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does tinder actually work? What are the chances of actually fucking a girl and its not some scam or stick up?
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>>664296016
Wondering the same, got a match today and messaged her. She hasn't responded.
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>>664296016
What a waste of a gorgeous face. Probably a scam, stick to real life please.
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>>664296016
First girl I matched on Tinder, we met, and actually have a great relationship. 8 months together now.
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>>664296429
Bumping with emma
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>>664296855
Nice, got any tips for your /b/ros
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>>664296016
Tinder only works for guys if you are in the top 10%. Which means you will need to have several but not all of these features
> Facial aesthetics
> Good body
> Interesting life (shown off with pictures)
> Pre-selection (pictures with grills)
> Money
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>>664296855
I'm the same. Been together 18 months almost. (Met on Badoo which is basically same but a lot shitter). How far away are you from your SO?
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>>664297132
do you think i will get any matches?
pic related
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>>664297132

I'm out of shape, not good looking, and am a mediocre comedian for a living and I get tons of chicks on there.
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>>664297301
Lolno

Good luck in life, faggot.
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>>664297132
Interested in the pre-selection. Will be trying that.
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>>664297301

Maybe grindr is for you
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>>664297301
Which one are you?
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>>664297443
Women find you hotter if other women find you hot, for some weird reason.
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>>664297334
Nice try Adam Sandler.
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It works, I've fucked a decent amount of girls I met on it. It's a numbers game, so just put in a little effort for your matches but don't freak out if they don't respond, there's plenty more.
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>>664297132
So it's just like real life?

Then what's the fucking point? We want the Matrix of pussy and we want it now.
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>>664297679

That only works in person. If you have a lot of pics with girls they will think you're a player. I went through this.
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I've fucked plenty of girls off of tinder, but I live in a huge city. I imagine it would be almost impossible in a small town.
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I've slept with 15-20 girls from tinder but only about 10% of your matches will be willing to put out the first night unless you have no standards and right swipe fatties and swamp donkeys
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>>664297301
Yes if you have more good pictures. No selfies for guys, grills can use them but they are no for guys
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so wat are the chances that the girls are a scam? how can we tell they are legit and what are the risks for a stick up?
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>>664298309

no descriptions only pictures = fake
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>>664298032
Damn thats a lot of strange.

I wouldn't be surprised if you picked up hpv
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>>664297679
It's not that weird really, it's the same as eating at a place that your friend recommended
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Ive been on okc for about a week now, so far I've gotten 7 likes (can't view them without paying) and 2 mutual likes that are like 7/10's. I'm fairly good looking and have a somewhat funny profile. Be watchful of fatties thou.
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yes.... almost every girl on there loves anal. fucking awesome
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>>664297919
You only need one pic with 2+ girls.

Someone put together an info graph of the ideal picture selection. It was something like pic with 2+ girls, pic with dog/cat, pic of you doing an activity (a sport, construction, or hobby), those were all I can remember right now.

The tinder now is different than it was before. At this point a lot of people are on it for boosting self-confidence and won't bother texting back. Or they will but don't necessarily want to meet up. That's just my take anyway.
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>>664298309

also, target girls that specifically say that they don't Netflix and chill or aren't looking for a hook up. those lying thots are the easiest girls on there.
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>>664296016
Mildly overweight. But a handsome 6'4" devil with a winning smile. Had a nice 80% match rate until my wife found out. Non stop messages.
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im scared of getting murdered or robbed
or aids
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>>664298931

tinder is a nigger free zone.
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>>664298767
I'm starting to see that..
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>>664298477
Still completely clean as far as I know
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>>664297132
However, if you have all of these qualities and are still using tinder then that is the red flag.
You might be a serial killer looking for your next victim.
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I 'like' every girl on tinder and wake up with around 10 or so matches, not all respond, some do. Haven't actually met any in real life yet/fucked any, mainly because i'm practically socially inept. Plus some of the girls ive matched with look like they could have herpes. i've only got one picture and a witty bio. so i imagine if you were to take tinder seriously and put a load of pictures and a well thought out bio you could certainly get your dick wet.
>>664298590
okcupid is AWFUL. i hate to sound cliched, but it's full of these 'gender non-conforming' socialists. I've had loads of mutual likes although i get more with Tinder.
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>>664298309
ask them directly for a zing it is when a girl takes a picture with your name on it, or video call.
has worked for me
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so is tinder like an app where thirsty girls are down to fuck?

How rare is it to find girls? is it a 50/50 male to female ratio or like 99/1 ashley madison ratio?
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>>664296016
This is how you get a root from tindr literally swipe yes to anyone. When the girl talks to you thats how you know shes desperate enough for you.
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>>664296016
>does tinder actually work? What are the chances of actually fucking a girl and its not some scam or stick up?
That depends on
>how high/low your standards are
>how attractive you are
>how well you can sell yourself
>how well you can chat someone up using text

The thing with Tinder is that it is effectively internet speed dating, if you don't do it for them on face value, they won't like you.
At the same time, if they don't meet your standards, you won't like them and you won't match.
THEN you have the issue of matching then actually hitting it off, women easily get more matches regardless of how attractive they are, you are then going to have to sell yourself pretty well to get them to want to meet you in person, then you have to do well to fuck them.

I'm 25 and I fuck about 3 single mothers a week (not fat, not fuck ugly) through tinder, if you lower your standards enough and appeal to theirs, you can fuck in no time.
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>>664297960
I can attest to this. Any meetup/dating/sex site is damn near impossible to get results from in a small town.
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NYC here. I've found that any girl above a 5 will only go for rich/handsome guys.

I'm 6,2 and work out but a little chubby and in can pull in 5s and lower incredibly easy but anything over that is a challenge. Yet when i go to the suburbs i get 8 and 9s no prob

tl;dr city girls are looking for $$, burbs are easy pickings
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>>664296016
It all depends on what the girls on tinder for. some are just looking at hot guys like them and others are looking to meet up and fuck
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>>664299112

Yes, both of you are correct.

Tinder used to be a gold mine. It's over now.
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How to get laid through tinder:
>Swipe right for everyone
worked for me eventually
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Tinder is amazing I have slept with about 4 girls now then basically never talked to them again and gotten multiple blowjobs and wristys from others . You just gotta put effort into talking the girls up tip: don't take ages to reply it turns them right off
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>>664299376
answer plz
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>>664298845
what did you wife do
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>>664299198

tinder is the dominos pizza of dating. a 5'1 98lb blond in heels that wants to get facefucked arriving in under 30 minutes? the future is now folks.
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I have two tinder profiles.
One is me, all gentleman. I have 62 matches.
I also have one that just offers oral sex. It has 236 matches.

The world is a strange, wonderful place. It's great because I travel for work so it means I can put those hotel rooms to good use, and well, after having their pussy licked they're gagging to suck and fuck so it's win/win.
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Are all ur stories legit?
Why are fags on /b/ always complaining about being virgins if its so easy to fuck girls on tinder?
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>>664299376

Girls won't fuck YOU on there. You sound desperate as fuck. Girls hate that.
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>>664297132
I realized none of my virtues were on your list
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if you're a guy, okcupid will not work unless you are bi or gay.
a lot of the girls on there are only interested in other women
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>>664299870
also yes, i've had so many girls unmatch me because i didn't respond to their message within a couple of hours. [email protected]
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>>664296016
Anyone know where this photo is from?
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>>664300236
I met my girlfriend of 2 3/4 years on there. She left me before Xmas '15 for no reason and had an eating disorder.

But the time together was aight!
Okcupid is dried up and POF has more bots than Tinder nowadays. I like Happn/Tinder.
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>>664296855
Same story here. I've also fucked several girls off tinder on the first date. You just have to look decent and find the right one. I click like on every single girl and talk to all my matches to see which ones are slutty enough to hook up. I'm in Southern California so there's a lot of girls down
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>>664300045

Dude that's fucking nasty. I would never go down on any sluts from tinder. Fuck
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>>664300588

he's literally eating creampies
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I've had decent success on tinder but you need to go in knowing:
a) You need a good and varied selection of photos that will catch a girls eye and convey to them that you are interesting. Also, make sure these photos are recent and portray you accurately. Nothing is worse than meeting up with someone who looks nothing like their photos.
b) Follow up the pics with a good bio. It doesn't need to be extensive but do list what you do, your interests, stuff like that. The idea is to not look like an idiot who is just trolling for pussy.
c) You're gonna have a lot of false starts. I've had conversations that were going well to suddenly get "dead air" and never hear from her again. Just unmatch and move on. And be prepared for spam. Lots of it.
d) Weekends are the best time to swipe, especially nights. Girls are already out having fun and they are seeing who else is around. Use tinder as your "opening line" as these girls are already more down for whatever. Plus, you are already in a public environment so they are already more comfortable.
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Met my current gf of 5 months 6 months ago on tinder. Going strong. Its great for more than just sex
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>>664299376
No, they aren't all down to fuck and some are even "just looking for friends." Most would be pretty pissed off if you asked for a hookup. It's not rare to find girls, especially if you live in a heavily populated area. Also, you only see people of the gender you select, so it's not like you're sifting through a sea of dudes.

>>664296016
>>664296429
I've had it for a long-ass time and fucked two girls from it. One was my best friend in kindergarten and the other was a latina with a rockin' ass. Granted, the first year or so that I had it, I was in a relationship and not actually trying to make anything happen.

General things to keep in mind: Bitches are bitches and bitches are finicky. Some think shitty pickup lines are hilarious and others think they're offensive and usually they won't tell you which they are. A lot of bitches have "I don't message first" on their profile - avoid them because they're shit heads. A lot of girls won't respond to "hey" because it's "a boring way to start a conversation," which brings us back to bitches being bitches and not understanding that Prince fucking Charming isn't going to swoop in with some beautiful greeting that opens shit up to talk about. It can get annoying.
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>>664300188
>those nails
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>>664300045
I always wondered about doing that, but I'm worried that someone I knew would see my profile and tell people about it.
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my experience with tinder is this:
you can actually meet some pretty decent girls with minimum effort, the trouble is they sometimes randomly unmatch, even after saying they want to meet up.
just swipe right for everyone, its what i do. i dont have muscles or anything and im skinny as fuck yet ive got a few decent matches.
the landwhales seem to use on okcupid.
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>>664296016
Who is that girl?
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>>664296855
Lars?
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>>664301135
Yeah I'm gonna need some sauce.
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>>664299498
Oh god, single mothers are so damn easy. The kid usually scares guys away making them kinda desperate
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>>664301221
Shit
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>>664300588
>>664300733

Nah it's all good. It's pretty easy to gauge who's a red flag or not. I don't meet with every match i'd be fucking exhausted. I've met a bunch of girls and clean as a whistle (i get tested, i'm not an idiot). Suprisingly there's a majority of girls who are shy at first and then want to do something exciting. It's never gutter slag as why use tinder when they can just go out slagging about. It's usually more reserved girls looking to lose inhibitions.

>>664300964

I have a fake facebook linked to it. Image isn't of me. Messages usually go 'yeah i'm interested lets see a pic' and then i give them my whatsapp.
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are there milfs on tinder? ive always wanted to fuck a thirsty milf
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tinder used to be good with a 30% chance of nabbing a great fuck but prostitutes are starting to use it to solicit and like all good things they get ruined when the bots, spammers, frauds and so forth abuse it.
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Is there a way to use Tinder w/out FB? Or perhaps upload pictures manually? The only reason I quit Tinder.
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>>664301477
What city you live in?
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>>664301524
Image isn't of you? Like, how? Just take a scenic view?
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>>664301544

Yeah just don't go back to her place unless the kid is somewhere else. Nothing is a bigger cock block than a cranky 2 year old
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>>664296016
i actually use tinder to rob people. i use it as a screening method to find cars that my chop shop mechanic wants. i've successfully carjacked 23 people now.
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>>664299262
Yeah I noticed that about okc, it's weird. I guess those people have a hard time finding a partner that puts up with their shit. However I'm pretty good at deception and know a lot of feminazis and liberals so I know what to say. They're often decent in bed and it feels fucking great to fuck them because I'm a huge womanizer and a racist.
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>>664301135
>>664301373
Charolette Vassallo
http://imgur.com/a/F3naH
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When I was 16 I used tinder to hook up with a 29 year old bbw.. Wasn't great, but it was sex. I guess the experience of hooking up with a cougar was kind of cool. But it's not like you can just hook up with dimes 24/7 with no effort. If you're dying to get laid go for it OP but if you've got some decent ass ready to go its not any less effort.
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Tinder worked for me the first and only time I used it. I'm ugly. Irish type ugly if could imagine such. Long story short I banged a qt3.14 Polish girl with huge tits. So yes even ugly people can get sex from tinder. I haven't used it since because I'm too insecure about my looks but maybe some day I might again. Not her in pic but similar in size
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>>664301749
nope
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>>664302067
lol if you're in your 20's you're not a couger
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>>664301385
It turns me away because if she was stupid enough to have the kid once, she's stupid enough to do it again. I'm not fucking some girl who'll let that baby live. It's not that single moms are unattractive, it's just that stupid people are unattractive and bringing the child to term at 20 years old with no partner is stupid.
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>>664297861
Underrated
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>>664296016

It used to be a good app, now it's shit full of spambots and it wants you to pay for it now
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Don't be ugly
Don't be autistic

Bonus: have money

Source: fucked over 30 chicks from tinder, gotten nudes of like 50
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>>664301882

I can't find the picture I use online anymore but it's basically some cartoon B&W drawing of a suited gentleman sitting down with a bib and cutlery with a womans legs open in the foreground framing the image.

I get a mix of:
1) You're a joke/disgusting (2% of matches)
2) I'm intrigued/not sure (80% of matches)
3) Very keen - i usually avoid as i like the chase (10%)
4) Not meeting but omg you're crazy/funny (8%)

In an app where women are so self-righteous usually and don't give a fuck it's actually a pretty good conversation starter or at least the pic makes a difference to the generic guys they're swiping through.
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I am an early 30's average looking guy in OK (not a 6 pack but not a fat ass) with a decent job. Got on tinder after a split.

Throw up a picture of my face, one full body, one with a bunch of people, one with an activity and a random picture of food.

Swipey, swipey, swipey. Lots of matches. About 1/3 answers when I say hey or whatever. Start talking to girls.

Over about a month I have met 4 girls off there in real life. Fucked 3 the first night, the 4th was some BS coffee date (not doing that shit again) and she wasn't interested or whatever.

Got chicks lined up. Could probably have as many one nighters as I wanted but now I'm looking for an actual relationship. Seeing a solid 8/10 (real world scale) this Friday night.

Should note I am not a 20 year old virgin but have at best average game.

Being realistic is important here I think. If you are a fat neck beard with no job who lives in his moms basement and expect to pull LA 8's you are fooling yourself and will not have much success. On the other hand if you aim for women realistically in your range you should do just fine.

In conclusion.
1- Set up a decent profile.
2- Swipe a bunch (being REALISTIC)
3- Say hi or something a bunch.
4- Talk a bunch.
5- Meet and probably fuck.
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How many matches do you fags have? I have 311, and I hardly use the app.
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Ive fucked 3 girls on the regular who I met on tinder. Fucking one tomorrow in fact
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>>664303212
I had over 500 then I unmatched when I heard that the more inactive matches you have the less you show up
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>>664297132
So lets be honest, like the rest of life, unless I want a blowjob from a fat chick with mental issues, I'm doomed...

Maybe,
No
No
No
Hahahaha hahaha ha...
You made me sad faggot.
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>>664302823
Meet and immediately fuck or take them out to dinner
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>>664303292
That's an example of a fake account.

I've gotten laid off tinder a few times, AMA
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>>664297865
Not if you live in a shithole that I run out of women before swipes... Fuck this shitty city.
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are you guys not afraid of aids n shit?
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>>664303736
>not wearing protection
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It works good, Im 178cm 110kg fatty manlet but still get action from there. Currently fucking this one 18 year old. Im 21.
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Tinder works for me. I see so many girls I started filming them secretly.
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>>664304986
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>>664305225
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>>664305225
how u film?
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>>664305326
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>>664305377
Told her I needed the flashlight to see better
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>>664305546
Girl from this afternoon
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>>664305546
are girls really that easy on tinder?
Did you take em out or talk for a long time n shit b4 hand?
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>>664296016
worked for me. Met up with 6 girls so far.
1st one was just a one night stand the night before her vacation ended. Turns out I took her virginity. 2nd was two dates then never met again. 3rd was a drinking buddy that i met on vacation. Dated the 4th for a month and had great sex. Kinda of miss cumming in her. 5th is current gf. Have to use a condom for sex with her, no birth control...
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>>664305721
Asian here and black girl were virgins, they gave their v cards to a stranger...
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>>664305721
dude i love you i did this shit for the longest time too :) every time they went to use my bathroom hah
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Any suggestions on how to start conversation?
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>>664305721
>>664305546
>>664305437
>>664305326
>>664305225
>>664304986

Thanks anon for these
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>>664305852
Pink haired girl invited me right to her place, it was like 1am... So the answer is some are easy as fuck, and others take a couple dates. Some of these girls I'm posting were from badoo btw
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seeking arrangement is much better... but only for richfags like me. high quality young hoes there
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>>664296552
What countries is everyone here from?
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>>664306411
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>>664306411
which is better
badoo or tinder?
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i'm a fat girl on tinder and i get a lot of matches with attractive men but not tons of messages.

they probably just swipe yes on everyone and only message the girls they actually find attractive

i've never met up with anyone though i'm too chicken. i'm a virgin
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>>664306645
moar
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>>664296016
I'm 4 or 5/10 and after 2 months of casual use I got a date with a 7/10. We've been dating for a few weeks and seems to be going well.
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>>664297203
40 min
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>>664296016
it works. i just usually brush most of the girls off because cbf.
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i fucked a trap once
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>>664296996
Dont just pick someone because they're hot. Be picky. Otherwise u meet shit people
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>>664306411
how big is your d? did she ask?
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>>664296016
>be me on tinder
>didn't got any match so i started to like every girl, even the ugliests ones.
>didn't got any match either
>i gave up
>got a match when i was about to uninstall
>she was really good looking
>she asked me if anybody has said before that i was good looking
>i said yes
>mfw she said it was lies and i was ugly as fuck
>never got any match after that
maybe is not that bad, maybe it was a troll, but outside tinder, my experience with girls isn't any different.
sorry for bad english m8s
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>>664307163
any more pics?
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>>664306565
Badoo has more features, that's how they're trying to compete. But just use both, that's what I do.
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>>664301221
No
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>>664297861
Sandler isn't funny enough to be called mediocre
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>>664305721
I wanna fuck that black hottie. What was the pussy like?
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>>664307268
No, even the dtf girls don't ask me that, and its a good size.
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will a 6 inch cock satisfy?
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>>664307526
She was a virgin, today was the second time fucking her. Pussy was alright, it hurt her a lot at first. Fuck is she clingy though, I don't really want to see her again.
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>>664307573
Nice, is that all you have?
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>>664307910
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>>664300215
underrated post
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>>664303353
the only thing that is more or less set in stone is a maybe, the rest of the list are things you can easily fix and even the face can be improved

the only person who made you sad was yourself, faggot

if you want better you can do better if not shut up and stay shitty
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>>664297301
dude isnt that guy the young milf fucker? dude is a stud
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I've fucked 2 girls after meeting on Tinder, and have had 2/3 others who were interested.

As long as your semi good looking and not a complete autist when it comes to talking to women you'll be okay
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>>664307526
Have some more
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OP's first problem is the Tinder pic with his grandmas
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>>664308340
Told her to go get me water just so I could film her getting back
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are you guys in the UK or US?
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>>664307761
underrated
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>>664297301
work out more and probably
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all of these girls posted are ugly as fuck

how could you even get hard with these hideous things in your presence
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>>664307276
Fucking lol. Im sorry man.
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>>664296016
https://youtu.be/yrbJ5QDotcM

It could be this faggot.. becareful!
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>>664308728
pussy is pussy u faggot
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I've had the highest rate of success on POF

Fucked some uggos in the process but that's just part of it. Pussy is pussy
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>>664308531
any of you fucking these little whores?
I have a bunch.
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>>664308728
I usually take three drinks and smoke a bowl
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where the fuck do you gjuys even live? There are no sluts here in canada
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>>664299971
Threaten divorce. I convinced her that I was checking out software features. :)
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>>664306730
this is what i do lol. Ive had a few talk to me but im dry to them so they usually get the message.

No offense but im not into fatties.
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>>664309036
australia.
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>>664308862
no get fucked cunt.
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>>664308728
hah virginfag detected.
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>>664309046
ive been fucking fats lately I think i need to staph
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>>664308865
>>664308862
Hivemind is truth

The hardest I've ever been fucked was by a 6' tall gap toothed chick that weighed 280lbs and had a serious underbite. She regularly drained me of every molecule of jizz
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>>664297334
Got any tips? How'd do you do it?
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>>664300188
dey lyin.
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>>664308340
That ass looks slappable, did you slap it? BTW downloaded badoo because of your godliness
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>>664308868
Only one let me filmed shit, did your girl know?
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>>664309352
why bother? there are plenty that are many 10-12 sized girls just as desperate.

A lot of girls tell me my profile looks fake though haha anyone else have that issue?
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my sister in law is a total slut bucket.

she uses it all the time. like at least twice a week she puts out.

i hope someone eats her
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I have been using tinder for the past 2 months or so. For me, it blows. I have probably swiped right on like 500+ girls. I probably swipe right maybe like 60%-70% of the time? I don't swipe right to fat bitches. I have only gotten 10 matches. Many of the girls don't respond much, or expect some prince charming to swoop by on a horse and pick them up to rule Far Far Away land.

I'm definitely not a bad looking dude, so I'm pretty sure the attractiveness factor isn't really a thing.
I just don't get matches much, the other problem too is that the ones I do match with are average. I think I'd be fine if I had more matches, but I never get any. I've messed around to test the software. I've made a couple accounts before to test the algorithm. I think there is a factor that rates you with a number. If you get a lot of matches, have long conversations with people, and don't swipe right to everyone, your rating will be a lot higher, and you will be shown to more people. If you swipe right to everyone, you will not get as many matches.

Also, I think the tinder plus premium shit probably gives you a lot more matches. I tried tinder a while back before that existed and I used to get a ton more matches. Since they came out with tinder plus I barely get any matches.
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>>664309716
where
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I find Tinder to work quite often.

I get a lot of matches (5-10 a day), and sometimes use a copy-pasted opener. I am not very good looking, and I am not very athletic, although I am quite slim.

I think by far that the most important is the first picture, and what it projects. In my first picture I'm putting on a nice smile, and it is a cropped version of a larger picture from some social setting.

Just show that you are relaxed and confident and happy, and if you want to get laid, try to sneek in some cheeky comments to the girls while chatting. If they bite on the hook, reel them in.

Got laid with two different girls last week, one of them was a complete godess.
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>>664298845
I have a tinder match who wants to go out tomorrow night. Toying with it, never been on a tinder date before. Married but would love a chat with a random girl.
what do?
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>>664309559
Ya man, cover more ground. And I did, she really loved doggie.
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>>664309582
none of the ones I've met let me even take a picture. i envy you.
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>>664301760
Virginia
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>>664309832
Divorce your wife, or don't meet the new chick.
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>>664309582
hah yeh they all knew, all these little things were just such fucktoys... i am the one who posted all the same girls in the bath
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>>664309897
That girl was the biggest nymph I've ever met... Was really into public sex, fucked in several parts and got spotted by kayakers once. Didn't give a shit.
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>>664309832
if the girl is worth ending the marriage then end it instead of risking it

I personally prefer to stay faithful if I bother to enter a relationship at least and I have not even married

you can have the fun you want without looking like an asshole
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small dick wins man, girls dont give a flying fuck as long as you can make them laugh :)
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>>664297301

dude just kill yourself, you got no hope
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hookup apps and dating sites have ruined casual sex

Used to you could pay a fatty a little bit of attention and they're on you're dick in two seconds because of zero self esteem. Now you have these apps and sites that any chick can go on and get attention from 40 guys a day just looking to fuck them. So it backfires and falsely inflates their ego because they now think they're desirable.

I remember in the late 90s when the internet craze was just starting up there was a local chatroom provided by my ISP. There were tons of filthy whores in there and I think I banged them all. Those days are past
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>>664309832
fuck her don't tell wife everyone wins
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>>664310473
You think that's a small dick?
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>>664302145
Did you go out on dates or did she bang you the first time? How long did it continue?
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>>664309894
Never even matched with a black girl and I want some dark meat pretty damn bad.
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only 6 inches feels pretty weak man
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>>664311326
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>>664308072
>Anon
>ID

RUSED
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>>664310790
i strongly agree
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>>664310219
wow, more?
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>>664310968
Still me, I'm the guy who posted all the creep pics. I match with all ethnicities. Prefer Asians and latina girls
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I am just home from a tinder date.
Ask me anything
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>>664310525
wow, what a dick. Poor kid just post a pic and you start being a cunt?
What do you look like?

pic related: fat.
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>>664311583
That's my cum on her ass
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>>664298083
This.
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>>664309046
What's the point of liking those girls then?

I never imitate messages anyway. I'm not gonna open myself up to rejection like that
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>>664296855
Still hasn't realised she has a dick
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>>664297334
I agree with this guy, I've fucked three girls on there. Then again, I think it depends mostly on where you live. Big cities like Chicago, New York, LA, etc. have great tinder population. It doesn't matter how ugly/attractive/not you are. Youll get matches if you're on there long enough, but even if you only bang 30% of them, you'll get to 100 matches relatively fast. You should be picky, but I would suggest having a couple of things you look for, where if she has x,y, or z, automatic match. For me, thats a nice short, tits, or big lips- then you can go off their bios. Not too long ago I saw one girl with fat titties whose profile said she was a slave to someone else, but she would be okay with having a sexual relationship if her master deemed it fit... I'm not sure if he did because I swiped right and still haven't gotten any tang, but here's hoping. Plus, cray cray bitches on tinder are horny af. I've gotten a dub from a girl just for hanging out with her, some dank ass weed too. Don't hate, if you really wanna just have a decent snarky/confident bio and you'll be fckn biddies often enough... Also, my age might be relevant. Im in college.
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>>664311829
10/10
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>>664310110
>>664310464
Cant divorce. Don't want to divorce anyway.

>>664310790
This anon is what I'm thinking.

She's a 6/10 ,max, not sure its worth it though
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>>664311647
What country are you in? Or are you in a large city? I'm in the outskirts of dayton ohio. Not exactly known for diversity
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>>664311704
did you fuck?
show us her pic
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>>664297492
underrated post
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>>664297301
im down for three way anytime
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I've been using tinder for about a year. For every 100 matches, I would end up having sex with 5-10 of them and it's obvious within about a day which of them that will be. There's no secret, mate. Just be you. Take a genuine interest in them and be polite but be aware that the vast majority of them want you to suggest meeting up. That's my experience anyway. Be confident and assertive but not a dick. Forget corny lines and shit as well. You might not be an Adonis....very few of us are. There is still a lot of action to be had.
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>>664303650
Really? My city isn't huge but there was a decent number of people. Haven't used it in almost a year though.

Make a fake Facebook and go through it again. I did that before.
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>>664312647
We made out alot and she teased me the whole time. She rode me with clothes on and was like not going to give it to you today. She is coming by tomorrow so I will definitelly get it then
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>>664306645
whats his name?
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Wat is >>664300000?
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>>664312588
I'm in a big city, we get lost of tourist girls and students. Pic was a French girl I used to bang earlier last year.
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>>664313028
>Really? My city isn't huge
Huge enough to fit into her pussy?
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Danish guy here.

I have had around 10 tinder dates. Meeting up for a coffee or a beer.
! resulted in a relationship lasting around 4 months.

1 bootycall. it was easy, but I have hundreds of matches, not many girls are up to having sex right away. If you just ask for it, you will have a low succes rate.
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>>664307276
Hahahahahah
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>>664309931
>what city
>virginia
...
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>>664301385

How do you hook up with single mothers? They don't have time to date, and I don't want to talk about or deal with their fucking children. Do you just pretend you didn't read that in their bio?
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>>664313352
That's a nice pic. Ffs. Props to the wins bro
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>>664299376
>is it a 50/50 male to female ratio or like 99/1 ashley madison ratio?
I want to know this too.
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>>664313651
Not the guy you're replying to but in my experience, single mothers make time. It also means they get to the point quickly. Sex on the first date etc.
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>>664313222
hah you fuck them fatties huh?
I like my girls thin and firm.
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>>664296016
oh christ she's wearing Jordans. went from like a 10 to a 6 quick
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>>664297679
This.
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>>664313893
Have some more friend
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>>664313028
>>664313461
Haha maybe, Buffalo NY you decide.
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>>664313978
someone fucking anser
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>>664297861
Fucking kek
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>>664314126
Bitch has money if she's got Js, could be a good thing
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>>664300188
Time to become a Muslim.
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>>664314377
I'm from Buffalo too! But I'm a fag and married to a dude.
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>>664314404
Just like any dating app + the fact that boys are less picky, girl will have a favorable ratio.

However you get to decide if you want to see only dudes, only girls or both. So if you're straight it just feels like sifting through piles of hot girls.
Plus the matching process require girls to at least look at your face so that's pretty efficient
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>>664296016
For me, it has. Don't buy into that top 10% bullshit, although that certainly helps. I'm an average looking dude of average weight, 5'10" and have gotten laid off tinder plenty of times. I think my beard helps a lot to be honest. But seriously, you may need to put in a little effort and be patient, but it works. And I'm not talking about settling for someone who's fat/ugly (unless you're into that), I'm talking about having sex with solidly attractive women.
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>>664314404
>>664313978
>>664299376
>>664299947

I find the fakes are easily noticeable, and get banned within hours. It's actually pretty good. There's a fucktonne of women on there but if they don't match you it doesn't mean they're fake they could either be offline/not swiping or not interested. Just join you faggots, it's literally nothing to lose, all to win
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>>664297301
You're not unattractive, but you look like Elliott Rodger and that could put some people off. The fact that you're making guns with your fingers definitely doesn't help either.
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>>664299376
I don't know what the ratio is, but there are PLENTY of girls. They might not match with you, but you won't feel like there are too few women on tinder.

Some are straight DTF, others wanna get to know you a bit first, still others are genuinely looking for relationships for some weird reason.
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>>664315030
>Just join
>literally nothing to lose
Groups of trolls are monitoring Tinder in my locality.
I don't fancy to become their target.

>Always some excuse to fail.
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>>664309803
>try to sneek in some cheeky comments to the girls while chatting

What do you mean by this?
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can vouch for it working if you live in nyc, look half decent, and is not a fucking autist like OP

I would imagine if you live in Nebraska your matches would be limited and thus making less chance to fuck broads.
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>>664315667
Seriously? Live a little man.
Reeks of tinfoil hat. You have proof of trolling happening? Or just assuming? Why would anyone troll you for being a normal guy? As long as you don't abuse/be beta you'll be fine.
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>>664315332
Highest time that women start to appreciate that Elliott Rodger look.
Haven't they learnt anything?
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>>664316092

Man, tinder in NYC must be fucking glorious.
Just outside London, UK here but i bet it no way compares.
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>>664296016
Depending on your country, Tinder definately works.
In Sweden I match with about 1/4th of all girls I swipe right. (There are so many hot girls, that I only swipe right on attractive ones and skip the uglies, unlike a lot of people here who just swipe right on everyone).
Girls rarely initiate conversations, but when they do it's almost guaranteed you'll get laid.
If you match with lots of girls but no one talks to you first, it isn't necessarily because you are unattractive. They are just waiting for you to talk to them first because girls love that stuff.

>You've got nothing to lose. Before Tinder I thought I'd suck at it, as I went home from clubs alone more often than with someone. Now I found out I could bang three or four different hot girls every week. It's a win in my book, lol
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Before you had limited matches, I legit had sex with about 3 or 4 girls a week. I was on a massive roll for about a year. The only time I ever took a break from that was when I got into a serious relationship and stopped fucking around. If I didn't have standards I could have probably fucked 20 girls a week easy.

That said, now that matches are limited, and I moved to a less populated/classier part of my city, I am lucky to bag 2 or 3 girls a month. Not great, better to meet girls irl now, as much as I hate it.
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>>664316345
In nyc there's polyamerous chicks, dommes, traps etc... Literally any type of girl, from total sluts wanting to fuck all the way to a female surgeon I met for drinks was 9/10 but asked the wrong question and was looking for a ring I did not call her back
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>>664307276
Shit that's harsh
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>>664298309
if shes hotter than u gtfo
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>tfw live in city of 500000
>tfw chances of matches are low

I wish i lived in nyc or LA with liek 30mill people
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>>664304251
Any advice?
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>>664300215
Well I like you. Well played.
>>
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>>664302823
I feel like older guys in their 30's have an easier time than say, a 19 or early 20 year old.

What do you think my chances are? I'm skinny (exercise every other day), pretty decent looking with a very friendly looking face I've been told, I'm 19 and I live on my own with my cat in a bachelor room apartment, getting a full-time job soon at a call centre. Currently working at Tim Hortons
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>>664316194
>Reeks of tinfoil hat. You have proof of trolling happening? Or just assuming?
I have a proof of local trolls monitoring Tinder. Whether they exploit this information? I don't know but why shouldn't they? I know at least two people personally who have been gangstalked online and offline with violent intents in the past. Although that was years before Tinder, there is no reason to think the present time is more civilised. No reports of such incidents in media yet? Tinder is a new-ish territory. Why be a pioneer victim? What is "learning from past mistakes" and "learning from mistakes of others"?

Another example not directly related to Tinder: hidden cameras in AirBnB appartments; AirBnB rapes.

Why wait until reports when it is something possible, easy to happen, inevitable and predictable? There is always lack of evidence at first. I don't like to base my safety on being reckless and hoping that I will be lucky. If it's physically possible, it's a matter of time before it happens.

>security by lack vs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_by_design
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I've had some pretty good experiences with it. Just have some good pics, be witty and friendly, don't try too hard. Tinder works if you use it right.
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>>664318258
>security by luck
Fixed.
Who misspelled my post, LOL.
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>>664318151
man don't say any of that shit to a girl on tinder. You make fucking jokes, be charming and complement them. Get their number so you can text then propose to meet up. Uglier girls are obviously easier. A lot of the hot ones are bots.

GO!!!
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>>664318258

Where do you live? I'm in London, England and I have nothing to worry about but simple bots. Where i'm sure there's gangs out there using it to lure guys out and rob them i wouldn't meet with anyone too keen.

Still, seems like hyperbole - just do it. it's fun.
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>>664318258 samefag here

>>664316194
I guess the safer way to use Tinder (as well as more prolific) is to emigrate for a few months to a big city for the purpose of sex.

But then, there's always a risk of Donald Trump deporting me...
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girl i fcked from tinder. tru story
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>>664318982
>Where do you live? I'm in London, England
At the moment in an eastern European shithole. I used to live in London before.
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you're all faggots most college age girls have no idea what they want from men or if they even like men. they're brainwashed into fucking anyone who meets the standards their mom gave them multiplied by the amount of sexual abuse her father gave her
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met my gf on tinder, i lucked out i suppose, been together for 9 months now
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>>664300830
>this jew
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I've banged probably around 9 chicks off Tinder, its solid if you know how to chat them up.
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>>664319417

Well that's understandable then, I imagine every girl on there being a diseased prostitute or a gang. My condolences.
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>>664299057
Wut? How?explain
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>>664318835
I've never looked at Tinder before, does it post to your facebook? I don't want my friends knowing I use it
>>
Met my fiance on there, so there's that.
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>>664320862
It doesn't. And even so, so what? All my mates and I show eachother our tinders and who we're SMASHING.
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>>664298438
What's the point of fakes though ? I know there a lot of fake accounts out there, but didn't really get the interest
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>>664307454
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>>664321690
God dammit I read this in Nigel's voice. Even with that nasally carry-on at the end of the sentence.

'Smmashiinnngggaa'
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>>664320457
Actually it's safer here than the UK in many ways. People are normal... pathologically normal. Everyone has same looks. I haven't been robbed here in 5 years. Meanwhile in London, someone broke into my flat every few months. Everywhere, except maybe Japan, the police "protects" only those who aren't vulnerable anyway.

But, once you become a target, you can't disappear here like you can in a cosmopolitan place.
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>>664321784
I didn't know Adam Sandler dated underage girls.
So hot!
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>>664321780
Adam Tindler?
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How do I use Tinder on Windows?
A Windows tablet is the only "mobile" I own.
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Downloaded this app a few days ago to see if I could meet anybody cuz I'm sick of being a virgin but it doesn't work. The app just says theres no network or something and shuts down. Anybody else having issues with tinder?
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>>664323515
try badoo
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this /b/ is 2slow4me
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i wish i can find a cam partner for chaturbate so we can make $$ fucking
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Y'all need to quit posting your sisters nudes and saying you got laid. Kill yaself
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>>664307039
Please post more of her.. that ass is my kryptonite..
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>>664324170
So rare...
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>>664323798
What's that?
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>>664297898
>we want the matrix of pussy and we want it now
kek
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I matched an amazing guy on tinder. we dated for over a year. hopefully I find my future husband now. but tinder guys are sometimes gross and thirsty
att. a girl
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>>664324925
bigger than tinder
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>>664296996
Lets fuck and get shwifty !
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New thread:
>>664325339
>>664325339
>>664325339

Sorry for shitty OP pic.
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>>664297301
Bam! Dunno how you're still typing and not fucking. Don't listen to these fucks. I'm straight and I wanted to fuck you.

Go get em tiger.
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Never met a single girl I matched with on Tinder.

I fucked two girls I met on Twitter though.

What up.
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>>664306730
How fat we talkin' here?
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>>664325043
Well thank you, I'll have to check it out then.
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