Tinder experience thread any story welcome.

Some chick who matched with me and never spoke with me added me on snapchat and every morning sends me teasing pictures but she wont talk to me.

>>666198450
sounds like a robot

>>666198582
its not though, Like she's talked to me before but for a bit and after that it was that. We talked about weed and that was it. Like sometimes I'll get pictures of her bud and rigs and shit but thats it(besides the nudes). We don't talk at all anymore but I still get the pictures. Its pretty cool tho.

>>666197942
>roommate has tindr
>hooks up with a cute girl everyo other week
>tells me i can too if i "put myself out there"
>get on
>see so many girls out of my league
>also see so many landwhales sadly in my league
>delete profile
>go on being ugly, chubby, bland sack of shit
>fap to sounds of roommate banging cuties nextdoor
>research suicide methods

>>666198710
Tell her you want to slam her. Meet up smoke some bud and fuck her

>>666198974
I would, But she really isn't that cute and I mean the nudes are nice but I wouldn't really stick my dick in it. Now ive fucked other chicks off tinder before and man its pretty awkward sometimes.

>>666198921
visit /fit/ and lose some weight. If you have height on your side you can literally score bitches from being tall and having a nice body. Being 6'4 has made my pussy game crazy and I wouldn't consider myself that good looking.

match like a chick a week, message them and they never message back. got one nude from one chick like 4 months back but it never went anywhere. was a nice nude though

>>666198921
damn nigga... way to bring down the mood.

for the record i lost 100 pounds by cutting out milk kool aid and soda and replacing it with water. in case you wanted help getting the chubby part to go away.

>>666198921
Kill yourself.

>match with qt 3.14
>make plans to meet
>go
>she never shows up
>go home and fap

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I'm texting some qt an hour away trying to get inside the snatch. All my other matches don't respond

>>666198921
Dude, you have no idea how many beautiful girls out there don't have a boyfriend because of this kind of mentality you're spreading. A lot of them, and I really mean it A LOT OF THEM stay single for months even years because most men think they wouldn't stand a chance with a beautiful girl and therefore chose not to talk to them. Even good looking guys sometimes don't do it for the same reasons. Just show some confidence from the very first conversation and then be yourself, show that you're not a boring guy, ask her about what she likes to do, tell her what you like to do even if it sounds silly to you. If you're into painting or playing chess just say it, show that you have a passion for something and if you're good at what you're doing all girls will like that.

Obviously if your only passion is furry and loli that won't work...

>>666197942
If you don't have a pornstar sized dick, Tindr is completely useless. Only chicks who use it with any regularity are super sluts, so by the time you get them they will have already had dicks the size of forearms plowing into them. No good feels, man.

>meet grill on tinder
>looks ok 6/10 headshot picture
>agree to meet
>get there "hey I'm here"
>door opens
>she comes out only 150 lbs heavier then what I expected
>drive away quickly

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Tinder is full of creatures up north

>25 but look 20.
>meet 19 girl on tinder. She looked like a chubby Scarlette Johansson.
>talk for a day or so
>send dick pic
>"omg get over her I want to suck your cock" surprisingly not joking
>meet her in downtown Chicago. Pretty cool chick taking acting classes.
>go to her house make out. Feels my throbbing cock. Gives me the "whip it out" look.
>sucks my cock for a good hour and a half. End up throat fucking her yo competition. One of the best, toe curling blow jobs I've ever had to this day. Sucked my dick on one or two more occasions. Stopped talking to her because I'm a dick and I'm pretty sure she was a lesbian or a virgin as she never wanted to fuck.

>>666199726
i'd still hit it

>>666199726
Man I want to completely cover her face in cum

>>666199703
kek'd

>>666197942
liked like 20 girls, none of them liked back

>>666199726
Man I have so many cringe chicks that I can show you from my catfish tinder account.

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>>666199242
I cut out Soda just by switching to seltzer water/club soda. Only love soda for the bite and not really for the sugar, but seltzer water has bite and goes well with dinner.

>>666199812
Same guy
>different 19 year old girl
>super hot
>fucked like 3 time that night, didn't cum.
>fucked her twice the next morning.
>finally came the second time. Artillery Shota all over her roommates bed.
>name is Jackie dedelow from Indian.

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>>666197942
sauce pls

>>666199546
>I have literally no idea how vaginas work.

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>>666198921
What's wrong with dating 'in your league' I'm Handsome, not a Don Juan, but handsome, relatively fit (construction fag) and date big girls with pretty faces, skinny chicks with normal faces, AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME WHEN THEY FUCKING BEND OVER!!!

>>666200319
she calls herself princess leia. she has a clips4sale.

>>666199546
>translation: reddit banned me so i'm shitposting on 4chan instead

>>666200319
Sause on that pic?

>>666200357
Teach me master

>>666200182
Are you catfish man?

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>>666200478
thanks fam

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matched with this beauty the other day

>>666200661
No I am not sadly, May he be a legend to us all.

>>666199233
what are you faggot waiting for? post it!

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>>666198921
made me laugh my ass off, 10/10 it's probably what I would have done being in your pants.

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Tinder is only useful if you are into slutty, literally every bird I have bagged off from tinder has also got round most of my mates who are on my Base.

>>666199546
Go to a groinocologist and have them explain how a pussy works

>>666199546
Not true at all. I'm 7in long by 5in circumference. Thats nit huge, bit i can fit a magnum pretty snug. I've a had good luck. It's all about the angles of your shots. I fit in magums so I just snap picture of one and they eat it up. Once girls see your cock in person, the chances of them turning you down are about the same as you turning them down.

>>666199703
Big girls give THE best blow jobs

>>666199116
show them nudes then bro

Just kicked out some girl this morning who I fucked for a very long time last night and got jerked off at about 6am. Nothing like an emotionally void tinder bang to make a man feel his loneliness. Just miss my ex girlfriend tbh. Oh well at least I'm getting High

>>666200968
No way to screenshot on snapchat without her knowing :/ So I don't have any nor could I post them for reasons :)

>>666200252
Did she have a mole on her upper lip?

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>>666200319
[SPOILER]

>>666200319
Is that Metal Gear?

>>666199116
post pics?

>>666201061
Yeah. Do you know her, or did you look up her facebook?

>>666201166
He probably doesn't and is just trying to find her person information to fuck with you lmao

>>666201110
poor man's stephanie joosten

>>666197942
Can't find her vids anymore.

>>666201054
does she want more lurkers? O.O :P

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I <3 slutty women.

>>666201339
underage by a year but dont want a chance for getting banned if I did have them

>>666201240
It's whatever, I don't give a shit. I gave the name so the weirdos could perv out.

>>666201368
They are amazing on tinder, Had a chick recently ask me to come eat her out at 2am in the morning. Was a great night.

>>666201368
How often does that even work?

>>666201470
Often

>>666200694
Noice! ....

Got my first match 20 minutes ago.
What the fuck do I do?

I'm too fucking robot for this normie shit.

>>666199546
Kekkel, just use your legs instead, still works.

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>>666201304
Pick one, name a file host and I'll upload it.

>>666201618
just b urself ;^)

I don't know what to do either though, I just got dumped and wanna try this shit out so I can get better at sex (for when I try and and get my baby back ;_;) and I don't honestly know what to do. It doesn't help that like all of my matches are in the city like fuck I don't wanna go there.

>>666201618
Just say "hey, I'm a fucking normie that browses 4chan from time to time asking about dating advice about tinder... Wanna meet up some time?"

Usually works for me..

>>666201618
>>666201618
>>666201618
Talk to her you fucking autistic sack of shit
>have a wank first, you'll be the coolest guy in the world!

>>666201769
any anal on mega

>>666199703
But them curves.

Plow it in her ass. Very gratifying to cum in a girls ass and have her beg for more. Skinny bitches don't do this.

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Ill share, why not

>be 19 living in chicago
>dont know anyone--> get tinder
>meet latina chick, 6/10
>pretty cool we kick it, fuck, meet her friends hang for a few weeks
>night of my bday (june)
>dont have any friends in chitown execpt my roomate and tinder chick and her friends
>celebrate with her, roommate and tinder girls male friend
>smoke a lot of weed, get drunk in south side chi
>girl suddenly gets crazy deluded conspiracy theories against me thinking im a liar and a phony
>kicks me and roommate out of south side chitown house at 3 am
>ghettohood.jpg
>walk 3 blocks wait for a taxi on the corner for what feels like 3 hours
>almost get mugged twice
>on my bday
>mfw

>>666201830
>get her back

Nigga she gon!

>>666201166
The name sounded familiar turns out we have 18 mutual friends. I'm from NWI

>>666201470
Most men forget women in their 20's are super horny. You can lay it all down with them.

I'm seeing all deez niggahs talk to all deez hoes... But compare your profile pics! Whip em out nigger faggot.

>>666201939
>>almost get mugged twice

aka

>i saw a couple black people and they scared me

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>>666199233
>>666200711
Here you go anon

>>666201996
This. Everyone do this so we can compare

Liked now about 500+- girls, mabye 50 matches.

5/10 never message
4/10 message but nothing happens after: hi, how are you, good you? good.....
1/10 Longer chats, but only 1 meet up. Didnt clicked, she wanst that hot, not a player never spook again.

Tinder isnt working for me. But perhaps here in the Netherlands it isnt a hookup sex app but maby more a get to know other people app.

>natural baby face
>girls call me cute
>400+ matches on tinder in 2 months
>swipe yes on everyone without looking
>ignore all hot girls because autism
>have met and fucked 2 fat chicks
>kinda involuntarily into fat chicks now

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>>666199538
>show her you Are not a boring Guy
>not a boring Guy

Yes anon tell her about How you love spending practically all your spare time collecting semen in jars, expanding your piss jug collection and browsing 4chan

>>666201830
Just got dumped myself, and I'm sorry to break it to you man, but she's probably not coming back.
>>666201850
>from time to time
This shit is all I do these days
>>666201863
I said "Hey, what's up?" and I'm having a fucking panic attack now.

CAPTCHA: I'm not a robot
I can't lie

>>666202088
pretty spot on but i was high as balls in ghetto chicago at night. niggas were circling the block i swear man...

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>>666201769
you're a god

>>666202088
almost get mugged twice

aka

>i saw a couple black people and they scared me

Aka

> he almost got mugged

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This actually got me laid

>>666201939
Dude its not even that bad. My grandma lives down there. In the past year I can even count how many times I commuted by train, bus, skateboard(and foot when I was to drunk to skate) down there in the past 2 years ago when I didn't have a license. I never got harassed. The worse thing that happened was almost crashing into some old couple while skating drunk.

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>>666201876
Keep it bumped.

>>666198921
That's hilarious!

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>>666202333
Mfw sometimes it really is that simple.

>>666202215
Dayum son, you /b/rowse every day? Then my convo starter is pretty much trash then... Wish i coulda helped bruh

>>666201166
We're going to need more than that. Pics from the fuck or what. Even with the name your tale is boring AF.

have a female friend, she constantly talks about the 40 yo guys she meets on tinder. I hate her.

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>>666197942
One of my fav matches....

>>666202606
Holy fuck man worth the drive

>>666198921
Man haven't we all been there

I think im doing something wrong, I get some matches, tlak to bitches, and then they ignore me. Should I just offer them DICK right away and drop the normal convos? Met once, talked for 5 hours, seemed literally perfect for me,kinda ignores me ever since. Really, do they all just want the dick or I'm just boring everyone to death..

>>666202501
I don't give a fuck. Go get your own conquests. This happened a year ago, so no I don't have any pictures anymore.
Stop living vicariously through others, neckbeard.

>match with 9/10 girl, tall, with tats and great tits and ass
>get invited over to smoke a bowl and hangout
>smoke a bowl with her
>literally 5 minutes later get told to leave

Well that sucked :/

>>666202719
I havent

>>666197942
Sauce OP?

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>>666202374

>>666202814
I'd you provide the bud?

after dating and fucking a few hoes from tinder, my new hobby is to add them on snapchat to get nudes.

>>666202333
that made me chuckle, thanks anon

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>>666201959
>>666202215
I can dream can't I? I'm thinking of asking her out on valentines day. She broke up with me because she felt she wasn't ready for a serious relationship and wanted to work on her own problems. I think she just needs space. I can still make it ;_:

>>666202938
>I'm thinking of asking her out on valentines day.
This is literally the most beta course of action you could possibly take right now.

>>666203048
this

>>666198921
wish there was a like button

>>666202938
Don't ask her out on valentines, wait until at least March/April.
I'm rooting for ya, champ

>>666200453
>eso en cuatro no se ve

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>>666202938
>I think she just needs space.
nigga she just wanted do suck on chads balls without you getting on her nerves

>>666202814
did you bring the goods? if not at least you got a free smoke

>>666202748
Why you mad?

>>666202938
>>666203048
>>666203204
What is this depressing shit?

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>>666203048
>>666203204
>>666203204
I'm not about to say I'm not a beta, and I'm not gonna ask her to be my girlfriend again just yet, I mean just a date. Surely, it's gonna take some more time for her to get ready.

>>666203312
I really don't want this to be the case. Please man don't do this to me.

Fucked a landwhale from tinderlike site. Was quite nice, she had huge tits and was eager to do whatever I wanted. We fuck several times one night and that was end. Year after FB suggested me her as a friend, so I wrote to her, but she replied it was long ago and she moved on.

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>>666202938
>>666201959
I'm this nigga

I've never got a girl back by asking HER out again, only if she ask ME out. True fucking true for crying out loud. Get on tinder, improve yourself, show her YOU'RE PAST HER, and she'll come back half the time.

PS this pic didn't end in hooking up and anybody who can use this pickup line and make it work is a GOD

>>666202899
>>666203321
Was her chop.

>>666203273
Oh god a spic

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>>666203396
>I really don't want this to be the case. Please man don't do this to me.
it's okay man, because somewhere out there is a chick that want's nothing more than to gobble on your balls

just forget the bitch and look for ms. ballgobbler

>>666203405
Not even on a date?

>>666197942
Im an oldfag.

Back when I was in highschool we had AIM, and there wasnt an (effective) directory, so you had to literally go into chatrooms and post a/s/l, and once in a great whike you'd get lucky enough to find someone of the opposite sex within 100 miles of you. And then, there were no pictures, so you didnt know of it was really a girl, and she didn't know you weren't a creepy old dude.

Nobody had phone cameras so that wasnt an option. If you got lucky, they might scan a yearbook photo or something.

Once in a while, youd get REALLY lucky, and she would have an oldschool digital camera, the kind with a 3.5" floppy as a memory card.

That was very very rare.

I owe losing my virginity to AOL IM.

I could post story if any anons were interested.
Dem feels.

>>666203468
Huh, weird.. maybe you gave her the rapey vibe.

>>666199726
I'd hit that.

>>666197942
>move to bigger city
>finally decide to try tinder again
>chat with a few girls for a month or so
>finally one reaches out to me first
>apparently she recognized me from the cafe where I work
>she's pretty hot, a local Italian chick with a nice booty
>seems like she likes to have fun
so we decide to meet up
>we get a drink downtown and there's definitely something between us
>she's a little heavier than her profile pics, but damn is the ass phat
>like seriously, wow
>got that nice Italian booty
>I suggest grabbing a bottle of wine and going to the rooftop of the building where she works
>there's a nice patio up there and it was a nice night
>we get a bottle of wine and head up, proceed to drink basically the whole thing
>eventually we are making out and groping each other hard
>she moves to her knees and starts sucking me off
>like without any warning, she just couldn't bear not to suck my dick any longer
>she's really into it too, keeps moaning and shit
awesome.jpg
>she continues to suck my dick as I stare out over the city, admiring the skyline
>right in front of me is the most famous building in the city, never thought I'd be getting my dick sucked with this wonderful vista before me

Eventually she stands up, pulls down her skirt, and I proceeded to fuck her right then and there on that rooftop, her fat ass jiggling all the while. Apparently she was really horny because god damn was she wet as fuck. Got really into it.

We almost got caught but everything ended up ok. Met up a few days later and had some crazy sex again. Was the last time but it was worth it, she had a real killer body if you're into girls who are a bit thicker.

I used to have a pic of her ass but I broke my phone :(

But yeah, if you guys ever want to have sex on the roof of a building I highly recommend it.

I met two girls off it, banged one. Both were landwhales.

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I'm new to tinder and haven't really gotten online pussy since. MySpace and AOL chats... What kind of profile pic should I have that says "he seems fuckable"

Bump for da prawn

>>666203578
It was very weird. She just out of nowhere asks me to leave mid conversation.

First bad tinder experience, which sucked because she was the hottest girl i'd met off it.

fail alt f4 ...

b/ will not have my story

so 2 girls fucked, still see one
And 2 others met. I could fuck the first but wasn't very attractive and I fail to fuck the second after the preliminary ...

>>666203652
i will take things that never happened for 3

>>666203542
Pretty much avoid her. If she's not texting once a week or anything like that, she's past you and have no chance. Sad but True (get out Hetfield!) If she's texting every once in a while, she still digs you. I remember a girl texting once in a while, told her I want to move on and just be friends, was over her house in 2 hours. HAD NO FUCKING CLUE IT WAS THAT EASY! Too bad I jerked off before she texted :( Took 24 hours to finally cum the next morning. Dated for a year after that

>>666203659
This

>>666203944
fail to fuck, mean she stoped when I would take the condom, and a few later tell me to leave her place

>>666201368
Jesus christ, how often i dreamed of this :( guess u gotta have some looks

>Living in Hungary
too bad Tinder is most of the time used for regular dating not fucking here

after reading some of the sadder experiences on here i am determined to go home and bury my face in my girlfriends ass. god i love that ass.

>>666200801
Post your profile pls (censor pics if you want)
I've right swiped at least 40-50 girls and I have decent-good looks, and have only gotten one match so far, maybe my profile isn't good

>>666203568
Fucking nostalgia, lost my virginity on an AOL chatroom when 19 to landwhale, now 33. Actually lost virginity in back of Geo Metro in a cemetery, Not my proudest moment

>>666197942
I'm sure I used to know this girl!!! Mrs Silver....

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>>666203795
>>666201876
>>666202864
>>666202279
First of 4

https://mega.nz/#!zs9mwDyD

Sorry my upload speed isn't great today but the next three are smaller filesizes so will be up quicker.

>>666204008
be jelly fgt

Why do black girls pussy's smell like Cod fish?

>>666204330
lost mine under a bridge. i was 17, she was 23. not skinny, not fat. she became my live in maid and we had a 1 and a half year long horrible relationship. i got walked around on a leash and my name was fido. she as kinky as fuck, would describe us raping my crushes together during sex.

>>666204045
>If she's not texting once a week or anything like that, she's past you and have no chance.

Well shit. It's only been about a week though, so maybe there's a chance. Still I know you're right. I guess I should get a hair cut, go out with the boys and get some pics snapped for my profile.

Also I have no idea what to put for my profile.

>>666201466
>eat her out at 2am in the morning
>Was a great night.
Holy shit, what a faggot.

>>666203568
I still remember my AOL/AIM handle...

JosephScreams:

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Tinder makes me depressed, seems like I have more chance or meeting up with some one if I make them hate me first. Although after I was done with this chick I never messaged her again, lived to far away.

>>666204435
whats the key

>>666203482
spic master race reporting in.

Hang out with a Chinese lil cutie.
She get todally trunk after a beer. She was insulting every one in the bar, take me out, asking for a kiss.

Slept well.

Also under a curse, all my tinder success exept her are named Camille. Camille is a great girlzrgrgr name.

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>>666204649

>>666204649
>my kiddos
abandon abandon abandon

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>>666204793

>>666204649
Are you having a legit conversation? I wouldn't bother since your just gonna get the succ and leave and never see or hear from her again... The game has changed , pussy is no longer a challenge.

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>>666204857

>>666204435
you forget the rest of the link with the key

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>>666204649
>kiddos

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>>666204673
Oops, sorry. Try this;

!9UniDf5m_jQlzsg32L3YrSfnKL_3aZ8HWrgo73AlSfg


>>666204435
2/4


https://mega.nz/#!38Ehwaxb!GilASKnRqhSMgpdIPDMMvOBnDFXaazgFrUZGTMna8_A

>Be me
>oldfag - well past 45
>match with qt3.14
>she's in high school
>says she likes older men
>a senior, says she just turned 18
>very explicit chat
>she wants to meet
>tells me for $400 - I will make you happy
>her Tindr is linked to her instagram
>IG shows her FULL NAME
>Stupid child!
>I find her facebook, address, school, friiends, and many pics
>I've screencapped all our conversation
>my part is pretty tame
>hers is explicit, and clear solicitation
>spliced them all together via photoshop
>Got to her parents facebook, too
>We are still chatting, am struggling with my morals vs my sex drive

>>666204857
Pol is leaking

>>666204857
Haha, that's pretty good.

>>666203568

go on anon

>>666200694
How long since Woolworth went under?

>>666204990
What the fuck man. That's not what you're supposed to talk about.

>>666202184
I get the same feeling here in switzerland, tinder is just a fucking waste of time here. It worked much better when I used to live in montreal

>>666205035
fucking narc

>>666204545
>>666204545
You need Jesus my son

>>666204570
Exactly dude, hair cut, hang with bros, etc, I hate people who use facebook to promote their social life but I'm 33 and don't care about my social life, just get along with anyone who's near me. But that facebook shit will work. It's a win win because you're moving on and you might get her back. Sounds like you're smothering her though, I use to do that too! most chicks in their 20's hate being smothered, it's not until later in life they like that shit (not sure but I'm 33 and I can smother them a little bit with success)

>>666204840
This was around new years, I forgot I saved this till this thread popped up.

>>666205034
ur a pal

>>666204990
Wow... Smooth..

>>666205119
Yah, same in my country. The real sluts want shirtless jacked profile pics, but I won't do that

>>666204760
Can you por fa vore some bleach and drink it in uno secondos

>>666205035
Chris Hansen is really going to extremes just for ratings now.

>>666201110
jesus christ, does she use those vag roastbeefs to attempt flight?

>>666201368
Lol you met her on my 34th bday

Also being married with a kid I dont get out to play like you guys do...bit god damned why couldnt this have been a thing like 6 years ago?
In my 20's the closest thing was Adultfriendfinder and MAYBE hot or not....but those places were just full of crazy bitches. It seems like it is easier to get laid now than ot was a few years ago.

At least if shit doesnt workout I know O have options.

>>666205034
>>666204435
>>666201769
>>666202374
Where did you get the videos?

>>666201054
theres an app where you can

>>666205179
Yeah I definitely smothered her when she needed space, saying are you sure we needed to break off and all the beta shit that comes from losing your first girlfriend. She was telling me she didn't deserve me and shit, and I'm starting to agree, I mean she fucking broke up with me over facebook. I haven't even seen her since before she broke up with me.

I LIKE FUCKING NIGGERS IN THE ASS!

>>666203568

Dude post.
.that's trippy

>>666204130

sadly this. met 4 chicks irl after matching on tinder. every one of them was looking for a relationship. that was the point where I deleted the app.

>>666201054
>>666205459
Casper io

My tinder experience is that eventually ill get some matches, reply back and then hear nothing from them

like ok fam

>>666205431
Use it for sidebitches it's just harmless sex bro

>>666203652

Need to do this on L.S.D and not fall off of a rooftop

>>666200899
>7inch
>not huge

Some of us have it much worse, friend.

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>>666199538
Yeah, I'm sure a Karlie Kloss-looking woman alone at a party is so lonely she longs to be approached by a guy like me, with a face that looks like biscuit dough and the personality of a beige dishrag because she's so rarely approached.

>>666199418
I plan to.

>>666205463
33 here, get over her with someone else, best fucking advice I can give you, You keep this shit up you gonna be collecting cats! I was shy as fuck when I was in my 20's and fretted over the same stuff you're worrying about. After having 5 plus relationships (some were three months, some 2 years) and lots of single dates, 2 dates, etc, it's super fucking simple and fun. Go forth my son and fornicate the world!

>>666205844

I take my 7 inch for granted everyday as it falls out my gf wet and slippery pussy

>>666205334
if you could actually rely on a good translator, maybe it'd make sense.
>Mamamel' bicho

bizump for the uploading hero

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>>666205909
Yo for real dude you just showed me the light. I'm not about to fully get this girl out of my head but I'm not going to fucking pursue her, that won't get me anywhere, getting with someone else would definitely get me places.

>>666205703
Nah man. I love my wife too much.

>>666205034

3/4 (the one the webm in OP is taken from)

https://mega.nz/#!jhtzDQja!X5iVMFuGsiO0YlGelzPraijef2LqIvT9a4T8dm7NpeA

See >>666201110 for thumbs

>>666205433
Private tracker, I have no invites.

>>666206535
Fuck. I've been looking for someone with an invite ;-;

>>666206535
You're awesome

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>>666206535
thank you so much

>>666199227
If you're a land whale you're bound to have stretch marks and losing weight doesnt help your game at all. Stretch marks are not good.

>>666205319
Good for you. Sluts that are after that kind of shit aren't worth it anyway mate, even just for a hook up

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>>666206185
Time heals all my son, it hurts less everyday that time goes by

Trying to meet up with a girl from tinder
Asked her to meet up twice
Different excuses, said she has no money, said she isn't ready to meet up with people after breaking up with her boyfriend.
Mentioned it a week later, she said I was making her anxious from asking her to much.
What do? Lost cause?

>>666207168
MOVE ON!!!

>>666207168
what's her name?

>>666200801
Uh isn't that the fucking point?

>>666207319
Jen

>>666202161

good shit!

>Match with redhead bi cutie
>meet up at Uni
>Petite, gorgeous
>Has a lesbian girlfriend
>Still dtf
>Hang out at their place
>Sex with bi, lesbian girl watches and fingers herself, then facesits her gf and facesucks with me
>Doesn't want to have proper sex with me so goes back to fingering self

All in all pretty good

>>666207566
What you look like? Have confidence?

>>666199546
So not true. My female housemate got with a guy off it last week. It wasn't based on his dick size.

>>666207466
just ask her a few more times if you have to. she's just playing hard to get

>>666205034
I can't get the second one

>>666201254

stefanie joosten

I just googled her and fell in love

>>666207854
First

>>666207797
If she's saying she's anxious, then give her room Beavis, when they play hard to get, you'll know cause it's a type of flirting, not an anxiety response

Met up with this qt and we slam. Turns out shes really cool. 2 years later shes still my girlfriend. True story tbh fam

>>666206535
omg what an annoying bitch could she just shut the fuck up

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banged this 6/10 chick on the second date. after that we had an on-off-relationship for like 7 months. best sex of my life but she was sometimes fucking retarded and she was christian.

missing the sex.

>>666207709
pale skinny 6' redhead with glasses
yeah

>>666203568

> b me 16, 2001 or so
> napster isnt kill have tons of metallica kek
> constantly trolling AIM chatrooms because betafag9000
> meet some girl 45 minutes away
> we talk all the time, I go for nudes but she wont/cant go for it. Talk and have cybersex.
> cybersex was a big thing back then, and yes it was autistic as it sounds.
> few years go by, meet all her friends from her school online, have private chatrooms with them
> one of them starts IMing me behind the scenes, we trad pictures and shes realllyyyyy flirty
> fast forward a few months and we're having phone sex
> run up parents cellphone bill because back then plans were shit
> we stop talking because life
> finally get my license at 17, and we start talking again... shes literally putting her parents scanner on the floor and sitting on it for me doing all kinds of shit
..... go on?

>>666202606
Did you hook up? Seems like a long ass drive

>>666208260
Wtf? Lol rate urself out of 10, looks wise. Do you dress fashionably?

>>666208330

I mean if you want to

I'm not lurking/tripping or anything

>>666206535
you are a saint. Any chance of a vaginal creampie vid?

>>666206748
>>666206965
You're all welcome. Sorry but 4/4 is taking forever (Mega being shitty).

>>666207928
In what way?

>>666208660
I'll see if there is one.

>>666199812
I'm from Chicago too and I've seen this chick. It's a tranny.

>>666208747
Roll

>>666204649
another mans save game! Abort Ship!!!

>>666208330
Fuck it im going on anyway

> suddenly thought comes to my mind... I can drive, Shes only an hour away
> she agrees
> lie to parents tell them im going to a nearby friends
> drive moms car an hour away to a city ive never been too n get lost
> call her from mcdonalds payphone
> mfw her fucking dad agrees to BRING HER TO ME
> Drops her off, has no clue who i am, doesnt care, leaves
> we find a movie theater
> she has 9/10 body 7/10 face, blonde, cheerleader
> im 6/10 at best how is this happening
> get to movies, sit in parking lot and talk
> 5 minutes later we're making out
....

>>666198710
Send her pics of your morning wood everyday and don't say anything tease her back bro

>>666203405
Crocodile dundee fucked a chinese bitch and had a daughter

>>666208499
I dunno like 7
not really

It's not really hard to make love, people who put women on a pedestal and imagine they're pure things that would never want sex get exactly what they expect: no sex

I just consider that biologically most people want sex, and somebody in their late teens/early 20s wants sex all the time, male or female, then ignore stupid inhibitions and go for it.

It doesn't typically end in a relationship if you're dating basically a stranger and each of you wants sex out of it, but that's fine.

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>>666208791
>>666208660
Something like this?
Also suggest another filehost because Mega is cunting me off now.

>>666209104
addendum: Worst that can happen typically is they say no and you get over it, the more this happens the easier it gets to move on because you're spending less time building up 1 person as god in your mind and focusing on their legitimate pros and cons

>>666209104
:/ I'm a virgin though, otherwise I'd use Tinder