Remember the time that Spiderman movie rip you downloaded turned out to be a girl getting fucked by a dog?
limewire/web1.0 stories go
can I have this video?
>tired of these old bitches
>look up cp
the 90's were a time to be alive. I feel sorry for 12-15 year olds nowadays that have to fap to 35 year old witches
I remember getting the same video file no matter what I looked up, but I don't remember the context of the video. I think there was a girl getting soaked in water near the start of it or something along those lines.
lol, I didn't even know what sea pee was when I was 12, but since I wanted to see girls my age, I looked that shit up on limewire. Those were the days before absolutely everything was monitored, just like how the NSA is monitoring this thread even as we speak
I probably looked up something like "porn for kids" and what I got was... honestly exactly what I was looking for.
There's bound to be a statute of limitations on that shit and nobody in their right mind would put someone in jail for something they looked up when they were 12, so I feel "safe enough" saying that I did.
Because who doesn't want to see people that look approximately their age in porn?
I think there are a few more rather unknown ones, but I also remember BearShare, eMule and Limewire the most. Those really were the days. The concept of literally getting anything you want at anytime was so new and fresh and you felt like you'd own the whole world.
Nowadays, even though nothing much has changed, it's got kinda boring. As a kid I'd have never thought I'd ever say this, but the internet really was way more exciting when you had to 'work hard' to get the stuff you want. It also always was very exciting to find certain fan-forums or websites of certain shows or games you've liked.
ITT: Pedophiles Remember.
Yep seen some didn't think anything about it still have the image burnt in to my brain she was young teens with a couple other girls all wearing fishnets and corsets and she was getting anal beads pulled out of her ass photo quality was professional
someone got those old limewire vids?
I have a few pics I can share
Who remembers this shit
>download 1 single song that i liked from limewire
>dont use it again
>friend tells me about porn
>i go and search porn on limewire
>dont know why but i like it
>download tons of images
>later try to install a game on the pc
>no room because of all the porn i downlaoded
>delete the lot except for 1 or two images in my pictures folder
>mum on computer next day
>anon whats this
>finds the few images i had left
>see that mp3 i downloaded from the internet
>its 8 megabytes
>so the mp3 virus put the naked ladies on the computer
>she buys it
she didn't fucking believe you retard. You were 11, she just humored your embaressment by not calling you on it. It's a very rational thing she did.
fucking dumbass idiot thinks he can have porn and say a virus did it. Do you really think anyone would believe you. You dumbshit ?
I remember going over my moms friends house, and she had a computer with it installed. I somehow download a generic hentai of a girl getting raped by a bunch of black octopus arms. I got a hard on, and turned off the monitor, then went into their living room.
That's the only time I've used it.
This was when I was 7 or 8, about 14 years ago.
i didn't start using Limewire until i was like 15. i figured out other ways to download shit, IRC and what not.
i did use Napster from the beginning to the end however. i liked Napster because it only dealt in music.
i didn't get broadband internet until i was like 15, so Limewire wouldn't have been much good.
>downloading videos and songs from limewire
>i wanna download half life cause that game was dope
>download half life
>computer running hella slow for the next day or two
>dad does a scan on the pc
>54 trojans on the pc
>dad flips out and says fuck it we'll get a new pc but i cant download shit on the new pc without his permission
>get new pc
>no more downloading games
>search weird al songs on limewire
>download a shit ton of porn
>lots of cp and beastiality
>computer running slow as again
>dad knew what was up
>check the pc for what i downloaded
>he said i have to be more careful about what i download
>trying to download 'Scream - featuring Slipknot, Mudvayne, Metallica, KoRN, Linkin Park, Deftones and Godsmack'
>get the video of Heather Brooke getting creampied in her throat everytime
>friend downloads screensaver from limewire
>he doesnt know what it does
>install it on a school laptop to be safe
>doesnt do jack shit
>later in class, laptop sitting charging in the corner with screen shut
>starts making these quiet gun noises and explosions
>teacher tells me to go fix it since i put it on there
>go sit at the back off class playing flash games for the rest of the lesson
>be at a friends party
>secretly start using his computer in his room, while party is in the living room
>start backing Limewire up to his computer
>return to party
My absolute favourite thing about limewire was that no matter what you searched for, the first result would be something like:
>80 people have downloaded this
Oh god do i miss the lols this program brought me.
Kazaa was the shit. Some of the best porn videos I've ever seen and still think about for nostalgia faps came from there.
There was the finest cheese pizza, and real rape videos, and all kinds of dick tantalizing delights that if you accidentally clicked on for 2 seconds in this day and age you'd panic and spend the next week or so lookin out your window for the party van
>download soad song, just one, like an idiot
>its a fucking 5 minute long advertisment by none other than bill.fucking.clinton
i don't even remember what it was but damn, what were those people thinking?
Hey, remember when you we're in 6th or 5th grade and you and you're friends got a mega hard boner for some of the girls in you're class?
You're all fucked up pedos and need treatment, NO ONE OF ANY AGE SHOULD BE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS UNDER THE AGE OF 16 YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILES
tbh I don't really want to see any of the movies that come out now so no need to torrent them, and pretty much all the games i actually want to play are pvp oriented, so no torrenting there either...
come to think of it, the only thing i would ever want to torrent now are books and i dont even read!
>download random shit
>call tech support
>download random shit
>call tech support
>download random shit
>call tech support
>download random shit
>call tech support
This is how people spent their days.
I think there were variations of kazaa that I remembered, like Kazza-lite and kazaa-lite + +.
I honestly remember going to my cousin's house and him showing me what limewire was. When he went to swimming practice, I would fap in my cousin's living room computer. It was fucking great.
Not limewire, but a streaming site.
>lying on bed with wife having a streaming binge
>one of the sci-fi shows we watch (can't remember which)
>find next episode
>labelled up on site correctly
>random porn with 2 lesbians in starts instead
>we both get horny and fuck
There needs to be more random porn disguised as films/TV shows/etc.
>chick from my class downloads a song
>Wants to play it in class
>old as fuck PC's
>puts usb into pc
>double clicks dat shit
>gay porn all over the place
>after 5 minutes of loud noises PC turns off
>school network doesn't work for two weeks
Best week evar
>be me 11
>never seen a naked woman or a guy in life
>search for a yellow card song on limewire can't remeber it's name try in go to input what I can recall ends up with hot girl massage. Downloading it
>download comprete, open video see the dad from even Stevens chilling on a chair in varanda(I get excited thinking it's a new episode of even Stevens or something)
>hot girl in robes makes an entry, gets naked (holy fuck see tatas for the first time and they were huge). Even atevens dad.guy puts oil on her Mega tits and massages(my pants get soaked in precum first time feeling this) fucking my first porn had to be a guy from my childhood show
>probably jerked off to mezzo forte like 1000 times
>IE for some reason has a fucking inbuilt video player for downloaded videos
I never knew how to get it out so I just had to hope no one opened the tab before downloading a new video.
Early age internet was some crazy shit.
i'd love to redraw it with mabel/dipper
or with Riley
but i lack the talent.
Does anyone remember most.of the songs we're a recording of a guy with patriotic music in the bg it starts like "My fellow Americans... and blah blah blah"? Me and my brother got really annoyed every time
>senior year programming class
>teacher goes on leave cause his wife just gave birth
>tons of different substitute teachers
>just do whatever you usually do, guys.
>everyone brings in emulators and games
>one of the substitute teachers is totally into it, sets up mario kart 64 on the projector for 4 players.
I was like 10 when Limewire was a big thing and we had just got our first family computer, so naturally I used it so search for porn of other 10 year olds, not realizing there were laws against that.
>mom sees history
>no more family PC
>mom takes out furious anger
>mom calls dad
>who is phone?
>dad comes home
>opens the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>downloading a soundtrack, 1 song at a time while I tick off the songs on piece of paper that I ran out that has the tracklist
>wanting to see Terminator 3 for free
>let's do it Limewire!
>invite dad to watch..
>opening scene is a calm green creek
>view from candid angle
> two naked men walk towards each other with ARMS WIDE OPUUHHN.
>smash DAT close button repeatedly.
>damage was done
>Dad: what else are you downloading.
I went through a stage of loving French porn for the accent. I downloaded something French on my friends computer coz we used to watch porn together.
>had to go for lunch
>friend finds me
"What the fuck did you download?"
Dunno something French
>it was children and animal porn apparently
And the kicker is I didn't even get to watch it
>eardrop from friends thaf they get free music from something called 'napster'
>download linkin park, slipknot, nickelback, daughtry, disturbed, papa roach stuff
>time to download metallica
>napster doesnt work
>watch the news
>metalica - metallica.mp3.mov
>video of lars ulrich in mtv saying dont steal music
>mfw lars is troll
not really limewire anyways.
my friend had a psp with multiple sd cards full of porn.
>always had the fucking psp with him.
>always watching porn
>go to his house one night
>lying on the bed together
>i was playing his xbox
>he starts jerking off underneath the covers
>i just ignore him, continue playing xbox
>don't say anything, never talk about it again
> be Karl
> be famous Dutch sports program presenter
> download music on limewire
> turns out it's CP
> door gets knocked down, police takes Karl away
> no more Nederland in Beweging
>want to download song
>MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY ONCE AGAIN THAT I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN. I DID HOWEVER SHOP AT IFREE CLUB DOT COM
>go download jailbait isntead
>Dial-up internet is still a thing
>Everyone talking about with Lilo & Stitch movie that was released
>Find it on Limewire
>Spend the next 4 days downloading it.
>believing that they were 12 when they looked at it
>be 9 or 10.. I think 9
>dad is computer software engineer
>leaves computer logged in for me to play pinball
>shit is still cash
>leaves open limewire
>peepee pitching a TP
>save for later, I have no idea why
>dad moves the file into a file with my name on it
>file gets bigger every so often
>mfw my dad found cp for me
Mate. The days of having 3 free preview clips per day off reality kings and clip hunter. The days of porn being gold dust and actually used to effect me. Now it's just too easy to get its boring
Goddamn, Reddit really has ruined this place
>download GTA3 on KaZaa in the morning
>512kbps Litespeed broadband
>go to school and cannot be more excited to come home and play GTA
>come home and try to run the game
"This game requires a video card with minimum 12mb video memory"
>tfw born too late and will never enjoy the wonders of early computing, unlike both my grandfathers and my father
Nowdays computers just seem to be gunked up to hell and back with their design and code, with labyrinths of dependencies meaning nothing of the crappy system can be touched.
Still, at least I can take comfort in that hopefully soon things will be improved in such a way as to make it easier to pull out badly designed stuff without everything crashing and burning.
In which case, systems will massively simplify, allowing people to much more easily experiment with how they work.
Which could usher in a new age of encryption, turning the internet invisible once more.
Trojan is malware you insipid fuck
>They provide unlimited content, as long as you pay.
are netflix and others really that great in usa? every season of a new series takes about 2 years to be on netflix in germany
>scouring for porn (not cp, I never looked it up even though all my friends used to laugh about it in year 1)
>come across movie with generic porn title
>hide it in a web of folders to watch at night when no one else is there
>back to pc
>hand on dick, ready to ferociously rub one out before someone comes out to the lounge room
>double click on the beautiful file
>it was really Faces_of_death_russian_beheading.mov
The fap I never got :(
fuck I am still looking for that video. they go in a barn, climb over a fence and then one gets on her knees and gets fucked. If i remember correctly, there were more animals, at least a horse an da dog, in that series of videos. And I think also a young guy once.
I know all you cunts never stop giving Australia shit for our internet, but it was way worse back in the Limewire days. I had a 56k dial up connection that would reach max speeds of 4kb/s. I would have to start downloading a video an hour before I wanted to fap, so I had to plan that shit out. I found some pretty messed up shit on there too, like what I'm still fairly sure were legit rapes.
so you had a dial up line like everybody else.
>fucking absolutely obsessed with limewire as a kid
>thought I was the most badass hacker in the world for using it
>would find a way to sneak it into conversation at school all the time
>printed out limewire symbol and stuck it to a school book
>one time said "limewiiiiiiire" in this really shady voice under my breath in maths class and someone heard
pic related I thought it was hilarious that I had 1337 files
>Try to download one of Eminem's albums
>Hear Bill Clinton advert
>Go to ifreeclub.com
>Free iPod arrives at my house 10 days later
that pic is from probs 2004-2005
I also made pic related on microsoft gif animator
at one point I downloaded limewire pro through limewire and felt like even more of a super hacker
Ok buddy. Congrats.
>new virgen fag
>sit der on the lymes
>fuckin cheese pizza m8
>ransomware infected computer
>cant open shit m8
>cops knock on my door
>you know this shits against the law m8
>going through family members limewire to view there music library.
>find interesting file, title is in French.
>click file did not realize it wasent an audio file
>video opens in windows media player
>im ok with this
>yellow writing appears with a title it's in French
>after opening credits the movie is focused on a farm in the countryside
>after a bit of a dialogue a fat French man goes to a chicken coup
>Frenchman pulls out a chicken
>was expecting it to get killed or something along those lines
>French dude starts like moving the feathers around looking at the chickens anus
>I'm not ok with this
>French guys pulls down pants for some reason can't stop looking
>seen a fat french guy fucking a chicken for my first time thanks to limewire.
>Download harry potter game in LW
>turns out to be strip poker game with 90s 'porn' (aka shit quality suggestive nudes)
>download all harry potter shit I can find
>delete actual harry potter related shit
>come across the 'pthc' term
>Didn't understand what it was, didn't realise it could be illegal since I was a kid myself
>dad finds my folder
>we get a new computer the next week, old one thrown out in a dumpster
>no more unsupervised pc for me
>type in rape
>got some girl in a shitty motel room with two fat guys crying her eyes out
>one guy fucking her
>other guy with a pistol to her head and sticking his dick in her mouth