucking simple and fun. Go forth my son and fornicate the world!
>>666205909 Yo for real dude you just showed me the light. I'm not about to fully get this girl out of my head but I'm not going to fucking pursue her, that won't get me anywhere, getting with someone else would definitely get me places.
Trying to meet up with a girl from tinder Asked her to meet up twice Different excuses, said she has no money, said she isn't ready to meet up with people after breaking up with her boyfriend. Mentioned it a week later, she said I was making her anxious from asking her to much. What do? Lost cause?
>Match with redhead bi cutie >meet up at Uni >Petite, gorgeous >Has a lesbian girlfriend >Still dtf >Hang out at their place >Sex with bi, lesbian girl watches and fingers herself, then facesits her gf and facesucks with me >Doesn't want to have proper sex with me so goes back to fingering self
> b me 16, 2001 or so > napster isnt kill have tons of metallica kek > constantly trolling AIM chatrooms because betafag9000 > meet some girl 45 minutes away > we talk all the time, I go for nudes but she wont/cant go for it. Talk and have cybersex. > cybersex was a big thing back then, and yes it was autistic as it sounds. > few years go by, meet all her friends from her school online, have private chatrooms with them > one of them starts IMing me behind the scenes, we trad pictures and shes realllyyyyy flirty > fast forward a few months and we're having phone sex > run up parents cellphone bill because back then plans were shit > we stop talking because life > finally get my license at 17, and we start talking again... shes literally putting her parents scanner on the floor and sitting on it for me doing all kinds of shit ..... go on?
> suddenly thought comes to my mind... I can drive, Shes only an hour away > she agrees > lie to parents tell them im going to a nearby friends > drive moms car an hour away to a city ive never been too n get lost > call her from mcdonalds payphone > mfw her fucking dad agrees to BRING HER TO ME > Drops her off, has no clue who i am, doesnt care, leaves > we find a movie theater > she has 9/10 body 7/10 face, blonde, cheerleader > im 6/10 at best how is this happening > get to movies, sit in parking lot and talk > 5 minutes later we're making out ....
>>666209104 addendum: Worst that can happen typically is they say no and you get over it, the more this happens the easier it gets to move on because you're spending less time building up 1 person as god in your mind and focusing on their legitimate pros and cons
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