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I think I figured out why I can't get a girlfriend. I find

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I think I figured out why I can't get a girlfriend.

I find a majority of girls unattractive and thus unworthy of dating due to my particular preferences. I prefer when that are/have:

>blonde
>big tits and curvy body
>Asian descent (strongly prefer Japanese)
>nice/polite
>non vapid/superficial cunt
>views social media as a waste of time/meaningless validation
>atheist; I can't stand religious girls because they never put of because "muh God"

However in America, it's not so common to find women like this. I may pass a few in the mall when I go out but that's it. Maybe one day I will find that perfect girl to give my virginity to, but for now the search seems hopeless.

Any of you have a similar problem?
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LOL you're fucking gay just admit it.
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>>664420957
Post your face and some info about you (age, what do you do for a living, etc...)
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YOU ARE A CHILD RAPIST AND NOTHING MORE

ACCEPT IT
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>>664420957
you can't get a gf because you are a faggot and they know it
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Have you ever thought that maybe you're just autistic.
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>>664421236
>>664421281
>>664421327
>>664421379

/b/ went full shit because of this newfags
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If he was a child rapist, I hope he learns what sex is in prison.
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A blond curvy asian?
HA Why not a unicorn or a nigger with a job and thriving family life?
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>>664421259

18, I'm currently a barista and going to school part time. I live with my parents to save money so I can go to school full time.
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>>664420957
you seem like you tip fedoras
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>>664420957

>I'm a fat autistic unattractive idiot


Fixed for you
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>>664421647
you're gay dude
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>>664420957
>>664421647
This is a meme, right?
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>I find a majority of girls unattractive and thus unworthy of dating

>unworthy of dating

>UNWORTHY

OP confirmed as giant neckbeard fedora faggot
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>>664420957
>>664421647

In my opinion you just should low your expectatives and start from the bottom, and the most important part is meeting girls and not being creepy. I know, it's hard, but try to not look really interested on her (hard lesson of life I learnt by myself)

You don't look like a weirdo by the way
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>>664421792

Btw it was a noice b8 m8, you forced me to reply
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>>664421846

I am completely straight, friend.
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>>664420957
Finding a woman who isnt nutbar crazy is hard enough, let alone completing that laundry list of bullshit you have. Enjoy being a virgin, or else take the bad with the good like every normal person in a relationship and you might actually experience something new in life.
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>>664420957
Wut
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>>664420957
>blond
>asian descent
>nice
>views social media as a waste of time
Dude your standard don't match up. Faggot
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>>664422189
And stop watching jav.one
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>>664420957
>I can't get a girlfriend
>I know I'll make up an excuse to make me feel better and blog about it on 4chan

Good job OP
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I used to have unrealistic standards like you. Got tired of being lonely. So I dropped my standards and got lots of pussy and even a wife.
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>>664422189
He is asking for something impossible, let that dream be a dream

>>664421647
Also, don't be a close minded, don't look for a perfect relationship, try not looking for it. I wouldn't change anything of my pathetic life for a woman, you'll find someone that loves you as you are

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>>664420957
>blonde
>Asian
>big tits and ass
>antisocial loser like Op
... You should spend less time trying to convince us you're not gay, and more time trying to convince women you're not a genetic waste of space.
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>>664420957
You're a fag
btw need sauce
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>>664423397

I'm not sure about that exact clip, but that fat ass belongs to Bo Summers.

Can easily find her shit on google "bo summers nude"
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All girls are same when they take clothes off and take your dick inside. It does not matter if you believe that or do not, what matters is that you need to fuck as much as possible to know the truth.
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>>664423476
Thanks anon
OP should google it too
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Fcking faggots its a fcking pasta you newfags morons, stop giving me aids you dumb shitter.
God this place has become santan's anus.

>>664420957
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>>664420957
No because finding a girlfriend or partner is not like going out to buy a fucking car with all the features you want, you God damn idiot. You don't have a gf because you made a list of all the things you want and subsequently all the things you don't want. I'm not saying you can't have "standards" but if you come into the "dating world" guarding strict rules of what you want and what you don't want you may never get to know someone who may not meet your criteria in one area but exceeds your expectations in other areas. Like I said, you're not going to buy a fucking thing, you're trying to get another person to like spending time with you. And I personally appreciate the opposites attract idea (my gf and I are very opposite with a few things), so you could keep that in mind maybe.
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Can't get with girls, blames it on his preferences
>in denial
/thread
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>>664424417

Fuck you, it's not denial.
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