New Zealand thread
Dunners checkin in
another Dunedin resident
Scotia chick here, gonna be hitting the bottle pretty hard Saturday night if anyone wants to come hang out and be incredibly depressed and cry a lot with me that could be fun, I have diablo 3 on xbox 360
Anyone got this sluts nudes?
>tfw I will never cuddle with a qt 3.14 nz gf
Wellington passing through.
>NZ women. Pussies like a wood chipper.
>Also Palmy checkin.....
hello guys im wrting to you as a Nigerian man from Lagos. me and my wife and kids plan to move to NZ this year. do you have any advice? thanks for your time
It was more like four in the morning, to clarify, but yeah.
Hey, what's good?
That's kawaii, bro. You's gonna hook up and be one of those
4chan couple success stories Moot used to tell?
same. i creampied in her ass and made her eat it
Literally 10,000 hours in photoshop.
I don't even know if that's an ATM or your car lol
Same old, same old! Tea and /b/
>but im not a rapper
Well, usually isn't. But I had a lot on my mind, I guess, and some GC's hung around to hear it.
This is gold and I'm saving it.
Hahah! Never thought about it that way.
Just the ATM this time, although i was keen to take the car out!
Nice man! I'll probably grab a coffee on the way home, and chill on here with ya!
nah i ate it out and then spat it in her mouth. she loved it
Just a quiet one then, eh?
I went for a drive after the thread was done, was pretty good.
Went to the kart track at the bottom of Three Mile Hill, been fucking ages since I've seen the place!
Hey, cheers. I'm better today. Was good to get all that shit written down though.
Had to rip out an old fallen down barbed wire fence that was overgrown with kikuyu grass. So I was rolling up rusty barbed wire in the blazing noonday sun. I just now looked up "kikuyu" so I could spell it, I'd thought it was a maori word turns out it's african.
Yeah mate! Only motorsports park we've got here, far as I know.
I used to race there nearly ten years ago now
Wellington reporting in.
I have no weed tonight, so I'm mixing wine with beer and scraping all the shit out of my bong to smoke. Fucking filthy. I'm not proud. But I'm not happy, either. Fuck it.
Haha, I've had the same thought.
I remember cars being driven on it to melt the ice, but I dunno about them letting us skid it.
It's pretty narrow anyway, even for an 86.
Lavender notchback Trueno, by any chance?
Nah it's a panda mate, i'm from up North just wondering.
Heard from a few mates that you can just drive off the side of the road and skid on Kaikoura gokart track and cops give 'em thumbs up, just wondered if it was the same deal here.
Technically it's an oversized novelty mug. I'm mixing a White Label Mer/Cab/Sauv with Mac's Red Rooster to raise the potential alcohol level of each pour. It's fucked up.
Yeah, was pretty chill. Came down the Mosgiel side of the motorway as the sun came up, was pretty cool.
Yeah, you can there, but that's 'cause the Kaikoura track is abandoned lol
Kartsport still use this one, so you definitely couldn't just rock up.
White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
Nah it was some durrie looking bitch vs. About 5 unmarked SUVs and numerous normal cop cars. She banged through a zebra crossing and two roundabouts and then they Boxed her in outside subway and dragged her out. Was cash
its only 27 degrees you pussy ass faggot
I for one fucking love it here. Isolation has its benefits.
if you like fucking sheep then come here otherwise there's fuck all to see or do
Another Dunners Anon, ahoy. This is the view from the lounge.
Dumping. Company Bay view.
Yeah, real talk.
Yeah, been alright though. Got a sick 'do, good food, worked a wee ways toward sorting myself out.
Aye yo, what's good?
Hey, we're all in here tonight!
Fuckin' hell of a view, mate. You out on the peninsula?
Honestly having a lot of cucks in your country is a good thing. Makes it easier for assholes like me. Canadian girls are very sluttly. Would never marry one or date one though. Fucking whores
4 Yeah I'm out in Company Bay.
Shit, that's gorgeous! Wouldn't mind waking up to that every day
That's alright man, at least it doesn't sound like it's been dragging on!
Sick do as in hair cut? Fuck, I'm about due for one of those!
He's a beauty to watch!
5 Outdoor area with pizza oven
12 minutes from the octagon and 275 bucks a week. The entire north, west, and east sides of the house are filled with 1.2 x 1.8m windows, 2 patios, a double gottage man-shed and a iron coal-fired outdoor spa. also, a decent sized walk in wardrobe.
welly fag here looking for a bull to impregnate my wife. pic related
Man shed. Darts, wifi, pool table, ps4 on a projector, PC and beer fridge
Since we're sharing photos, here's down Jdub, in Dunners
Completely unedited, was sick!
I have to be straight with you folks, due to family reasons, about 18 months ago we were forced to move from Company Bay to lame ass Helensborough. It broke my heart, I was devastated. One day I want to by a section of of my own near Lauder street and build a modest dream home.
Got keep busy, mang, otherwise that shit goes downhill!
Yeah, man. Nah, you can't be due like I was due. They cut as much off as they left on!
Fuckin' minter of a place, mate. Gotta be Mission Cove, eh?
You're not wrong man! Keep the mind occupied
Where do you go to get it cut?
My hair grows at a rapid rate, to maintain it, I'd be looking at a haircut every 6 weeks or so, at $30 a pop, I let it grow out before I go in!
At the hairdressers, mate. He ha ho!
Yeah, I'm the same. Got it cut now, it'll grow stupid long again and I'll just say it's winter kit, and then get it cut again in six month or whatever
I would hardly say we are destroying ourselves. I dont know if youve noticed but Canada doesnt change. Just because Dude weed man says some meme doesn't mean anything happens. Our country hasn't changed since like ww2. Well maybe theres more asians but thats about it
Company Bay, but yeah, Was forced to move to crappy Helensburgh for family reasons. It broke my heart and I still pine for the Peninsula. That place sings to my soul.
Man, that shit makes me wish I suited shaved hair!
$30 for clippers would pay for itself easy
That's the way mate, they make a bloody killing off hair cuts, crazy prices in some places.
You into ride-along car review videos? Found one on a 400R, you might be keen to have a look at
Value of the currency defines the entire nation.
Hasn't had any impact on my life at all. A low can dollar is actually good for us since we are and resourse exporting nation however it is to low now to be beneficial, we'll live.
Nah, Mission Cove is the street, but if you don't know that then I guess it isn't on Mission Cove.
Yeah, not a big fan of the place, so I don't visit that often!
Yeah, chuck us the link. 400R's are amazing!
I showed you the Pikes Peak one, yeah?
New Zealand has the most volatile currency of almost any country on earth except those known as catastrophes, ie Moldova. We have kind of gotten used to currency fluctuations over the years.
Feel ya! Couple of them, I've walked out feeling worse than when I walked in, but nah found a good place I like and stuck with it.
Yeah mate, sure have. Curious, that channel with that street drifting video you linked last night, yours? Noticed all the rFactor videos
Got one on the Calsonic 32, too
I don't know what this hasn't happened before but to really increase the number of nudes posted to the mega upload we need to get it posted on facebook. We need people with fake account to post it to popular NZ facebooks and have them add their own nudes. Theres 1000s more floating around
I mean you will when you have breached he privacy act and get taken to court for not only that but for possession and distribution of child porn because many of the girl in there aren't 18
Yeah, it's mine. There's a couple other streeting videos, but they're unlisted.
I'll watch this one out in a minute, but I have to pause for pic related, which will be followed by another pic related.
This cunt gets it.
And also do not forget the online bullying laws they recently passed.
Cops get access to facebook constantly here and you would be ultra fucked and made an example of as the first prosecution.
Have you got the link to the NZ mega nudes page?
I doubt he'll go to prison. But there will be some hefty fines and if there are under 18's on there he will likely also miss prison, or at least be in a minimum security one for a short time, but the rest of your life you are going to get the chance to meet all your neighbours when you go around telling them how you are a sex offender.
Pretty haggard, but one and the same.
Didn't even know what it was from until now!
The sex offender bit never goes away. EVER. No clean slate for that shit fam. No getting a job that requires a police check, no leaving the country, just a shit tier life doing shit tier jobs all because you cant get a chick of your own to send her box to you yourself.
Gotta stay sneaky, mate!
2015 V8 Supercar drivers, took it to Bathurst with me.
Really wanted to get Jim Richards, Skaifey and Crompton to sign it, but they were all busy.
Man, that 400R looks good though. So much cool shit, too!
I'd sell my soul for that old Nismo bucket seat, and the strut brace, and the wheels, and on and on...
Watching the Calsonic one now.
Nothing doing, mate. What's up with you?
im with ya there buddy
Ah nice, better some than none, Ol' Skaifey would have been alright to have on there though!
It is pretty awesome man, how lucky would you be to be able to drive one though
I love the seat! The small details such as the red stitching set it apart!
While I don't approve of it's contents, I like that cup. A lot
I'm half a mind to take their sigs off and use it again though, eh. They didn't seem particularly into the brand or anything.
But yeah, would've liked to have got some of the guys who actually drove the R32's, would've been amazing!
Fuck, forget that, I just finished the Calsonic video! That car is rad.
It's pretty sweet! Used to be in the ute, before it was sold.
Nothing to put it in though, I've already got an old Nardi in my car.
Such a good looking race car, the sound is like nothing else!
I love the little details too. The front panels are all mounted "wrong", and the side skirts split and angled, all for aerodynamic gain.
The story was that one of the Sierra teams ran the front bumper off some of its mounts, trying to make more downforce, and the FIA said it that the panel gap was "to be expected of a mass-produced car" so everyone started doing it!
Bowling looks like fun with /nzg/ lol
Yeah, I like driving with it! You got an aftermarket wheel or nah?
Fuck, I just read too much shit! Nothing useful sticks in my head though haha
Nah, factory one, they're bloody hard to come by, seen a good condition one sell for $250 on Trademe.
Mines got a stitched on leather wrap to help protect the leather underneath, stitching is red too so it looks nice
It's interesting to know the knowledge behind stuff like that though!
Yeah, it's nice. Nismo one was nice in the truck but not so much in my car, for whatever reason.
What, the factory GT-R wheels are going for that much?!
That's cool, kinda works with the theme of the car. I'm just imaging the dark paint against the red "R", and then the same kinda thing on the wheel too.
Yeah, jokes aside it's cool. It's something that really interests me, it's just not something I can add to my half-page CV lol
Ah that's weird! I guess all cars have a different steering feel, my car is really tight, where as my dads daily is loose as.
Crazy, right? Even more in Japan, priced up a good condition one with a company in Japan that exports cars and parts, it was at least $400 nzd for a good one, they're actually really nice steering wheels though
Yeah, you got a point. Somehow I don't think "Very knowledgeable on old group A racing cars and Australian touring cars" is gonna stick out to employers
Fair bit of money for a steering wheel!
R32 parts are fairly expensive for what they are, I've realised
That's because you all turn into unsociable cunts towards the end of the night and we just stay here talking shit
Well, like you say, twenty-odd years old parts will cost a bit!
We car discussion thread most nights, mate!
I don't know much about 4A-G's myself, but I have a mate who does.
What's the story?
Also bear in mind this thread is gonna 404 in a bit, we almost three-hunnit.
My dash is lifting on the passenger side, yeah.
It's all a bit worn but nothing stands out, really.
Heater vents? I hear about this a lot but I don't know what the issue is there.
Is it really you?!
It is. I finally got my kebab.
I've got a couple wee bubbles on mine!
When the dash bubbles, puts pressure on the vents and being old, brittle plastic, they basically shatter and all the fins break
Pretty common, so high demand means high prices for new ones
>300 like the romans, boys
Mate! Welcome the fuck back!
Ah, righto. I knew the replacement vents were expensive, but I didn't know why people needed them haha
Well, we made it 300 so I guess it's time to call it a night. Catch up, lads. Have a good one!