Why is it that everyone loves a jap girl for cutting shit with a katana, but everyone laughs at fedora lords when they cut water bottles?
They literally do the same fking thing.
i mean just look at it!! Who the hell cant cut stuff with a sword?
>webm related go watch it
acctually there is more to it then that. They look at the angle and depth of the cuts to see if they are swinging the sword correctly. Its about form for the martial art not some autistic neckbeard randomly slashing at shit.
1 Notice that this is a. Upward strike. Much harder than random downward blow.
2 The ratan does not fall apart at the first blow. Her cut is true and straight without changing angle or speed through the ratan.
3 The second cut is above the first. She cuts cleanly through the ratan even though it is not supported above the original cut.
I'd be pretty thrilled with myself if I pulled this off.
fags love it when dchinks do it because they love those slit eyed, identical little subhuman things. They admire their backwards pathetic 'ulture' and dream of being them.
The fags in white skin that do it are just acting out their admiriation for these creatures and it's fucking cringe.
And ladies, it ain't culture. It's fucking gay. You don't see Englishmen riding horse back crusading or ameritards colonising woodland and mating with their sisters.. oh wait. bad example.
Scandis haven't gone Viking in fucking years. Culture is bullshit for losers who fear their weak society is fading.
Samurai were absolutely hard as fuck though, read "Hagakure" by Yamamoto Tsunetomo. Mentally, the very best samurai had Terminator-level determination, this was helped by applying knowledge of Buddhism to their task
It's an Asian doing an Asian thing. It makes sense and it's not pathetic. Also, when a cute (or at least not ugly) girl does something, it's generally not pathetic, but when an ugly fat awkward fedora'd gentleman with social anxiety does that same thing, it's going to be inherently pathetic.
It's how we judge people, fag. Get over it.
Watch Rashomon for a different perspective. History belongs to the victor, which is why americans gets parades thrown for them after they've been abroad killing women and raping kids.
I have, and read 'roshomon' as well. Notice I mentioned the 'very best' samurai as having this level of mental control. Also notice kamikaze behavior in WW2, this feat of mental discipline is not directly related to ethics. Sorry for being so autistic in my response. And I hope you've read Hagakure, it's fucking excellent.
i am not an expert by any stretch of the imagination, but the cutting shit is just to impress people.
the difficult part is learning how to move with the sword.
source: girlfriend has an 2dan in i-ai-do
That girl is cute.
Fedora lords are ugly nerds no one would touch with a ten feet pole.
Remember all those stories about how it's what it's inside you that counts? All made up bullshit not make you feel good about your ugly self.
Welcome to the real world anon, enjoy your stay.
name one revolting militia than won a military engagment on full scale?
and what have you helmets attempted since ww2? other than fucking dogs, eating sausages every day and being the central hub for faggotry bullshit in the EU?
Wank economy, wank culture, wank army, wank policies. Bunch fo fags.
No nation on earth has ever accomplished as much as England.
Other nations have had a century or two of greatness, none have lasted as long is this tiny, but incredible island nation.
Suck my kipper.
>Who the hell cant cut stuff with a sword?
A lot of people, to be fair. Proper edge alignment requires practice: misaligned edge makes your sword act as an inferior version of a club.
Yet I'm the one with reading problems...
Face value. A common fucking phrase used to describe the literal meaning of a sentence you retarded fucking twat.
Drink bleach before you accidentally reproduce.
All swords are useless.
Polearms > swords
But there is a gun as sexy as a poleaxe?
Massive edgelord faggots.
You lose fag.
Get fucked with your little toys
See pre-egyptian global civilization.
Remember your past you fucking pathetic excuse for a human.
This goes for anyone reading the comment.
We already knew most of the bullshit about how we're on a round planet and we float through space, we mapped the fuck out of it too. All about... 90-100 thousand years ago.
Suck a dick. Do the research. Do one better. Go and see the sites each seperately and take your own fucking photos for comparison evidence.
Shit went down, we forgot the more important points of the civilization because we needed to regroup and start getting food/shelter again after nearly everything but the huge megalithic sites were destroyed.
Go eat some shrooms in the woods. Figure it out. If not, suck my dick and don't complain you lower life form.
Lol, fucking hilarious. What's even better was all them claiming to have not eaten any
> implying you can shoot straight with the sun reflecting off my armor into your glasses
Troll posting, but I'll rate 8/8 cause you made me respond.
Firstly, watch this webm, she slashes at it once, it stays standing, she slashes again cutting the top half in two; then watch any fedoranon swing at water bottles or milk jugs: they can barely make it through plastic let alone use actual techniques. One video I remember the autist in question stabs the gallon jug before slashing; katanas weren't meant for stabbing, though they can.
This leads me to my next point, the difference in knowledge of the weapon of choice. She clearly knows how the katana is used, they do not. Short point, but yeh, whatever.
Last point, she's using an actual katana. Her blade has actually been tempered, folded, crafted, etc. They get knock off katanas that are either replica weaponry or mass manufactured in a factory; meaning the blades are dull nor are they balanced.
TL;DR, she's not a faggot like fedoranons
>But there is a gun as sexy as a poleaxe?
What were you saying about historical weapons, pussy?
That's a captured Nazi Hi Power in case you couldn't tell
Is it also pathetic when Asians do things whites normally do? I mean like go to Starbucks, wear Doc Martens, and watch Sherlock.
No one defeated the Romans, their armies were so badass they weren't even allowed in Roman.... Those fuckers went so hard the only people who could defeat them was themselves; and that's exactly what happened
Thinking id risk losing a fight in open ground
Stressed? Why the butthurt?
OP, you are a fedora-tipping ham-pig, aren't you?
Being an autistic blob of flabby shit, swingin around a $40 metal toy to whack water bottles in the backyard, and posting their lame triumphs on youtube - pretending to be a samurai expert - is NOT the same as what the jap chick is doing. It's not even in the same world as you hammy.
Backyard waterbottle whacking is NOT "Tameshigiri". Tameshigiri is actually a bonafide martial art that takes years to get to that level of precision. Also, the sword / katana ... (ffs don't emphaize the second syllable of "katana" - you sound like an ignorant retard when you do - hell don't even use the word "katana" ever again for that matter) ... that she is using (let's just call it a tachi) costs more than your autistic flabby hambeast life is worth.
-The skill is worlds apart.
-The sword is worlds apart.
-She is worlds apart.
And no hampig fedora-tipping backyard water-whacker will ever be on the OP grills level. Ever.
tl;dr - OP is a dick-sucking faggot, and can't tell the difference between autistic backyard cutters, and Tameshigiri.
I'm willing to financially back the competition. I have money, and land. I will fly you and that anon to my location so you two can duel. I'll record the whole thing for /b/ as well.
As someone who has lived in Japan, let me tell you now. There's more respect and honor to be had in watching someone who knows the art and history of the blade they swing. They watch for precision, they also know their stance, and when it is critical to strike. Neckbeards however, just happen to buy the blade with no former knowledge of the art of swordplay let alone the history that developed behind the reason they came to be. One is praised for their skill and discipline, the other is shunned and shamed because of their disrespect of a culture they think they only know through anime.
Another weaboo!! Those stupid japs whith their stupid folkloristic shit. it's just stupid wiping with a stupid blade. there is nothing mystic about it. swordfighting is outdated guys. You are some escapist, nostalgic losers
They're different things. I can't believe I'm having to explain this.
Melee weapons became trivial when stronger bows were invented
A full plate cant stop an uranium-tipped nuke-arrow such as the one Rambo Wachowsky used in Vietnam against Russian's full plate faggot platoon and the mechas
I guess it's the same as everyone loving japanese girls eating shit, while a fedora neckbeard consuming feces is simply revolting.
All that "it's their culture hurr durr not ours" shit, though - it's just that, shit. It's for the people who go abroad, watch scammers performing their most retarded gimmicks to idiot tourists and are all like "ohhh much culture".
Mastery of a weapon, a craft, a sport or whatever needs to have fuck all to do with what culture it's from.
Deep down a neckbeard wielding a katana on video is really no different than a hipster doing whatever's hip at the moment. It's a social thing. Nobody will believe such a person would be into something out of genuine enthusiasm and as such view the action with a noticeable cringe. The fact is, you need to be autistic or otherwise somehow fucked up not to let social acceptability lead your choices.
Naw dude, the difference is samurai girl is a cutie. Fat fedora'd neckbeards are not cuties.
The lesson to take from this is, be cute and female. Don't be fat, ugly and male. That's the secret to keeping whatever it is your doing from ending up as op in a cringe thread.
Are you salty? As in fat, greasy, sweaty and oozing tears out of your face from a case of butthurt, "salty"? Did that post give you anal prolapse? Do you need to fill out a Butthurt Report?
Let me clarify something for you, I'm half Japanese, You say there is nothing mystic to it, and sure there may not be as in the end it's just another blade. sword fighting is outdated in first world countries, granted it's not a common thing it's still around. It may not be what it was back then as it is today, but it's more a meditational art that pays homage to those before you who haven mastered that art. I wouldn't expect someone as narrowminded as you to comprehend that, but have you ever once considered learning about it? Actually made an attempt to educate yourself on the art, or do you generally just don't care about the history of another culture besides your own?
I'm sorry, but could you guys please stop to perpetrate this propaganda of Chads?
Katana are very manly and I can't understand how anyone would think it's a good idea to give one to a woman.
Also, never make fun of people with skills in Japanese swordfighting, they might act up.
Anal prolapse: confirmed
Here's your butthurt report to fill out and file to The Office of No One Gives a Fuck