got me like:
It was an accident just like this one
I mean, I've had sex with 8 girls, all were very attractive and I had sex with each of them many times.
Only two let me cum on their face. I know my numbers aren't impressive, but damn I'm happy with what I've got when I consider the poor fucks that have not even got their dick in a single fucking time. Not even a fat chick.. God damn, how do they live with themselves?
If you don't wanna talk about it, it's cool.
lost 'em at the ol' nip-off of '97
Well, for starters, I'm not lowering ny standards enough to fuck a fat chick. I don't care how much I want pussy, I'm not going low enough to fuck a chubster or a landwhale.
Second off, I live with myself by going MGTOW and not worrying about sex anymore.
Looks like we got a pro cum gargler here, folks!
Let's just say, the raccoon didn't make it, but I sure do wish I had that video.
Well anyway Mike, nice catching up. I hope you have a wonderful evening. Someone has to drink these beers, and I've taken it upon myself to take that responsibility.
Anyone else experience urethra/prostate pain after cumming when dehydrated from alcohol? Not an std (checked) only thing I can find is 'prostatis' which doesn't help. Doctor couldn't figure it out, just told me I have a slightly larger prostate but that doesn't explain why booze makes my dick hurt if I squirt.