ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

my dog gave me gonorrea

1+1=window

I touch myself

>>665300175
Sometimes it feels good when I pull hair out of my buttcrack.

>>665300175
I cheat on my husband with his best friend/coworker and then kiss my husband after without washing up.

i wore my gfs underwear while i fapped this morning

I have Anx's Kik and promised not to share it here.

I pretend to be a girl on Steam for free games, but I've gotten addicted to it and now I help guys jerk off by pretending for them

>>665300736
I do this every night on my sofa while watchi TV.

>>665300175
Im youtube famous

>>665300175
I played four hours in the snow yesterday with a cute 8 year old. I hate snow.

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I befriend traps on here and become their sugar daddies. I've never had a girlfriend or sex at the age of 35. This is the closest I've come to having a relationship, I'm too to scared to start one with a real girl. Not really into traps but I know they like attention so they never refuse.

I blackmailed our company receptionist into letting me fuck her ass.

I've got to get it off my chest, I had a sort of romantic relation with a 7 year old when I was 18

i torched an unknown guy's balcony when i was 14

>>665301882
what did you blackmail her with?

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

>>665302014
did you kiss her ? :3

>>665302014
thats a pretty old dog.

>>665302286
Yes...I did, and a couple more acts. I never too it as far as to fuck her right out but we had a few moments

>>665302059
>found out she was committing fraud
>gathered evidence
>confronted her
>she got terrified and begged me
>I suggested she gave up her ass
>she eventually agreed
>she did NOT like it
>I did

>>665302303
Dog yes, it was a dog not a small latina girl yes a dog

Last night I took the virginity of one of my sisters 13yo friends. is a secret now but im sure for not long probably, fine with me.

>>665302473
Did you lick her cute little pussy?

fucked my cousin in exchange for buying her cigarettes

>>665302867
was she not able to buy them herself or just no money?

>>665302863
No, but i did implement my fingers

>>665302030

Heathen

>>665302931
I bought her cigarettes regularly, all I'll say

>>665303068
Did she love it? Were you able to make her have an orgasm?

>>665301009
I'm addicted to it too it fucking sucks

>>665303250
This shit makes me sad, not because its creepy or anything but i just imagine it's some shirtless fat dude in his 40's imagining a 7 year old orgasm.

>>665300175
I can get dubs on command

>>665303250
The first time she was sleeping, but the second time she giggled, fucking cute. The next time she was really happy and she felt it. I'm sure half of it was just because of the attention though

>>665301009
I tried this once and the one guy i decided to try it on ended up being a crazy son of a bitch. Constantly threatening to kill himself, kill his family etc. demanding i talk to him. The fucking dude sent me voice messages of him just crying and screaming. Keep in mind this was over the span of like 3 days. I just logged out and never logged back in, dude is prob dead.

>>665303479
No.

>>665303420
Lol you're stupid, i just ask out of curiosity.
I like little girl but i would never touch them in a bad way. Also i'm only 20, not 40.

>>665303530
That is so cute. Why have you decided to put it a stop, did you feel guilty? Were you scared of getting catch? Also, who was for you? A cousin or other?

I'm a awkward antisocial video game nerd but yet somehow i atract amazingly curved white skin latinas. Anyways, have a girlfriend but im daily getting my dick sucked by a coworker in her car after we finish closing the pizza shop. She's a 9/10. Super fucken seductive, white skin, red lipstick, skinny waste, B sized tits, phat ass, short about 5 feet, long black hair, milf, only 25, married.

>>665303847
I said imagined, I'm sure you're a well adjusted individual who functions just fine. But from those two questions that's the image in my head for you.

I delete torrents immediately after the download is finished.

i had to tell someone, recently i started to fuck some of my lil sister's friends in change of weed, they were always been down to give me a bj for a joint but now after i fucked them some times i'm starting to feel bad

>>665303622
Are you challenging me?

>>665303847
I felt guilt ya but I over came it, it was because she was the daughter of a good friend of mine. They were druggies so they would kinda not pat attention, so I would.

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>>665303405
I'm slowly getting to the point where masturbating has to involve me helping someone else get off first. I never expected this to be such a slippery slope.

>>665300822
I would kill you both when I found out. Lucky you aren't married to me.

>>665302503
yeah sure

I had sex with my boss's girlfriend in the bathroom while he went to get them lunch.

Boss is a bro and I've felt like shit. And most of my friends are co-workers so i havent been able to tell anyone.

>>665304092
You actually sound like the good guy to me now :/
Those are some mixed feeling brewing there.

>>665304092
That is sad for her... I hope she is alright :(

>>665304006
Lol no i'm not like that. i'm just a normal guy carring a little to much about the hapiness of little girl. I'm not into touching them but i some time find myself thinking about them in weird ways, would never touch them anyway, except for hug.

>>665304113
Tell me about it, I've gone to fetishize doing stuff for men up to the point where I've installed Grindr and went on four sex dates. Three of them with the same guy. I wanna forget I've ever done it but I can't.

>>665304283
I wrestled it in my mind, but my list over came my judgement. I could help myself. It really was kinda like a little love story. She really deserved more, and I took advantage...

I sucked off a married dude when his spouse was away on their bed of a large apartment they just threw money down on (this is in a major city). We were office mates and even had coffee with them a couple weeks prior.

yesterday I zozzled in a thread. "Once you go kek you never go back" they said. Now I'm very confused, I do not know what to feel.
zozzle

>>665304641
Yeah that is sad, if it wasn't the touching her thing, you could have adopted her or something.

i fucked my brother girlfriend, i was at a party and i saw her drinking with other girls, i went to talk to her and all was ok.
skip some hours and i drank a bit, while going to my car i saw my bro's gf really drunk and i tought it was better to take her to my bro.
before going home i fucked her hard while she was really drunk and forced her to deepthroat me
my bro never found out

I touch my self

>>665302810
How old are you?

>>665302137
Is this a new meme

>>665304887

༼ ಠ ෴ ಠ༽

>>665304745
Ya, but as I said I could control myself. Life is fucked. To be fare though she actually initiated the act one time.

A friend of my mom tried to finger bang me in the back of the car

>>665305045
please tell me its not, this actually happened to me.

>>665303606
Kek'd

>>665300175
I like smelling my farts

>>665304863

sounds like you raped her

i started dating a shemale, noone knows and she llooks so feminine

I quit drinking and going to party's because I gave this fat, ugly black minor a pity fuck.

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>>665303606
Nice

>>665305187
yeah, sounds like i raped her, but she was into it trust me

>>665302503
Pics or it didn't happen
>> inb4: Old rusty big ass

>>665304230
What the hell is wrong with you

>>665304981
old enough to know to not tell people how old I am. ...ironically thursday is my bday.

>>665303606
fag is prob browsing /v/ right now

>>665305132
Either that or you're on literally every one of these threads ever.

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>>665305132
You post that shit in every single secret thread. So much so that i mistook it for a meme. You might have attention issues....

>>665305497
I do show up to a lot of them, but I don't think I post that every time. this is one of my top 3 threads i visit.

>>665305497
This so much so so much

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>>665303606
post audio lol

>>665305595
I'm sorry it bothers you so much :/

>>665305306

i don't really trust you but ok

>>665304048
I feel guilty about it too, but with Transmission on linux I can't minimise it to tray and hate keeping open windows.

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>>665300175
I'm bisexual - so I am attracted to men aswell (mostly asian fetish)

>>665305391
Apparently a shit ton. She came onto me but i never resisted. She's not even that attractive. Like a 6 at best. No clue why I did it and felt instant regret after we finished. Luckily I havent had to go into work for a few days because of the weather here in eastern U.S

I encrypted an old version of DarkComet, put it on a USB, plugged it into all the computers at my local library one by one, and now run a botnet and a Pay Per Boot service at $5 a boot for 25 minutes.

>>665305767
Does it bother you much? What happened to you i mean.

>>665305605
The last like 6 of these threads I've seen you here. I kinda assumed you were op since the pic is almost always one of three starting pics for these threads.

Would you like to show your tits now, or later?

>>665305881
yea, I hate all the snow, I only had to work 1 day last week.

>>665304230
Funny thing is this, he might have made her do it to see what kind of person you are. You're fucked.

My friend's mom tried to finger bang me in the back of my friend's car

>>665306171
Somebody already posted it, bro. You're too late.

My friends mom tried to finger bang me in the back of my moms car.

>>665306087
Nah, I highly doubt it. She was flirty with everyone when he wasn't around. I'm sure I'm not the first.

>>665300175
my gf cheats on me but i let her get away with it because i don't like confrontation

My moms mom tried to finger and my mom in the back of my mom

My mom's car tried to friend me in the back of my mom's finger

Car finger car friend

My moms finger friended my car in the back of Hulk Hogan.

>>665305983
I use a different set of pics when I am OP, and i only make a thread when we are at bump limit, I never start. I don't post pic anymore cause of all the trolls.

>>665305942
I had been drinking but not used to it, we got in the car to go home and I had my head resting on the window. The women who sat next to me just fiddled with me a bit while i pretended to be KO. When she actually tried to get inside my underwear I "woke up," didn't turn to face her until she got dropped off. Never told anyone. Still know her cause we all frequent the same gym.

Cheated on my ex girlfriend 7 times, stupid bitch told me "i always find out everything" so i took her up on her challenge. She never found out. Had a pregnancy scare with one of them too. It all happened recently

I tried to finger bang my friends kid on the back of her friends car.

I see its gonna be one of those nights.

I fingered my car behind my mom.

>>665301882
I've seen you post this a long time ago. Like a fucking year ago

>>665300822
Pics?

>>665306431
I fucking love M*A*S*H, easily the best recorded television series ever. Fuck scrubs babies.

I car'd my finger and banged my friend in the mom of my moms friend.

>>665306381
I've seen you in like 12 threads and have no clue what your body looks like. So I have like no frame of reference. And that makes the story that much harder to jerk it to.

>>665306553
Dont know what that show has to do with it, but thats good to know i guess

my mom's friend is a car

>>665306667
skinny, no tits, too tall, blonde, blue eyes, not so good skin, white girl butt.

keep posting secrets, faggots. I'm lurking before bed and I need some gossip

>>665306823
this is pretty accurate.

>>665306823
Oh cmon the threads gunna 404 in like ten minutes anyways

>>665306823
How ugly though

>>665300175
I blame my shitty beer farts on my grandma and we all laugh.

>>665306827
Your mom is a well respected individual, men and women alike would love 5o be around her. Her charismatic leadership is something legends are made of.

>>665306381
Dammit, should've just went with it. I was drunk in a cab when I got a handjob from a 5/10 fat friend. Just went with it and marked it as a drunken decision. No STI or harm from it.

>>665305215
he

Im trying to get an Hzfile premium account

>>665305926
How much have you made?

>>665306984
I agree with you now, younger me did not agree tho.

I dream of being a racecar

i killed a guy

i go on /b and pretend to be autistic once a week

>>665307104
So if it happened now from a stranger would you allow it?

>>665307190
and I liked it his corpse got chopped off and made into my carpet

>>665307223
>pretend

Just got out of a two year relationship
Never had it in me to ask her to fuck a dog. Sad life

>>665307104
I've fingered drunk girls at bars and almost all seemed to enjoy. They just go with it.

>>665307266
Dunno, she wasn't a stranger before. I tend to be cowardly. As long as i felt I wasn't in danger i could see myself letting things happen.

>>665307475
I mean oral/genitals touching is another story. Same with threat. But good handjobs and fingering is fine and letting it happen is fun.

>>665307727
I was ok with letting he touch outside the under wear, i just bolted upright when she went to put her hand in.

>>665307886
fat chicks can suck a dick anon. Its their redeeming quality.

my friend got dumped by his gf friday night. Just few hours later me and her fucked, we fucked off and on all weekend, at least 15 times. kinda feel bad for him but the sex is awesome. I made her cum a few times, he never did.

>>665308090
you arent his friend just get that straight right now.

>>665307886
Ah, that's her fault then. She should've known to get you worked up and horny before going for the prize. I tend to group and slowly get a girl worked up when in public. Ease into it. If they don't move away after awhile, or sort of let it happen for several seconds, odds are they want more or enjoy it

>>665308090
at the end of the day, we can only make ourselves happy.

>>665308172
lol he has no idea about it, as far as he is concerned nothing changed between us.

>>665308354
true, if given the chance he would do the same thing.

>>665308090
She just used you. Wanted to express satisfaction that she fucked his friend. Pure revenge. You making her cum probably had nothin to do with you.

>>665308515
doesnt make you a friend of his. I mean I could understand if you told him about it and said she's just a hoe but you arent a friend.

>>665308539
perhaps, i dont give a fuck. id dont watch porn for the story line, do you?

>>665308774
are you that thirsty?

>>665308827
some guys just gotta build up their ego, ya know?

>fucked my bestfriend'sister
>5 years ago
>now roommate with my bestfriend
>Everyday when i see my friend face, i see the face of his sister i covered in cum
>disturbing

>>665308974
thirsty ass nigga fucking homeboys gf's and shit.

>>665309039
you should jizz on his face while he is sleeping so you can relive the past

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>>665308539
>>665308731
>>665308827
>>665308974

Thanks for the info, Dr. Fill!

>>665300175
i won the powerball and i dont plan to cash it out.

>>665309300
just a dirtbag bro. Youre probably both betamax.

>>665309432
nah im more of a laser disc guy

>>665300945

from xbl?

>>665300822
Lol coke?what a strange day this would be.

I tried to kill myself on Thursday. 20+ Cyclobenzaprine and a bottle of vodka. Wanted something that wouldn't leave a mess. Somehow survived. Didn't tell anyone. Going to try hanging myself this week.

>>665308974
Actually good point. His ego and confidence had a boost so now he has a nice wave to ride for a week or so where girls will be significantly more attracted to him

>>665301281
How many subs faggot?

> be 16
> first gf
> awesome gal, but a crazy bitch
> often babysits her neighbors' daughter, 7 years younger
> calls her her "baby sister"
> we split up after two years
> fast forward to now, nine years later
> she's my closest friend
> seriously, we're both pretty fucked up, and we have a very deep, very intimate bond
> mutual respect and all that shit
> "baby sister" is now 20
> hottest girl imaginable
> sexuality oozing out of her every pore
> she adores me because her "big sister" tells her all kinds of things about me and I'm a pretty cool guy who helps poeple and doesn't afraid of anything
> has a boyfriend
> still flirty, but then again, she is with everyone
> talk about it to best friend
> she tells me I can have sex with anyone, but to stay away from her baby sister, because of envy and sibling rivalry and whatever
> I'm pretty bitter about it because she's a pretty sexual person and gets laid all the time with anyone, and I'm going through a dry spell after a tough breakup
> decide I'll be respectful and not push anything, but I'm not about to tell baby sister to GTFO
> at best friend's birthday party
> made cocktails for everyone all night long, had an awesome time, going to bed at 4 A.M.
> 3 people still up
> baby sister joins me about ten minutes later
> we make out the best part of the night
> too many people sleeping in rooms next to ours, so we don't fuck
> I finger her until she cums, while holding my hand over her mouth
> nobody had ever made her cum before
> she promises she'll show me what she can do next time around
> next time around was a few days ago
> she's as amazing in bed as she is good-looking
> she doesn't want to keep it up for too long because she's afraid she'll fall in love with me, and doesn't want to endanger her relationship
> we're not telling anyone
> but we're not stopping anytime soon
> and she'll fall for me if I play my cards right

hail kek

have a kid with my sister.

>not even trolling.

>>665308350
Fingering a girl is actually the next step in sleeping with her, guaranteed to get you invited up or get a shot at licking her. Sleeping with randoms happen like this. First it's attraction, then drunken make out, led by groping and fingering. A girl almost never goes from attraction or make out to sex. You have to guide her and show her she wants you.

I use to dick my brother off just for the taste of fun in my mouth and i let my sister give me a no when we were both drink long times ago when we were all team agers don't thinknitvwill ever happen agisn

>>665309553
No, from this thread. Anxiety girl or whatever.

>>665310168

anx is a guy, faggot.

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good looking fag here.

i have a dating profile and always post bad pictures of myself, then when I meet the girl, they wanna fuck me pretty much on the same date/night even after they've played the "Im not like that" card throughout the night.

kinda makes me fucking hate them. women are full of shit.

>pic sort of related.

>>665310548
lets see the bad picture.

>>665310261
Proof?

>>665305092
How?

>>665310548
I'm not like that is just womawonky for I cant go home tonight I need to stay here. If they fuck on the first day I always send them out the door immediately after. they get the hint.

not really a secret but

im ugly and fat but all my friends ask me for advice about women because im a sociopath and not how to manipulate people. they just dont know im diagnosed

>cheated on my gf for the first fourth of our relationship while we werr long distance
>other girl and I were complete assholes to each others
>could make her cum and moan so easily, swears I was the best shed ever had, would let me go down on her and enjoyed it despite her refusing originally when I would attempt
>she ended up moving away
>can't completely forget her but know she would cheat on me and destroy any happiness in a heart beat
>so happy with girlfriend and know shes way too good for me but constantly living in shame I cheated
>girlfriend jokingly said she would kill herself if I ever cheated. That phrase is the number one "abort relationship" phrase for me

>>665310949
>cheated on my gf for the first fourth of our relationship while we werr long distance

dude im struggling with this so hard. i still text girls and get nudes and send dick pics and shit but i know the girl im supposed to be faithful to is the one i wanna be with (at least now) and idk what to do. i feel so fucking guilty but i know i cant tell her. i feel like such a piece of shit

>>665310261
AFAIK she has proved herself multiple times

>>665311072
Idk man. I feel like yours is just about attention maybe? Maybe ask your girlfriend for more nudes and sex her? Honestly though i know its hard to do. I feel like mine is dangerous because Im stuck on the other girl.

>>665311234
yeah, I have seen her post pictures and i think she has video chatted with another regular. Some people pretend to be her though.

when i was 15 i got paid 300k to kill someone

>>665311072
and a piece of shit you are nigga

>>665311546
did you feel guilty afterwards? That actually sounds like a lot of money for a random killing, Id imagine a homeless person would do it for far less.

>>665311072
You know you're not faithful, no longterm shit as in marriage. Just filter nudes and fuck her a few more times. Long distances always fail

>>665311404
i know its cause im horny but its fucking hard. i have girls here willing to fuck me but i want to be with this girl in life

>>665311620
i know

>>665305129
Hey you. Travelling this week so I won't be around much. People claiming to be me probably aren't.

A mom of my friend tried to foot bang me in the trunk of the car

>>665300822
Fucking cunt
You deserve nothing you have

>>665311546
it was personal for him and no i am guilt free if i didn't do it someone else would have

>>665311757
you missed me. Trolls are everywhere.

I have a smoking fetish. Mostly with younger girls.

>>665311703
alright ill be straight up...

I've never met her in person. we met online. but we have skyped and shit so i know shes real. and the conversations i have with this girl, i want her ya know? like i want to be with this girl forever. and she with me. and shes fucking hot. not model hot like you guys want. but like generally hot. like out of my league why are you talking to me hot. its beta af i know. but wtf in this day and age why not give it a fucking chance? sorry im pretty drunk and kind of spilling but whatever im anonymous

>>665311827
that actually sounds more interesting.

A finger of my mom tried to car me in the back of my friend

>>665312036
ive been there and i can tell you shes probably with another guy when shes no talking to you truest me

>>665312036
If you never met her itr doesn't mean shit. She's probably using you and is fucking other guys.

>>665312176
>>665312238
ive thought that trust me. it weighs on me big time. but she texts me ALL THE TIME. like right now even. she is never not texting me if shes awake unless she lies when she says shes sleeping which i doubt. I've had my suspicions trust me. and i cant say id blame her if she did because im in the same boat. i cant get my dick soaked if i want but im holding out. i believe that she is too. i gotta take that chance you know what i mean? its a big risk but if she is who she is its worth it imo. its been 8 months of nonstop contact so we will see.

>>665309931
Could you Elaborate

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>>665312104

>>665309432
Why are you crying insecure fag?

>>665302503
watch too much breaking bad there?

>>665312560
I feel ya somewhat. I have a girl I'm way into across the country. We've known each other awhile, like in real life, went on vacation together over Christmas. Now, even if I tried, I think I'm broken with hooking up with chicks. It was a no brainer to get with girls 3 months ago, but now I'm way into this girl

>>665312560
just make sure you have a backup in case she does i have 36 girls i can call if my girlfriend cheats on me

>>665301882
How old is he?

>>665311827
Is this a new meme?

>>665312871
thats not true :(
and my original issue wasnt about her.. i know we are /b/ but it was about me. i think im most inclined to cheat. i receive nudes from girls still pretty frequently. one being a milf i work with. i do pretty well for myself but i need to get fucking laid.

>>665300258
Was this diagnosed and confirmed?
I need to know for my friend

>>665313027
no, its just trolls.

>borrowed islamic friend's phone
>set alarm
>9:11
>allahu akbar plays

>>665313063
what she doesn't know wont hurt her.. Just dont get attached to the other girls you fuck and youll be fine its also better if you fuck them at their house and not yours to prevent the future "Oh, I was just in the neighborhood" line

My mom's mom tried to mom me in the back of my mom's mom

>>665311072
>i know i cant tell her
Actually, you can, and you should.
It's really not the end of the world, plus you sound sincere. And an open-hearted conversation with her might help you more than you imagine.
If you value your relationship, communication is key. That is *always* true. Few things are always true, so make the most of it.

>>665313426
>>665311072
Do Not Listen to this guy only action he gets is his right hand

>>665313418
your just getting lazy now.

Law student, but in my spare time I masturbate in unused girls bathrooms and don't clean up after. At home I wipe my cum and my ass with the same towl that stays under my pillow, no one knows but I frequently cum into my classmates schoolbag and then I masturbate even later knowing that she is wearing it

>>665313567
My You're*'s You're* tried to You're* me in the back of my You're*'s You're*

>>665313203
Why are you still alive why couldn't you just die you fat fucker

>>665311072
DO NOT TELL HER

>>665313711
stop getting butt hurt and kill yourself

>>665313551
Yeah don't do it. Its Long distance and it can't hurt her if she doesn't know

>>665313551
But my right hand and I have a very deep bond, and a trusting, fulfilling relationship.

>>665313888
What would you think of a cumdumpster using the same line ? Being a decent guy is okay sometimes. Committed relationships are one of those times.
You'll learn that when you get older, kid.

>>665311072
not guilty enough if you're still doing it faggot
I hope you get caught for her sake

im a 20 yo virgin and at this point im too afraid of trying to get laid because of how embarrassing it'd be if the girl found out

>>665314165
you are one stupid mother fucker

>>665314165
hey im the guy they are trying to convince to go through with it. are you on my side? i feel like its just too risky. i want it with some of these girls but i feel like the fleeting experience isnt worth the guilt. plus i seriously already feel suspicious of her since ive exchanged nudes with others and ive never been like that before. it sucks. i just wish i could be with her and see how it pans out already

>>665314165
If a girl has the chance to say it then her boyfriend is probably saying it too. They haven't met and its been 8 months. At the very least why the fuck would you trust someone you've never felt the touch of. What sincerity does texts and Skype calls have?

>>665314377
Find a ugly bitch fuck her waa-laa magic youll be fine

>>665314385
And you're 15.

>>665314482
im actually 22 , but ok

Last week I was drunk, fapped aith legs and ass up an came in my mouth.

>>665314472
that's another problem, I have standards so I'm not willing to bang an ugly chick, which is prob why I'm a virgie. this asian chick I'm currently snapchatting tho I think wants my d pretty hard so maybe I'll smash?

>>665314616
ok ill admit im guilty of doing this

I like to cut myself for the sexual thrill.

>>665314454
>>665314165
Completely different story if they lived in the same area or had solified plans to meet IRL and take it further.

>>665314678
i dont mean ugly ugly i mean like insecure ugly...or find a pretty fat chick they are rare but they exist

I'm starting to realize i have zero empathy for anyone family and girlfriend included. Getting to the point where I'm thinking i need help

>>665314377
There are girls that like to have sex with virgins because they can do it without the scare of STDs. I'm 100% serious. It's how I lost my virginity.

>>665314978
your gf is a family member?

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> next door neighbor comes over with his new girlfriend
> I make drinks for us
> he's 18 and can't hold his liquor
> end up fucking his girl when he's passed out
> the next morning she tells me she's only 16

>>665314454
When I was in high school, I was skeptical of my best friend's relationship with a girl he'd never seen and who lived a thousand miles away. They've been together for ten years now, married for three years. It affected my judgement on long-distance relationships. Not all of them are doomed, although I'll admit you usually need to meet someone in the flesh before you know whether things will work out.
However, we're not discussing life-changing decisions, advising him to move to a new country, or anything drastic. I'm not even telling him to put a lid on what he wants to do with others. Just to be honest with his would-be partner - because lying is both a dick move and a relationship dealbreaker for many people.

>>665314430
So my only advice to you is to talk it through with said girl. It'll assuage your guilt, and may put your own doubts to rest, since she'll have an occasion to come clean if things are dodgy on her end as well. And you'll know where to stand ; if the bond between the two of you is strong, what you've done so far is nothing to worry about. You're human and you're allowed to be, and people can see that in each other. If you talk honestly about the whole situation, it'll be clear to her that you really care about her, and that you've restrained from doing anything physical with other girls for her sake. That's worth something.
If anything, it'll put your mind to rest and make the whole situation more comfortable. And I really don't think it's more dangerous for your relationship than it'd be to keep silent and let the guilt of it undermine your future together. If your relationship lasts, a solid, honest start will do wonders, whereas secrets and guilt will weaken it.

You may even be surprised by what she'll accept from you, if it means you're giving your relationship a chance.

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I pAID for your surgeries by cooking Demsters and mushrooms. Now i cant quit

>>665314594
Writing and thinking like a 15 year old when you're 22 is not a good sign, mate.

I "fucked" my sister when i was 15 and she was 12,and i masturbated my dog vag with an stick.

>>665315151
Should say fiancée,because we are engaged. So yea guess she is family lol

>>665315451
ok, that wasn't what I thought you meant, Ive been on 4chan too long.

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I fapped to my bestfriend's panties once

>>665314982
This is True... ive lied about being a virgin a few times

>>665315679
Me too

>>665315552
Don't sweat it. I kind of had a feeling it may be read that way

>>665315387
the fact that you dont understand women yet is not a good sign chuckles

I like talking to underage chicks

I have a new addiction to cocaine and I just got done blasting 2 g at work. I'm a police dispatch.

>>665313574
You're fucking weird

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>>665315917

Hmm

>>665315868
> chuckles

Jesus, is this a cringe thread ?

I looked deep into my vacuum's eyes and then we 69'd

>>665309931
What hillbilly part of the country are you from?

I'm 19 but there's this really bomb ass 15 year-old who wants to fuck me. I'm ain't sure if its worth it, but I wanna fuck her too.

>>665309848
Not buying it.

>>665309625
Why bruh?

>>665308090
You're a piece of shit and he was never your friend to begin with. You don't know what friendship is, you horny fucking faggot.

>>665316328
He's probably a sand nigger. It's weird to not fuck a family member for them

>>665316616
even in the US incest is scary common, chances are you know at least one family who had it happen in one way or another. people just don't talk about it in RL like they do here.

>>665305215
*he

>>665316447
It's a rather mundane story. What part's hard to believe ?

I beat a bully with a rolling pin til he passed out. I hidhis body under a van so it would run over him cuz I didn't know if h.e was dead.

>>665309625
Why would you try to OD on cyclobenzaprine? It doesn't work.

>somehow survived
because it's not lethal you fucking moron

Signed, an EMT

>>665304863
*raped my brothers gf
FTFY

>>665309848
Pics

>>665304230
Enjoy having no job, faggot that can't control himself.

>>665303948
>waste
No wonder you work at a pizza shop, you illiterate cheating fuck.

>>665316754
Like, how common is it? I'm told my sister is pretty but I wretch at the thought of doing anything sexual with her

>>665302030
Scumbag edgelord

My Mum is a massive cheater and my Dad doesn't know. If I told anybody in the family it would literally tear it apart.
So I obviously just keep it on the down low.

>>665300822
I hope he kills you.

>>665316768
All of it

>>665316147
Not that underage and I hate smoking. Ugly ass kid.

>>665317106
Do it faggot

I caught my parents fucking once.

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>>665316840
You gotta see her move to understand how sexual she is.

>>665317043
exact numbers can't be determined because those doing obviously don't want to be discovered. There is also a bunch of instinctual cues that make us mark people off a invalid sexual partners. But there is always plenty of exceptions.

>>665303606
hilarious

>>665302863
Fuck off pedo

>>665300822
You are the reason men can't trust women. You're the reason men don't want to marry. Your probably get knocked up and let your husband raise the kid. My gf's sister is like you and I hate her. You need to re evaluate your life. You make me sick.

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>>665300175
Nudes of my mother and i think im gonna fap to them now

>>665317981
nice! u got kik?

>>665317981
why do you have them?

>>665317849
Yeah he's a fucking immature pussy

>>665317593
You have to be mentally ill to do it imo

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>>665318068
No
>>665318100
I found them

>>665300175
Every time I shower, I clean my face with my own urine.
This is the first time I confess this.

>>665314430
Moo

>>665318316
she seems to have a pretty good body, were these taken when she was young?

>>665304067
Yes

>>665318444
ChecktheCheck themtrips nigs

I had a bad circumcision which resulted in a flap of loose skin on my penis

>>665318230
I've never done it myself, but i hung out with a brother and sister as a child who i would not doubt them having incest.

>>665305215
He. You're a faggot, sorry.

I've been lurking /b/ do that past 5 hours hoping for some good cheese pizza. Nothing so far.

>>665315868
>chuckles

>>665318680
I hope you don't find any.

>>665314377

Find a really good looking Christian girl with the no sex as a value. She'll latch on and she will marry you

Or sell it on eBay

Or like Craigslist or something. Some girls fetishise that shit

>>665306300
Do something bro

>>665318555
Impressive

>>665318680
kill yourself pedo

>>665303606
Problem solved

>>665318444
They're 12 years old and she's young

>>665318872
Because your hear for the "right" reasons…

Fucked one of my buddies girlfriends twice .Second time She begged me to choke her spit on her and cum all over her face .... he told me once she wont even suck his dick

>>665319155
Id ask for more but the bump limit has been hit, so thread will be gone soon.

>>665305215

I want to do this

>>665308090
Good for you. She is a champion, the world needs more like her

i wanna have sex so badly but im too ashamed to bring the subject up to my gf and we're together since nov 2015

>>665319628
Most obvious underageb& I've seen this year.

Im a furry

>>665319628
Is there something about her that seems prude or something?

>>665319749
not underage im 18 she's 19..

>>665319841
no, but i'm afraid i might fuck up something plus that she's got some family issues