Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violates temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces surgical procedure on said borg in order to keep her separated from the collective, despite her wishes to return
>finally gets home and instead of being tried as the war criminal she is, she is promoted to Admiral, cause daddy is one too
inb4 temporal and prime directive dont matter because delta quadrant
prove me wrong
mfw...how does this happen
this is now a get thread
she had a sorta loli appeal, then when her hair got longer shit went downhill fast. But to be fair, that did open up the way for 7 of 9 to become the new resident hot piece of ass. Which worked out imo. She was hot as balls and her character was interesting.
I, and everyone else agrees with you about Janeway. That argument is solid.
But then you go ultra faggot with ">DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT"
Why? Why would you do that? You were winning up until that point! I just don't understand!?!?!
as the story goes, they were killing off harry, but then he made peoples sexiest list. the woman who played kes had some erratic behavior at times so she got the ax instead. harry over kes. how fucked up is that?
>Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.
Won't argue that point.
Fixed it for you
dont forget she was also a terrible leader in the walking dead.
this chick cant do shit right
I mean it's not like Picard dealt with fucking Q, pretty much discovered the Borg, and solved more problems than anyone before and after him. He's the perfect diplomat and the best Captain ever. And that bitch becomes Admiral.
Yeah, I liked Harry, he got a lot of space pussy. But losing the loli was a blow. Either way Kes was going downhill anyway so we needed some new eye candy.
Also, 7 made shit interesting. Some of the most interesting characters on any of the shows are the non human ones. Vulcans, androids etc.
ENT was ok for T and A but that was about it.
Like Delta Quadrant Far....
neelix ruined every scene he was in.
straight up murdered that motherfucker, over something he couldnt control because biology.
>Also, 7 made shit interesting. Some of the most interesting characters on any of the shows are the non human ones
One of the best scenes in Voyager is Seven and the Doctor singing You Are My Sunshine together. One of that show's fleeting glimmers of good.
Prime directive doesn't apply outside whatever the fuck quadrant the federation operates in, might not be a federation rule but id make it one of my fucking rules. Starfleet doesn't need to know.
holy shit I just watched that episode the other day. The Dr. is the fucking man. He made the show in many ways.
>please state the nature of the medical emergency
I can prove you wrong, but I'd have to explain the context of every episode that each event you brought up took place in and I don't have time for that. You've just given us a plate so huge that we can't eat it in one bite.
Picard never would have gotten himself into that situation in the first place
really? thats neat. I love him in whatever he's in, havent gotten through stargate yet tho
brb, just phoning in another episode
>defeated by Banjo Man
Fuck I wish I could like ENT more, its just shit. I REALLY dislike the Trip character, or maybe its just the actor that played him that bugs me idk
>real autism in starfleet
Man if starfleet were real theyd NEVER let anyone so unstable be anywhere near a starship. I love him though.
>doctor beams down to planet
>happens to start fucking singing
>aliens are fascinated by this
>can we keep him
>doctor sings non-copyright songs to keep production costs down
>shit idea for an episode
>voyager lands on planet
>erryone be made into copies
>six episodes down the line
>yeah soz, none of that happened, that was all the copy crew in the copy ship
>seriously what the fuck did I watch all that shit for then
You're right. Battlestar was the tits.
and what was all that shit about some technology shit to talk to his ancestors, all that shit got forgotten about in 6 episodes when the writers couldn't think of shit to do with him
no wonder he looked bored and phoned it in, his character was shit and they should have written him out, instead they pull some story about him fucking Seven of nine out of their collective asshole, who the fuck bought into that, not me
There's a reason Ron Moore walked off this show after less than a week. Berman and Braga royally fucked up Star Trek. It all started with the shitshow that was Voyager.
yeah it went wonkey with him. Felt like they didnt really have a clear idea what to do with him and were winging it.
lots of the shows were the same, just characters changed around. I remember the TNG episode where Riker is accused of murdering a scientist he was helping, supposedly so he could fuck his wife. Then Voyager had the SAME EXACT EPISODE only with Tom Paris and a couple little things changed.
Its hard coming up with ideas.
>holy fucking balls this is good
>fuck me this is stupid and shitty
>nearly 7 years since it ended
>I'm still mad at that shitty last episode
>because it was so shitty
>Thinking Babylon5 was a good show.
You should probably kill yourself.
yeah i figured that's what it was. We dont need a fucking redneck on this ship gtfo. He was so..campy and the good ol boy shit felt so forced and stupid.
also, pic related, this fucking guy. Best thing about ENT was him as the Andorian. He was funny, clever, but could also be intimidating. Great actor.
>Trips speak the truth.
I can't argue that. That ended was so forced it's not funny. The mid-season finale of the last season should have been the series finale.
BSG was fucking exceptional, it was the show Voyager should have been
do not watch the last episode though, just stop at the penultimate episode or your entire enjoyment of the show will be ruined
or maybe give it a month, then watch it if you really must but be warned, it is shitty and stupid and it just shits all over everything that's gone before it
To be honest, I liked Janeway and I liked Voyager. I'm a star trek fan and I really like all the series. I thought ENT was good and really came into it's own in season 4 but then it got cancelled.
I liked it too, don't get me wrong. It is a great series, she's just fucking criminal.
I miss Tom Paris.
shit im gonna rewatch that shit now. my submission, pic related.
You're not the only one. It's TRENDY to be a hater, but I liked a lot of Voyager, and really liked Enterprise.
>That one episode where the enterprise is stuck in a time-loop
>Picard straight up murders himself in cold blood to break the cycle
Ice fucking cold.
I haven't seen her in anything other than Caprica but I wanna eat that ass something fierce.
here's what was shit (partial list)
>come all that way, land on a planet full of fucking neanderthals
>oh let's give up technology
>let's all walk away from each other and just fuck off and not stick together LIKE WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WOULD
>Starbuck JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARS (see previous post)
>the fucking end, in the fucking 20th century, what the FUCK is going on, why are they here, how does that make any CUNTING SENSE TO ANYONE AT ALL EVER?
Picard never would have found himself in HALF the bullshit situations she found herself in. He's far more competent a commander and not a criminal. He knows how to lead and delegate, and handle situations with appropriate starfleet behavior.
kek, i had no idea, havent watched it yet. Going to now though holy shit I need to witness this train wreck
Looking back farscape really did have the best bitches.
Whoops. Forgot pic.
I'll just win then shall I
Already posted. Posting superior, imminent rape "crackers dont matter" version.
yeah great sci fi. does it hold up I wonder, gonna re watch. Prolly holds up better than say...definitely TOS, prolly TNG. pic not related
I get what people dislike, I'm just interested to know what you'd have instead - obviously not destroy all the ships, but what would you show happening with them?
I don't see why the very end doesn't make sense though - they landed on earth ages ago, discarded their technology and tried to integrate with/wipe out/whatever the neanderthals. And the cycle started anew.
HAY GUYS THIS PICTURE EXISTS I HOPE THATS COOL WITH EVERYBODY
It's a fucking KLINGON, Marty! A Klingon!
Look, just have a sip of Tranya and calm the FUCK down!
Don't get your SAUCER SECTION all separated and shit, man!
What a piece of shit show...
>no character consistency
>no likable characters
>no plot consistency
>not worth watching past the first season
>every goddamn person is a horrible person that I wanted to die
>rooting for the death of the human race
>please cylons, end it now
>except the cylons are even fucking lame.
yeah great show, she's fucking suspect though. criminal.
Stargate's a long haul, I don't blame you. And most of the first season is awful. They hadn't decided where they were sitting on the Voyager-Enterprise scale of sci-fi vs moral-a-day.
kk, I'll get through it, I hear a lot of good things about it.
> IF no positive feedback, I'll take my several hundred jpgs and go home
>new trek movies
>Simon Pegg as Scotty
I'd like to get hold of the person responsible for that decision and just shit down his throat. Simon Pegg ruins every movie he's been in. Scotty is not fucking comedy relief. Fuck the new trek movies.
kek, i remember that shit. See what I mean, what a terrible bitch
yeah she's literally peggy hill in space. But it makes for great entertainment. If everyone did their jobs to the letter the show would be rather uneventful and we'd be watch the spin off where jordi just goes around fixing shit and taking readings for maintenance. (i'd still watch that though)
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I don't agree. This comic proves it. You'll never guess what happens at page 6!!??
You sir, may have another one before I go
If STARFLEET was real they would never let a nigger fix the engines bruh.
She did everything necessary to help a fellow human and to get her crew home from being stranded in a completely unexplored part of the Galaxy and nothing you say will change her bravery and determination to get home, btw daddy was dead, her father had no help in her promotion. Her promotion was based upon teraquads upon teraquads of data that she and her crew had collected during their time spent in the delta quadrant. Also on the point of fucking up, they were pulled into a wormhole which if you've watched the series they didn't have much protection against graviton pulsations with constant destabilising warp fields, as for 7 of 9 she had no idea what life was like outside the collective (being assimilated at age 6) she had never really experienced what it meant to be human, and frequently thanks janeway for freeing her and allowing her to learn about humanity, individuality and to explore social skills (she ended up in a relationship with chakotay) she would never have learnt about the freedoms of choosing your own path, when assimilated at such a young age and spending 22 years in the collective the natural mental response is to return to what you know. She broke the temporal and prime directive a few times because agents of the future had come to destroy voyager, because captain Braxton was selfish and only thinking about his future in multiple time frames so that was broken because of his own desire to save his arse despite knowing full well he was in breach of temporal directive
or the autist Reg. they wouldn't even let em on the bridge.
Vegeta! Take Trunks and Goten far away from here, This could get ugly.
Combs was good as everybody he played.
Especially Brunt and Shran
You may also have a rendering of my commemorative plate of The Captains
Yeah, it's cool. Sci-zfi like it should be. Adventurous, exploratory, colorful, unpredictable. Not a huge fan of the military aspect, but Macguyver does a great job of brushing that (and everything else) off before it gets annoyingly heavy handed.
Stargate Atlantis forgot half of why people liked Stargate and was a wreck, and Stargate Universe forgot the rest, and was a walking talking abortion.
Sure thing my nigga. X gonna give it to ya.
The autism is strong in this thread.
Can't... look... away...
jolene blallock was hot, but she is a shit actress, the reason they cats her as a Vulcan is because she has no emotional range as an actress. Enterprise is just terrible, Scott bakula almost killed the series, which is a shame, because hes great otherwise.
I have been convinced to stay and share my 1600 jpg collection with you wonderful people
> My name is Dan, Dan Gleeballs
She kept her cool and guided her crew (what was left of it, anyway) from the Delta Quadrant all the way back to the Alpha. She single-handedly crippled the Borg Collective and brought back integral technology and other data from the Voyager's journey.
Apart from Sisko, Janeway's the most badass captain the Federation had the privilege of commissioning.
I admire your enthusiasm to defend her but no. I can't be ok with her.
be honest, you just wanted to punch this stroppy bitch in the face every time she appeared on screen
I wanted to kick her fucking ovaries out just to stop her breeding with that Tom Paris dick
Remember this guy? She-yit what a mean muthafucka
>Tos gets a pass
Sort of? It's the original, so it built something new. And especially for people who grew up before TNG, it was basically the only thing out there. And some of the movies were pretty good.
>TNG gets the 90s pass
Nostalgia, for me. It was still pretty optimistic, as a show, until the middle of its run. Then it got even better. TNG really doesn't need a pass, it's objectively the best series, even considering the cheesiness of season 1 and the failures of season 7.
>the other series don't have that option though
True. DS9 doesn't need a pass. It's harder to get into, but the show is solid. VOY started off better, but was a failure overall. So much cringe, and no justification. ENT doesn't even deserve the name Star Trek. Even the opening credits make me cringe.
The only man I'm truly in love with
> follow him on twitter, you'll pee your pants with laughter!
I think that was my favorite episode. Not because it was or even needed to be good, but because the writers finally tried putting SOMETHING sci-fi into the script.
I remember jumping up and going "Holy shit! Something unusual just happened!"
Yeah I used to have fantasies about 7 of 9 finding me in bed with another male then telling me she was going to spank me. She would take me to the spank n wank room where homo boys go to be punished by 7 of 9
After she spanked me I would jizz as she wanked me to oblivion while I watched the other boy being spanked by Ensign Kim
Star trek rarely induced boners, but when it did....... Schwing!
>piece of art
let me fix that for you
>piece of shart
There really is no objective justification for BSG as a good show. You might like it, fine. But by all objective standards, it was shit.
duh the best series was TNG. They tried to make janeway like Picard but the took the culture out of the character and you end up with shitty ass boring janeway. her only characteristics are she has a dog and drinks coffee. fuck that cunt!!!!
>be penultimate episode
>hey look, there's a convenient colony of Talaxians
>lol how did that happen we've travelled from the fucking delta quagrant, further than anyone has ever travelled before and fuck me, here's a planet full of Neelix aliens
>fuck it, can't be bothered asking questions, let's drop him off and fuck off home
Here, have a complimentary Wallpaper
> Courtesy of Dan Gleeballs
Originally it was meant to be Archers Theme from the score. But some cunt decided it needed to be more hip. Not sure if this is the exact one but there is a video of Archers Theme played over the opening credits and it syncs up perfectly.
Been saving all these pics my Trek folder game is strong now m8s