ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS (pt2)

Rape is OK edition.

Addicted to heroin

If I said it, it would be a secret

My friend's ex-wife wants me to fill her with sperm, literally.

>have friend
>he and wife get divorced
>it is not an amicable divorce
>they use me as a go between even though I never really knew her that well
>they both talk smack about the other in texts to me
>I pretty much ignore it
>recently she asked me if i had ever gotten anyone pregnant
>I didn't answer the question, but asked her why she wanted to know
>she said that they never used contraception and she never got pregnant
>she got herself checked and the doctor said she's good to go egg-wise
>she asked me if I would like to try to get her pregnant
>never stick your dick in crazy

>>663794672
She fuck her anon. Do it for us

>>663794191
I haven't had sex with my wife for about a year.

My only sexual relationships I had are gay and with a cousin and I like to be bottom.

>>663794851
coincidentally, i have been having sex with someone's wife for about a year.

>>663794672
your dude learned for you. dont stick dick in crazy.

I fap at work sometimes...

I regularly cheated on my wife with a former coworker

>>663795054
Kek, i would cheat on her in a heartbeat if the opportunity presents itself.

@the reverse trap, paging the reverse trap

>>663794851
Why not?

I have had sex with so many hookers I lost count years ago. Many but not all were shemales or CDs. Most of the actual women were black. Didn't stop during the time I was married.

>>663794191
I want to have a relationship with a trap.

I'm a multimillionaire, but neither my friends nor family know about my business success. I just tell them i'm a freelance software developer and consultant.

I have a BDSM chamber under my house for my wife. It's very large. People think i just have a regular cellar. But i've got a fuckton of serious equipment hidden behind a shelf.

>be me, 5 years old
>my favorite uncle starts grooming me as his sexual plaything.
>he would rub my pussy over my clothes and put his hands in my pockets, bounce me up and down in his lap playing "horsey", shit like that.
>he was my favorite uncle because he gave me a dollar every time he saw me
>i became the youngest prostitute in my family

>>663793564
>continued for several years until i was about 10
>uncle started openly groping me when he and i were alone
>he liked pulling my nipples and sliding his hand down the front of my pants
>one day he told me he wanted to play a "secret grown up game"
>kept telling me i was his favorite and that if i loved him, i would put his dick in my mouth
>sour pennies

>>663794412
I second this

>>663795314
ah wut? reverse trap? care to explain?

>>663795433
She is an alcohol, fat, depressed bipolar mess that doesn't shower for months at a time.

>>663795507
You could be me if I was married

I murdered dozens of small animals in increasingly gruesome ways as a teenager.
Gradually tapered off. I haven't intentionally killed anything in 8 years.
I no longer want to, and the idea of causing pain to anything, in any way, is upsetting to me.

>>663795717
a dude with a vag

Old thread is dead. Everyone is probably here now.

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If anyone wants to ask anything from last thread.

>>663795885
We were just talking about you helping a guy...

I'd love to be your partner. We could have some fun. What would you do to help me?

(also kikked you)

>>663795885
>brb friend I need to shit.
>proceed to take naughty pictures
>post them
<3

>>663795809
i used to torture the kids at the outdoor camp i worked at. why animals if ya don't mind me askin?

>>663796027
Anything you like, but i'd want the honour of killing her after.

>>663796112
You poor thing.

>In 3rd grade I cheated on my history exam.
>In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
>In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
>when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.
>worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony
> made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
>dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
>all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>663795717
an fag with a pussy. like a lesbo with chest hair

>>663796275
I need to watch this movie again.

>>663796236
Killing? fuck, this shouldn't be turning me on but it is. You'd do that for neatness or you'd actually enjoy it?

How would you do it....?

my gf and I like to let her little brother and sisters watch us fuck

>>663796138
Eh, I tried to psychoanalyze myself. Came to the conclusion that it gave me some sense of control in my life, to be a merciless god to tiny helpless beings.
Who fucking knows. I didn't even have the excuse of a shitty home environment.
Just a mentally fucked social reject.

>>663796236
Just mad cuz my dick is bigger than yours.

>>663795643
Sounds like 50 shades pf gay right there haha.
Pic and timestamp

>>663795646
Cont

>>663796284
a lesbo eh?

Every weekend, when I go to sleep on my friday night, I put on about 7 Bambinos (That's an adult diaper brand) and sleep for about 12 hours straight whille wetting them when I have to.

I love the thickness of the multiple diapers and wetting them feels amazing.

I'd love to help you live out your fantasy. E-mail me [email protected]

>>663796434
I would enjoy it, especially if I'm jealous of her, I think I would strangle her, feel her struggle for her life. While she's getting fucked.

>>663795885
Where do you like to be raped?
Say public bathroom or inside your house?

raped ex-gf

>gf breaks up with me
>lose my shit like beta faggot
>beg her to take me back
>no success
>try every beta trick in the book to get her back
>begging, presents, stalking, etc.
>one weekend she's staying at her parents' house while they are away
>watch her house
>know she's alone
>sneak into house
>get into bed with her
>she starts to freak, but not too bad
>she knows its me
>begs me to stop
>fuck her anyway
>after it is done she lays there not making a sound
>won't talk to me, but let's me fuck her again
>go home in morning
>realize i fucked up
>scare myself into a frenzy
>think every squeak is the cops coming to my door
>days then weeks pass
>never hear anything about it
>didn't contact her once
i still feel bad about it, but i has been a few years so i think i have got away with i.

Almost molested one of my nieces.
You know what stopped me?
The phrase "why are uncles all either really cool, or child molesters " popped into my head.
I didn't want to be cliche.

>>663795885
I'd love to help you live out your fantasy. E-mail me [email protected]

>>663796822
Any.

>>663796474
huh. you ever feel bad? how emotional are ya in general?

>>663796756
Female detected

I pissed in sour spray candy and gave it to poor wetback kid

>>663796711
more like lesbro

>>663796954
Desperate betafag detected.

i used to masturbate to my friends mom washing her car lol

>>663797004
I'm not emotional at all.
I feel terrible about it.

>>663796284
reverse trap here. p accurate.

>>663797215
must be a nice car. what kind??

>>663794672
Yeah man don't do it

>>663795264
Was the coworker hotter?

Soon i'm about to move in with my girlfriend i've been with for a couple years, have been faithful so far. but two of my female friends want to fuck me. Its extremely tempting.

I racked up $250 worth of porn on my grandparents paper view, and blamed my uncle

>>663794191
I had my friend Trey sit on my face...

>>663797248
really? like are you actually sad you did it or do you just feel guilty cause you know its wrong?

when i fucked with those kids i never felt remorse. honestly i felt bad once but that was just because i almost got caught.you sure its not that you feel?

>>663795643
Dude so how did you get so rich? Investments?

I've been battling anorexia for half my life. I'm male.

>>663797028
I have a dick tho

>I lost my virginity to a mare
>Still think they are better sex partners than humans

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>>663797275

Married guy got a blow job from a masseuse

>>663797751
Hahaha bronie aye there big boy ;)

>>663797751
I've never fucked a person nor have I ever wanted to, but I'd love to have a moment alone with an animal big enough to safely have sex with.

I bet it would be the best cum of my life.

>>663797807
ya want pics?

>>663797671
No, genuine remorse.
I think the prevention of suffering in any form is the best goal a human being can aspire to.

my mom had a 10 year sexual relationship with her first cousin

>>663797956
dolphintime;)

>>663796623
>sucking him off while my dad is at work becomes routine for a little while
>occasionally he would strip me naked and beat off onto my pussy
>he always told me i was his favorite, and he always gave me a dollar
>continued like this until i was around 12
>he started fingering me and talking about how good my pussy would feel if he put his dick inside me.
>one day, he tries to push it in
>i freak out
>beg him to stop
>he gets scared and gets dressed really quick
>he leaves just a few minutes before my dad came home for lunch
>never tried anything with me again

another secret: I'm not sure, looking back on it, if it would have been an entirely unpleasant experience. I almost wish he would have tried again.

>>663798019
No.
Others might if you're feeling generous.
I just dug up the buck angel pic for others reference of what a reverse trap might look like.

>>663797956
dolphinshaveprehensilepenises.jpg

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>>663794191

I once shot a man... just for snoring.

>>663798182
Hectic, so how does that make you feel?
Like do you want your uncle that bad?
Is it just him or othwr guys

>>663798283
They also last approximately 6 seconds.

Where do I begin?

>fucked my best friends wife after my wife and I split up in our minivan between the child seats
>fucked so many hookers I lost count (streetwalkers and backpage whores)
>I love barebacking with the whores. If they dont want to bb, I can deflate my erection just enough to loosen the condom, then jam it in and start pounding the whore so that the rubber comes off in her pussy. Works every time.
>I got Gonorrhea a few months ago. Felt the burning, so I made sure to go see 4 different whores and spread the love :)
>when any of the whores express any kind of pain while we are fucking, my cock becomes diamonds and I pound their pussies as hard as I can

AMA

>>663795885
>>I would go to your work a little before you got off. I would park near your car, and masturbate slowly while I wait for you to come out.
>>I finally see you. My heart is pounding, I'm so nervous about what I'm about to do.
>>I grab you from behind and cover your mouth so nobody can hear you scream as I shove you in the back of my car.
>>I forcefully rip your shirt off to reveal a sexy see-through bra. I wonder if you had plans tonight; if you were supposed to be fucking some other guy instead.
>>Sorry, tonight you're mine.
>>You struggle as I wiggle off your pants, but you're practically defenseless against me. It's almost cute how you think you can stop me.
>>I have you down to just your thong. You have a look of defeat on your face as I pin you to my car seat with one hand, while I get my dick ready to penetrate you.
>>You're soaking wet. Does she like this?
>>With the tip of my dick pressed firmly against your tiny slit, you beg me to stop, but the look in your eyes says otherwise.
>>I thrust into you with everything I've got.
>>You scream. Nobody hears you.
>>I pound away at your tiny teenage pussy until I just can't hold it any more, then I grab you by the hair and guide my dick to your lips.
>>I can tell you love the way you taste on my dick as I fuck your throat, finally blowing my load balls deep.
>>Once I'm finished using your little slut body, I kick you out of the car.
>>I realized that you've sent yourself a text message from my phone when you send a sexy selfie of your freshly fucked pussy, with the caption:
>>"Same time next week?"

I stuck my dick in my sister's pussy when I was 12 and she was 15 playing doctor.
>stuck dick in
>felt the urge to pee
>went to bathroom
>stood over toilet with a hard on for 5 minutes

>>663798283
I don't want to get fucked by an animal, nor am I interested in males.

>>663798210
Also whoever did his (her?) Breast reduction is a fucking miracle worker.
I've seen some serial killer tier slasher scars on regular reductions, not even full flat mode.

The Sandy Hook Shooting was claimed 24 hours before its execution. On 4chan itself. We never told anyone. #oldfeg

>>663798022
thats pretty cool.

personally i just like that feeling. like you described? that ultimate control?

honestly i'd like to aspire to some grander goal but im better with personal satisfaction.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>663798551
not yet ;)

>>663798578
theres a couple kinds of reduction. for guys w/ smaller breastes they can just suck out the fat w/out the slasher scars

>>663796885
unfortunately i can relate...

I am Elvis

>>663798480
Nice but sounds abit soft. Haha.
I'm not the girl, just another reading.

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I was the second shooter in the grassy knoll

>>663798551
can't be too picky man you tryna fuck an animal...

>>663798480
Oh that's bad, you need to be rough though.

>>663799012
haha. you 13

>>663796885
You nearly became an alpha, you were so fucking close.
You can srill redeem yourself, go over there tonight and finish what you started anon haha. I kid.

>>663798354
well, it kinda fucked me up a little. for a long time i resented him for it. i never told anyone in my family. he was my dad's oldest brother and had practically raised him after my granddad shot himself. i knew that would cause serious drama in my family that i wanted no part of. my uncle died a few years ago. after he was gone i finally let go of some of the hate and started working out some of my other feelings.

i was never attracted to my uncle, per se, but the dynamic of an adult man taking advantage of a little girl really turns me on. i'm very fortunate in that my boyfriend will sometimes indulge me in a little roleplay. I try not to ask for it too often though, because i know it freaks him out a little.

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>>663795885
You seem like an uppity cunt. I'd fucking kick your ribs in and then rape you and see how much you get off then. Yank your hair and spit in your fucking face.

Bet you wouldn't like that you dumb fucking whore.

>>663798590
shut teh fuck up everyone heard that bullshit, stupid newfags try to claim it was real, like theres not a school shooting thread every few hours here

>>663798616
I have a recommendation for you.
Change your scenery.
Leave your state or area of residence for at least a few months.
It is far easier than you think it might be.
It helps you really find out what matters in your life.
Any job you can't take a leave of absence from isn't a job worth keeping.
You can always drop everything and become a truck driver and make plenty of money.
You can find a job cleaning offices or airports.
Life is only short when you're enjoying it.
Otherwise it just drags on in a funk forever.
Would you rather have a (seemingly)short happy life or a (seemingly) long painful one?

>>663799202
Very hectic, did you find peace now that it's all done and gone?

I've had sex with both my mother and half sister.

>>663798578
scars fade pretty well if you moisturize

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>>663799151
Close I'm 29

>be me 10 years old
>really wants sum hot cheetos
>can't take it any more
>goes to my mom's room while she is cooking
>find her purse next to her bed
>takes $10
>scared shitles's
>walks outside my mom asks me where I'm going
>I said to friends house
>she sais ok
>I jet to the nearest 7/11 buy sum hot cheetos
>I notice I have more than enough to get something else
>buy a fucking voltage mtn dew best shit ever
>I finish everything and throw the bag and the bottle in the alley as I walk home
>never felt a shit ton of acceleration in my life
>I have never stole anything from my parents ever since

>>663798718
>>663799111
pls no

not like dis

>>663799271
toppest of keks, this is literally copypasta material

I'm 21 and hangout with kids still in highschool.
Smoke weed and play gamecube
Ones a chick that wants my dick

>>663799529
>never felt a shit ton of acceleration in my life
>acceleration
stay in school.

>>663799271
Love it.

My 16 yo neighbor started using me as a cum dump when I was 9 and it continued till he went off to college two years later. I have a girlfriend now but I will still fap to cocks that remind me of his from time to time.

>>663799653
Got a story to tell kind sir?
>green text

last weekend at a party I made out with and fingered my friend's 12yo sister

>>663796885
alpha as fuck.

>>663799529
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha

>>663799448
i think so. i think i'm fairly well-adjusted all things considered. i'm not addicted to crack or sucking dick under a bridge somewhere. i definitely don't hate my uncle anymore. i've just let go of all the negative emotions that i associated with him and what we did.

I've never done any kind of gay thing, but i fap to traps, futa, shemales etc., and i've been really curious about trying out sucking dick, and i came this close to cheating on my girlfriend of 7 months with a dude i met online. i just wanted to suck his dick, but i couldn't. i feel awful about it.

>be 60
>be horny
>press life alert button
>"help i'v fallen and i can't get up"
>hold on sir we'll send someone to assist you
>hot young nurse comes in
>im sitting in bed
>point to my saggy balls n dick
>"help i've fallen and i can't get..my dick up"
>she blows me
>i died
>currently in heaven postin this
>lifes good
>wake up
>23 year old loser again
>meh
>bored
>gonna go eat now

>>663799901
Happy for ya :)

I post bananas in YLYL threads.

>>663799741
No story.. thats how lame my life is

>>663799431
i actually have a fine life. i'm trying to shit on you man but i really don't have a problem with what i do. i just live a muted life. i don't really. feel?

that sound crazy faggy but like i just don't get a lot of omf. a lot of shabang? its mostly humdrum and i like to mix it up.

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>>663800028

>>663799526
ah dude i was seconds away

>>663800028
You monster.
There's a special hell for people like you.

>>663798480
Props for the story, but you're still coming across super desperate

>>663799271
my dick inverted after reading this

>>663800317
that's funny. my dick is diamonds.

Like pregnant sex and milking. Plus, I like egg laying.

>>663799901
Question:
If it had been possible for him to approach you without the coercive aspect and fear of discovery that made him run like hell the moment you showed resistance, do you think it would gave been such a negative experience?

I do not condone in any way, especially as it's clear he was purely abusive, that is, after his own satisfaction and not yours. I'm just curious what you feel was the source of the most negativity you feel from the experience

I cheated on my (now ex) girlfriend for a while with a girl I used to be with. She never found out. Now the girl I cheated WITH and I are together, and we've been getting into a car sex kick. Thing is, we go to this church parking lot to do it, this parking lot happens to be on the same street as the girl I cheated on. This parking lot also happens to be where me and the ex would do this same thing all the time. My now gf would probably kill me if she found out that this wasn't just "our thing", and my ex would probably kill me if she found out I cheated on her. There, a double secret.

>>663800317
>my dick inverted
the easier to rape you, my dog

I killed the sons of my uncles wife.

To begin, I masturbated at work. Yup, don't blame me.

My girlfriend decided that sending me an exposed picture of herself was a good idea. Like any other straight man, a naked picture of your SO gets you a tad frisky. In combination with the animal urge I also needed a shit so thought I could kill two birds with one stone.

The bathroom I went to has two cubicles and three urinals. I take my seat in the first cubicle and when the coast is clear, do my business. I. SPUNKED. A LOT. I'm not talking your ickle dribble, I'm talking volcanic eruption. I cleaned up as best as I could and buttoned up my trousers. As I was leaving and washing my hands I passed one of my senior managers, a nice bloke but stern. We greet each other as we pass and I walk off, checking my phone until he rushes back out of the bathroom and says to me with no subtlety whatsoever, "WHAT IS THAT MESS?"

I freeze and accompany him as he walks me back into the toilet and asks which cubicle I was in. I realised I could get out of the sticky situation and replied that I was in the second cubicle.
He drags me to the second cubicle where someone had previously been and had there was smeared shit on the toilet ring with a puddle of piss on the floor.

TLDR - Sticky situation turns shitty real quick.

I should add I cleaned up my jizz perfectly; I just froze and thought I hadn't.

>>663799671
Addrenaline* there is that better for ya m8?

>>663795885
How old are you?

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>be bi
>beta
>realized when i was 16
>cant find anything because beta
>dont know many people
>dont plan on getting to know more
>turn 21
>realize ive wasted the time where i looked cute with playing vidya games
>feel bad about being into 16+ year olds because people could think im a pedophile
>go to bed every night thinking about a qt BF
>tfw no qt bf

why live?

>>663799607
avoid open water ;)

Nice copypasta from reddit, fag.

>>663794191
I don't have any secrets.

>>663800661
yes, something that actually makes sense is much better, thanks!

>>663800546
I prefer a narrow steak knife between the balls, split the urethra into the bladder.
Makes a nice wet hole that's plenty tight! With lots of squish on the entry
:^)

>>663800546
how

>>663800743
thank you friend

>>663799529
That's nothing

>be 4th grader
>meet cool 5th grader who got bitches
>man he's so kewl
>mentions how he wants new rollerblades
>steal 100 dollars from my mom
>give it to anon
>buys new blades
>passes by in his new badass blades later that day
>here's the change anon thanks
>put change back in moms purse
>she obviously notices money missing
>deny deny deny
>principal calls my house wants me to see her next day
>dumbass anon is helping principal that morning and money falls out of his pocket
>she questions where he got it
>rats me out
>get in deep shit
>mom threatens to burn my hands on stove
>never steal again

I wonder if he still has those blades

When I'm constipated I tell people 'I have the jew'. Eventually when I do shit I say 'I have purged the jew'.

>>663795762
Is her name Britany?

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. she'a laying naked on my bed right now, here in a few minutes im going to fuck her and then go to sleep

>>663799653
Not too bad tbh

>>663800058
That's not really sad but did you ever fuck any of them?

>>663800107
ur a fukkin loony

>>663800687
i'm 21

>>663800607
story :))?

>>663799458

story time

>>663800503
i'm not sure. i think i always had a vibe that what he was doing was wrong. he would always wait until we were alone, and he made me promise not to tell anyone, or bad things would happen. i kind of got the idea that if other people knew, that he (I?) would be in trouble. i'm not sure if that's where my negative feelings started or not, though.

>>663800648
Enjoy your Sharia law, britfag.

>>663801201
send pics whore

>>663801102
You from New Mexico?

>>663801102
post her feet faggot.

>>663801257
They have fucked our whole family up. Nothing special...

>>663801058
edgy

>>663800648
Good copy from a Reddit tifu

>>663800648
Nice reddit copy paste faggot

>>663801201
Are you in college? If so, which?

>>663801702
Desperate stalkerfag detected

>>663801513
no, colorado

>>663801526
dk how shed feel about me taking a pic of her for strangers online, plus id rather her not even know im talking about us at all, as secrecy is the key to our relationship. also, footfags are weirdos.

one stupid (now) ex decided it was smart to steal $2000 and use the "u can't prove anything so I didn't do it" defence.

So I smeared Tabasco in a pair of undies I knew she was about to reuse.

>>663801257
Not really much to it. Started with the half sister. Mostly just fooling around that escalated. Mom was much more fun. Spent the night getting drunk at my place. We talked about our sex life and what not. Bragged a bit on how good I was in bed. She was interested, and things went from there. Screamer too.

Ended up fucking some chick in a park while i was drunk, the thing is that i didn't concent to it and neither did she, she came onto me like a fucking lion, I'm trying to still figure out if i was rape.
It was fun though, i made her eat my dick all the way to the base, making her choke on it and fucked her in the ass, then back to her pussy.
I can't remember how long i fucked her but it felt like a long time, didn't come, she was making all these different sounds.
I could her her pussy slap with a really wet sound, and i can remember she told me to stop when i stuck it into her ass, but I didn't for alittle then switch to her pussy.

our friends over the other side of the park started calling our names so we had to get dressed quickly and to pretend nothing happened.

Man i was so forceful on her.

>>663800955
in the inverted penis hole

>>663801889
>foot fags are weirdos
coming from a pedo

>>663801788
Nah, I'm genuinely curious about the life of the attention whore. Kinda the same idea as when you watch the beginning of some pornos and the girl is asked about her life

Left ex 5yrs ago, he gave all my shit away to his friends. Then stalked me for years. I'm going to go back to him and strategically ruin his life. Plus poisoning his family would be nice.

>>663802042
shes 13, not 3

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I am not a human;;;;;;;;;;;;;


I am actually a bird

>>663802108
Still same thing depending how old you are

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>Be me
>Be a young child
>Love small reptiles and amphibians
>Have a lot of toads in backyard
>Sneak out at night and catch one
>>Bring it into house and torture them (I didn't kill any of them on purpose though. I would like read a book with sitting on my chest. If it tried to escape, I would through it against the wall or floor.)
>Tie it's arms and legs together so it couldn't move
>Put it in small, closed space
>Put one in my mouth one time
>Sometimes sexually harass the poor things
>Did it about 10-12 times, started feeling bad
>Stopped doing it

>>663802108
13's still not 18, mang.

I caused about a million dollars worth of damage to the machinery of a large factory I worked at, put about 200 people out of a job when the parent company decided it was cheaper to rebuild in Mexico.
Nobody ever figured out how the oven and forge got turned on and left running all weekend unattended and with no working stock.
But I know. I know.

>>663802232
omg and we arent married either!! we are going to hell for sure! oh no.

>>663794191
I´ve been a whole year without sex,so started fucking escorts, shit is cash i think, really.

>>663802190
you are the reason the frogs are going

I like to watch incest porn and do the role plays, but I couldn't actually do anything like that in person.

>>663802356
>shit is cash
no credit

>>663802338
I'm not commenting on the state of your immortal soul. I'm simply stating that you are, by definition, a pedophile.

>>663800524
U playing with fire bruh

>>663794851
Dad?

>>663801702
I'm australian, I don't go to collage.

>>663802533
look up the word, brood
>>663802533
>by definition, a pedophile

>>663802594
Son?

>>663801979
ultimate fantasy tbh.

enjoy the herpes (:

>>663802533
a definition based on ridiculous standards/logic on par with silly religious standards/logic

>>663801924

Nice. How old were you at the time? Did either of you feel guilty afterwards? Was it a one time thing or did it become something regular?

>>663802639
aussies can make collages

>>663802416
What role do you play?

>>663802644
Dubs don't lie, you my papa

im completely anonymous online and data farms have no information on me

>>663802040
;(

>>663802678
Nah it happened, i regret it though because she was younger then me and sorta was fuck up in one eye. I didn't get herpes haha

>faked my whole livestory for the last few years
>act like im an alpha who fucked about two thousand woman
>lie to everyone i know at work and most of my "New" friends when talking about myself
>everyone thinks im an alpha-fucker
>girls at work are all flirty with me because they believe my Bullshit storys about my so called "past" and fall for my faked personality
>guys think I'm cash as shit
>even met a girl with all this
>lied to her 24/7 because i had to hold my constructed self up
>cuddled, kissed, had sex for about an year
>she was my first with all of that but she will never know
>she thinks im a alpha-2000-woman-before-fuckmachine
>felt extremely guilty the whole time
>had some kind of relationship the past year with her
>I really like her and want to threat her good
>have to lie to her all the time
>at the very beginning she said that the only thing which really hurts her is, when someone lies to her
>cant stop lying because if i do so and tell her the truth she will be shattered
>every lie i tell her hurts myself


>other girls at work are still all flirty with me
>two said that they want to have sex with me
>one is pre-married


>Mfw i can never reveal the truth about myself to anybody because i'm lying about myself for a good two or three years now and everyone thinks that im a person which is a fucking construct of lies

>>663802416
I do the same exact thing. I love the thought of the whole daddy/daughter thing.

>>663802706
Frigging auto correct.

>>663802644
pe·do·phile
ˈpedəˌfīl
noun
a person who is sexually attracted to children.

child
CHīld
noun
a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.
synonyms: youngster, little one, boy, girl;

a son or daughter of any age.

an immature or irresponsible person.
"she's such a child!"

Golly, thanks, Mr. Webster!

also, kill yourself, fag.

>>663797685
business software company and drone technology for dredging industry.

>>663802985
source

>be me 14 years old
>have a 16 year old brother
> was horny one night
>so I take the laptop that everybody uses
>go to bathroom search for porn
>jerk it
>finishes
>puts laptop where it was
>next morning mom uses the laptop
>she looks at the history because she deleted the tab
>sees porn on search engine
>FLIPS THE FUCK OUT
>yells at my brother because they suspect him of searching porn for his age
>he gets grounded for a month from the laptop
>I go to my room and start laughing until I almost piss my pants

I penjs when penis girl 14 was haha she told if she could but penis too strong haha but her mom told in and told she police but there no blood so she don't haahaaa

>>663802704
17 or so with my half sis. 22 with my mom. They both regret it, but for different reasons. My sis just wants to forget. My mom swears she "ruined" me. Been trying to get her to understand that I actually wanted it, and had for quite a while. Hoping for another session.

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I have a serious crush on Buster Bunny that has been going on since my childhood.

I dream of running away with him to a better place where we can spend our days, happy, toony, and together forever in each other's arms.

>no homo

>>663801889
Eh SouthWest, close enough

/brianww74 Twitch. Its me. Don't be rude to me.

>>663801314
interesting. i wonder if you innately knew it was wrong, or if it was perhaps a societal issue of guilt.

>>663803159
And just a little looney?

>>663803103
>deleted the tab she was on before I used the laptop*

>>663797617
>>>paper view

>>663798019
i'm interested!

>>663803077
google dictionary, but i can find others if you, for some reason, don't believe you meet the legal definiton of a pedophile.

I'm not saying you're a terrible person for fucking a child, but for fuck's sake, if the shoe fits...

>>663802883
You're awesome

>>663801889
Shit nigger give us something

>>663802758
Brother and sister.

>>663802916
I've done that before if the chick wants it.

>>663803417
idk...its weird but i'd fuck w/it

>>663803400
I was gonna point that out but I figured he was pitiful enough already

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>>663803361
>and in this cartoony were invading your TV!

I know all the words o.o

>>663799529
>stealing and hot Cheetos
Nigger detected

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i flooded a sewer system with industrial strength glue used to stick the rubber down to running tracks. it was 250 gallons of glue i think. huge pallet sized tank of it. i read in the paper a week or some later that it was in the tens of thousands of damage. i felt bad. still do.

>>663803333
i don't know. it's interesting. i've never thought about it before. that was around the time we had "good touch, bad touch" at my elementary school...

>>663794191
Be le me
>19 yo fag
>In another city for college
>Studies go down so oficially a dropout
>Back at mom´s house
>Parents yells a lot
>Left home, new city, first real job, renting a small, but nice house, saving for a car, things were really well i believed
>Fired from work, no more jobs to anybody without skills, studies or some training.
>Shit what to do, savings aren´t that much
>Spent all money, no more for rent, o buy any shit
>Alone in the streets
>Bathing maybe once in a week, if not less
>Eating from dumpsters, Salvation Army,clothes became rags, didn´t have a haircut in months.
So basically i was a homeless for about six months, then i returned to my famly´s house, found a new job and restarted uni, but fuck
>Still remember my homeless days when i was a dirty, smelly bum.

>>663803648
I'm actually beaner m8

>>663794191
My father fuck my sister.

>>663800764
>>663801628
redditor alert

>>663803668
Thanks for getting that song in my head.

>>663802916
I've done that. So many women love it. Are you a guy or girl? done it ever?

>>663803636
nsfw alert

>daddy touched me

>>663803541
I'd do other roles. But I've only ever been with 2 guys. So I haven't really tested the waters.

>>663803668
could be both. i think kids really cant handle sexual contact before they at least 14, after that maybe but before generally your just not ready, and society enforces that. not sure if its wrong or naw but i don't personally think kids should have to be exposed to "bad touch". i don't think they like it.

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>>663803428
jeusuis i am not that anon anyway you homeless butthurt trisexual baby

you are a terrible person

>>663803773
you're welcome. it's one of my favs.

>>663803804
See >>663803936

>>663798578
They are probably really old. Buck Angel has been around for a while.

>>663803716
>>Bathing maybe once in a week
boaster

>>663803543
>>663798019
>>>663803417 (You)
bruh lets do it! you still here?

Had major crush on a girl for well over a year. Was rejected early on bit I was hung up, she ends up getting a boyfriend. Feelings for her go away until just recently, now all I want to do is fuck her till my hearts content to lose my virginity and have a sex marathon for over 7 hours

>>663804028
And you are an idiot, and a faggot.

Good day, sir.

>>663804059
Stick your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts!

>>663804211
it's night tiem u egg

>>663798904
thats fuckin crazy. science is dope man.

>>663804119
you're female then?

Ever had a daddy outside of bedroom play? I have two little daughters at the moment and both like me to read them bedtime stories and play games with them as well as teaching them grownup stuff. It's kind of cute, but we also speak normally too. It's not always on, just it's on for stuff other than sex.

>>663804202
>have a sex marathon for over 7 hours
plx don't; you'll die@@

>>663794191

My best childhood friend who are the same age as me fyi, sucked my dick when we were five, saying that he's gonna show me "something".
Since then I'M a social outcast, slightly mentally damaged , but sane. for some reason I didn't gone crazy. I was always depressed and I always feel that I dont belong to this world because of what I did.
Btw I almost buttfucked him that night.
Since then I encountered bullies, beat up people, I tried to make myself to be accepted but I never felt like I succeded. So I started to think that they're all crazy, that normal people are animalistic, etc, I still don't know for sure. I hate trends and anything that normal people like. Idk why.
But I think the root of all these problems are that.

>>663803936
I honestly prefer the brother and sister role play, but I have done daddy daughter, mom and son, and anything else the girls like. I aim to please, but at the same time get my way too.

>>663804197


>>663801924
>>663803153
Have been. Why roleplay when you had the real thing, lol.

>>663802488
Ha.

>>663804217
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

>>663799653
I had a friend like that when I was 15. It wasn't till I was out of high school that I realized how creepy the guy is.

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>>663804292

>>663798578
do they ever retain hair>

Have 10m in a stock portfolio, no one knows except my best friend, my mum still sends me money for my birthday

Routinely slept with my ex-gf and her mum when I was going out the said gf, I once asked her "hun what would you do if I told you.... that I slept with your mum?", she said "I'd think why would you lie, and then I'd believe you, and not talk to her ever again in my life"....

>>663804362
I did the same thing with my buddy when I was 5, didn't suck on him or anything, or fuck...But we did dry hump eacother, no homo though. I didn't know what gay was at the time, but when I look back at it, I felt bad, but I just ignore it and because I was a kid and didn't know any better, I forgave myself.

My friends sister bakes all the time. I came in the batter once. They ate my cum brownies, the whole family.

>>663804490
>You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds. I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hashbrowns

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>>663804512

>>663804650
Holy fuck that's hilarious and like horrible;e af at the same time.

>>663804490
>two thumbs up
the butt

>>663804650
>cum brownies

I remember that...

>>663804772
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

>>663794672
So if you dont fuck her.
I am gonna find you. Then I'm gonna kill you.

>>663804350
>>663804371
Yes I'm female.
I stick to bedroom play. The only outside thing I may accept is like spoiling, spanking if I'm bad. Though I feel that's more of the bdsm type of stuff. I dunno. Nothing that would involve a child though. I myself am open to a lot though.

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I want him soooo bad

>no homo

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>>663804855
I am, indeed, holding my phone right now

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>>663804997
wha't s'topping you

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>>663803668
Was he fat?

Fucked my bros girlfriend numerous times, got her pregnant when she started seeing another guy.

Also have two other kids by two other women who have told their bfs that the kids are theirs.

>>663804587
Idk ,I can't because I realized after that ,that its wrong, and I just can't do anything about it now.
It resulted in to so many problems I have now with my way of thinking. And since that I developed bi tendencies and nowadays sometimes I feel I could go full gay, and sometimes the only thing I love is pussy. Quite confusing. Idk what to do ,if my parents were to know it then I would be dead for sure. ANd its not like I want them to know anyways

>>663799012
I smoked a pound of purple rain and kept control

>>663805135
prove it.

also hello from the east coast of the US of the MERICa

>>663794191
i pee in the sink. dont know why. just feels good

I got jumped by 3 guys
>I stabed one in the hand

Ever watch Dexter?
I sympathize with him. I too have a "dark passenger." But I'm not a killer like him. Something worse.

>>663805309
every day. u r not alone

>>663805309
I like to pee outside in my back yard,

>>663805362
<>aids

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>>663805288
Hello!

>>663805362
An atheist?

I've recently realized I have a piss fetish.

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>>663805362
Are you me?

>>663798590
Is this true?

>>663799372
I think I heard about that. Wouldnt be surprised.

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>>663805446
hi

Me and my wife have been married for 6 years now and although i love her very much we married because she got pregnant and we weren't even dating. I had known her since school and always wanted to fuck her so when she got proper drunk at a party i offered to walk her home but I raped her. Once she calmed down I walked her hoke and slept on her bed and to this day she thinks we just had consensual drunken sex

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>>663805608
Oh yea?

>>663794789
>She fuck her anon.
lolwat

>>663804915
getting spanked has been an interest of mine for a while.

>>663798019
damn skippy

When i masturbate i look at lesbian porn but im straight

>>663806275
me toooo

>>663806275
thats how i became gay anon.

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I'm scared now
I didn't ask for this

>>663798466
how do i get a clean hooker? i dont want aids or feds.

i masturbate to trap porn but im 100% straight

>>663806480
go where they are legal and tested often.

>>663796756
Same. Though not fucking 7 jesus rollerblading christ do I look like I'm made out of fucking money?
One of those fuckers is all I need. Two, maaaybe, but not usually.

>>663800722
But anon you still have to realise that you're gay, not bi.

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>>663794191
I am hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBTAMqaZ4

>>663806275
>>663805212
You niggers need to stop trying to fit yourselves into existing roles and enjoy who you are.
If your parents only love you when you meet their expectations, then they do not love you. If you like dick or pussy the only person it should matter to is the person whose dick or pussy you are currently enjoying.

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>>663806484
>I only have sex with men but I'm 100 percent straight.

I'm seriously gay, like deep down I know I'm gay because I only like guys, but I just like to stick my cock in pussy and fondle some titties.
You know, like, for fun or whatever.

>>663805210
not overly so, but he had a beer gut

>>663806600
I only suck feminine penises

>>663794191
I am in a bed with two guys right now and my girlfriend doesn't know about it.

>>663806799
yer a homosexual, hairy

>>663806600
i never said fuck

>>663806725
Its okay, anon.
Your ideal mate is a man who can occasionally turn into a woman for fun times.

>>663806849
Get the fuck off of /b/ and suck them off, faggot
Making them fucking lie there and wait. Who the fuck do you think you are? This is the problem with your generation.

>>663806849
rad sleepover huh

>>663800722
Pat?

We hit limit someone make new thread?

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>>663806890
Give it time

>>663806955
Dubs I must do as you command

>>663806955
Wake up blow jobs are the best thing ever.

>>663806955
you're just as gay as he is for wanting that to happen you big homo

>>663800107
I haven't felt in ages, there a a kind of serenity to it, a peacefulness you could say.

>>663806799
you're a hairy homosexual.

>>663807059
Damn straight my fag friend

>>663805212
Yeah, I realized after it was wrong too, but like I said, I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW. So there, I was an ignorant kid. It's all good now. You should feel the same.

>>663807101
Are you me?

>>663807080
Dude we are not gay we are just big faggots

I have a Mohawk and I had gay sex with my cousin as a child

>>663807232
omg, David?!

>>663807251
New Thread

>>663807161
I know you didn't know
I just say that I couldn't get over it ...

>>663807232
I have tge biggest fucking thing for guys with Mohawks....


Your not a babyfur by chance are you?
You be my perfect little one and only someone...