Ausfags, I feel like reading some boong stories.
No boongs where I live luckily.
Partly because they actually settled partly deliberately into western culture as opposed to being forced in like pretty much all other tribespeople.
They were some of the only tribespeople who could negotiate rather than just be trampled since they had a few decades of practice with warring with firearms, which combined with the inherent talents (e.g. constructing sturdy fortifications overnight, and just generally being good at fighting) of the Maori made them a truly powerful combat force with the one teensy issue that they would always run out of bullets and food because they had no supply lines.
>fucked the place up
your welcome for technology
Cunts like you make the rest of us look bad.
I'm a proud black fella, but would rather be aussie then living in the past
Every night you Aussie faggots get on her and make the same stupid fucking thread, we get it you fucking idiots. Everyone on /b/ hates niggers.
Shut the fuck up with you stupid posts about cunt this and cunt that and post something someone might be interested in like some aussie tits or pussy you fucking stupid cunts.
No wonder you're the laughing stock of the world.
Have you ever heard of any aussie brand selling well overeas? The only shit the rest of the world know about you is throw the shrimp on the barbie mate.
You fucking suck you fucking bottom dwelling faggots.
Did I say anything negative? No I didn't, you shitlord
fuck you for assuming that this is negative, looks like a beautiful culture to me!
can we have more indigenous australian culture please?
it is fascinating
Poon here, tried to find proof but nothing without too much info so have tits instead.
This is true
Particular on one of the islands (don't remember which one)
They got so used to using bottlebrush to store embers to start fires that they forgot how to actually make fire
If their bottlebrush fire started went out, they had to trade with another tribe.
Abos are the master race. Their skull is twice as thick. If I could choose my own body, It would be a high-grade aboriginal body with a high-grade jewish or chinese brain. I would be the ultimate human.
We'll hunt all you boongs down for sport and burn you all in petrol
Oh fuck you created stick houses, make fire and dot paint. Good fucking job. Now you sit around a can of petrol and sniff it while complaining how bad you guys are doing and doing everything you can to leech off the whites you cunts
>until you came and fucked the place up
>developing an area and civilizing the land fucks the whole place up
>abos actually believe this
Jesus no wonder Australians hate Abos, you guys think civilization and human rights ruin things.
>meaningless to us
>mashes gooey stick against cave wall to make dots in pattern
>A M A Z I N G W O R K S O F A R T
>>ITT: A couple of drunk Australians and a lot of American dumbasses pretending to be Australian, plus one nigger who probably believes white people are werewolves or some nigger voodoo shit
>tfw half castes can actually be pretty hot
>rides my dick like a frenzied bitch
I'm American and have never been to Australia
But this thread is funny as fuck
Keep up the good work Bruce
aboriginals are one of the oldest known civilizations on earth, and on their 50,000 known years, all they invented was a hollow stick (Didgeridoo) and a curved stick (Boomerang)
You've never actually been in a fight have you? I mean outside of your video games.
The fact is there are pieces of shit in all races. I know good black people and bad ones, I know good White people and some absolute scumbags. What I fucking hate is internet tough guys that shit themselves when they get called out in real life.
To be fair, our natural resources are all out in the fucking desert, and our ore metallurgy is pretty much useless unless you already know about and developed steel. Even our coal requires massive strip mining operations, so there's no opportunity to 'discover' it in the first place. Even technology as basic as farming doesn't work here without more advanced techniques like irrigation and pest control.
A fairly safe assumption to make on /b/, but in this case you would be wrong faggot.
I've been in a few fair fights, and I've heard a lot of stories about minorities pulling weapons and stomping people.
I bounced for 4 years at the casino here, been in more fights than I can count, abos are for the most part terrible fighters, but mostly attack each other. Wogs think they are all kickboxers but mostly are fat or skinny with one in shape friend and they gang up on people.
Indians/Asians ...... Lol. maoris, strong, can take a beating, a lot of pushing rather than punching. Whites, mixed bag tbh
Fucking idiots from the eastern states keep fucking shit up for the superior South Australian master race. Who gave you stupid cunts computers to type on?!
Also; how did the stupid coon manage to get past captcha without breaking his device? Is he on home D? Is that why he's here?
I have aboriginal genetics. They aren't dominate, my dad was 50% or some bullshit. I took my mothers genes; apparent they are a pigment and usually the dominant. Pasty skin, can't go out in the sun for more than 5 minutes or I'll evaporate. Anyway, I have exploited this to study for free without being in Dept for following my occupation dreams. My mother earns minimum wage, and myself absent from employment at the moment, so I can justify something that isn't disirably meant for myself. Is it a cunt move to exploit the governments apology type system? I feel horrid that others pay generous amounts while I pay nothing, it's not just. But the option is there for me, and it the most sensible thing I can do at this moment
I posted these but it seems the CSIRO didn't strictly invent WiFi, just a certain way of arranging pre existing tech.
another fact: chimpanzees and apes have developed the ability to make shelter and use basic tools.
so the only thing boongs developed better than actual monkeys in their 50,000 years is fire?
Man do whatever you gotta do to get ahead in this fucking joke of an economy. Do something with it and become a meaningful member of society and I couldn't give two shits less how many handouts got you there.
I know. I don't enjoy hearing about prices people have to pay, I turn my sight from it when it comes up. I don't boast about it. I feel quite ashamed really that I'm taking the easy way with least resistance really.
I would like to do something with the environment. I start volunteer work next week to gain experience, so when I finish studying I can be in a field that I'll be satisfied and pleased with. I would like to open a nursery or home shop at some point selling cheap organic plants to people. But in the far future I would like to work for the government to have a steady income, I don't know when I will commit to that thought though. I also had a thought of opening a fruit and veg shop, organic foods that aren't ridiculously overpriced so people will be able to buy them and to compete with commercial growing. I liked the name "food for thought"
5th generation Scotsman and white as fuck. Just happen to be in the mining industry and a bit of a history buff.
The Australian colony was a punishment, because odds were you were going to fucking die. None of the crops grew properly, all the iron and steel had to be imported from Europe, and half the tree species are practically adamantium, which meant whatever you built would last forever but it was an absolute cunt to cut down and work with, and made terrible firewood because it took forever to actually get burning.
>iron ore wasn't discovered until 1840, and the industry failed until the 1920's because smelting technology wasn't good enough
>even in the 21st century farming is a horrific venture, with enormous potential for failure
The Aborigines probably could have been more enterprising with their society, but honestly forming a civilization here is like trying to beat Pandemic when starting in Greenland; pretty much impossible unless you know exactly what you're doing.
There's also a small joke that there WAS an advanced society of Aborigines living in central South Australia, and that's why the Brits nuked the fuck out of it in the 50's.
One of the stupidest leftist memes in history.
On the one hand, the natives had no nations, no borders, and no immigration laws. Fucking obviously.
On the other, the fact that they were displaved and eventually destroyed by other cultures MAKES THE POINT OF ANTI IMMIGRATION HAWKS FOR THEM.
You brain damaged retards.
Not an Amerifat, but...
There is actually a good argument for gun rights. That whole "muh guns will protect the rights of the citizens" mentality would disappear if guns were taken away. I have no doubt that Americans would be very creative when it comes to building weapons to protect them from a government that nobody likes, even with a gun ban, but that mentality may need to be protected.
On the other hand, cops in America are paranoid as fuck because they could get shot at any moment. The small-time criminals only need guns to protect themselves from hypervigilant armed citizens. The big-time criminals won't shoot anyone who isn't also involved in crime or a cop.
I had the opportunity once. An older woman who was staggering drunk sat down beside me at a park bench in Alice Springs. She asked me to come over to some bushes with with, when I asked what for she replied slyly, "For sex."
I had to politely decline, which left her sad with her head in her hands, lamenting fate on the street curb.
>implying "native Americans" were indigenous and didn't migrate from Asia