Alcohol usually works, just either make sure her friends aren't around, or get her wicked drunk.
Cocaine also has a tendency to work.
If none of the above will work for you, tough luck.
Then you either have to find a naturally slutty hoe, or play the waiting game.
Here's a secret I bet you didn't know
Those "golden blonde" girls you guys are always lusting after, they all dye their hair that way and straighten it cause they're insecure as fuck sheeple
ITT: norwegian betas educating other /b/etas.
Norwegians have the cringiest english accent in the world.
Bullshit. Im gonna fuck some of them>>666036562
>Norwegians have the cringiest english accent in the world.
I phoned Stavanger once. Tried to comunicate with a woman in English......" jjejejejiejeieejfkdjajfjgjajgfdjglagjdk" Not able to understand a shit
Only possible things please. Im not Sirian, so I can not be a Sirian Immingrant. I could move to Siria, get Sirian nationality. Live there. Move back to Norway and then I would be a Sirian Immigrant. I will forgive you because you did not know that Im not Sirian. But now you know so tits or gtfo., Also, ap or ad ez?
>That's causes they never bother getting rid of the accent, it's either full on southern or CAN I SPEAK TO THE STATESMINISTER
>Trust me, I live here
I climbed to the fucking preikestolen iN A FUCKING RAINY day, GOT wet as hell, share a room with a southkorean girl in the """""hotel"""""" they only have between 3-7 days off per year LOOOOOL, She got mad when I told her my job conditions
anything under 20 are in the clubs that allow them, or at houseparties. You'll probably not get invited though, since you're on /b/. If you're in the oslo area you could party with me tonight.
I'm in the Oslo area, I'll party with you anon.
Below 40°parallel greatfucks, upper like fuck a rubberdoll
>I'll wear a dark jacket
I'll wear a dark jacket too, answer my approach phrase with: ikke er solen søkt, og ikke med kniv stein skåret, Forrest.
regroup at Chateu Nouf b/ros.
let's get smashed and fuk sum norwegen puss 4 science
Why there is not any norwegian nudes posted yet?
iS THAT 4shit?
Refugees dont speak English, dont know about maths and they are all colorblinds, SO YOU ARE A LIER.
tHEY are also liers, so if you were one of them, you wouldnt say that you were a RefuggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFU
...and in that moment, a moist silence swept over the thread...
also, age of consent in Norway is 16.
"Ett glass" and "Naken" are also quite popular ;) ;) ;) "WINK" "WINK"
>Go to party
>Do shots with her
>''Hard on the bottle''
>Pass out with her
Dont be this guy
And some girls are very slutty when they're drunk.
And i know a lot of desprate faggots who have taken the chance when a girl is drunk as fuck.
It's a horrible way to get laid here, but if you're a betafag, it works.
But remember one thing, if they regret sleeping with you in the first place, you are sure to be prosecuted for rape afterwards. Just sayin.
In Oslo there is a club called "skansen" and another called "stage" this is where the youngest chicks go to. Often the girls that just have filled 18 or if you're lucky you might a 17 or 16 y old. They often sneek in with fake a leg
This. Pick out one girl. Buy her drinks till your your wallet hurts, than take her out on the dancefloor and make her grind on you. This will get her horny. Then go for a kiss. Proceed with buying drinks and make her your own. ( be sure to pick out a girl that doesn't have sober friends with her.) at the end of the night you get a ride to bring her eighter to your place or to her's. Than it's usually good to go. This seems to work most of the times.
Sauce: im a Norwegian 20 y old. With a lot of "chicks at club experience".
This is true as fuck. Still fuckable though.
There are some golden blonde haired women that don't dye or anything.
Most of the time that anon is right though.
The real jackpot is girls born with platinum blonde hair, it's so special dye companies still can't get their compositions right to aptly imitate it
Be from somewhere "cool"
Go on a visit
Don't try to hide your accent
*I'm from Brooklyn and before you fags gay out about how shitty you think NYC is realize this: all your women want to be here. I've used this to great effect in New Zealand, Taiwan, England, and Oregon (Portland girls swoon over Brooklyn for whatever reason. I felt like I had 3 inches added to my cock while I was there)
>im a Norwegian 20 y old. With a lot of "chicks at club experience".
what kind of expierience is that? I can't even..
Norwegian in a nutshell.