Canada thread
905 fag reporting in
also known as fake american thread
>>664048674
Looks like your in the wrong neck of the woods, eh?
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613 reporting in. Avril is my waifu
>>664049034
Stealing!
>>664049234
lmao what the fuck are these
>>664049397
Sometimes we gotta remind Canadas diaper where it really sits in the grand scheme of things, eh?
>>664049397
Images that show American cucks what it's like to be around superior Canadian cock>>664049397
519
>>664048371
fuck my sides, for a moment i forgot about ford
Oh, Canada!
506
It must suck living below the boarder, eh? All the smell of Canadas shit collecting in the diaper that is the US.
I feel bad you guys sometimes. Enjoy your lady Hilary or even worse, your leather faced Trump!
I guess the US education system is THAT bad. Those poor Yankees dont even know how to read and write!
>>664050175
Fuck! If either one of them hosers gets in the White House, the whole fuckin' country may as well just go an hero, eh?
>>664048748
I'm Canadian and that's not far off
Its ok. Just given you southerners a little poke in the ribs. You got the fat, Im sure youll all survive!
You guys are ok. Have a good day, [spoiler]eh?[/spoiler]
>>664049424
WHERE THE FUCK IS JOHN CANDY?!?
>>664049676
Me too ahahah
>>664050692
Looks like he'll never get any......
>>664051048
Dead.
>>664050495
I'd rather have Hilary than Trump.
But to be honest I'd rather have Obama say fuck you to the Constitution and become permapresident.
>>664047088
>canada
>>664051242
Terry Fox is dead yet they included him? What now, asshole?!
>>664051447
He should do exactly that.
>>664051697
As long as he still keeps in good shape. I liked it when he looked like the guy from the Old Spice commercials.
>>664051675
Okay. How about this guy? He's dead too.
>>664051447
I hope trump wins because I hate america
>>664051881
If Trump wins, America will probably be nuked the next day. By everyone. Even Canada. If we have any.
>>664051881
America would literally be a joke.
>>664052047
Unfortuntely I don't think mean words and angst y songs count.
>>664052237
Lol, I'm Canadian. What are mean words?
Can we turn this into an area code thread too?
250 Victoria here
typical canada-man
>>664052047
We'll just throw a bag of pucks at him.
>>664052745
Its kinda small for a canadian dude though.
>>664050016
Moncton here
604 Gibsons
>>664052939
nb here as well
>>664052047
Canada is listed as a country with no nuclear weapons but with the capability to manufacture a large amount of them in a small ammount of time.
>>664053515
Be afraid of the sleeping giant that is Canada.
>>664053515
Our local university studies and produces nuclear fissile materials and catalysts.
>>664053938
Chalk river?
519 reporting for duty, at work and thoroughly not enjoying it.
>>664055026
wat city? guelph here
>>664049362
This
>>664055280
Fuckin Tilbury of all places.
>>664055372
never even heard of it
>>664055523
not surprising its pretty a pretty shit town. bout an hour or so north of windsor and south of chatham.
>>664055466
519. Brantford. Good to see everybody wasting time on 4chan instead of doing anything productive. Well done lads. Carry on.
>>664055630
Windsor is basically the worst city in the country.
>>664056608
i dont disagree. too many fucking Americans coming over for our better drinking age. its better than fucking Detroit but you can tell the sickness is spreading.
>>664055900
>>664056533
check'd
>>664052657
Almost same. Vancouver though
>>664057467
Where were you when the riots started?
Hey northern /b/ros American here anyone in BC willing to take refugees if Trump wins? We just wanna survive the reich of Trump. Have mercy on our poor souls
>>664058166
Fuk that lol
>>664058166
Offer us fair prices for our resources and we'll talk about putting them into camps like the Ukrainians..
>>664058166
sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.
>>664058677
>>664058446
>>664058325
Please, we're begging you. I don't want to be gassed because I didn't vote for Trump. I'm in Washington state and I'm not an ignorant fuck.
I'll bring food you don't get there!
>>664058677
>sorry, you guys made the wrong choice.
Only 39.4% voted Liberal in the last election . They made the wrong choice .
>>664059772
Support election reform like runoff voting so we don't get 40% mandated dictatorships anymore. Harper got a majority with 33% of the vote too.
780 here. Taking a shit
>>664059772
>still defending this piece of shit
im not saying Trudeau is perfect or anything, but does no one remember 2006 and the fact that 2 conservative senators are in fucking jail for going wayyy over the election campaign budget? harper was a fucking dickhead.
>be me
>dislocate shoulder
>go to hospital
>they fix it
>I go home and recover
mfw it didn't put me in debt for the next 3 years.
>>664060592
b-but hur hur the lines are so long hur hur
ide so much rather pay 10'000$ for a stitch than wait an hour for a free kidney transplant.
>>664061007
ha ha okay friend.
You probably also pay employees to let you skip the lines at McDonalds when you do your grocery shopping.
>>664061388
im understanding now that mocking sarcasm is harder to pull off via text.
>>664062065
ah sorry eh, sometimes its hard to filter