This is how my girlfriend broke up with me today
Go buy a motorcycle in cash and ride. Turn your life into a fucking adventure and see your country and if you so fancy the world. Fuck random bitches and enjoy life without commitment. Trust me, you'll be happier.
>don't know how to make webms
>Video posted is a webm
>I don't know how to make webms.
THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T INTO WEBMS!??
YOU JUST FUCKING POSTED ONE!!
Her vagina has his penis in a death grip, look how hes trying his hardest to pull it out but it just keeps getting sucked back in over and over again.
Hes slapping her in a desperate attempt to free himself, kinda like how you're sposed to punch a shark on the nose.
two people having sex, oh wow how hurtful. yeah, who gives a shit? wish her the best and move on, trust me. i used to have self esteem issues after i broke up with an ex, then i banged like 5 chicks in a month, just from tindering and socializing.
chicks like to fuck just as much as us and it makes you feel loads better if you bang as many of them as you can, just learn to talk to them
OP I'm the guy that fucked your gf. she fell in love with me the first time I fucked her. she begged for more every day. we did it for weeks before she told you. i told her that if she sent you that vid i'd eat her pussy. she did then i made her suck my dick and fucker her in the ass and she loved it anyway
That doesn't take this long you spearchucker
Send it to her family of course.
Make it nice at first, as in, tell them you won't be seeing her anymore and that you had hoped to build up a relationship with her but that your paths just aren't in the same direction, thank them for their hospitality and and wish them the best, then tell them you were thinking of taking her on an nice expensive citytrip but that she rather spent her time getting money to do this and add the video.
Never look back.
I'd keep it simpler:
>Make it nice at first, as in, tell them that you had hoped to build up a relationship with her but that...
she sent you this video today and you guess that means it's over. Then wish them all the best and sign off.
>you are now aware that I stole 40 minutes of your life easily, using obvious bait.
For anyone new to this board or website, this is our resident cuckold spammer. Every day there are different threads promoting his fetish for sharing his partner, they range from blatant BBC porn to threads like this where he hopes to plant the seed of the concept tied to your arousal from the webm.
Although there are no doubt others, he is a self confessed spammer that has been frequenting this website for about a decade, even going so far as to hire cheap online firms to aid in spamming his fetish.
Mental illness is a serious drug
You're lucky it was today. Usually they're sitting on the huge cock of a fucking loser for weeks draining you of money before then.
Get yourself a girl that isn't a closeted slut anon.
I did. That's my post. See I assumed OP was implying that his OP WEBM was the exact video he received. OP said it wasn't thoguh.
I just post photos I take whenever I post on /b/ in the hopes to one day see it reposted. Or someone recognizing it would be nice too. Idk.I also have the hunch that an image post might have more weight in /b/'s bump system but that's nothing but a hunch.
You mean you're starting to like the idea of being a cuck faggot, faggot?
cuck fetishists are the fucking worst. ill take a furry thread over this BBC/CUCK madness.
Shoulda warned us it's just a pair of hairy ass balls bouncing for a minute could saved me an hour you cunt
Don't be a pussy anon. Last month I found out my wife fucked this slutty little dude from her work, so I chatted him up on Facebook, ended up topping him and sent her a video of it without my face so only she knew.