Why the U.K is better than every other country. >cant win

Yeah but we've got Luton so we lose

>>664815242
this

>>664815242
/thread

Yankee boy suck My dick.

bar luton the UK is prettygud

>>664816180
bradford

>>664816180
Oh and Stoke - Only good thing to come from Stoke is me and Oatcakes

>>664814563
You do realize that by saying
>better than every other country
but then just pointing out "facts" against the US vs. UK (not "every other country") is just playing homage to the fact that US is the greatest country in the world, at least you seem to think so...

>>66481456
Every European i have spoken to refuses to call American English just plain English.
>Fellow amerifag who hates our great nation detected

>>664816351
>>664816471
and every other shitty little town going, but overall were blessed

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The only one...
MEIN VOLK

>>664816620
wow you got it. pat yourself on the back.

Obvious bait, but I'll still reply.

>ITT: Britbong Daily Banter

Also,

>implying Americans give a shit about America

And...

>Your country lacks culture, the only culture you have is literally fast food, celebrities and weapons and the rest is actually minorities’ culture that they bring with them

You forget that America is Little England. We took almost exactly after you.

>think you’re patriotic because you support your military and chant U.S.A

Better for them to be proud than for you to be pissy and whiny about how insensitive your country is being.

>complain about religious fanatics when your country is covered in Christian nuts

Literally your entire history.

>Get your rights trampled on daily by politicians and cops

"The NSA: Little England Security Agency"

>deeply obsessed with celebrities they're treated like god's

("*Royal Weddings; You have special occasion shitty alcohols made in occasion of this shit*")

>your country is lacking history

England: Pillage, Kill, Murder, Repeat

>thinks they're free when there government is constantly spying and censoring them

>>>Get your rights trampled on daily by politicians and cops --- "The NSA: Little England Security Agency"

I honestly do not need to go on.

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we're making it great again

>>664814563
>greatest country in the world UK
>gets their shit raped and kicked out of france
>sits on their island inbreeding in fear of france
>sails around on boats until it finds some tribal motherfuckers who dont know what gunpowder is
>shoots them and sticks a flag in their land
>MUH GLOBAL EMPIRE
>BRITANNIA WILL RULE THE WAAAVES
>2016
>getting cucked by muslims

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>>664814563
انحنى للعرب عليك اللعنة

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>>664818041

>>664816620
Nope. The US is a close second, no point in naming shitty countries, go for the big daeg and crumble him.

>>664818041
Yet somehow English is the common tongue of the world. Also if you lived here you'd know the muslim thing is stupidly, stupidly exaggerated

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>>664818526
How about them 1940 air raids that Americans and the soviets had to bail your asses out of boi. Your autism is showing a little.

>>664819460
America speaks English because of Britain, the rest of the world speaks English because of America. How does it feel to be completely and utterly cucked and surpassed by your fucking colony?

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>>664819706
stay mad faggot i feed off of it

>>664820085
>rest of the world speaks English because of America

do you genuinely believe this?

>>664820287
I think its a little of both countries. America because of the media/music/hollywood. Plus England for being in Europe in general

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there is pubs in england older than usa

>>664820517
No, maybe because the UK colonised a quarter of the world's population and forced then to speak English.

>>664821015
>Canada

British Americans

>>664814563
Aren't you a little late for ramadan, Abdul ?

>>664820985
Fair enough, but a good portion of the world watches American tv, whether they were forced to soeak english or not. Also, America has a lot more people, so more retards to fall into touristy traps

>>664814563

Here here op! ENGLAND PREVAILS

>>664821715
More people in China speak English than they do in America.

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>>664821599
Best of both worlds?

You never see Americans trying this hard to prove the point that you are. If America's so bad, why are you brits so obsessed with us?

>>664814563
That crisis in the Sainai was a shinning moment wasn't it faggots.

Thanks for bringing African slavery to North America

Thanks for fucking up the Middle East after the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

Bang up job faggots.

It's good you are a bunch of has beens that can barely hold on to Scotland.

Fucking Kek

>>664821911
>300+ million people in the US
>1 billion bilingual chinks
No shit sherlock

>>664814563
We don't ban steak knives.

I like Britain but you guys have fallen hard.
>mfw no empire

>>664822162
Never said America was bad, just that it's better here. Asylum mally cum

>>664821911
China also has over a billion+ people what do you expect

>>664822484
So does India, and Indian official laguage is English, more people speak Hindu

>>664816180
Hull?

>Prisoners have better access to health care than most Americans.
this would mean British prisoners have better access to health care than British people which is probably true ;)

>>664821625
there are 3.3 million Muslim living in the United States
UK Muslim population is 2.7 so what were you saying ABDUL

>>664814563
> better than every other country.

> only lists things that apply to the U.S

you really aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

>>664822794
why would it mean that?

>>664822892
>pro rata

>>664817663
I wouldn't call the royal family celebrities, they are the leaders of our country... Also I saw more americans making a fuss about the wedding and hailing it as a "fairytale" than brits where only the elderly really give a fuck

>>664823054
because American women don't give birth in elevators due to NHS inefficiency and bureaucracy.

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Finland is the best country in the whole world

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what about me op?

>>664820985
I like how we say that proudly. "England taught the world English not America because of the murder and slavery. Foolish yanks thinking they taught English through pussy ass media"

>>664822717
Indian offical language is not english you fuck. Hindi is the offical language of the union. English is an additional language for government work. I doubt more people speak english in india than hindi

>>664822892
Your entire country is the size of one state in the US. UK has way more muzzies by volume.

>>664814563
UKfag here.

I'm sorry mate, but the UK is shit..

>>664820985
>implying that most of the colonised regions ACTUALLY still speak english.

roflcockter

>>664820085
this.

>>664815242
Preach it. Just give it to the middle East

Mean while in the UK

>muslims swarming in
>no dental care anywhere in sight
>still worship the queen
>have cuck lord leaders
>police cant even use guns
>women are all ugly
>god save the queen

Anyone in the UK is a cuck to muslims and shit teeth. Fuck out my face fags.

Sincerely a non American

>>664823180
American hospitals are overcrowded due to the fact that there is a school shooting every 5 minutes

>>664823229
Why did you post the American flag?

>>664823229
Good women, better food, extremely violent, poor, racist, and fatter than America

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I'm proud to be English and blessed to be born in such a developed nation, I am however ashamed of my fellow countrymen; small minded arse bandits.

God save the Queen. and little doggies.

>>664823595
posting memes is not an argument anon. Your police force is so incapable of controlling crime that they have to post bins asking criminals to turn in their kitchen knives. The weapons they use to kill people is irrelevant.

>>664823392
Check it up, English is an official language.

They use it in Parliament and in their military as a.forst language, because there's about 50 languages in India from different regions.

>>664823541
>free dental care for every uk citizen
>queen is only relevant to old people
>leaders are pretty good compared to usa
>police don't need to use guns because our citizens are fucking savages
>women aren't all ugly
>we all can't wait until the queen dies so we get a day off work

>>664822892
Are you retarded ? It's like comparing a car that transports 2 persons and a train that transports 6

We have Bournemouth. You don't. You have trump. We don't. We have pubs with more history than your country. You don't have pubs. We have the chippy. You don't. The super bowl final got less views than Manchester City vs Chelsea. Your sport sucks.

>>664814563
>>talk about how rich your country when it's in severe debt

Hey, faggot. Go look up the UK's debt to GDP. Go ahead. Do it.

>>664823966
>>police don't need to use guns because our citizens are fucking savages

Rotherham.

Checkmate, bitch.

Also, you're not "citizens." You're subjects.

>>664823966
>free dental care
Are Her Majesty's subjects aware of this?
Britain is the only fucking country I've ever seen have to run PSAs on dental care. The rest of the fucking world knows how to floss.

>>664815242
Fucking Jesus Christ, Luton. The shittiest shithole of all shitholes.

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>>664823966
>woment aren't all ugly

I think i'm going to move to Britain now, thx anon

I loved being English

>>664823966
>free dental care
so why doesn't anyone use it?

>queen only relevant to old
dont lie

>leaders are good
no theyre not dont lie again

>police dont need guns
well you're wrong I bet you wouldn't have your muslim only zones with guns

>women arent all ugly
yeah maybe by Uk standards

>cant wait till queen dies for day off
this proves youre all spineless unloyal lazy dogs

Can't wait for Muslims to take the UK. Will be a good day.

>>664824116
Ban the Muslims yeah?

>>664823541
Cops in the UK do use guns.

All of Northern Ireland police are armed with guns and armoured vehicles.

>>664823966
>dental care paid for through taxes is somehow better than paid for directly
>police force fights crime by politely asking criminals to turn in their knives
>Jeremy corbyn

monty python is not funny

>>664824458
You're a very naughty boy

>>664820287
see
>>664823478
It doesn't fucking matter that you colonized a quarter of the world. People all around the world want to learn english today because America is the only superpower and its where all the fucking money is at.

>>664824458
>>664824526
same fag

>>664824458
Fifty years later when every unfunny faggot stole their jokes and ran them into the ground maybe, but for their time they were hilarious.

>>664814563
Everything is true except the culture thing. If that's true, then Mexico, Brazil, Cuba, Venezuela and Latin America don't have culture. It's all from other places.

>>664824458
It's too fucking British to be funny.

>>664821892
England is not the UK you dumb fuck

>>664824405
shh...Northern Ireland doesn't exist otherwise US to UK crime comparisons don't make the UK look so good.

>let me tell you about how much america sucks
>no I've never been there bUT THATS NOT THE POINT

>>664820085
But we basically colonized the whole of Africa. And the west indies. Is that because of you?

>>664814563
because Scotland is part of it

No country where Jeremy Corbyn is leader of the opposition can be considered a success.

>>664823664
Fatter than america in kids. Not in adults.

>>664824410
>it's subsidised so not ripped off by massive corporations as much, and overall any given individual with good dental care will pay less in their lifetime than ab america with similar dental care
>a police force that has managed to completely annihalate the overwhelming control organised crime originally had throughout the uk, and keeps crime at a much lower and less violent rate than the US whilst not having to act like trigger happy sociopaths with tiny dicks.
>donald trump

>>664817663
Considering the UK is the only country still being run by a monarchy after this many centuries it's hardly celebrity status, more like a part of what we are.

Have fun rolling in crippling debt, arguing about gun control and your right to defend yourself despite the majority of your crimes and incidents are gun related - retard yank

>>664825056
>muh evil corporations maymay
>still thinks British crime statistics are even remotely accurate
>has never been to belfast
>donald trump has not win a single general or primary election, Jeremy Corbyn is leader of the opposition

>>664824632
>America is the only superpower

Jesus christ. Well, I guess it must be nice living in fantasy

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Lol. Guns x

>>664825081
The Queen is a figurehead with very limited powers. More of a tourist thing.

>>664814563
>>You speak English
Because of the US's economy

Literally everything else doesn't apply to me. Brit fags are worse than Americans, you need just as much attention but are no where near as influential.

>>664814563
Britfags think Budweiser is delicious. Your argument is invalid.

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90% of your history involves these old pals

>>664814563
>Why the U.K is better than every other country.
>talks only about the US
I wish Canada and the US didn't save your asses so I wouldn't have to read that cancer

>>664825371
>well done very valid point there clearly had a lot left to say
>oh yes because even if inaccurate, the american stats couldn't possibly be apallingly bad given that their whole judicial system is corrupt as fuck and designed to make money out of forcing repeated crime
>seems to have forgotten the existance of places like compton
>thick fuck doesn't seem to remember the americunts had George Bush as leader.. twice..

>daily life in Britain
>get shot as gas station
>get shot at funeral for people shot at gas station
>get shot at funeral for people shot at funeral for people shot at gas station
>make 4chan post about American gun violence

>>664825574
Well. I see more Americans bullshitting about their freedoms than any Brit talking about themselves.

Maybe because they have to swear allegiance to their flag. Like Nazi Children.

>>664825808
When did something like that happen? I'm actually interested.

>>664825708
since they didn't exist for the first hundred years of us history your statement is literally false.

>>664824632
i was literally implying that the colonies didnt have much of an impact on the spreading of the english language you retard

>>664824632
>>664826124
nvm i read the format wrong

brb suiciding

>>664826014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Flavius
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milltown_Cemetery_attack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporals_killings

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Oh look, a eurofag. You act like it matters what country you think is best. Opinions are opinions, and yours is ignorant.

>>664824334
Go shoot up a school John Kowalskwi

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Welcome to 'Murica

>>664826291
Thanks /b/ro

>>664820287
It's true for most non-white places nowadays. They keep a foreign tongue for international dealings because of the US...could have stopped anytime after the UK's decline.

>>664826291
That's Northern Ireland though, there was.kind of a war on there for 38 years.

Why not memtion the bombs too, while you're at it.

>>664826291
>Paramiltary's and special forces killing people compares to Amerifats shooting each other on a daily basis

You got beaten by a bunch of untrained farmers despite being one of the most advanced countries in the world.

>>664826678
Indeed, part of your country was literally in a state of civil war for 38 years and is now ruled by the people who were doing the bombing and the shooting. But we must make daily 4chan posts about violence and political dysfunction in the US
>>664826866
>but but it doesn't count because reasons

Really? Bitch I'm British born and raised. I fucking hate this country

>>664827009
are you directing that insult at the UK or the US?

>>664816180
salfords pretty shit too

>>664816620
>be boxer
>KO'd 2nd best (below me) boxer in the world
>Some pussy says I'm not the best coz I didn't bother with all the shitty low tier boxers
>Says I'm paying homage to 2nd best coz I used him as a measure to show my superior strength
>mfw

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>>664827116
Hahahahajajajajajajahaajjajahajaajajaj

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>>664827009
>Implying only the colonists fought
Is that what is in the american History curriculum?

>>664823966
Hahaha all that free dental care and you faggots still have the ugliest teeth on the planet. Your women might be hot until they open their mouths.

Fucking eurofags.

Right, so due to the incredible influence and dominance of the British Empire, English is the most common 2nd language in the world. But yeah, let's just look at the last 100 years or so, or whichever timeframe will place the US in more importance than the UK, good idea.

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>>664827116
Kek

>>664827418
M8 Poland has the worst teeth. American ones are only good due to the fluoride in the water supply.

>Why the U.K is better than every other country
>talks exclusively about america

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>>664818041
Fear of France? Is that a joke? Have you never heard the meme "Le French have surrendered!"

>>664825536
The Queen still have a large array of powers in her role, most of which are used either on the advice of her advisors (such as electing prime ministors) or on her behalf by advisors (such as passport control or creating laws)

>>664827017
0.23 UK
10.64 USA
Firearm-related death rate per 100,000
population.
But but you're right a political war 30/40 years ago is comparable

>>664828045
>Advice of
>By
There is no way she would use them without being 'Asked' to. If the PM and Parliament agree she will do it.

>>664822425
Have you even been to america? Im 95% sure life in both are basically the same. Sounds like you're a typical self-righteous eurofag to me.

>>664828341
Britfag has to agree.
except the cars. Significantly less of those 'SUVs' over here

>>664828244
That war only ended in 2007, it started in 1968.

There was still like 5 soldiers shot dead a about 3 years ago in Belfast when they ordered pizza some IRA man shot them. There has been a few cops killed, and a few.prison wardens since that war 'ended'.

>>664814563
>Your country is ignorant and uneducated

Umm, is this the same UK where 95% of people are monolingual? I'm Icelandic and speak Icelandic, English, Danish, and Norwegian fluently - I can also read Old Norse and Swedish.

Also the same UK where you have to get into debt for undergraduate studies and the government won't even give you a loan for a Master's? I have a BA, an MA, an MSc, and am a second year PhD student - I have about 10,000 GBP student debt (which is interest free and can be paid back whenever) and have been funded for every semester.

I live in Luton; Posting from there right now. Can vouch is pure shit. Official worst in the UK.

>>664823914
You said English was the official before and now it is an offical language? Implying that is not majority? Keep backpedaling

>>664829469
English is the Official language. Along with Hindi, how is that hard to comprehend?

>>664829198
> Implying we need to speak any other language

Fuckboi, if you only speak Icelandic you NEED our language. We don't need to speak your goofy shit.

>>664829906
>Fuckboi, if you only speak Icelandic you NEED our language. We don't need to speak your goofy shit.

Aaaaaand this is why you're retarded.

>>664828244
>posting suicides lumped together with homocides
>thinking the weapon matters
>thinking civil war ended by capitulation to terrorists is preferable to crime

>>664829678
>implying the general population can speak english
Thats only for government bullshit

>>664830142
Yes, please forgive me, I will take a trip to my local village hall to enroll on the next course of 'Insignificant Language Studies' at the next available opportunity.

>>664829198
Be honest, where are you going for a job after you leave that shit hole?

You do get loans from the Government for higher education, it's anywhere between 3,000-9,000 a year for University here, and it only has to be paid back when you make over £24,000 a year.

There's higher quality schools here that are.known around the world, I'm sure someone from Oxford or Cambridge have a significantly higher chance if you went for the same job, no one even knows the.name of your higher schools and they aren't as respected.

>>664828870
I no lots of shit still goes on bombs, shooting, etc. But the anon was trying to point out the hypocrisy of Brits taking the piss out of American's using three shootings that happened 30 years ago as an example and that it compares to the amount of gun violence and shooting in America.

>>664830472
>Yes, please forgive me, I will take a trip to my local village hall to enroll on the next course of 'Insignificant Language Studies' at the next available opportunity.

The fact that you can't see any value in learning a language other than the immediately practical shows how much of a pleb you are - you're missing out on huge bodies of literature, different cultural experiences, different histories, et cetera. Assuming your position that only widely-used languages are useful hold true (I disagree entirely) then why haven't you learned Chinese or German or Spanish? Perhaps because you're ignorant and your education system is subpar?

>Be honest, where are you going for a job after you leave that shit hole?

I already have a job - I work in the National Museum. After my PhD I want to be an archaeologist and work in various countries, for which I need a PhD.

>no one even knows the.name of your higher schools and they aren't as respected.

Uh, that would be because we are a country with a little over 330,000 people. I actually did a year exchange with UCL - the quality is comparable; our country actually allocates a lot more GDP to tertiary education than the British government does.

>>664831674
>the amount of gun violence and shooting in America.

A few thousand a year in a nation of 330000000+?

Also, Britain's violent crime rate is higher. That they use knives, bats, vehicles, brass knuckles, et cetera rather than guns is... irrelevant. Maybe if regular people were allowed to use firearms to defend themselves, Brits wouldn't be such pathetic victims of criminal underclass, afraid to even fight back for fear of being arrested or sued.

>>664814563
>largest country in the world
>Most amount of criminals
Mhmm wierd
Unless you consider Australia, in which most peoples heritage lies in the criminal.

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>>664832165
No I'm just finishing my LPC so I'm OK on the education front. 5 years of full time higher education for circa £20,000. Not an unmanageable debt if you ask me. Whilst I was being intentionally provocative, there really is no actual need for any English speaking person to learn another language. Yeah it is nice if you have a spare few years, but it isn't exactly important.

>>664821942
Yeah, but you've just elected the cuckiest cuck who ever cucked as prime minister

>>664824287
>Britain
>country

>>664824287
Do you understand the difference between dental care, and cosmetic dental realignment and cosmetic teeth whitening.

No you do not.

But we have a right-wing government so we lose.

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>>664836054
kek you fucking moron

'hur dur my libertees and equalitees are being oppressed by the evil guvumunt'