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Be funny, interesting, show interest, be playful and use lots of humor. Try to not give a fuck about the outcome if you get rejected. Don't go "you wanns Fuck"? That'll get you nowhere, and sex will automaticly come to you. Just be yourself, but a good version of yourself. Good luck, OP!
>>664600522 You get shown pictures of people and you decide wether you like them or not. If you like the other person and the other person likes you, then you bot get a notification and can start a conversation. The other person does not get notified if you say you don't like them.
Sounds good on paper but only works if you're at least moderately hot
>find girl >avoid giving the pleb-creep compliments, that shit scares/bores them away. "I just wanted to say that I think you're beautiful". "Youre son is really lucky to have an amazing mother like you" etc >ask her interesting questions about herself instead. "How big are your guages?" "Did you see (band) when they came into (her town)? "What is your major"? etc >if shes not a cunt, she'll respond >keep her responding >after getting all/most of her attention with messages for 20-60 mins, she might develop some interest in you, although small at first. >strike while the iron is hot and eventually ask for her phone number, NOT HER FB (it will make the process take longer, just skip to the number) >repeat this process via texts, seeing as how youre autistic, a phone call MIGHT fuck things up for your awkward ass. >text her for 2-7 days and ask her if she wants to go do something >try to avoid netflix movies or movie theatre, try a visit to the petco so she can pet the cats or some shit like that instead. >try to make 3 more dates happen, repeating this process. >profit
>>664600287 you are living of a modern warring technology of harm of millions of Mericans...babies, toddlers, children, teenagers, daughters, elders, seniors...of a modern warring technology of STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles. pic of map of embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since of human of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of living.
>>664603128 Well she is 18 on the dot. Best part is I popped her cherry. Hard to believe, I know. Also have tons of nudes. >>664603195 I'm not ugly that's for sure and yeah they message me first usually. I just be myself and gay emojis actually help lol
Don't ask for dates via text, especially with someone you've never met, you're just dime stranger without a voice. You need to talk on the phone and ask via voice. After a few dates and you've at least gotten into a good groove together then you can set dates by text, but not at first.
>>664600287 >Get good pictures of yourself. Leave the fedora and Katana out of it. >Make a funny bio about yourself. >Don't be creepy. Needy. >Do funny / interesting openers. Check reddit /tinder/ and you can probably get away with stealing openers from there
I'm in my 30s, women around my age and older pretty much expect that unless they're a total slut just looking to fuck. Younger women in their 20s seem to appreciate it too. Makes you a man, confident and assertive. Not too sure about chicks under 25, haven't had too much luck with them lately I think they'll get interested again once I hit 40
>>664600287 I had a technique that would get me laud every week back before tinder set a limit on your daily swipes. Now it's not as easy but I still get ass. Just got to have low standards only ratchet hoes go the the "dtf?" line
1) Like all girls 2) Start conversation however the fuck you want 3) Never compliment them on beauty, say other shit instead ('you look like a spontaneous girl', 'your smile seems genuine' etc. 4) Keep talking without putting too much pressure, make her ask you questions
Not a king of this shit, but got laid twice on Tinder.
>>664605432 Anon has the idea here. I am >>664605354 guy. Basically yea, u swipe right on everything. Don't even look at her pic doesn't matter how ugly fat or black she is just fuckin swipe right.
Then u send every match you get a message simply saying "dtf?". 95% of the time they will either not respond or get pissed but I have good looks and it has helped me fuck over a dozen tinder girls since 2015. Mostly fatties but hey who's to judge.
>>664600287 be me started using tinder like all girls near me most of them speak back literally sperg out, ¨I just wanna fuck¨ Works 1/20 times. it fucking works and no drama. if one says no, move into another one. The chances are 1/20.
1. Swipe right on everything. 2. Get matches (if you don't than you're really ugly 3. Just text the ugly/fat ones if they're dtf 4. Compliment the good looking ones about their eyes or smile. 5. Talk with them for a day or 2 on tinder without asking number. (If you do this correctly they will eventually say why you don't ask for their number of just give theirs. 6. Then try to seal the deal by asking if they wanna come over for a cup of thee.
Don't talk about sex. Just invite them and they will come and if there's a connection it will happen.
I fuck every week/10 days a different girl from tinder for a year now.
>>664607145 Yeah OP here, if I looked like that anon I'm sure I could probably get laid without help. As it is I'm pale, chubby and awkward, and I also don't have that guy's cool facial hair so it's not exactly all that simple.
My advice is not to use it at all. I've had MUCH more success on sites like MeetMe and Okcupid. Girls on Tinder tend to be more stuck up. Gl either way. Using sites like this you'll get laid eventually. It's a matter of patience and luck.
Go talk to girls in real life. Girls you don't know. Hell, just walk up to one and say "Hey, I gotta go, but you seem cool so put your number in" then hand them your phone with the "add a contact" page already opened. It works sometimes, but more importantly it gets you over your fear of rejection.
Once you've made it to that point and realize rejection isn't that bad, change from just instantly asking for the number to starting a conversation. Ask her name and be cocky and funny.
Good start, OP. You show interest in her. Remember to let her do aprox 80% of all talking. If you learn how to use humor and playfulness correct, you'll get her to the sack in no time. Also, don't have long conversations over tinder. When she starts to show interest in you, you say "but take my #! I hate this app!" Why give her your number, and not the other way around? Because when you give yours , you remove any pressure from her, ås you aren't pushing for her #. At the same time, you will come out as the guy who don't give a fuck if she doesnt text you, and you have benefit of knowing that you'vr done a great job if she texts you. :)
>>664600287 Some hints: You are always interessted in a relationship. You always just quit a relationship because of different goals in life. You are very interessted in traveling and just came back from a trip in wtfistan. But looks is everything, it matters 10x more than in the clubs. Also dont talk to much, if they dont switch to whatsapp or alike after 10 sentences they wont meet you anyway. Believe me: Its a lot easier to get an ONS with a drunken girl in a club than in tinder. Chat with the bitches on the toilet, dont invest too much time. Its wasted.
so, after my heart got broken a few weeks ago, i recently startet tinder again. i've matched a real qt, but i'm scarred that she ignores my messages. this would kill me definitely. we don't have any common facebook likes, and all you can see on her pics ist her face, and 2 whole-body pictures on the beach. so please: tell me the best unspecific opener you know. please!
It's funny how the only thing a guy needs to do is post some pics of himself fucking an average girl to get his fellow anontards to go full rage/disbelief mode. You guys should really face some sunlight
That is the beauty of it. You let her to 80% of the talking. You just listen to her. Everyone loves to talk about themself, and when you manage to show genuin (or fake) interest in her, you will Trigg her , and then you're set. It's the closest you'll get to a magic Pill, really.
First, install the app, set it up, and go drive around. It finds your match based on location, so if you stay home all day you'll quickly go through all the people around you, and get nothing. Install it, forget it and go about your day, swipe hottest when your taking a shit. Swipe right on all if you want, but they limit your swipes these days.
Then get drunk and chat with your matches. It's a numbers game. I may get 10 matches but only talk to 2, and only meet 1. If you meet them and can relax and talk for 5 minutes, then go for the home run on the first at bat. Invite them home for a smokex booze, netflix, anything. They just need a reason to come home with you. They obviously want to fuck, despite what their tinder profile says. I met and fucked one the other day. She said she just got divorced, but she fucked like a slut an hour after meeting me. Don't believe what they tell you.
And btw, 20% of the men on tinder get 80% of the women. So good luck, anon.
thank you guys. my plan is, i try to talk to them for 1-2 days. then i ask for facebook and continue that. and at least i ask for a date. a bar or similar, anywhere where i can get alcohol. i try have a nice date, not more. i hope that will give me the confidence for the next step.
>>664612916 Los Angeles so theres tons of other mexicans. Most girls match with me, as in race, i get black girls, a few white girls, a lot of mexicans and a ton of south american dirty fuckin salvadorians I usually dont even message the dirty south americand back. but i'll usually message the mexicans and i always message those white bitches
the thing is, i got rejected a few times. girls who seemed to be interested. but after the first 2-3 meetings they lost their interest. that hurt and it took me like 2-3 weeks to get over it. i might be a really beta, but i'm just totally unsecure. i guess i idealize every girl who is ready to go out with me.
>>664600287 tinder isn't for betas. You either win on looks or on charisma. Even then it works about as often as hitting on chicks in a bar unless you're a 1% with the right look in the right location to get regular success.
>>664616088 just try simplistic shit, you can spend money if you have it but if you spend too much she will think youre trying to show off or hint that shes materialistic. >go for a walk around a park, maybe push her on a swing, dare her to jump off it in midair, goofy shit like this works. >walk around a cemetery, try to sound compassionate and sorry about certain graves (dead soldiers, children, etc), try to guess how old the destroyed gravestones are >buy some google-eye stickers and walk around walmart with her, sticking them on weird shit for fun, make her laugh.
Yeah, that's what he is talking about, don't feel bad for feeling rejected. Just try to remember the moment you felt it went well. Only the good moments, you'll look more confident if you keep thinking about how good you were. I know it's hard but that's how you do it, you just need to care less about how they thought. And yeah, it's no use idealizing them. You should know that if you went this far, you're interesting enough, and chances are she's as afraid as you. That's a little bit of motivating bullshit speech, but it helps.
As another anon said, try to get more physical, (well don't aim for the leg, I guess) try to hold their hand (find an excuse to do it) and see how she reacts.
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