Celeb waifu thread
Dubs + photo steals
boom
Claiming.
Requesting Joey King
Claiming Mckayla
Hilary Duff creamed.
Dumping perfection
You all had the opportunity to claim the perfect waifu. You really fucked up this time.
>>665080734
Spilt a lot of cum to sparks
Sofi is mine.
>>665080869
She's a cutie.
>>665080749
>>665081186
>>665081267
>>665081310
>>665081399
>>665081481
>>665081605
She's my fav
>>665080180
Bitch looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>665081721
>>665080491
Why the fuck are her teeth so large? Is this a new type of human?
Hayley Atwell
>>665080891
Muh dick
Claimed
>>665082111
>>665082195
They're playing solitaire
no nudes?
Claimed.
>>665082308
Already claimed.
>>665082404
Wrong pic
Claiming Alexa.
>>665080491
Stealin
>>665082911
and the steal is GOOD!
>>665080180
So hot
>>665082911
Wow congrats on the steal anon goddamn...
>>665082736
steal!!
>>665083252
She has alot of makeup on bro
>>665082911
Doesn't count you need a photo read the beginning of the thread.
>>665083533
don't care, still hot and her body was built for sex
>>665079572
Ana De Armas claimed
>>665083591
Don't be so butt tickled he took Daisy from you m8... rules are rules
Michelle "Puffy Nipples" Trachtenberg
>>665083876
Didn't even post her nigger.
>>665083987
Cucked, bro. Better choose another fast and redeem yourself.
Claiming Abbie Cornish
>>665083708
Holy jesus
>>665083708
stealing
Rosanna Pansino
>>665079572
Trips for all bitches
Always
Forever.
Claiming Dodger
>>665079572
Jesus...did she upgrade those?
>>665085230
God she's so perfect
claiming aubrey
>>665085599
is that a legit pic?
Claimed
ahem
Claimed
>>665086427
Yeah, she did a playboy shoot.
Here's the link http://imgur.com/a/zRdia
>>665087164
>>665087164
Rolling to steal
Dreama Walker
So this is just an excuse to dump fap-worthy celebs, right? Is that what I should do?
>>665087610
get fucked pussy
>>665086486
steal
>>665079572
whos dat
Daddario
Emma
>>665088169
Different Emma
>>665088169
ey
Yet another Emma. And yes, I know she's been claimed.
TWO Emmas!
Emmae?
Jennifer Aniston claimed.
>>665088962
>>665088814
She's a gem
>>665088301
Gemma Aterton
>>665080229
I really miss her big tits
13
>>665089528
i'd even say, a jewel
>>665089395
muh dick...
>>665089839
True true
Pouty Lacey
Claimin.
MLP
One Jewess
Two Jewess
>>665087610
looks like she's saying
>you fagit
>>665087387
Hot as fuck
Three Jewess
>>665090788
i've pleasured myself to her mammaries many a time.
>>665090788
Hand 'er over, niggro.
>>665090948
You can have her.
Four Jewess!
Four Jewesses!
There are plenty more.
>>665079572
im so glad noone posted her yet
Meh. I must be jaded. They're all starting to look the same to me.
>>665091260
She put on weight for that bit. And honestly, she's still way fuckable in that pic.
Lagertha
>>665091146
She wouldn't look bad if she didn't have a retarded looking mouth.
>>665091365
Inidana Fappening and the Lost Arc of the Holy Grail
>me on the right
>>665091548
Doesn't matter, she's still shaped like pic related
Drunk Scottishfu
>>665079572
I liked her better with the gag in
>>665089543
Hnnnnnng
She was literally perfect in that movie
>>665091794
Dayum.
Posting random.
>>66508365
Oh God jesus fuck man, that monster is horrid. I'm probably gonna get dubs and steal this abomination by mistake
Remember when Hayden was a thing?
>>665081399
>>665092301
forgot one
>>665081481
>>665092154
Legs.
ashley williams
>>665092490
Horses can't be Jewish!
>>665090788
>>665091146
>>665091192
I've plundered these girls so many times in my fantasies that I'd need to measure the sperm by the liter. I think Natalie Portman is the hottest. But Dennings got the curves! I think Silverman would be the freak in bed, like she has experience at being airtight-ed more then once. Fuck I'd keep her.
>>665092687
Well, that one is.
fuck, marry, kill
you know what to do
>>665092752
Sounds like you like Jewesses, anon.
Which is understandable.
Pic unrelated.
>>665093063
Fuck 3
Marry 2
Kill 1
Marisa Auntmei
>>665093209
I just like hot sluts! I'd actually prefer more hot Atheist celebs but there are not many. I keep on wanting to like Knightly but there is just something missing about her.
>>665092251
Remember her husbando?
>>665093063
Fuck - kill - marry
>>665089395
2 Emma's and still they are the wrong ones
>>665093871
>>665093987
My nigga, the only real Emma
>>665093987
Claiming Annie <3
>>665093704
I think Keira is super cute. If that's who you're talking about. Not sure what that has to do with Jewesses. Is she Jewish?
>>665093713
I do not. Is that a Heroes thing?
Helena Bonham Carter milfu claimed
Julianne Hough
>>665079572
Gud choice
>>665093987
I posted Roberts first.
I think she is the sexiest Emma.
*jiggle*
>>665094247
Yes I was talking about Keira. She is a hardcore Atheist. I remember reading that she considers herself a 'militant Atheist'. Not sure what that means.
>>665094786
Keira Knightley is a goddess
Have you seen her in the Coco Chanel advert
Moolteepas
>>665094239
Steal
>>665095202
Nice try faggot
>>665094786
I think militant atheists try to make religious people not be religious any more. It's never worked on me.
>>665094996
Whenever I see her I instantly think Natalie Portman. I know that is why they picked her for Star Wars and all. But I think the only way I could enjoy Knightley is in a three way with Portman. How fucked up is that??
>>665092875
>>665095353
What about THIS threeway?
>>665095353
Other way round for me kek
I would destroy Keira but Natalie makes me sick
>>665094412
I wanted to eat out that redhead pussy so bad
>>665091554
STEALING
>>665095493
Keira is hotter, but I would still a Natalie. Not that anon but I posted both of them.
Oh, hey, remember when Megan Fox was a thing?
Amanda > Megan. But just by a little bit.
And who cares about thumbs?
Hey, Pam. Something seems wrong with this photoshoot. Like... why is the lower 1/3 of you translucent?
>>665092582
She purty
>>665095493
interesting
>>665095485
Oh I fucking could. It would have to be some freaky tag team shit don' get me wrong. But holding Nat's face down and demanding her to eat the old wind bag's sour twat while I ravished Nat's ass. Or Hilary sports a large strap on and buries it in Nat's ass while I wreck Nat's pussy with my cock. Either way I promise you Nat would leave with my cum deep in her cunt.
I would be Onatopp of her in a second!
>>665096875
I did not expect this boner...
So next thread I am gonna take requests, I think. So I can stop switching from celeb to celeb.
Rachel Bilson is one of the sexiest, except for that fucking shirt
Five Jewess!
Is anyone even here?
>>665083656
It was built for a trash can
Unf. Thanks, Scrubs for Sarah Chalke.
>>665079572
Best totally an alien and not a human waifu
I think I'll steal all of them.
>check
>em
>>665079572
That is image limit. I was thinking about making a new celeb thread that isn't a shitty claim thread where I just dump celebs. I'm drunk and I've nothing better to do.
>>665098810
do it
>>665098889
I need a request to start the new thread.
>>665099089
do it.
>>665099089
portman
>>665099635
You got it! New thread is incoming.
>>665082111
I steal in a heartbeat.
NEW THREAD
>>665100091
Fuck, this takes me back to the r34 days
>>665098406
Cute as a button. I steal
>>665095334
Coalburner supreme
>>665096651
Shiiieeeeet