Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.
>be Janeway
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violates temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>encounters borg
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces surgical procedure on said borg in order to keep her separated from the collective, despite her wishes to return
>finally gets home and instead of being tried as the war criminal she is, she is promoted to Admiral, cause daddy is one too
inb4 temporal and prime directive dont matter because delta quadrant
also
>DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT
prove me wrong
>protip inc
>you can't
Cool thread op I love Battlestar gallactica, Han solo dies
>>664299634
mfw...how does this happen
>>664299844
Checked and holy shit
Lex luthor was a good captain.
>>664299977
>>664299844
this is now a get thread
>>664299992
that roll...so close yet so far
>>664299844
cocaine is a helluva drug
>>664300221
she had a sorta loli appeal, then when her hair got longer shit went downhill fast. But to be fair, that did open up the way for 7 of 9 to become the new resident hot piece of ass. Which worked out imo. She was hot as balls and her character was interesting.
>>664300533
checked.
fuck yeah, Seven.
>>664300632
My god. I almost forgot how hot she was.
>>664299324
I, and everyone else agrees with you about Janeway. That argument is solid.
But then you go ultra faggot with ">DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT"
Why? Why would you do that? You were winning up until that point! I just don't understand!?!?!
>>664300533
as the story goes, they were killing off harry, but then he made peoples sexiest list. the woman who played kes had some erratic behavior at times so she got the ax instead. harry over kes. how fucked up is that?
>>664299324
>Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.
Won't argue that point.
>TNG>DS9>TOS>ENT>VOY
Fixed it for you
>>664299324
dont forget she was also a terrible leader in the walking dead.
this chick cant do shit right
>>664299324
I mean it's not like Picard dealt with fucking Q, pretty much discovered the Borg, and solved more problems than anyone before and after him. He's the perfect diplomat and the best Captain ever. And that bitch becomes Admiral.
>>664299324
>DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT
Wrong.
TNG > 10 fucking empty slots > VOY > ENT > 10 more fucking empty slots > DS9 > TOS
>>664300970
Yeah, I liked Harry, he got a lot of space pussy. But losing the loli was a blow. Either way Kes was going downhill anyway so we needed some new eye candy.
Also, 7 made shit interesting. Some of the most interesting characters on any of the shows are the non human ones. Vulcans, androids etc.
ENT was ok for T and A but that was about it.
Voyager was all about Neelix
if it wasn't for Neelix they'd be fucked, still floating round the delta quadrant like a gang of niggers with no Talaxian omelettes
>>664300162
>>664299992
Like Delta Quadrant Far....
>>664301235
agreed. Also a terrible cook.
>>664301574
neelix ruined every scene he was in.
>>664301574
They have a nigger vulcan.... Need to say more?
>>664299324
I always hated that Tuvix episode. Like you said, she flat out ordered his murder.
>>664301823
>>664301574
>Talaxian omelettes
thanks for reminding me how shitty voyager was
>>664301386
>>664301868
straight up murdered that motherfucker, over something he couldnt control because biology.
>>664301868
>Tuvix episode
>forgetting Tom Paris breaking warp 10
>kidnaps Janeway
>they both turn into giant salamanders and have giant salamander babies
>>664301235
She was kind of hit in Throw Momma From the Train, though.
>>664301462
>Also, 7 made shit interesting. Some of the most interesting characters on any of the shows are the non human ones
One of the best scenes in Voyager is Seven and the Doctor singing You Are My Sunshine together. One of that show's fleeting glimmers of good.
>>664299324
Prime directive doesn't apply outside whatever the fuck quadrant the federation operates in, might not be a federation rule but id make it one of my fucking rules. Starfleet doesn't need to know.
>>664302038
Not a bait. Just being realistic.
>>664302229
Ask yourself, what would Picard have done in her situation?
>>664302223
holy shit I just watched that episode the other day. The Dr. is the fucking man. He made the show in many ways.
>please state the nature of the medical emergency
>>664301664
just spit coffee out on keyboard
>>664302396
Picard wouldn't get into her situation because Picard isn't a pussy.
>>664302241
in that case her is a song dedicated to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oiH117FW8
>>664302179
Yeah that one was just monumentally stupid. Aggressively bad. An aesthetic fucking holocaust. It was like 10x worse than that TNG Planet Scotland episode.
>>664302215
Hot
>>664300954
This.
>>664302528
I am guessing you'd argue TOS is watchable, amirite? Well... I'm pretty sure I'm not the autistic one in that case.
>>664301386
>>664302435
Hes a pretty nice guy. I met him working on Stargate
>>664299324
I can prove you wrong, but I'd have to explain the context of every episode that each event you brought up took place in and I don't have time for that. You've just given us a plate so huge that we can't eat it in one bite.
>>664302477
Picard never would have gotten himself into that situation in the first place
>>664302223
yeah but
>episodes where the doctor is the main character
>every single one is utterly shitty
>>664301386
You also didn't get it straight
TNG> over 9k emtpy sluts > DS9 > ENT > TOS > VOY >> New Stars War
Best episode period is still "City On The Edge Of Forever"
>>664299324
Has that new regeneration unit been fucking with your brain, Seven?
>>664302695
the correct answer is
>TNG>DS9>>VOY>TOS>ENT
if you disagree its either bait or see>>664302528
>>664302794
really? thats neat. I love him in whatever he's in, havent gotten through stargate yet tho
brb, just phoning in another episode
>>664299324
DS9>TOS>VOY>TNG>ENT
>>664303205
>>664303093
>>664303171
You must be both americunts.
DS9 was all muh religion, unwatchable.
>>664299324
>Voyager
>defeated by Banjo Man
>>664303255
Oh Q, put down the drugs
yeah but...this.
>>664303387
lovely
>>664303333
quads confirms ...you are autistic
>>664303387
can we compare that to Picard's hairstyles?
>>664303112
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
>hot vulcan
Fuck I wish I could like ENT more, its just shit. I REALLY dislike the Trip character, or maybe its just the actor that played him that bugs me idk
>>664299324
FUCKING THANK YOU OP!
finally.. Janeway is a cunt, no one tops Picard, no one.
I personally prefer TNG to DS9, but DS9 is technically better fo' sho'.
>>664301127
>TNG best
Mein Klingon
>>664303197
He was great in Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus.
>>664303568
Nope, those were quads of truth!
>>664302179
I really want to watch that episode now
>>664303779
cant change it now...autism confirmed
>>664299324
It's called the Janeway factor.
>>664303197
Him, Peter DeLuise and Ronny Cox were great to work with
>real autism in starfleet
Man if starfleet were real theyd NEVER let anyone so unstable be anywhere near a starship. I love him though.
>>664299844
Times changes everything. Getting old and fat.
DS9>TNG? Lol fuck you faggot
>>664301386
>>664304134
>>664299324
>DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT
Yeah. No.
TNG>TOS>VOY>ENT>Spocks Space Cock>DS9
>inb4 muh space jews
>inb4 muh choosen one
>>664303549
best sci-fi show ever!
>>664304470
>>664303779
nope, not from muhrica
Quark, Odo, Worf, O'Brien.....
>doctor beams down to planet
>happens to start fucking singing
>aliens are fascinated by this
>can we keep him
>yeah ok
>doctor sings non-copyright songs to keep production costs down
>shit idea for an episode
>>664304649
stay mad m8
>>664303673
I'm a Hoshi man, myself.
>voyager lands on planet
>erryone be made into copies
>six episodes down the line
>yeah soz, none of that happened, that was all the copy crew in the copy ship
>seriously what the fuck did I watch all that shit for then
>>664304596
Yes Ma'am
>>664304596
>>664304359
This. Wtf OP
>>664303205
Achoochie'moya. Hear me. We are far from the bones of our ancestors. How many more seasons do I have to endure of this horseshit?
Rolling for NOT wesley
>>664304845
Hoshi was the only reason I kept watching that shit show.
>>664304845
fuck yes.
>>664305066
>>664303205
yeah fuck his character. I liked HIM but all the indian voodoo shit was stupid
>>664304649
>shit idea for an episode
This describes probably 2/3 of all Star Trek episodes ever
>>664304500
You're right. Battlestar was the tits.
>>664301127
>>664305066
and what was all that shit about some technology shit to talk to his ancestors, all that shit got forgotten about in 6 episodes when the writers couldn't think of shit to do with him
no wonder he looked bored and phoned it in, his character was shit and they should have written him out, instead they pull some story about him fucking Seven of nine out of their collective asshole, who the fuck bought into that, not me
>>664301127
>>664305408
>Babylon 5>battlestargalactifag
>>664305244
>>664305066
As the only Native American fan that I know of, his character was the most intellectually insulting part of that mess.
>>664305244
>>664305571
There's a reason Ron Moore walked off this show after less than a week. Berman and Braga royally fucked up Star Trek. It all started with the shitshow that was Voyager.
>>664305571
yeah it went wonkey with him. Felt like they didnt really have a clear idea what to do with him and were winging it.
>>664305398
lots of the shows were the same, just characters changed around. I remember the TNG episode where Riker is accused of murdering a scientist he was helping, supposedly so he could fuck his wife. Then Voyager had the SAME EXACT EPISODE only with Tom Paris and a couple little things changed.
Its hard coming up with ideas.
>>664305408
>be me
>watch BSG
>holy fucking balls this is good
>last episode
>fuck me this is stupid and shitty
>nearly 7 years since it ended
>I'm still mad at that shitty last episode
>because it was so shitty
>and stupid
>and shitty
>>664303673
I think it's the actor that played him, he's annoying as fuck in all other roles I've seen him in, where he is basically always playing the same fucking redneck as in ENT
>>664299844
time obviously. She wasn't that hot to begin with.
>>664305718
>Thinking Babylon5 was a good show.
You should probably kill yourself.
>>664306111
I never got around to actually watching BSG, is it still good despite the finale?
Also, Check'd.
>>664306173
yeah i figured that's what it was. We dont need a fucking redneck on this ship gtfo. He was so..campy and the good ol boy shit felt so forced and stupid.
also, pic related, this fucking guy. Best thing about ENT was him as the Andorian. He was funny, clever, but could also be intimidating. Great actor.
>>664306334
But at least she was passable. That looks like she picked up a drug habit and spent a few years on the street.
>>664306111
>Trips speak the truth.
I can't argue that. That ended was so forced it's not funny. The mid-season finale of the last season should have been the series finale.
>>664306455
BSG was fucking exceptional, it was the show Voyager should have been
do not watch the last episode though, just stop at the penultimate episode or your entire enjoyment of the show will be ruined
or maybe give it a month, then watch it if you really must but be warned, it is shitty and stupid and it just shits all over everything that's gone before it
>>664306916
saved, thanks
>>664299324
To be honest, I liked Janeway and I liked Voyager. I'm a star trek fan and I really like all the series. I thought ENT was good and really came into it's own in season 4 but then it got cancelled.
>>664306636
Truth about Combs.
This is now a space waifu thread.
>>664307064
I liked it too, don't get me wrong. It is a great series, she's just fucking criminal.
I miss Tom Paris.
>>664307057
You are welcome.
>>664306111
How do you think it should have ended btw?
First time I saw it I hated it, second time I actually liked it.
>>664307224
shit im gonna rewatch that shit now. my submission, pic related.
>>664307007
>SHE JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARED
>HE WAS TALKING TO HER
>AND SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARED
did they just completely run out of any ideas of what to do with her?
>>664307064
You're not the only one. It's TRENDY to be a hater, but I liked a lot of Voyager, and really liked Enterprise.
>>664302477
>That one episode where the enterprise is stuck in a time-loop
>Picard straight up murders himself in cold blood to break the cycle
Ice fucking cold.
>>664307322
I will admit that she did some shit, but all the other capitans would've done similar shit.
>>664307095
>>664307224
I haven't seen her in anything other than Caprica but I wanna eat that ass something fierce.
>>664301127
>enterprise better than voyager
holy shit lol
>>664307463
here's what was shit (partial list)
>come all that way, land on a planet full of fucking neanderthals
>oh let's give up technology
>let's all walk away from each other and just fuck off and not stick together LIKE WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WOULD
>Starbuck JUST FUCKING DISAPPEARS (see previous post)
>the fucking end, in the fucking 20th century, what the FUCK is going on, why are they here, how does that make any CUNTING SENSE TO ANYONE AT ALL EVER?
>>664307633
WRONG
Picard never would have found himself in HALF the bullshit situations she found herself in. He's far more competent a commander and not a criminal. He knows how to lead and delegate, and handle situations with appropriate starfleet behavior.
>>664307224
Claimed
>>664307851
has to be troll
"Roger, Over...... huh?"
>>664307861
kek, i had no idea, havent watched it yet. Going to now though holy shit I need to witness this train wreck
>start watching Star Trek Voyager or TNG
>realize it's a Q episode
>turn tv off, go do something else instead
>>664301235
She was NOT on walking dead.
Question. Is she the one who was arrested for flashing her goods to kids a few months back?
>>664307964
>>664307580
Looking back farscape really did have the best bitches.
>>664307224
As you wish
>>664307964
Whoops. Forgot pic.
>>664308247
i understand wanting to block all that shit out.
i was bad
>>664308383
Yes. Yes it did. Well Lex came a close second but that show was pure fan service for fan services sake.
>>664308251
Great idea except I dont want to see a bunch of CP if im just looking at vidya threads. Dont wanna get v& m8
>>664307224
I'll just win then shall I
>>664308707
Already posted. Posting superior, imminent rape "crackers dont matter" version.
>>664308026
Lol is that big show?
>>664307224
>>664307224
It's a fucking GORN, man! A Gorn!
>>664308819
Yep.
>>664302435
>>664303197
I still can't belive he was the swamp hag in Legend.
"Come to Meg, juicy boy!"
>>664308707
Good god, I just started watching this series. Endless boners after this chick shows up, too bad personality is shit.
>>664308383
yeah great sci fi. does it hold up I wonder, gonna re watch. Prolly holds up better than say...definitely TOS, prolly TNG. pic not related
>>664308436
She was such a cutie in firely. Not so much in atlantis.
>>664308819
Yeah he did an ep for ENT. Got to fondle dem tits and slap dat ass.
>http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Show
>>664299324
I think you'd like SFDebris. Look him up, it's worth your time.
space waifu duly claimed
It's a fucking THOLIAN man. A Tholian!
>>664308251
>>664307861
I get what people dislike, I'm just interested to know what you'd have instead - obviously not destroy all the ships, but what would you show happening with them?
I don't see why the very end doesn't make sense though - they landed on earth ages ago, discarded their technology and tried to integrate with/wipe out/whatever the neanderthals. And the cycle started anew.
>>664309317
kek
>>664299844
HAY GUYS THIS PICTURE EXISTS I HOPE THATS COOL WITH EVERYBODY
It's a fucking KLINGON, Marty! A Klingon!
>>664309570
fuck off neelix
>>664299324
>DS9>TNG>VOY>TOS>ENT
Let me fix this, it was almost right
>TNG>DS9>VOY=TOS>ENT
>>664309381
tbh, it didn't need that last episode at all
series should have ended with the fleet arriving at Earth, much as Voyager ended with the ship emerging from the wormholey thing
>>664309548
TNG DS9 TOS VOY
Haven't watched enterprise yet
Look, just have a sip of Tranya and calm the FUCK down!
>>664309712
>>664309570
Oh shit I thought I had purged that episode from my mind. Thanks for the trauma Anon.
>>664309570
>Harry Kim
CUNT CUNT FUCK OFF BASTARD SHIT FUCKING CUNT FUCK OFF FUCKING GOOK CLARINET CUNT BASTARD FUCK
>>664304870
That made the twist fairly believable imo. I enjoyed the concept
>>664303205
I liked him in Night of the Comet
or maybe it's just that I like that movie so much
Don't get your SAUCER SECTION all separated and shit, man!
>>664310002
i liked it too
>>664299634
>Battlestar gallactica
What a piece of shit show...
>no character consistency
>no likable characters
>no plot consistency
>terrible ending
>not worth watching past the first season
>every goddamn person is a horrible person that I wanted to die
>rooting for the death of the human race
>please cylons, end it now
>except the cylons are even fucking lame.
I was surprised how much Jonathan Archer grew on me as the Captain on Enterprise. Also, it was cool to see the development of some of the tech that was depicted on the show.
>>664310074
25th anniversary tour!
>>664299844
She was cute af on the show, until they brought her back toward the end. Time was not her friend.
>>664310316
agreed
>>664300632
those borg implants...
>>664310338
saved
she was the worst captain, no doubt, huge mistakes and shitty decisions, but it was kinda fun to watch.
>>664299977
Checked
Also, she was screaming at some neighbour's kids while she was fucking naked. I got chub in the 90's from her, but now.... ew.
>>664302764
SHUTUP WESLEY
>>664310516
yeah great show, she's fucking suspect though. criminal.
>>664310338
Not enough lens flare.
Spock have a little leaky from his peepee
>>664303197
Stargate's a long haul, I don't blame you. And most of the first season is awful. They hadn't decided where they were sitting on the Voyager-Enterprise scale of sci-fi vs moral-a-day.
123
Baka Khan!
>>664310714
kk, I'll get through it, I hear a lot of good things about it.
TNG > DS9 (seasons 1-5) > TOS > VOY > ENT > DS9 season 6
mfw this thread
>>664310714
does anyone turn into a big warp 10 salamander?
>>664311091
>>664303171
Mah nigga. I'd argue that TOS and VOY are roughly equivalent though.
>>664310941
If you can trudge through the first season everything else is a breeze to watch. At least up till Richard Dean Anderson more-or-less left the show.
>>664309984
this
what was the point of him? he was just space filler
>>664299324
You had me at Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch, anon.
I personally think TOS had the best movies, the TNG movies were mostly shit, except maybe first contact. thew new trek movies completely miss the point of star trek.
>>664304470
this guy gets it
TNG>TOS=VOY>>>>>>>>>>>ENT=DS9
>>664310941
Stargate is definately worth watching. Gets a bit boring in the last 2 seasons but there's still some cool stuff thee.
>>664308518
Deanna Monroe = Tovah Feldshuh
Not Katy Mulgrew
>>664311185
You're right. It really should be: TNG > TOS > ENT > DS9 > VOY
My bumpersticker
> IF no positive feedback, I'll take my several hundred jpgs and go home
>>664311529
agreed
>>664311529
>new trek movies
>Simon Pegg as Scotty
I'd like to get hold of the person responsible for that decision and just shit down his throat. Simon Pegg ruins every movie he's been in. Scotty is not fucking comedy relief. Fuck the new trek movies.
>>664301574
The only character that made VGer watchable was the Doctor,band he was a fucking hologram for chrissakes.
>>664311568
kek, i remember that shit. See what I mean, what a terrible bitch
>>664299324
Making my way through the final seasons of DS9, and it's pretty sick, but no way is it better than TNG
TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT
>>664311659
Elect Spock and Data..
The LOGICAL choice.
>>664308754
darmok and jalad at tanagra, shaka when the walls fell
>>664311608
K E K
>>664311659
this is redchanit positive feedback does not exist here unless it's in the form of "my nigga" meme.
>>664311529
Yes, and they killed off Data
those bastards!
>>664311185
>>664311804
Flesh is burning na na na na na na.
>>664311659
saved
>>664311947
Ok then, adios mutha fuckahs
>>664301664
KEK
>>664299324
TNG>TOS>DS9.
Voyager is a sequel that should have never happened and Enterprise is the prequel that should have never happened. Neither count.
>>664312054
>>664311854
yeah she's literally peggy hill in space. But it makes for great entertainment. If everyone did their jobs to the letter the show would be rather uneventful and we'd be watch the spin off where jordi just goes around fixing shit and taking readings for maintenance. (i'd still watch that though)
>>664309920
TOS has loads of cringe. But so did VOY. At least TOS was the original. VOY built off of all the others, and still failed miserably.
>>664299324
VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1 VOYAGER IS #1
>>664312043
datas death has been rectonned, his neural patterns were uploaded into b4.
>>664312251
agree, horrible bitch, still watched and enjoyed. And it is far better a series than ENT
>>664299324
I don't agree. This comic proves it. You'll never guess what happens at page 6!!??
>>664312277
This guy gets it.
>>664312100
You sir, may have another one before I go
>>664312571
KAA MEEEEEEEEE
>>664307571
Thirded, ENT is really good IMO. I like how technologically challenged they are. ANd Jolene Blalock
>>664312277
Tos gets a pass though because of the era it was made in. TNG gets the 90s pass, the other series don't have that option though
>>664312324
Oh please if Lore was recovered by Paclids after 2 years Data too can be found drifting in Space.
>>664312324
Fucking B4. Motherfuckers just stopped caring.
>>664312571
HAAAAAAA mmMMMEEEEEEEEE
>>664304307
If STARFLEET was real they would never let a nigger fix the engines bruh.
>>664312629
saved. Need to build up my Trek folder yo
>>664312679
Here then is a pic for YOU, pinkskin
>>664303673
Not a fan of Trip, and the last episode made no sense with his story. I didn't know he was supposed to be the show's main character :/
>>664311947
>>664312887
Captain Pike says 'You're welcome'
She did everything necessary to help a fellow human and to get her crew home from being stranded in a completely unexplored part of the Galaxy and nothing you say will change her bravery and determination to get home, btw daddy was dead, her father had no help in her promotion. Her promotion was based upon teraquads upon teraquads of data that she and her crew had collected during their time spent in the delta quadrant. Also on the point of fucking up, they were pulled into a wormhole which if you've watched the series they didn't have much protection against graviton pulsations with constant destabilising warp fields, as for 7 of 9 she had no idea what life was like outside the collective (being assimilated at age 6) she had never really experienced what it meant to be human, and frequently thanks janeway for freeing her and allowing her to learn about humanity, individuality and to explore social skills (she ended up in a relationship with chakotay) she would never have learnt about the freedoms of choosing your own path, when assimilated at such a young age and spending 22 years in the collective the natural mental response is to return to what you know. She broke the temporal and prime directive a few times because agents of the future had come to destroy voyager, because captain Braxton was selfish and only thinking about his future in multiple time frames so that was broken because of his own desire to save his arse despite knowing full well he was in breach of temporal directive
>>664312827
or the autist Reg. they wouldn't even let em on the bridge.
>>664312794
Vegeta! Take Trunks and Goten far away from here, This could get ugly.
>>664310138
Galactica isnt shit at all(i only watched the remake and i loved it, i dislliked the religious part though. But in my Opinion, it is a genious piece of art.
>>664301235
Wasn't it tasha yar who was on the walking dead?
I always had a thing for her, she was hot as fuck, especially when she grinded Data
>>664306636
Combs was good as everybody he played.
Especially Brunt and Shran
>>664312629
>>664312895
best ENT character by FAR, one of the best ever star trek characters from any series.
>>664313020
You may also have a rendering of my commemorative plate of The Captains
>>664313033
>>664310941
Yeah, it's cool. Sci-zfi like it should be. Adventurous, exploratory, colorful, unpredictable. Not a huge fan of the military aspect, but Macguyver does a great job of brushing that (and everything else) off before it gets annoyingly heavy handed.
Stargate Atlantis forgot half of why people liked Stargate and was a wreck, and Stargate Universe forgot the rest, and was a walking talking abortion.
>>664313095
Sure thing my nigga. X gonna give it to ya.
>>664304845
The episode on Risa when everyone tries to get laid and fails and she ends up hooking up the whole trip was hilarious lol
>>664313269
The autism is strong in this thread.
Can't... look... away...
Greatest character
>>664303673
jolene blallock was hot, but she is a shit actress, the reason they cats her as a Vulcan is because she has no emotional range as an actress. Enterprise is just terrible, Scott bakula almost killed the series, which is a shame, because hes great otherwise.
>>664313335
>>664312895
Re-animator dude!
Did he ever call the black boomer-navigator darkskin?
>>664313184
I have been convinced to stay and share my 1600 jpg collection with you wonderful people
> My name is Dan, Dan Gleeballs
>>664313091
We love Broccoli!
>>664299324
She kept her cool and guided her crew (what was left of it, anyway) from the Delta Quadrant all the way back to the Alpha. She single-handedly crippled the Borg Collective and brought back integral technology and other data from the Voyager's journey.
Apart from Sisko, Janeway's the most badass captain the Federation had the privilege of commissioning.
>>664313033
I admire your enthusiasm to defend her but no. I can't be ok with her.
>>664313033
she got them stranded there in the first place.
>>664299324
>ds9>tos>tng>voy>ent
otherwise spot on janeways a fucking retard the Indian should have taken over Ep 2
>>664313176
agreed. guy is a great actor
>>664299844
She is now a giant lesbian that had her cunt sewn up and a rubber cock and plastic balls put in its place
>>664299844
Meth, not even once.
Someone please make a meme out of this
>>664299324
>TNG>DS9>VOY>ENT>TOS
be honest, you just wanted to punch this stroppy bitch in the face every time she appeared on screen
I wanted to kick her fucking ovaries out just to stop her breeding with that Tom Paris dick
>>664302764
Shut up Wesley.
>>664313242
kewl. I like the Macguyver guy, and the premise. downloading now, gonna start tonight
Remember this guy? She-yit what a mean muthafucka
Tuvok was by far the best character in the series.
>>664312734
>Tos gets a pass
Sort of? It's the original, so it built something new. And especially for people who grew up before TNG, it was basically the only thing out there. And some of the movies were pretty good.
>TNG gets the 90s pass
Nostalgia, for me. It was still pretty optimistic, as a show, until the middle of its run. Then it got even better. TNG really doesn't need a pass, it's objectively the best series, even considering the cheesiness of season 1 and the failures of season 7.
>the other series don't have that option though
True. DS9 doesn't need a pass. It's harder to get into, but the show is solid. VOY started off better, but was a failure overall. So much cringe, and no justification. ENT doesn't even deserve the name Star Trek. Even the opening credits make me cringe.
>>664313707
there are hundreds go find them
The only man I'm truly in love with
> follow him on twitter, you'll pee your pants with laughter!
>>664313589
>>ds9>tos>tng
tend to agree, only seen the first 15~ episodes of voyager and none of ent but voyager is damn hard to get into
you all just remembered the Borg children from the last season
you're welcome
I'd like to nuzzle her boob
>>664313366
dubs speak truth. Garak or the Andorian
>>664311124
lol
I think that was my favorite episode. Not because it was or even needed to be good, but because the writers finally tried putting SOMETHING sci-fi into the script.
I remember jumping up and going "Holy shit! Something unusual just happened!"
>>664313140
Was good for first two seasons, then got a bit bland on third and just downright shit on fourth.
I remember, I am, I will
>>664313951
gets better from once all the Kazon ceska shit is done with, you still want everyone to die though
Ah, Leah!
>>664300533
Yeah I used to have fantasies about 7 of 9 finding me in bed with another male then telling me she was going to spank me. She would take me to the spank n wank room where homo boys go to be punished by 7 of 9
After she spanked me I would jizz as she wanked me to oblivion while I watched the other boy being spanked by Ensign Kim
>>664313790
fuck yeah he was. and his crew, the one dude from Deadwood. badasses.
Star trek rarely induced boners, but when it did....... Schwing!
>>664313957
fuck u I had repressed that and fucking Naomi fuck u anon
>>664313140
>piece of art
let me fix that for you
>piece of shart
There really is no objective justification for BSG as a good show. You might like it, fine. But by all objective standards, it was shit.
>>664314235
>I watched the other boy being spanked by Ensign Kim
lost hard
>>664313184
Would fuck that Troi. Maybe even talk about my feelings after.
>>664313431
Are you out of your fucking gourd m8?
Also that wacky ablative armor getup was gay as hell.
AS HELL, ANON.
>>664299324
duh the best series was TNG. They tried to make janeway like Picard but the took the culture out of the character and you end up with shitty ass boring janeway. her only characteristics are she has a dog and drinks coffee. fuck that cunt!!!!
>>664314274
shit your right never made that connection,
Dan would have killed him if it kept going
>be penultimate episode
>hey look, there's a convenient colony of Talaxians
>lol how did that happen we've travelled from the fucking delta quagrant, further than anyone has ever travelled before and fuck me, here's a planet full of Neelix aliens
>fuck it, can't be bothered asking questions, let's drop him off and fuck off home
>>664314331
Yeah but she turned into a 10/10.
>>664313226
and yet he read Moby Dick... several times.
>>664313366
Arguably one of the best on DS9.
>>664301462
dimples
>>664313957
you motherfucker...
>>664311877
Sokath! His eyes opened!
>>664314350
yea fun but too random no real direction
>>664313932
Yeah he is a damn funny guy irl.
Here, have a complimentary Wallpaper
> Courtesy of Dan Gleeballs
>Trek will never be back on tv
>Trek is now just a generic sci-fi action movie
>>664314604
damn, doesn't make up for the holodeck Ep but still, damn
>>664314427
Originally it was meant to be Archers Theme from the score. But some cunt decided it needed to be more hip. Not sure if this is the exact one but there is a video of Archers Theme played over the opening credits and it syncs up perfectly.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_jb46jPBDo
Testify, Spock-O!
>>664314416
If you mix Harry Kim's name up with his real name Garrett Wang. You get "Harry Wang" (Hairy wang)
>>664313957
I'm going to be angry about this for a week
>>664314746
Thanks Dan!
Been saving all these pics my Trek folder game is strong now m8s
>>664307408
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3X403kH0
>>664302921
He did though but he got out of it in the same episode. He actually went to the edge of the universe.
>>664306057
>commander show me your sexual organs.png
>>664314746
I'd rather have a solid color as wall paper than a 1280x1024 with a giant logo
You're at about a TEN, we need you at a SEVEN