does tinder actually work? What are the chances of actually fucking a girl and its not some scam or stick up?
Tinder only works for guys if you are in the top 10%. Which means you will need to have several but not all of these features
> Facial aesthetics
> Good body
> Interesting life (shown off with pictures)
> Pre-selection (pictures with grills)
do you think i will get any matches?
Interested in the pre-selection. Will be trying that.
It works, I've fucked a decent amount of girls I met on it. It's a numbers game, so just put in a little effort for your matches but don't freak out if they don't respond, there's plenty more.
I've slept with 15-20 girls from tinder but only about 10% of your matches will be willing to put out the first night unless you have no standards and right swipe fatties and swamp donkeys
so wat are the chances that the girls are a scam? how can we tell they are legit and what are the risks for a stick up?
Ive been on okc for about a week now, so far I've gotten 7 likes (can't view them without paying) and 2 mutual likes that are like 7/10's. I'm fairly good looking and have a somewhat funny profile. Be watchful of fatties thou.
You only need one pic with 2+ girls.
Someone put together an info graph of the ideal picture selection. It was something like pic with 2+ girls, pic with dog/cat, pic of you doing an activity (a sport, construction, or hobby), those were all I can remember right now.
The tinder now is different than it was before. At this point a lot of people are on it for boosting self-confidence and won't bother texting back. Or they will but don't necessarily want to meet up. That's just my take anyway.
im scared of getting murdered or robbed
I 'like' every girl on tinder and wake up with around 10 or so matches, not all respond, some do. Haven't actually met any in real life yet/fucked any, mainly because i'm practically socially inept. Plus some of the girls ive matched with look like they could have herpes. i've only got one picture and a witty bio. so i imagine if you were to take tinder seriously and put a load of pictures and a well thought out bio you could certainly get your dick wet.
okcupid is AWFUL. i hate to sound cliched, but it's full of these 'gender non-conforming' socialists. I've had loads of mutual likes although i get more with Tinder.
so is tinder like an app where thirsty girls are down to fuck?
How rare is it to find girls? is it a 50/50 male to female ratio or like 99/1 ashley madison ratio?
>does tinder actually work? What are the chances of actually fucking a girl and its not some scam or stick up?
That depends on
>how high/low your standards are
>how attractive you are
>how well you can sell yourself
>how well you can chat someone up using text
The thing with Tinder is that it is effectively internet speed dating, if you don't do it for them on face value, they won't like you.
At the same time, if they don't meet your standards, you won't like them and you won't match.
THEN you have the issue of matching then actually hitting it off, women easily get more matches regardless of how attractive they are, you are then going to have to sell yourself pretty well to get them to want to meet you in person, then you have to do well to fuck them.
I'm 25 and I fuck about 3 single mothers a week (not fat, not fuck ugly) through tinder, if you lower your standards enough and appeal to theirs, you can fuck in no time.
NYC here. I've found that any girl above a 5 will only go for rich/handsome guys.
I'm 6,2 and work out but a little chubby and in can pull in 5s and lower incredibly easy but anything over that is a challenge. Yet when i go to the suburbs i get 8 and 9s no prob
tl;dr city girls are looking for $$, burbs are easy pickings
Tinder is amazing I have slept with about 4 girls now then basically never talked to them again and gotten multiple blowjobs and wristys from others . You just gotta put effort into talking the girls up tip: don't take ages to reply it turns them right off
I have two tinder profiles.
One is me, all gentleman. I have 62 matches.
I also have one that just offers oral sex. It has 236 matches.
The world is a strange, wonderful place. It's great because I travel for work so it means I can put those hotel rooms to good use, and well, after having their pussy licked they're gagging to suck and fuck so it's win/win.
Are all ur stories legit?
Why are fags on /b/ always complaining about being virgins if its so easy to fuck girls on tinder?
I realized none of my virtues were on your list
I met my girlfriend of 2 3/4 years on there. She left me before Xmas '15 for no reason and had an eating disorder.
But the time together was aight!
Okcupid is dried up and POF has more bots than Tinder nowadays. I like Happn/Tinder.
Same story here. I've also fucked several girls off tinder on the first date. You just have to look decent and find the right one. I click like on every single girl and talk to all my matches to see which ones are slutty enough to hook up. I'm in Southern California so there's a lot of girls down
I've had decent success on tinder but you need to go in knowing:
a) You need a good and varied selection of photos that will catch a girls eye and convey to them that you are interesting. Also, make sure these photos are recent and portray you accurately. Nothing is worse than meeting up with someone who looks nothing like their photos.
b) Follow up the pics with a good bio. It doesn't need to be extensive but do list what you do, your interests, stuff like that. The idea is to not look like an idiot who is just trolling for pussy.
c) You're gonna have a lot of false starts. I've had conversations that were going well to suddenly get "dead air" and never hear from her again. Just unmatch and move on. And be prepared for spam. Lots of it.
d) Weekends are the best time to swipe, especially nights. Girls are already out having fun and they are seeing who else is around. Use tinder as your "opening line" as these girls are already more down for whatever. Plus, you are already in a public environment so they are already more comfortable.
No, they aren't all down to fuck and some are even "just looking for friends." Most would be pretty pissed off if you asked for a hookup. It's not rare to find girls, especially if you live in a heavily populated area. Also, you only see people of the gender you select, so it's not like you're sifting through a sea of dudes.
I've had it for a long-ass time and fucked two girls from it. One was my best friend in kindergarten and the other was a latina with a rockin' ass. Granted, the first year or so that I had it, I was in a relationship and not actually trying to make anything happen.
General things to keep in mind: Bitches are bitches and bitches are finicky. Some think shitty pickup lines are hilarious and others think they're offensive and usually they won't tell you which they are. A lot of bitches have "I don't message first" on their profile - avoid them because they're shit heads. A lot of girls won't respond to "hey" because it's "a boring way to start a conversation," which brings us back to bitches being bitches and not understanding that Prince fucking Charming isn't going to swoop in with some beautiful greeting that opens shit up to talk about. It can get annoying.
my experience with tinder is this:
you can actually meet some pretty decent girls with minimum effort, the trouble is they sometimes randomly unmatch, even after saying they want to meet up.
just swipe right for everyone, its what i do. i dont have muscles or anything and im skinny as fuck yet ive got a few decent matches.
the landwhales seem to use on okcupid.
Nah it's all good. It's pretty easy to gauge who's a red flag or not. I don't meet with every match i'd be fucking exhausted. I've met a bunch of girls and clean as a whistle (i get tested, i'm not an idiot). Suprisingly there's a majority of girls who are shy at first and then want to do something exciting. It's never gutter slag as why use tinder when they can just go out slagging about. It's usually more reserved girls looking to lose inhibitions.
I have a fake facebook linked to it. Image isn't of me. Messages usually go 'yeah i'm interested lets see a pic' and then i give them my whatsapp.
are there milfs on tinder? ive always wanted to fuck a thirsty milf
tinder used to be good with a 30% chance of nabbing a great fuck but prostitutes are starting to use it to solicit and like all good things they get ruined when the bots, spammers, frauds and so forth abuse it.
Yeah I noticed that about okc, it's weird. I guess those people have a hard time finding a partner that puts up with their shit. However I'm pretty good at deception and know a lot of feminazis and liberals so I know what to say. They're often decent in bed and it feels fucking great to fuck them because I'm a huge womanizer and a racist.
When I was 16 I used tinder to hook up with a 29 year old bbw.. Wasn't great, but it was sex. I guess the experience of hooking up with a cougar was kind of cool. But it's not like you can just hook up with dimes 24/7 with no effort. If you're dying to get laid go for it OP but if you've got some decent ass ready to go its not any less effort.
Tinder worked for me the first and only time I used it. I'm ugly. Irish type ugly if could imagine such. Long story short I banged a qt3.14 Polish girl with huge tits. So yes even ugly people can get sex from tinder. I haven't used it since because I'm too insecure about my looks but maybe some day I might again. Not her in pic but similar in size
It turns me away because if she was stupid enough to have the kid once, she's stupid enough to do it again. I'm not fucking some girl who'll let that baby live. It's not that single moms are unattractive, it's just that stupid people are unattractive and bringing the child to term at 20 years old with no partner is stupid.
I can't find the picture I use online anymore but it's basically some cartoon B&W drawing of a suited gentleman sitting down with a bib and cutlery with a womans legs open in the foreground framing the image.
I get a mix of:
1) You're a joke/disgusting (2% of matches)
2) I'm intrigued/not sure (80% of matches)
3) Very keen - i usually avoid as i like the chase (10%)
4) Not meeting but omg you're crazy/funny (8%)
In an app where women are so self-righteous usually and don't give a fuck it's actually a pretty good conversation starter or at least the pic makes a difference to the generic guys they're swiping through.
I am an early 30's average looking guy in OK (not a 6 pack but not a fat ass) with a decent job. Got on tinder after a split.
Throw up a picture of my face, one full body, one with a bunch of people, one with an activity and a random picture of food.
Swipey, swipey, swipey. Lots of matches. About 1/3 answers when I say hey or whatever. Start talking to girls.
Over about a month I have met 4 girls off there in real life. Fucked 3 the first night, the 4th was some BS coffee date (not doing that shit again) and she wasn't interested or whatever.
Got chicks lined up. Could probably have as many one nighters as I wanted but now I'm looking for an actual relationship. Seeing a solid 8/10 (real world scale) this Friday night.
Should note I am not a 20 year old virgin but have at best average game.
Being realistic is important here I think. If you are a fat neck beard with no job who lives in his moms basement and expect to pull LA 8's you are fooling yourself and will not have much success. On the other hand if you aim for women realistically in your range you should do just fine.
1- Set up a decent profile.
2- Swipe a bunch (being REALISTIC)
3- Say hi or something a bunch.
4- Talk a bunch.
5- Meet and probably fuck.
Ive fucked 3 girls on the regular who I met on tinder. Fucking one tomorrow in fact
Tinder works for me. I see so many girls I started filming them secretly.
Told her I needed the flashlight to see better
Girl from this afternoon
worked for me. Met up with 6 girls so far.
1st one was just a one night stand the night before her vacation ended. Turns out I took her virginity. 2nd was two dates then never met again. 3rd was a drinking buddy that i met on vacation. Dated the 4th for a month and had great sex. Kinda of miss cumming in her. 5th is current gf. Have to use a condom for sex with her, no birth control...
Asian here and black girl were virgins, they gave their v cards to a stranger...
Thanks anon for these
Pink haired girl invited me right to her place, it was like 1am... So the answer is some are easy as fuck, and others take a couple dates. Some of these girls I'm posting were from badoo btw
i'm a fat girl on tinder and i get a lot of matches with attractive men but not tons of messages.
they probably just swipe yes on everyone and only message the girls they actually find attractive
i've never met up with anyone though i'm too chicken. i'm a virgin
>be me on tinder
>didn't got any match so i started to like every girl, even the ugliests ones.
>didn't got any match either
>i gave up
>got a match when i was about to uninstall
>she was really good looking
>she asked me if anybody has said before that i was good looking
>i said yes
>mfw she said it was lies and i was ugly as fuck
>never got any match after that
maybe is not that bad, maybe it was a troll, but outside tinder, my experience with girls isn't any different.
sorry for bad english m8s
Badoo has more features, that's how they're trying to compete. But just use both, that's what I do.
the only thing that is more or less set in stone is a maybe, the rest of the list are things you can easily fix and even the face can be improved
the only person who made you sad was yourself, faggot
if you want better you can do better if not shut up and stay shitty
I've fucked 2 girls after meeting on Tinder, and have had 2/3 others who were interested.
As long as your semi good looking and not a complete autist when it comes to talking to women you'll be okay
Told her to go get me water just so I could film her getting back
any of you fucking these little whores?
I have a bunch.
where the fuck do you gjuys even live? There are no sluts here in canada
Hivemind is truth
The hardest I've ever been fucked was by a 6' tall gap toothed chick that weighed 280lbs and had a serious underbite. She regularly drained me of every molecule of jizz
Only one let me filmed shit, did your girl know?
I have been using tinder for the past 2 months or so. For me, it blows. I have probably swiped right on like 500+ girls. I probably swipe right maybe like 60%-70% of the time? I don't swipe right to fat bitches. I have only gotten 10 matches. Many of the girls don't respond much, or expect some prince charming to swoop by on a horse and pick them up to rule Far Far Away land.
I'm definitely not a bad looking dude, so I'm pretty sure the attractiveness factor isn't really a thing.
I just don't get matches much, the other problem too is that the ones I do match with are average. I think I'd be fine if I had more matches, but I never get any. I've messed around to test the software. I've made a couple accounts before to test the algorithm. I think there is a factor that rates you with a number. If you get a lot of matches, have long conversations with people, and don't swipe right to everyone, your rating will be a lot higher, and you will be shown to more people. If you swipe right to everyone, you will not get as many matches.
Also, I think the tinder plus premium shit probably gives you a lot more matches. I tried tinder a while back before that existed and I used to get a ton more matches. Since they came out with tinder plus I barely get any matches.
I find Tinder to work quite often.
I get a lot of matches (5-10 a day), and sometimes use a copy-pasted opener. I am not very good looking, and I am not very athletic, although I am quite slim.
I think by far that the most important is the first picture, and what it projects. In my first picture I'm putting on a nice smile, and it is a cropped version of a larger picture from some social setting.
Just show that you are relaxed and confident and happy, and if you want to get laid, try to sneek in some cheeky comments to the girls while chatting. If they bite on the hook, reel them in.
Got laid with two different girls last week, one of them was a complete godess.
Ya man, cover more ground. And I did, she really loved doggie.
hah yeh they all knew, all these little things were just such fucktoys... i am the one who posted all the same girls in the bath
That girl was the biggest nymph I've ever met... Was really into public sex, fucked in several parts and got spotted by kayakers once. Didn't give a shit.
if the girl is worth ending the marriage then end it instead of risking it
I personally prefer to stay faithful if I bother to enter a relationship at least and I have not even married
you can have the fun you want without looking like an asshole
small dick wins man, girls dont give a flying fuck as long as you can make them laugh :)
hookup apps and dating sites have ruined casual sex
Used to you could pay a fatty a little bit of attention and they're on you're dick in two seconds because of zero self esteem. Now you have these apps and sites that any chick can go on and get attention from 40 guys a day just looking to fuck them. So it backfires and falsely inflates their ego because they now think they're desirable.
I remember in the late 90s when the internet craze was just starting up there was a local chatroom provided by my ISP. There were tons of filthy whores in there and I think I banged them all. Those days are past
Still me, I'm the guy who posted all the creep pics. I match with all ethnicities. Prefer Asians and latina girls
wow, what a dick. Poor kid just post a pic and you start being a cunt?
What do you look like?
pic related: fat.
That's my cum on her ass
I agree with this guy, I've fucked three girls on there. Then again, I think it depends mostly on where you live. Big cities like Chicago, New York, LA, etc. have great tinder population. It doesn't matter how ugly/attractive/not you are. Youll get matches if you're on there long enough, but even if you only bang 30% of them, you'll get to 100 matches relatively fast. You should be picky, but I would suggest having a couple of things you look for, where if she has x,y, or z, automatic match. For me, thats a nice short, tits, or big lips- then you can go off their bios. Not too long ago I saw one girl with fat titties whose profile said she was a slave to someone else, but she would be okay with having a sexual relationship if her master deemed it fit... I'm not sure if he did because I swiped right and still haven't gotten any tang, but here's hoping. Plus, cray cray bitches on tinder are horny af. I've gotten a dub from a girl just for hanging out with her, some dank ass weed too. Don't hate, if you really wanna just have a decent snarky/confident bio and you'll be fckn biddies often enough... Also, my age might be relevant. Im in college.
I've been using tinder for about a year. For every 100 matches, I would end up having sex with 5-10 of them and it's obvious within about a day which of them that will be. There's no secret, mate. Just be you. Take a genuine interest in them and be polite but be aware that the vast majority of them want you to suggest meeting up. That's my experience anyway. Be confident and assertive but not a dick. Forget corny lines and shit as well. You might not be an Adonis....very few of us are. There is still a lot of action to be had.
We made out alot and she teased me the whole time. She rode me with clothes on and was like not going to give it to you today. She is coming by tomorrow so I will definitelly get it then
I'm in a big city, we get lost of tourist girls and students. Pic was a French girl I used to bang earlier last year.
Danish guy here.
I have had around 10 tinder dates. Meeting up for a coffee or a beer.
! resulted in a relationship lasting around 4 months.
1 bootycall. it was easy, but I have hundreds of matches, not many girls are up to having sex right away. If you just ask for it, you will have a low succes rate.
How do you hook up with single mothers? They don't have time to date, and I don't want to talk about or deal with their fucking children. Do you just pretend you didn't read that in their bio?
Just like any dating app + the fact that boys are less picky, girl will have a favorable ratio.
However you get to decide if you want to see only dudes, only girls or both. So if you're straight it just feels like sifting through piles of hot girls.
Plus the matching process require girls to at least look at your face so that's pretty efficient
For me, it has. Don't buy into that top 10% bullshit, although that certainly helps. I'm an average looking dude of average weight, 5'10" and have gotten laid off tinder plenty of times. I think my beard helps a lot to be honest. But seriously, you may need to put in a little effort and be patient, but it works. And I'm not talking about settling for someone who's fat/ugly (unless you're into that), I'm talking about having sex with solidly attractive women.
I find the fakes are easily noticeable, and get banned within hours. It's actually pretty good. There's a fucktonne of women on there but if they don't match you it doesn't mean they're fake they could either be offline/not swiping or not interested. Just join you faggots, it's literally nothing to lose, all to win
You're not unattractive, but you look like Elliott Rodger and that could put some people off. The fact that you're making guns with your fingers definitely doesn't help either.
I don't know what the ratio is, but there are PLENTY of girls. They might not match with you, but you won't feel like there are too few women on tinder.
Some are straight DTF, others wanna get to know you a bit first, still others are genuinely looking for relationships for some weird reason.
can vouch for it working if you live in nyc, look half decent, and is not a fucking autist like OP
I would imagine if you live in Nebraska your matches would be limited and thus making less chance to fuck broads.
Seriously? Live a little man.
Reeks of tinfoil hat. You have proof of trolling happening? Or just assuming? Why would anyone troll you for being a normal guy? As long as you don't abuse/be beta you'll be fine.
Depending on your country, Tinder definately works.
In Sweden I match with about 1/4th of all girls I swipe right. (There are so many hot girls, that I only swipe right on attractive ones and skip the uglies, unlike a lot of people here who just swipe right on everyone).
Girls rarely initiate conversations, but when they do it's almost guaranteed you'll get laid.
If you match with lots of girls but no one talks to you first, it isn't necessarily because you are unattractive. They are just waiting for you to talk to them first because girls love that stuff.
>You've got nothing to lose. Before Tinder I thought I'd suck at it, as I went home from clubs alone more often than with someone. Now I found out I could bang three or four different hot girls every week. It's a win in my book, lol
Before you had limited matches, I legit had sex with about 3 or 4 girls a week. I was on a massive roll for about a year. The only time I ever took a break from that was when I got into a serious relationship and stopped fucking around. If I didn't have standards I could have probably fucked 20 girls a week easy.
That said, now that matches are limited, and I moved to a less populated/classier part of my city, I am lucky to bag 2 or 3 girls a month. Not great, better to meet girls irl now, as much as I hate it.
In nyc there's polyamerous chicks, dommes, traps etc... Literally any type of girl, from total sluts wanting to fuck all the way to a female surgeon I met for drinks was 9/10 but asked the wrong question and was looking for a ring I did not call her back
>tfw live in city of 500000
>tfw chances of matches are low
I wish i lived in nyc or LA with liek 30mill people
I feel like older guys in their 30's have an easier time than say, a 19 or early 20 year old.
What do you think my chances are? I'm skinny (exercise every other day), pretty decent looking with a very friendly looking face I've been told, I'm 19 and I live on my own with my cat in a bachelor room apartment, getting a full-time job soon at a call centre. Currently working at Tim Hortons
>Reeks of tinfoil hat. You have proof of trolling happening? Or just assuming?
I have a proof of local trolls monitoring Tinder. Whether they exploit this information? I don't know but why shouldn't they? I know at least two people personally who have been gangstalked online and offline with violent intents in the past. Although that was years before Tinder, there is no reason to think the present time is more civilised. No reports of such incidents in media yet? Tinder is a new-ish territory. Why be a pioneer victim? What is "learning from past mistakes" and "learning from mistakes of others"?
Another example not directly related to Tinder: hidden cameras in AirBnB appartments; AirBnB rapes.
Why wait until reports when it is something possible, easy to happen, inevitable and predictable? There is always lack of evidence at first. I don't like to base my safety on being reckless and hoping that I will be lucky. If it's physically possible, it's a matter of time before it happens.
>security by lack vs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_by_design
man don't say any of that shit to a girl on tinder. You make fucking jokes, be charming and complement them. Get their number so you can text then propose to meet up. Uglier girls are obviously easier. A lot of the hot ones are bots.
Where do you live? I'm in London, England and I have nothing to worry about but simple bots. Where i'm sure there's gangs out there using it to lure guys out and rob them i wouldn't meet with anyone too keen.
Still, seems like hyperbole - just do it. it's fun.
>>664318258 samefag here
I guess the safer way to use Tinder (as well as more prolific) is to emigrate for a few months to a big city for the purpose of sex.
But then, there's always a risk of Donald Trump deporting me...
you're all faggots most college age girls have no idea what they want from men or if they even like men. they're brainwashed into fucking anyone who meets the standards their mom gave them multiplied by the amount of sexual abuse her father gave her
It doesn't. And even so, so what? All my mates and I show eachother our tinders and who we're SMASHING.
Actually it's safer here than the UK in many ways. People are normal... pathologically normal. Everyone has same looks. I haven't been robbed here in 5 years. Meanwhile in London, someone broke into my flat every few months. Everywhere, except maybe Japan, the police "protects" only those who aren't vulnerable anyway.
But, once you become a target, you can't disappear here like you can in a cosmopolitan place.
Downloaded this app a few days ago to see if I could meet anybody cuz I'm sick of being a virgin but it doesn't work. The app just says theres no network or something and shuts down. Anybody else having issues with tinder?
i wish i can find a cam partner for chaturbate so we can make $$ fucking
Never met a single girl I matched with on Tinder.
I fucked two girls I met on Twitter though.