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My friend's ex-wife wants me to fill her with sperm, literally.
>have friend >he and wife get divorced >it is not an amicable divorce >they use me as a go between even though I never really knew her that well >they both talk smack about the other in texts to me >I pretty much ignore it >recently she asked me if i had ever gotten anyone pregnant >I didn't answer the question, but asked her why she wanted to know >she said that they never used contraception and she never got pregnant >she got herself checked and the doctor said she's good to go egg-wise >she asked me if I would like to try to get her pregnant >never stick your dick in crazy
>be me, 5 years old >my favorite uncle starts grooming me as his sexual plaything. >he would rub my pussy over my clothes and put his hands in my pockets, bounce me up and down in his lap playing "horsey", shit like that. >he was my favorite uncle because he gave me a dollar every time he saw me >i became the youngest prostitute in my family
>>663793564 >continued for several years until i was about 10 >uncle started openly groping me when he and i were alone >he liked pulling my nipples and sliding his hand down the front of my pants >one day he told me he wanted to play a "secret grown up game" >kept telling me i was his favorite and that if i loved him, i would put his dick in my mouth >sour pennies
I murdered dozens of small animals in increasingly gruesome ways as a teenager. Gradually tapered off. I haven't intentionally killed anything in 8 years. I no longer want to, and the idea of causing pain to anything, in any way, is upsetting to me.
>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam. >In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. >In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. >when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. >worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony > made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa >dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. >all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>663796138 Eh, I tried to psychoanalyze myself. Came to the conclusion that it gave me some sense of control in my life, to be a merciless god to tiny helpless beings. Who fucking knows. I didn't even have the excuse of a shitty home environment. Just a mentally fucked social reject.
>gf breaks up with me >lose my shit like beta faggot >beg her to take me back >no success >try every beta trick in the book to get her back >begging, presents, stalking, etc. >one weekend she's staying at her parents' house while they are away >watch her house >know she's alone >sneak into house >get into bed with her >she starts to freak, but not too bad >she knows its me >begs me to stop >fuck her anyway >after it is done she lays there not making a sound >won't talk to me, but let's me fuck her again >go home in morning >realize i fucked up >scare myself into a frenzy >think every squeak is the cops coming to my door >days then weeks pass >never hear anything about it >didn't contact her once i still feel bad about it, but i has been a few years so i think i have got away with i.
>>663796623 >sucking him off while my dad is at work becomes routine for a little while >occasionally he would strip me naked and beat off onto my pussy >he always told me i was his favorite, and he always gave me a dollar >continued like this until i was around 12 >he started fingering me and talking about how good my pussy would feel if he put his dick inside me. >one day, he tries to push it in >i freak out >beg him to stop >he gets scared and gets dressed really quick >he leaves just a few minutes before my dad came home for lunch >never tried anything with me again
another secret: I'm not sure, looking back on it, if it would have been an entirely unpleasant experience. I almost wish he would have tried again.
>fucked my best friends wife after my wife and I split up in our minivan between the child seats >fucked so many hookers I lost count (streetwalkers and backpage whores) >I love barebacking with the whores. If they dont want to bb, I can deflate my erection just enough to loosen the condom, then jam it in and start pounding the whore so that the rubber comes off in her pussy. Works every time. >I got Gonorrhea a few months ago. Felt the burning, so I made sure to go see 4 different whores and spread the love :) >when any of the whores express any kind of pain while we are fucking, my cock becomes diamonds and I pound their pussies as hard as I can
>>663795885 >>I would go to your work a little before you got off. I would park near your car, and masturbate slowly while I wait for you to come out. >>I finally see you. My heart is pounding, I'm so nervous about what I'm about to do. >>I grab you from behind and cover your mouth so nobody can hear you scream as I shove you in the back of my car. >>I forcefully rip your shirt off to reveal a sexy see-through bra. I wonder if you had plans tonight; if you were supposed to be fucking some other guy instead. >>Sorry, tonight you're mine. >>You struggle as I wiggle off your pants, but you're practically defenseless against me. It's almost cute how you think you can stop me. >>I have you down to just your thong. You have a look of defeat on your face as I pin you to my car seat with one hand, while I get my dick ready to penetrate you. >>You're soaking wet. Does she like this? >>With the tip of my dick pressed firmly against your tiny slit, you beg me to stop, but the look in your eyes says otherwise. >>I thrust into you with everything I've got. >>You scream. Nobody hears you. >>I pound away at your tiny teenage pussy until I just can't hold it any more, then I grab you by the hair and guide my dick to your lips. >>I can tell you love the way you taste on my dick as I fuck your throat, finally blowing my load balls deep. >>Once I'm finished using your little slut body, I kick you out of the car. >>I realized that you've sent yourself a text message from my phone when you send a sexy selfie of your freshly fucked pussy, with the caption: >>"Same time next week?"
>>663798354 well, it kinda fucked me up a little. for a long time i resented him for it. i never told anyone in my family. he was my dad's oldest brother and had practically raised him after my granddad shot himself. i knew that would cause serious drama in my family that i wanted no part of. my uncle died a few years ago. after he was gone i finally let go of some of the hate and started working out some of my other feelings.
i was never attracted to my uncle, per se, but the dynamic of an adult man taking advantage of a little girl really turns me on. i'm very fortunate in that my boyfriend will sometimes indulge me in a little roleplay. I try not to ask for it too often though, because i know it freaks him out a little.
>>663798616 I have a recommendation for you. Change your scenery. Leave your state or area of residence for at least a few months. It is far easier than you think it might be. It helps you really find out what matters in your life. Any job you can't take a leave of absence from isn't a job worth keeping. You can always drop everything and become a truck driver and make plenty of money. You can find a job cleaning offices or airports. Life is only short when you're enjoying it. Otherwise it just drags on in a funk forever. Would you rather have a (seemingly)short happy life or a (seemingly) long painful one?
>be me 10 years old >really wants sum hot cheetos >can't take it any more >goes to my mom's room while she is cooking >find her purse next to her bed >takes $10 >scared shitles's >walks outside my mom asks me where I'm going >I said to friends house >she sais ok >I jet to the nearest 7/11 buy sum hot cheetos >I notice I have more than enough to get something else >buy a fucking voltage mtn dew best shit ever >I finish everything and throw the bag and the bottle in the alley as I walk home >never felt a shit ton of acceleration in my life >I have never stole anything from my parents ever since
My 16 yo neighbor started using me as a cum dump when I was 9 and it continued till he went off to college two years later. I have a girlfriend now but I will still fap to cocks that remind me of his from time to time.
>>663799448 i think so. i think i'm fairly well-adjusted all things considered. i'm not addicted to crack or sucking dick under a bridge somewhere. i definitely don't hate my uncle anymore. i've just let go of all the negative emotions that i associated with him and what we did.
I've never done any kind of gay thing, but i fap to traps, futa, shemales etc., and i've been really curious about trying out sucking dick, and i came this close to cheating on my girlfriend of 7 months with a dude i met online. i just wanted to suck his dick, but i couldn't. i feel awful about it.
>be 60 >be horny >press life alert button >"help i'v fallen and i can't get up" >hold on sir we'll send someone to assist you >hot young nurse comes in >im sitting in bed >point to my saggy balls n dick >"help i've fallen and i can't get..my dick up" >she blows me >i died >currently in heaven postin this >lifes good >wake up >23 year old loser again >meh >bored >gonna go eat now
>>663799901 Question: If it had been possible for him to approach you without the coercive aspect and fear of discovery that made him run like hell the moment you showed resistance, do you think it would gave been such a negative experience?
I do not condone in any way, especially as it's clear he was purely abusive, that is, after his own satisfaction and not yours. I'm just curious what you feel was the source of the most negativity you feel from the experience
I cheated on my (now ex) girlfriend for a while with a girl I used to be with. She never found out. Now the girl I cheated WITH and I are together, and we've been getting into a car sex kick. Thing is, we go to this church parking lot to do it, this parking lot happens to be on the same street as the girl I cheated on. This parking lot also happens to be where me and the ex would do this same thing all the time. My now gf would probably kill me if she found out that this wasn't just "our thing", and my ex would probably kill me if she found out I cheated on her. There, a double secret.
To begin, I masturbated at work. Yup, don't blame me.
My girlfriend decided that sending me an exposed picture of herself was a good idea. Like any other straight man, a naked picture of your SO gets you a tad frisky. In combination with the animal urge I also needed a shit so thought I could kill two birds with one stone.
The bathroom I went to has two cubicles and three urinals. I take my seat in the first cubicle and when the coast is clear, do my business. I. SPUNKED. A LOT. I'm not talking your ickle dribble, I'm talking volcanic eruption. I cleaned up as best as I could and buttoned up my trousers. As I was leaving and washing my hands I passed one of my senior managers, a nice bloke but stern. We greet each other as we pass and I walk off, checking my phone until he rushes back out of the bathroom and says to me with no subtlety whatsoever, "WHAT IS THAT MESS?"
I freeze and accompany him as he walks me back into the toilet and asks which cubicle I was in. I realised I could get out of the sticky situation and replied that I was in the second cubicle. He drags me to the second cubicle where someone had previously been and had there was smeared shit on the toilet ring with a puddle of piss on the floor.
TLDR - Sticky situation turns shitty real quick.
I should add I cleaned up my jizz perfectly; I just froze and thought I hadn't.
>be bi >beta >realized when i was 16 >cant find anything because beta >dont know many people >dont plan on getting to know more >turn 21 >realize ive wasted the time where i looked cute with playing vidya games >feel bad about being into 16+ year olds because people could think im a pedophile >go to bed every night thinking about a qt BF >tfw no qt bf
>be 4th grader >meet cool 5th grader who got bitches >man he's so kewl >mentions how he wants new rollerblades >steal 100 dollars from my mom >give it to anon >buys new blades >passes by in his new badass blades later that day >here's the change anon thanks >put change back in moms purse >she obviously notices money missing >deny deny deny >principal calls my house wants me to see her next day >dumbass anon is helping principal that morning and money falls out of his pocket >she questions where he got it >rats me out >get in deep shit >mom threatens to burn my hands on stove >never steal again
>>663800503 i'm not sure. i think i always had a vibe that what he was doing was wrong. he would always wait until we were alone, and he made me promise not to tell anyone, or bad things would happen. i kind of got the idea that if other people knew, that he (I?) would be in trouble. i'm not sure if that's where my negative feelings started or not, though.
>>663801526 dk how shed feel about me taking a pic of her for strangers online, plus id rather her not even know im talking about us at all, as secrecy is the key to our relationship. also, footfags are weirdos.
>>663801257 Not really much to it. Started with the half sister. Mostly just fooling around that escalated. Mom was much more fun. Spent the night getting drunk at my place. We talked about our sex life and what not. Bragged a bit on how good I was in bed. She was interested, and things went from there. Screamer too.
Ended up fucking some chick in a park while i was drunk, the thing is that i didn't concent to it and neither did she, she came onto me like a fucking lion, I'm trying to still figure out if i was rape. It was fun though, i made her eat my dick all the way to the base, making her choke on it and fucked her in the ass, then back to her pussy. I can't remember how long i fucked her but it felt like a long time, didn't come, she was making all these different sounds. I could her her pussy slap with a really wet sound, and i can remember she told me to stop when i stuck it into her ass, but I didn't for alittle then switch to her pussy.
our friends over the other side of the park started calling our names so we had to get dressed quickly and to pretend nothing happened.
>Be me >Be a young child >Love small reptiles and amphibians >Have a lot of toads in backyard >Sneak out at night and catch one >>Bring it into house and torture them (I didn't kill any of them on purpose though. I would like read a book with sitting on my chest. If it tried to escape, I would through it against the wall or floor.) >Tie it's arms and legs together so it couldn't move >Put it in small, closed space >Put one in my mouth one time >Sometimes sexually harass the poor things >Did it about 10-12 times, started feeling bad >Stopped doing it
I caused about a million dollars worth of damage to the machinery of a large factory I worked at, put about 200 people out of a job when the parent company decided it was cheaper to rebuild in Mexico. Nobody ever figured out how the oven and forge got turned on and left running all weekend unattended and with no working stock. But I know. I know.
>faked my whole livestory for the last few years >act like im an alpha who fucked about two thousand woman >lie to everyone i know at work and most of my "New" friends when talking about myself >everyone thinks im an alpha-fucker >girls at work are all flirty with me because they believe my Bullshit storys about my so called "past" and fall for my faked personality >guys think I'm cash as shit >even met a girl with all this >lied to her 24/7 because i had to hold my constructed self up >cuddled, kissed, had sex for about an year >she was my first with all of that but she will never know >she thinks im a alpha-2000-woman-before-fuckmachine >felt extremely guilty the whole time >had some kind of relationship the past year with her >I really like her and want to threat her good >have to lie to her all the time >at the very beginning she said that the only thing which really hurts her is, when someone lies to her >cant stop lying because if i do so and tell her the truth she will be shattered >every lie i tell her hurts myself
>other girls at work are still all flirty with me >two said that they want to have sex with me >one is pre-married
>Mfw i can never reveal the truth about myself to anybody because i'm lying about myself for a good two or three years now and everyone thinks that im a person which is a fucking construct of lies
>be me 14 years old >have a 16 year old brother > was horny one night >so I take the laptop that everybody uses >go to bathroom search for porn >jerk it >finishes >puts laptop where it was >next morning mom uses the laptop >she looks at the history because she deleted the tab >sees porn on search engine >FLIPS THE FUCK OUT >yells at my brother because they suspect him of searching porn for his age >he gets grounded for a month from the laptop >I go to my room and start laughing until I almost piss my pants
>>663802704 17 or so with my half sis. 22 with my mom. They both regret it, but for different reasons. My sis just wants to forget. My mom swears she "ruined" me. Been trying to get her to understand that I actually wanted it, and had for quite a while. Hoping for another session.
i flooded a sewer system with industrial strength glue used to stick the rubber down to running tracks. it was 250 gallons of glue i think. huge pallet sized tank of it. i read in the paper a week or some later that it was in the tens of thousands of damage. i felt bad. still do.
>>663794191 Be le me >19 yo fag >In another city for college >Studies go down so oficially a dropout >Back at mom´s house >Parents yells a lot >Left home, new city, first real job, renting a small, but nice house, saving for a car, things were really well i believed >Fired from work, no more jobs to anybody without skills, studies or some training. >Shit what to do, savings aren´t that much >Spent all money, no more for rent, o buy any shit >Alone in the streets >Bathing maybe once in a week, if not less >Eating from dumpsters, Salvation Army,clothes became rags, didn´t have a haircut in months. So basically i was a homeless for about six months, then i returned to my famly´s house, found a new job and restarted uni, but fuck >Still remember my homeless days when i was a dirty, smelly bum.
>>663803668 could be both. i think kids really cant handle sexual contact before they at least 14, after that maybe but before generally your just not ready, and society enforces that. not sure if its wrong or naw but i don't personally think kids should have to be exposed to "bad touch". i don't think they like it.
Had major crush on a girl for well over a year. Was rejected early on bit I was hung up, she ends up getting a boyfriend. Feelings for her go away until just recently, now all I want to do is fuck her till my hearts content to lose my virginity and have a sex marathon for over 7 hours
Ever had a daddy outside of bedroom play? I have two little daughters at the moment and both like me to read them bedtime stories and play games with them as well as teaching them grownup stuff. It's kind of cute, but we also speak normally too. It's not always on, just it's on for stuff other than sex.
My best childhood friend who are the same age as me fyi, sucked my dick when we were five, saying that he's gonna show me "something". Since then I'M a social outcast, slightly mentally damaged , but sane. for some reason I didn't gone crazy. I was always depressed and I always feel that I dont belong to this world because of what I did. Btw I almost buttfucked him that night. Since then I encountered bullies, beat up people, I tried to make myself to be accepted but I never felt like I succeded. So I started to think that they're all crazy, that normal people are animalistic, etc, I still don't know for sure. I hate trends and anything that normal people like. Idk why. But I think the root of all these problems are that.
Have 10m in a stock portfolio, no one knows except my best friend, my mum still sends me money for my birthday
Routinely slept with my ex-gf and her mum when I was going out the said gf, I once asked her "hun what would you do if I told you.... that I slept with your mum?", she said "I'd think why would you lie, and then I'd believe you, and not talk to her ever again in my life"....
>>663804362 I did the same thing with my buddy when I was 5, didn't suck on him or anything, or fuck...But we did dry hump eacother, no homo though. I didn't know what gay was at the time, but when I look back at it, I felt bad, but I just ignore it and because I was a kid and didn't know any better, I forgave myself.
>>663804350 >>663804371 Yes I'm female. I stick to bedroom play. The only outside thing I may accept is like spoiling, spanking if I'm bad. Though I feel that's more of the bdsm type of stuff. I dunno. Nothing that would involve a child though. I myself am open to a lot though.
>>663804587 Idk ,I can't because I realized after that ,that its wrong, and I just can't do anything about it now. It resulted in to so many problems I have now with my way of thinking. And since that I developed bi tendencies and nowadays sometimes I feel I could go full gay, and sometimes the only thing I love is pussy. Quite confusing. Idk what to do ,if my parents were to know it then I would be dead for sure. ANd its not like I want them to know anyways
Me and my wife have been married for 6 years now and although i love her very much we married because she got pregnant and we weren't even dating. I had known her since school and always wanted to fuck her so when she got proper drunk at a party i offered to walk her home but I raped her. Once she calmed down I walked her hoke and slept on her bed and to this day she thinks we just had consensual drunken sex
>>663806275 >>663805212 You niggers need to stop trying to fit yourselves into existing roles and enjoy who you are. If your parents only love you when you meet their expectations, then they do not love you. If you like dick or pussy the only person it should matter to is the person whose dick or pussy you are currently enjoying.
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