Waifu claiming thread
simple and understandable rules:
>claim your 2D-waifu
>share artwork of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Eu claimed. Still the most Cutest waifu here.
She is, medically, a mess. Bruises and small-to-large incisions line a slender arm and leg, bandages braided around and around the afflicted areas. She has a beauty mark under her left eye, but that’s a mark Hajime admires, unlike her many injuries that worry him sick. Long, uneven hair grows, boundless, from her head, cut up at all angles like her timid and mishandled soul. And inside her beautiful shell is fear, and all manner of nervous disorders.
Mikan Tsumiki claimed.
It's way to early for me.
Why the fuck am I awake.
We still need to go lewder.
what time is it where you are pun-kun?
Why are all the RWBY fags from Burgerland?
9:30 in the morning, but I worked until about 3:00 AM last night.
Don't know, couldn't be arsed to care.
What job do you have?
Nep-nep best girl!
Let the bad thoughts flow through you.
I'm not sure you know how depraved my desires are.
I'm pretty sure that ERPing was killed by the new avatarfagging global rule.
Also, Alipheese claimed.
The Dairy Queen has been reclaimed. Come and get your free Ice Cream.
Just let your most inner desires run free.
Welcome back milk-kun!
Nothing much really only just started the thread.
Sounds like a very boring job.
Yay free ice-cream!
It's not really boring, so much as It's fucking horrible the amount of Bullshit I have to put up with.
My inner desire is to see my waifu as a sticky mess with near a dozen loads in her.
That's you're problem, though its what I'm looking at probably having to do considering apparently fucking nobody wants to hire.
Do you get a lot of asshole customers then?
I know, I know, Looking for a new job though.
Hoping to find a Machine shop that's willing to hire me.
Not assholes, just people who don't know how fucking hard it is to be taking an order, getting their change, all while making sure their food gets to them, and not the guy two cars ahead.
>Not banned anymore
Why did you got banned?
Shit what? Lost your medical license?
I'm just looking for a stocking job or something like that where I don't have to interact with people really. Wouldn't be this way if the damn fire department hadn't upped their required age to enroll.
"Garbage outside of /b/", aka jews getting fanny flustered.
manditory claim of c2
QUESTION OF THY THREAD: who was the last band you listened to?
mine: twenty one pilots
Nah, we were near death, for a moment.
Working on getting a texture going. Gonna' make a Mikan dakimakura for Garry's mod.
Tool, still listening to them actually.
I would love a job like that.
And Ice Cream~!
Hey! Yea, I somehow managed to stomach it.
It got a little better towards the end though. Solid 4/10 + extra credit for the bersercar.
Ahoy, wie war der Sonntag?
It's this yuri music thing, isn't it?
I have a very wide range of odd assortments of music.
Basically anything but Rap and pop.
What ever makes you and your waifu happy I guess.
So I'm sitting at my desk rewatching Steins;Gate and i thought: "Time travel is such a pain in the ass. Only a masochist would willfully try and write one and solve every continuity issue."
early stuff or not?
in my oppinion they have been getting shitter every year
I can't even remember, probably Gorillaz.
Yeah but apparently you need more than just arms to be allowed to lift stuff and put it on shelves at some places. Retarded.
I saw them live and they were pretty good, it was really cool singing bohemian rhapsody with 25,000 other people.
Shame there'll never be a season 2.
I'm guessing I liked it a lot more for being more into the fandom.
The only thing I could think of when playing life is strange was "Steins;gate handled this so much better".
Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
It's gotta be,
The blotter got right on top of me,
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes.
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down.
This is so real.
Like the time Dave floated away.
See my heart is pounding,
'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Taihou-chan report in, I must know how the studying and exams are going?
It's my birthday, 25, anyone want to read a chapter or two of Fran for me? Just one?
its fun to fantasize
Taihou-kun reporting! After sinking some ships with Tenryuu-chan's Admiral, Taihou's is going at it!
Miia-chan, you have internet again! We summon thee!
Happy 25th birthday Anon-kun!
Just make sure you don't over work yourself and not to get to stressed about it!
There's an infestation in my mind's imagination,
I hope that they choke on smoke 'cause I'm smoking them out the basement,
This is not rap, this is not hip-hop,
Just another attempt to make the voices stop,
Rapping to prove nothing, just writing to say something,
'Cause I wasn't the only one who wasn't rushing to sayin' nothing,
This doesn't mean I lost my dream,
It's just right now I got a really crazy mind to clean.
Nah, I didn't understand a thing you said,
If I didn't know better I'd guess you're all already dead,
Mindless zombies walking around with a limp and a hunch,
Saying stuff like, "You only live once."
You've got one time to figure it out,
One time to twist and one time to shout,
One time to think and I say we start now,
Sing it with me if you know what I'm talking about.
Thank you Eu-chan! Ehehe, Admiral is happy!
Sure, Admiral would give it a try, but only after he finishes his studies...
Happy birthday Fra-chan!
(Post smiles for fran-anon's birthday?)
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed!
Happy birthday! Yeah, why not?
I won't stay in the thread today, I'm starting to watch RWBY, so see y'all tomorrow
Kind of, was woken up early and have a headache, procrastinating something I need to get done.
Nope still here just playing through a game.
I'll keep that in mind. Weiss looks cool tho
I finally have my internet back
Well, then don't die pls
Snek-kun welcome back friend, how was your vacation from the internet?
Boring thank god I was able to chat with Taihou
And I got sick
Welcome back fellow demi-humanlover.
I was changing my internet for faster one like 2 week's ago
Metro 2033. There was a PSN sale for both Metro games for 9 dollars. Pretty good deal.
I think my teeth are about to fall out from watching Hanamaru kindergarden, more diabetes inducing than dr pepper.
Welcome back Snek
Both the metro games are fantastic.
Hi how are you?
Hope you get better soon! was the new internet worth the wait?
You never call.
I played both....i was slighty disappointed of 2033....but that's just because i read the book before (which is way better btw)
How are you how much did I miss?
Yea it's much better I am happy I changed it
Have a headache because I was woken up early and my room is cold as balls but other than that nothings really going on.
Will I ever regain my honour?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be handed over to me this very instant.
Not much, not much at all.
Just went out to lunch, love me my Philly cheese steaks
Also thanks everyone who wished me happy birthday!
Well at least nothing bad is happening
How did you survive with the internet for so long? I don't think I could last that long.
I'm having fun with the first one, can't wait to try out the other one.
What are some of the differences between the book and game?
I only got double dubs, so Fran is safe
That's a nice pic >>663865343
I just finished the new Episode of RWBY.
Someone stop the tears.
Simple I were able to chat with Taihou and other friends
(I see we are going lewder with every pic)
Nice to see a new face around
Nice to meet you
Of course! Waifus and husbandos are always welcome!
female here, have husbando
fucking love that guy (from "I cant understand what my husband is saying")
Rip Penny ;_;
Well it's great to have you back snek-kun!
We must go even lewder.
Tits or gtfo
You won't beat me in the lewdness contest Eu!
Fuck of Randy and show your tetes
Penny is like, my third favorite.
She better come back as like, a Dreadnought or something.
Or else I'm gonna flip my shit.
I was telling it to Eu ;•;
But I am pleased
It's not really a contest when it's obvious I'll win snek-kun.
You must go even lewder Taihou-chan.
Admiral got coffee on Taihou's spats so Taihou had to remove them.. l.. lewd enough...?
She will purge the best in the name of the god emperor of mankind
I can Imagine it now.
Someone needs to write a fanfiction of this.
As lewd as it gets.
This is how to do it kids
Excuse me bitch?
Top quality shit right here.
N..no more lewd... please...