Amerifag here
>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
>my grandfather did also fight the nazis and won in 1945
>my father fought in vietnam so that we won the cold war in 1989
>i have been two tours to iraq, so that we will win the war on terrorism
if your live in europe, show some gratitude and say thanks ITT
>>664602174
>fought the nazis in 1918
American education at it's finest.
>america won the cold war
>america won the conflict in vietnam
>america won the war on terrorism when in actual fact since the war started there are now more terrorists on the planet
kek
>>664602174
>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
>>664602295
Is this a bait double-bluff? I don't even care if I bit it, I just need to know.
Britfag here. Show some thanks for us founding your nation
>>664602174
The only country the US ever beat in a real war was Japan. Fuck off with the rest of this bullshit.
Beating Japan was nothing to sneeze at though.
>>664602366
We actually did win vietnam. Check Prager university's vid on that. But you're right the communists Def won the cold war. They let out a social virus which is pretty much the root cause of all degeneracy past the 50s. It sucks.
>>664602469
This. OP lost any credibility right there
>>664602174
Thank mr skeltal
>>664602174
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
pic of map of embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since of human of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of living.
>>664602174
Thank you for the terror bombings, the sanctions that crippled our economy, for being a pussy afterwards.
Oh and thank you for the constant global conflicts we face thanks to you retards.
Should I thank you for killing my grandfathers in the war too? Fuck off back to your couch amerifat.
>>664602174
Do you even know what school is?
>>664603301
>russian detected
considering that putin is a crazy dictator that thinks it's okay to invade sovereign european countries, then you should be glad that you only got some faggy sanctions. if obama wasn't a huge faggot, we would have marched toward moscow and a glorious victory
>>664602174
LOL. after all those "victories" it's no wonder the universe is restoring balance by having peasants with their granpappy's AK send you home in humiliating defeat on a regular basis.
Although to be fair, it's not just you.
With the exception of the operations in FRY, every single elective campaign "the west" has engaged in since '91 has been a total and frankly humiliating, defeat.
You'd think we'd learn!
>>664602174
>implying its about da terrirists not black gold
america lost the civil war though,
check and mate
>>664602174
>>664603016
>Prager University
>>664603016
Wot in the fuck are you talking aboot you hoser
>>664603016
I looked at the vid, and he says we lost. So I don't know why you're using that as evidence, beside the fact that Prager University has as much accredation as the university I made up just now in my head.
Your great grandfather beat the Nazis in 1918, two years before they were formed in 1920? And you wonder why Europeans dislike Americans?
>>664602174
>grandfather was a fantasist and a liar
back to history class anon
also; America got pounded in the ass in nam and had no effect on the cold war which is arguably still going on to this day.
What do they teach you at school anon? Just curious.
>>664602174
Family of illiterates, dumb fucks. Cheers mericans.
>>664602174
sounds like someone wants a pat on the head for getting paid while doing his/her job
America lost the war to Canada. ..
>>664602174
A entire life to service of Israel, stupid cunt. Go back to school, nigger.
>>664602872
Not hard when you indiscriminately bomb civilian targets with atom bombs and never get your hands dirty.
Wanna know a little secret?
The war on terror will never end; just like the war on pedophiles, narcs and rapists. It's there so the U.S. can finance from it. They finance terrorist groups such as ISIS, Hezbollah and used to finance Al Qaeda (which is now ISIS). Wake up people.
>>664602174
> nazi
> 1918
Delete your post retard.
>>664602174
>>664602174
So you come from a generation of cucks?
>>664605055
This
>>664603873
>russian detected
Wow youre stupid
lol. The only terrorists in this world are the americans. If you stick your nose to deep in other peoples problems they get worse (which the US government has been doing since the 50/60s). Now entire europe lives in anxiety thanks to america spreading democracy in the middle east.
Damn i cant believe im still one of the very few who can actually see that America is the problem, not the solution. Take care of your own damn country before you start telling people how it should be in theirs.
>>664602174
>i have been two tours to iraq, so that we will win the war on terrorism
whole US army worth more than the globes armies combined can't kill a dozen untrained; hardly armed sand people.
yeah; congrats anon.
kek
>>664602174
>>664602174
How I know you are a dumb kid?
Cause in 1918 there were no Nazis.
Your mommy it's calling, faggot.
>>664604908
>secret
secret to nobody but the US.
>>664602174
>fought the nazis in 1918
>russia did most of WWII
>losing in vietnam didn't do anything to end the cold war
>your war in irak caused the terrorism
Americans truly are retarded
ITT: autists take the b8
>>664605055
kek
>>664602174
>>664602174
you mean U.S. - not America
America is the Continent
>>664602174
>vietnam
>won
>iraq
>won
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
>>664605185
Plenty of people know we're the problem. The problem is there isn't much we can do about, espeically since if you speak out against war people equate you with a terrorist or at least unamerican. So the best solution is usually to keep your mouth shut about it when the mouth breathers go apeshit over whatever FOX News told them to be angry about that day.
>>664605980
>>664605295
>>664605055
>>664604836
>>664604548
oh gawd i hate america almost as much as israel kek
>>664606219
>>664606176
>>664602174
>thinks that being at war is great
>wants us to show him some gratitude
you are fucking autistic. there's nothing to be proud of. i hope you die fagget
>>664606093
I very much doubt they know what you mean.
Last time an "American" asked where I was from I just said "Europe" and wouldn't specify because they couldn't beyond "'meruca"?
>>664605055
'murica land of the "rich" and "free"
>>664602174
>fought the nazis and won in 1918
>nazis
>1918
Jesus fuck man, at least get the people we fought right. This is just embarrassing.
>OP fag subhuman
>Doesn't know when Herrenrasse actually appeared in history.
>>664606176
>1. Learn proper grammar. You can't even write in your own language, even though English is easy as fuck to learn.
>2. Just because someone does not agree with war does not make them a terrorist. It seems like George W. Bush brainwashed you already.
>3. In a world (the world of Internet) where freedom of speech is enforced we can say whatever the fuck I want.
>4. I can easily say you're an amerifag blind piece of shit child murderer.
>5. Which stupid nation believe their own media? They only tell you what you want to hear anyways, not the truth.
>6. Fuck off cunt.
>>664602174
fagget
>>664606971
Is that an ethernet cable going up his nose?
Nigger has broadband internet straight to his brain.
.
.
>>664602174
>>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
>my father fought in vietnam so that we won
Dude you are the reason so many think americunts are cunts and uneducated fools
>>664607072
You are the dumbest fucking retard ever. Read it again shit for brains.
>>664605055
So Obama did legalize drone strike against American citizens anywhere in the world right?
>>664606155
> todger
And I learned a new word.
>>664605055
none of those things are bad though
>>664604063
but they also won the civil war, m8
>>664606176
where i come from its more important to be who you are. not what other people are or seem to wanna be.
>>664603016
>They let out a social virus which is pretty much the root cause of all degeneracy past the 50s
an0n, stop huffing out the leftover propane in the cheezewiz cans!
it doesn't matter that there's no warning on the side of the label, STOP DOING IT.
>>664605389
no one cares about soccer dude
>>664603016
the worst kind of loser
>>664607072
>In a world (the world of Internet) where freedom of speech is enforced
> In a world (the world of Internet) where arguable amounts of hate speech is a crime and prosecuted
>>664602768
kek
fuck you amerifag bastard.
acting like you pink chicken skins invented freedom
>>664607598
Not around me, they dont like that sort of thing. If you don't watch football, drink beer, hunt, and love whatever the united states does, you are out.
>>664606155
the fuck is a todger?
also, those numbers do not line up with any study I've seen
and I've seen a lot of dick studies
>>664606971
is that a real life lego man?
>>664602174
American military fags are at it again /b/
>>664602768
Thank you, Britfags.
>>664602174
>>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
>my father fought in vietnam so that we won the cold war in 1989
>i have been two tours to iraq, so that we will win the war on terrorism
Ladies and Gentlemen, the US educational system.
>>664603873
your country never had the balls to face russia bro
why do you think your country bombed russia?
who told you that?
I'm not going to read previous replies, but I hope someone pointed out to this bait faggot nigger that all of those wars were bullshit for money you'll never see and your family were just shitty corporate slaves like you are. Except they were even bigger retards.
>>664602768
thank you britain
sorry for waiting until the war was almost over
i was dealing with japs
>>664608061
>>664603873
> we would have marched toward moscow and a glorious victory
Somehow this phrase feels very familiar.
>>664608140
This, and this too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8rbHwMXMT8
>>664602768
>Be Britain
>Largest empire in history
>Error: File too large
>tfw left with only a tiny, measly island surrounded by socialists
>>664608247
Don't expect Amerifats to know who Napoleon was or what was actually going on on the Ostfront during WWII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX04USVRowQ
>>664602174
According to the US educational system and OP, this pic is accurate.
Pfffft you amerifags are kidding aren't you?
WW1 and WW2 were won with the combined efforts of millions of people. No doubt the US helped but you would of been slaughtered if you were on your own.
You lost in Vietnam. Plenty of footage of American literally running to get in boats and dumping vehicles and even choppers into the ocean to speed up the evacuation.
And since you started the war on terror there has been a bigger spread of terrorism then any before.
Every war you have been involved In has been for your own selfish reasons too. Take WW2 for example you were happy to sit back and watch your allies get slaughtered and refused to help like a bunch of pussies. It was only after pearl harbour you finally joined in.
>>664608462
at least you're not portugal
> at one point in history literally divide the world between them and spain
> now everybody thinks they're a colony
>>664607717
>the worst kind of loser
The kind that lose 3 years after they had left?
>>664602174
Germanfag here
I love murrica, but...
>>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
Nazis in 1918? must be the cloned Mechahitler.
>my grandfather did also fight the nazis and won in 1945
US Army... won. No. Russia WON the 2nd World war for the Allied Forces. Sorry to piss on your plate.
>my father fought in vietnam so that we won the cold war in 1989
Vietnam was lost. Also, the cold war ended because Russian Economy collapsed.
>i have been two tours to iraq, so that we will win the war on terrorism
Again... US foreign policy could be done by a monkey and a goose and they would come up with equal or better results than you have. Iraq? Still no Democracy, also abandoning Saddam, who was installed by your great country. Arabian spring? Also just an islamic outrage. Syria? Don´t get me started.
>>if your live in europe, show some gratitude and say thanks ITT
Thanks... for nothing.
>>664605295
my sides...
<snort>
>>664602174
OP is a faggot,
Did you guys found the nucleaire bom yet.
iraq is so dangerous.
And how are the people in hiroshima and nagaski doing?
If you wanna find a terrorist, just look in the mirror.
eurofag says fuck you.
>>664602174
america lost against vietnam zozzle
>fought in vietnam and won the cold war
>>664607845
r8 mah cock isn't a study anon.
>>664608492
>Don't expect Amerifats to know who Napoleon
The sawed-off French dictator that kicked British ass all over Europe?
>was or what was actually going on on the Ostfront during WWII.
Where the Nazis went after they pushed the British into the sea at Dunkirk?
>>664604090
thats a 5head, why mate.
>>664607583
Kek good bait m8
>>664609136
Pretty close, but we're looking for a connection to the march on Moscow.
Thanks Russia!
>>664602174
OP is so ashamed that he did not show his face again.
Also no ONE merifart post a reply to this slaughter.
>>664602174
Thats all well and good. Vietnam didn't mean jack shit though, and if you think it did, your just a retard.
>>664608741
ohh give it to this cunt so hard kek
america just give us the rapeugees
thanks Bush
>>664609426
Yeah, all his troops got syphilis, and froze to death in the snow..
>>664605295
That motorized scooter is obviously unreasonably dangerous to use for the purpose for which it was designed. See how high the basket and seat sit? If they were lower, the device would be much less likely to tip. And did they even warn of the hazard? I doubt that placard on the back adequately warns of this specific danger and how to avoid it.
Hopefully she gets a decent payday. God bless America.
>>664602174
I did 3 tours for the recent OIF/OEF and you are literally what's wrong with America. Why are you sticking your hand out looking for a thank you or a pat on the back. Fuck off POG.
To all the Eurofags reading this, I apologize for this fat neck bearded mouth breather. He is obviously not well educated and also feels entitled for some reason.
Also, we didn't fight the Nazis in WWI since the Nazis were not around in WWI. We fought the Germans or rather the Axis.
>>664602174
OP is a total slave.
>>664602174
If I'd ever thank any nation, it would be the Soviet Union.
Thank you, Soviet Union.
Sincerely,
Austria
>>664609509
The United States only sent advisers to Vietnam after the French were massacred and asked for assistance.
>>664608679
2 years
the koreans were still helping the south though
it's not a victory if you retire, it's a defeat
the defeat is less shameful if you can say you fought till the end
>the worst kind of loser
yes, the one who refuses to acknowledge his defeat
>>664609509
not defending america but u do realize the north vietnamese werent just totally alone in a vacuum without any other major asian communist nations nearby...................right
>>664609588
>>664609578
Yeah, we'll let that count.
Congratulations, you've won
> Questions so obvious only Americans will have trouble answering them eXtreme MakeOver 4chan Edition 2016 Spring Prelude
So, where did you do your year abroad?
>>664609717
"Advisors"
>>664609700
Infact, Allies Should be thanking for WW2
>>664609717
>advisers
Shut the fuck up, moron
>>664602174
gr8 b8 m8
>>664602174
Fuck off. Europe fought in all of those wars too.
>>664603744
Yeah it's a place to play FOOTBALL!
>>664608741
this, thank you again germany
>>664602174
FUCK U NIQQER, I MISS ADOLF
>>664609753
>>664608657
America learned early on that there is more money in staying at war than winning a war. More-so now that simple words like ISIS can make the nation collectively piss themselves.
>>664608462
Britfag here, it's not just surrounded by socialists, but also filled with patriotic scumfucks that hate america for winning independence and becoming a military superpower.
>>664610363
>>664610347
>the current year
>not knowing people from Moran are called Morans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMFrLBO993s
>>664608741
I have a question though..on the iraq war. How can you win against a disorganized force with no central government to surrender. It's hard to win a war and not annex anything and have people consider it a victory. Let's say for the sake or argument America went and took Iraq and made it the 51st State in the Union and set up a olocal american government and started building McD's everywhere. You could then call that a victory right?
>>664610581
Defends the indefensible.
>>664607369
really like the picture
>>664609848
>mfw a Little England poster assumes judgement on a nation of 320 million people based on a bait thread
>>664602174
nazis in 1918
good one
>>664608462
>>664610363
>>664609509
>>664609753
the thing about vietnam war is that the americans weren't prepared for it (bad weapons + difficult terrain) and the viet cong was actually pretty competent and pigheaded
come on guys everyone knows this, they won because they deserved it
>>664610850
Thanks, I feel validated
>>664602517
Germany was not under Nazi rule during the 1st world war
>>664610896
Wft you retards actually think our teeth are that white?
>>664611086
Not really
>>664610283
Meh.. it's in direct proportion to how many citizens ISIS is slaughtering the concerts, and satirical print publishers.
>>664602174
Props to your great gramps, gramps, and dad. You, on the other hand, are a pussy little bitch
>>664609700
thank you soviet union
>>664611086
Italianfag here im glad to be in a nation where i know what's the problem
>>664611319
The Aussies do it better...
>>664611503
Reckless spending?
>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
Top kek, true amerifat.
>>664611293
>wearing watches on both arms
Damn, I wonder why.
>>664610245
so youre telling me china had absolutely nothing to do with vietnam
im not talking like Korea where america actually fought chinese troops but youre being overly reductionist/the autist is you
>Be me having uncle in the German army
>2003
> he gets deployed because Americans invade a country for its resources and meet resistance
> hurr durr help us NATO its clearly for fills the act of defense so you will have to join us bashing goat fuckers
> never see him again
> fast forward 14 years
> I joined the army
>need to work with us army fags every day because joint operations
>they act like freaking assholes whatasurprise.jpg
Thank you USA for treading your allies like shit
Have some respect because people will have to die for your fucking wars you love to pull us into
>>664611510
Descended from the British. Same shit, both.
>>664611607
Politician steal money
>>664611503
The problem is lazy fucks. Domani, basta, pronto
>>664611704
>>664611691
>saves europe from the nazis
>gets criminalized for stealing a dead fag's watch
Isn't it fucking hilarious
>>664608662
At least you're not Greece.
>Thriving and being way ahead of every other civilization overall for thousands of years
>is now full of patriotic idiots who think everyone is to blame for our economic crisis apart from ourselves.
>>664611951
itll take more than that, howard
>>664602174
>nazis in 1918
KEK 10/10
>>664602517
go read something
>>664602174
You lost Vietnam idiot
>>664608662
I feel you, my iberian bro
but we still have our 10/10 beaches in andalusia and algarve amirite?
>>664612104
>>664609509
So the French automatically surrendered to nazis while ruskos, brits, and muricans fought and defeated them, then the French can't hold on to their shitty colony of Vietnam and America goes in to help and looses only due to internal factors.
>>664602174
lol. Won the cold war. Good one.
>>664602174
You sided with our enemy the communists and didn't realize how fucked they were till the last stages of the war, so, nah.
Also, the 10-year-long influx of asylum seekers to Europe is a direct consequence of your actions, so fuck you. Hint: not Syrians.
>>664612267
Not Portuguese myself, I only was there once during the EM coincidentally and it was very nice.
>>664612268
Verwirrung, zweitracht, Unordung, Beamtenherrschaft, Grummet
>>664612173
By what logic? Explain.
>>664612768
>>664612981
ALL JEW GIRLS LIKE TO BALL WITH BUCK NIGGERS
>>664612400
So, Eastern Europeans, Somalians Libyans, and other North Africans? Yeah, I can see where a moron might want to blame the U.S. for that.
>>664609677
don't worry. We see an idiot not America as a whole.
>>664613139
>>664612779
by the logic of:
>You were fighting against Vietcong
>You saw it was impossible to win
>You retired bc fagget
>They won
Therefore you lost
>>664612532
oh, okay
yes it's a very nice country, I go everytime I can
>>664613363
BINAH
>>664602174
Typical ameritard runs up late does fuck all expects praise. FYI there were no nazis in ww1. I have done four tours of Afghan and one of Iraq so wind your neck in shit beard
>>664613831
>>664602174
>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
Wat
>>664613964
>>664614222
>>664614312
>>664609588
>Implying the average american knows how to read
> nazis in ww1
> implying America won Vietnam and didn't get their arses handed to them by a bunch of rice farmers with Chinese AK ripoffs
I admire your bravery to go to war and fight the good fight, but try get your facts straight before saying stuff on a board full of 14 year old virgins with nothing better to do than jerk off to guys and learn about shit.
>>664602174
>>my great grandfather fought the nazis and won in 1918
American Education at its finest.
>my grandfather did also fight the nazis and won in 1945
America was low key supporting the fascist state. Look up the Bush relations with the Nazi Steel Companies.
You didn't win that war. American Soldiers were called dough boys, because of there uniforms, they came in late and dressed all fancy, when all the other British and Russian soldiers had seen hell. The Soviet Union defeated Nazi Germany and Stormed in on Main base.
>my father fought in vietnam so that we won the cold war in 1989
You Lost that war. Many of your people died, and most of them came back fucked up for life. The strength of the Vietnamese people and their strong hearts defeated a well supplied and organized army. You {Capitalist Scum} made a lot of money selling of Helicopters to the Gov.
>i have been two tours to iraq, so that we will win the war on terrorism
America funded terrorism, during the cold war. {Pic related}, There was no terrorism in Iraq. The terrorism had ignited in Afghanistan. America went into Iraq because they feared that Sadam had Biological Weapons of Mass Destruction, or WMD's. They found nothing destroyed a growing country that had a stable economy. Robbed the Oil companies that were the base of Iraqi Financial Status. Created chaos, and left the country helpless.
Bonus +++: USA + Turkey are now funding ISIS.
P.S: The Arab Spring which was actually supported by the CIA, using The Onion Router as a source of communication was done purposefully to destabilize the Arab countries. No country has found freedom, because freedom set by the american media is a lie. Its all the Arabs thought when Freedom came to mind. Syria already had Freedom.
Honestly i Hope Ran Paul wins. The only true constitutionalist.
>>664602174
>won the cold war
fucking laff and a half
>>664603016
Damn, that b8 worked well
>>664607404
Don't worry. A secret judge in a secret court makes a secret decision about what Americans to kill secretly. Its all above board.
>>664604860
>Never get your hands dirty
Something something horrific island hopping campaign that caused the deaths of tens of thousands of American soldiers.
>>664602174
Russia was the main reason for winning 2nd world war. Sorry your history in USA is fucked.
>>664602174
One of my uncles (by marriage) was a pilot for Germany during WWII. He immigrated to the US in 1958, became the greatest American you ever saw.
>Awesome guy. I wish he was still alive. He passed away in 2012
>>664614566
>9gag
kill yourself
>Both are fuckers:Trump and John Oliver
-Here want Comedy to know the truth
-watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
>>664616648
Hehe, right, i'm put at ease now.
But I'm surprised this didn't get a bigger rise out of the populous. Because I seem to remember the reasoning was he wanted to kill an American who joined ISIS and instead of restricting the whole thing to e.g. Americans Abroad. He pretty much went for anywhere, anytime, for any reason, legitimized by a secret court.
>>664602174
Good goy! Keep fighting Israel's wars for them!
>>664602174
This thread is the evidence that only stupid people join the military. OP you are dump as fuck
>GG
>>664605660
Its not even a secret to us faggot. We just don't give a shit. We'd rather just chill in our massive cities with easily accessible food and water watching TV and electing Donald Trump while one if the most powerful militaries on the planet protects us. We just don't give a shit about you or anyone else. "Americans are all stupid fatties with no knowledge or concept anything derrrrr." In the scale of the global theater, what does that say about the weak and insignificant shit stain you come from? #jealous #poor.rekt
>>664617983
>while one if the most powerful militaries on the planet protects us
protect you how? by making as many enemies as possible?
>>664617983
> Americans
> Great Human Beings
I wonder why people seem to dislike that country.
>>664610704
>How can you win against a disorganized force with no central government to surrender
You can't win
That's why you don't fuck countries up before thinking about the consequences of a power vacuum
>>664603224
whatever the fuck youre doing im loving it