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For some reason today on the exercise bike I couldn't get half my regular distance nor speed that I managed just 4 days ago. Also wondering whether I am ever going to be able to get a girlfriend. According to a friend who is a girl but is lesb, my biggest problem is my absolutely terrible and robotic personality.
>>665483160 It's begun bothering me lately that I'm overweight. Since it's bothering me though I've begun not being a fucking useless fuck and got my arse up to work that shit off again. Fatness is annoying, but at least I can do something about that shit.
you think robert scott bitched for cigarettes when he led his expedition to the south pole? no, he got out of his bed and smoked his damn cigarette. who cares if it was his second expedition, the one he died in because he was satisfied with his cigarette.
>>665484413 Do what I am doing for Australia day, Replying to anons trying to forget I got left out by every cunt. And mate if shes gonna fuck everyone but you, Fuck the dog slut man. Find some shitbag and slam her instead. problem solved.
>>665483160 >did not see gf in 40 days >told me she loves me like she never love someone before >never seen her since >always find a way to not see me >told me she need time to think last week >told her ok just need to talk to you about this >told me ok we'll see monday >monday... she had a "reason" to not see me again >slowly dying inside...
Video games have no magic anymore. Nothing is new and online gaming makes it worse. I sit in the above average area of skill where most people look like retards but I'll never be among the best. It's lonely in that spot.
>>665485045 nothing to brag about, for atleast 3 months i told myself itd be fine even after the people closest to me told me how stupid i was. I guess it just takes one significant event to make it click in your brain that you're blind
i may or may not be falling in love with my friend's ex, who is 100% not into me, which we've both established. i want to keep her as a friend so i probably wont pursue or anything because i think i'm just really happy to have a friend.
>>665485161 Continue... The above are true however if i have to go deeper my real problem is that my family is kinda poor and i feel obligated to contrubute any way i can so, now i am working for a year and ia m paying most of the bills for...
>>665485171 Trying too man. Fucking, when she booked everything I wasn't too arsed about getting laid or anything, she booked a few months ago and I never even thought she was interested until a few friends said she probably is. I just figured she was being nice because I had weed so I just overlooked everything.
And why? why would a nice person like her would do this to me? I'm almost sure something happen and she prefer stay away than telling me but I need to know, why would you tell someone you love him more than you love anyone and just leave like this
>>665485161 the bills for my old but really hardworking parents, and i am afraid i ll have to do so for a long time nad even with a better job i ll have little to no personal growth or freedom financially at least - so no car....no motorbike....no cool house...stuck with the same cardrobe for 5 years...health related cost are cut down to minimum (dental etch) so i am feel a bit lost regarding what i ll do in the future
I want to play video games but I also want to post here, also my ps+ subscription is ending soon, there's this beautiful actress that died last month, thinking if I should watch a movie of her or not. Also I had to pay for the cable because mom didn't have money.
Wife is sick and I'm getting sick of my month long sex drought. She offers bjs but has coughing fits during so i don't bother. Went over to a friend's together today and she's running around in a bikini grinding on my missus and I just want to fuck arg.
I'm turning 30 soon and want to start growing up, but my best (and technically only) friend seems to want to carry on drinking and doing drugs like we did throughout our 20's. We've been friends for more than 10yrs now and I'll have to end our friendship if he continues to be a shitty influence on me
What the fuck people. pussy of the past is getting the best of you, all i see is pussy related problems that in reality are problems related to your self esteem, go fuck yourself with a nice girl and stop crying
My girlfriend has developed into my best friend. I really care about her but ultimately.. Im not sexually attracted to her at all. She just turned 30... I dont want to have kids with her but also dont want to break up with her.
I have already been in this situation before and breaking up depressed me at least a year and felt guilty for another year or so.
My life could be worse... Though the only way I can sustain myself is leeching off of society. I took every handout I could and now I'm stuck this way. I cannot pursue a job ever or I'll get fucked. The only one I can blame for my life being this way is me.
>>665486010 before you make a rash decision actually check up on her first, or ask a friend to do it (but make sure that he/she isn't too close to her). Information is key to planning your next move. Also yes this is robot guy again.
>>665483160 I met the girl I want to marry. She is exactly what I was hoping for. She is simply perfect a solid 9/10, curvy but far frow chubby, crazy intelligence and thinking, strange funny and exactly 100% my humor. Dammit I would do almost anything to get her.
I am still in a relationship and cant leave the girl - I am the one who made her kind of addicted, she isnt doing good. If I leave her now I cant get it in tune with my conscience.
>>665486228 she's acting like everything is fine she wrks 60h per week and when she has some time she's with her female friends and after she text me like "sorry I'll work 60h in 5 days I can't see you'"
>>665486125 thats really tough - my closest frined had the same experience. He broke up for a year or so and fucked a couple girls. He found out that for him mental communicatiion is more important and after some long talks he and his girl are now together happier than before. Also he found a way to get his dick up with her again (its all on your mind) if you want her that bad find a way to make it work - unless she is 1000kg and has only a good eye
>>665486682 My landlord has to do that. The roof was built shitty. He's got problem with tiny holes since years. I don't have the knowledge to fix it and I won't spend my own money on that because it's not my fucking house, faggot.
how my circuitry is scrambled so i struggle to stay mindful but occasionally i'll feel my feet breathing while my awareness shifts through my lungs and phases out of existence upon correlation with very vague events that scatter when observed. hemispheric disturbance. also i'm really pained that this is the only thing i find interesting because i'm almost in a dire state to resolve the situation.
>>665486894 Well have fun living in some fuckin boongs camp then. If your shitty landlord wont fix go to some faggot company that ups cunts like this in Aus its called the rta or something. Just whinge like the cuck faggot that you are and piece of piss m8 your roofs will be fixed or instead go to bunnings or some hardware store spend like 20 bucks for that putty shit that fills holes. use your head you fuckwit
>>665486526 She is not comfortable with the situation as well I can feel that. She is friends with my current girl, too. But she made very clear she is behind me. A few days back we talked like literally the whole night, just laughing and chilling. I cant say if I am more like a friend to her, I know she finds me attractive and really likes me a lot. But still not solving the problem.
There's a girl who I used to talk to for hours on end. She got pissed off at me because of a silly reason and hasn't talked to me for over 2 months. I constantly look at her dp's. Help me to forget her /b/
>>665487166 dude if she's sick for a month, something's up. she's sick and you want a bj? fucking jerk it man, don't make her blow your stanky dick while she cant even breathe or fucking hacking all over the place....
>>665487408 Easy if you actually like the cunt who actually likes you but is landwhale mention that you want to go to a gym and you need a gym buddy. She will look at herself and go fuck I got more rolls then a fuckin bakery and then she will join you and be a skinny slut that you rail on the reg. fuck what are you autistic or something?
I'm engaged. Been with my partner 7 years. But I'm in love with a work colleague who I slept with a couple of months back. This work colleague and I are very good friends and she confided in me that she is infact in love with a another of our work colleague.
>>665486625 Emotionally I want what most normal people want: someone who's intelligent, loyal, dedicated, kind, demure, family-oriented, but I'm also socially liberal and not into "country" or religious girls. It's extremely rare to find a girl like this in the first place. I've never met one who's also sexually explorative and open minded in general, let alone into bondage, submission, rough throatfucking, anal training, pet play, voyeurism and exhibitionism, etc.
Umm... All my friends are in uni, and I'm at home applying again. I did get in a decent college the first time but since I'm such a dumbfuck I decided that I deserved better and dropped out to try again. My asshole dad was cheating on my mom, and now the whore he was with threatens to cry rape if he leaves her and my mom doesn't want to leave him, I don't know why. Inb4 money, she works and make more than twice as much as him and also has a shitload of property in her name. All my friends are busy and everyday I just sit in front of my computer and books. I just study, listen to music and play vidya all day, everyday. The chick I love does not have any feelings for me but talks to me day and night, this gives me some hope and makes me shove aside other chicks who show interest in me, even though this chick knows how I feel about her and does not feel the same way.
>>665483160 Totally forgot to send a thank you letter to the place where I did my internship and its been almost two months now...I feel like its too late to send one....haven't been to the gym in two weeks due to college starting back up after winter break and having bronchitis I feel like I'm just making excuses not to go but I am also glad I'm not around all those new years resolution people as of right now...they always crowd the equipment
>>665487606 That's happened a lot to me, with the same girl. We talk day and night, for days and then suddenly one day no more talking, then after months it starts again. It's fucking tiring. Forget her anon. She's no good. She may be really nice and smart but this will make you miserable. Forget about her, simple as that.
>>665486498 I partially feel that I am approaching my prime or close to it. I feel that meeting other women is a breeze... However, she hadnt been with a guy for 10 years before meeting me and feels 'lucky' to be with me. She also told me that she is scared of growing old alone... I dunno.. We are in different places.
>>665488322 Right, I really dont know what to do I cant leave the girl I am with right now If I wont its possible that It will take too much time until my girl is feeling better and the girl I really love isnt there anymore
>>665483160 I rarely ever have wet dreams. Practically never. Like one per year tops. Every time I do have a wet dream, it's with some girl who I'm currently fascinated with but have zero hopes of working up the courage to talk to. Without fail I've never managed to even talk to a girl who I fucked in my dreams, much less do the deed.
I haven't had a wet dream in the last 3 or 4 years, got married last year. Since getting married my wife and I have had a steady decline in sex until it's almost non-existent now.
I just had a wet dream where I was having sex with my wife
Then woke up and she was fully clothed and uninterested laying beside me
>>665484105 I've seen the hottest girls with the ugliest guys, you either need to be rich, funny, smart, buff or good looking. Pick one and then just keep talking to girls and you will for sure find one..
>>665488919 I've never had a wet dream either. Didn't know how prevelant they were until I got older. Still, nothing now and nothing in the past. Have hardly ever had a girlfriend between puberty and now, just a small thing that didn't work out for 6 months back when I was 21 a few years ago.
I am definitely not asexual though. I want to fuck things, I just never jizz in my dreams about it.
>>665484117 Stop being an edgelord and talking to people IRL that youre gonna do something to yourself. Most people just don't give a fuck and they will get distant because they don't need a faggot close to them killing himself. Cunt
why my cat probes my brain whenever he enters my field of awareness because my membrane has been freeze-dried so its more sensitive yet can't accept environmental stimuli. also how whispers sound like boom in my head because i'm just that insecure about disturbing the peace others have attained. basically can't express myself.
>>665490272 Have you check out any dating sites. Those are crawling and I do mean crawling with thirsty girls who will do anything for a relationship. Source:Had an uncle dude is depressing, all he ever talks about is how great 90's shit is and referrences the most obscure movies you could imagine, I can't even stand him after years of being the only person willing to hang out with him. He get's an eharmony, he's now marrying an asain qt3.14.
>>665483160 This constant shitstream of "music" flooding the market just because all these teenagers have access to a Macbook and autotune. I cant fucking wait for the new Tool album. I'm sick of "whip" and "nae nae" fuck off with that shit
20 y/o here. been with 5 girls since i lost my v card two years ago, had a relationship with 4 of them. all of them gave me the same reason why they broke up with me. they said they couldn't handle how stoic and phlegmatic i was, that i never once raised my voice in an argument and never seemed to be mad about anything stupid they did, that i almost never showed any negative emotions and one of them said after 8 months of being together she still feels like she doesn't know me at all. truth is, most things really don't bother me, i never lose my calm, no matter the situation, not even when my best friend killed himself when we were 17. most of the time i don't see the necessity to talk about my life. i mean, when someone asks me about myself i answer, but i don't feel the need to talk about myself
i don't know how to change. idek if i want to change
>>665484151 >terrible and robotic personality Don't listen to her, first off I have alot of friends who are girls (not lesbians, I'm just a good listener and don't get in relationships very often) take it from me, girls give shit dating advice, they always just say what they think of you not what might really be holding you back. Plus different girls attract to different personalities. My gf likes a more humorous and outlandish thinker. While one of my friends who's a girl likes more blank face, serious guys. There's no real personality for dating just be yourself and eventually some girl will like you.
>>665484117 Address the main issue, I'd argue figure out what's really bumming you out, and then go to the same people looking to fix the issue that's making you so down. I don't get out enough maybe hit up a coworker about a night on the town. No gf, download tinder look for a date.
>>665491762 tbh I've heard shit things about match, Eharmony I've only heard good things but I see your point, don't wanna try online dating. Maybe just try going out on the town some night, hit up a club or bar, worst outcome you drink a little don't meet anybody but got out of the house and help brighten up a little, best case you hit it off with a random girl.
moderatley funny, smart, not buff but in good shape, and rated 7-8/10 by some girls but i still don't get pussy worst thing is being asked "how come a guy like you doesn't have a gf?" by a girl, followed by the sentence "i'm sure you'll find one soon" and her not showing any interest in me after such conversation
>>665483160 a girl i had been trying to get for ages lead me on, and they when i asked her out she decided that she no longer wanted me and had fell for someone else. and the guy turned out to be a old mate
>Be me, 21, girlfriend just dumped me >Decide to get with girls >Don't get anything after like a couple tries >Feelsbadman.kek >Friends are super supportive, don't allow me to be alone >Friends try hook me and my other friend up >8/10 redhead and 7/10 short hair blonde drink with us >8/10 is stoned and won't drink at all >Take her home >7/10 shows interest >bonernation.wav >she gets super stoned and drunk and we end up making out on the roof >Tell her I just got out relationship, and I'm not looking for anything serious >She agrees >We end up on the bed making out some more >She lets me take off bra >Tells me it's shark week, can't fuck >Feelsokayman.wtf >She starts going to town on my dick >Eats it raw >We end up fucking in the shower and I feel guilty >Decide not to sleep next to her >Come to own room and play Vidya >Fall asleep in front of pc >Wake up feeling guilty and worried for STD >Take her and friends home >We hug >I say to her "Thanks for the night, it was fun" >She thanks me too >awkwardtimes.avi >moms spaghetti rushes out of pockets at light speed >Literally feel hot liquid shit build up >Make it home >Toilet needs exorcism >mfw
I know it doesn't suck so bad, but I feel like shit
>>665483160 whats bothering me is i want to quit uni but my mum wants me to 'think' it over and 'give it another shot' 'happiness is a choice' 'everyone goes through tough times' its like shes reading out of a self help book
>>665483160 Met great girl. Smart, funny, fun, great in bed. Be with her for 4yesrs before I can't handle her need for drunk fighting. Broke up yesterday. Feel like I'm making a massive mistake, but must take action
I'm bored with the economy. I just want to invent ridiculous contraptions and make art. Everyone else is so fucking thrilled with this economy horseshit. I guess I have to waste my time playing this stupid fucking game with them.
>>665484706 dude same deal man. aus fag also. be me in valley (brisbane) super cute chick intelligent etc. anyway mate tells her im 18 when getting drink she becomes uninterested. some sluts come up hand on thigh etc 5/10 total whore. ledgit stand up and sit away. cant stop thinking about original girl. mates say go for sluts. die on inside
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