Nobody else made one edition.
Get in here whanau!
anyone got the pic of this cumdumpster flashing tits on snapchat?
After being absent for so long the need to return must have left your system. Why bother coming back to this desolate place.
more of us in here and maybe the cancer shall go...?
Anyone know a barber that'll do a good beard trim in Auckland? North/West preferably.
I start a full-time job tomorrow. It's a sales based marketing job, has a fixed wage so long as you're not making a loss for the company and it's the most sound job offer I've had in 5 years.
Still can't help but feel nervous, part of me wants to stay a student, suckling on the teet of studylink.
I got my first job recently. I was nervous at first but after a while it didn't get any better and I fucked up. Then I got put in a different role. Then my drinking got out of hand. Then I had to leave my flat and my job and move back home. And now I'm worse off than if I'd never got the job. Sorry if this wasn't that reassuring.
Give something back you dole bludger. Do your job and work hard. One day you might end up in my position. Alone and supporting your ex and a child you rarely see.
Fuck /his/ I was going to make a thread on there once but its pretty much a communist circle jerk so decided against it.
/pol/ isnt much better with its constant cuck posting but Ive got shit all else to do than browse there.
Fuck everyone D:
/pol/ it was then.
Boating, Canterbury Rowing Club, 1910. Steffano Webb
Go on the sickness benefit for depression and suicidal tendencies. Then mope around your house for a few years until you either kill yourself or get tired of being a self-centered pansy faggot and move on with your life.
I used to work for an ISP and let me tell you, good luck finding a residential connection with faster upload than download. You're only real option is to pay out the ass for a business connection.
>Then mope around your house for a few years until you either kill yourself or get tired of being a self-centered pansy faggot and move on with your life.
I mopped arounf for years and it sucks. Got real fat and had to lose it, 40kg, and now I'm having to fight the urge to just shut in all the time.
>I want to live life
>Not stay in all the time
Nothing wrong with sales cunt, its what I do and im fucking good at it. Top 3 for my role in the country with one of the most well known brands in NZ, making commission like a motherfucker.
Whatever cunt. Things that people need sell themselves. Everything else is fucking fraud. You annoy people and exploit people that don't know better. Preying on the elderly especially.
Depends on what kind of sales mah nig.
I do outgoing phone cold calls 100% to businesses with some on site visits if they request it and I have a car/phone etc for that, but I can kill it on the phone most of the time without going anywhere near them except to sign contracts and do setups.
I dont sell vaccum cleaners or life insurance cunt, I am a professional sales rep, business to business, making your pitiful little life just that more simpler.
I sold to a gang in bulk, pounds at a time.
Never sold tinnies or anything smaller than ounces to friends, who either smoked it themselves or sold it on to make some coin.
If you're going to grow bulk, and i mean every 3 months indoor, you cant sell piddly little tinnies out your back door.
The cops WILL find out, or if you're shitting in someone elses area they will find out and come stand you over.
I had a 1x1 tent as i said, id have 4x plants in there at once and I was pulling 2 pounds out of there. Thats $4k per pound wholesale, or $350 an oz. And I could sell a full pull within a weekend or 3 days.
I upgraded to a 2x2 and had 16 plants going at once every 3 months, 8 pounds came out of that tent by the time I stopped last year. And I was getting that kind of money EVERY 3 MONTHS! Tax free.
When I first started I didnt get free power, was looking at $400 power bills.
Got a sparky mate to switch half my house to free power and then it was back to normal.
Growing pot isnt easy bro, I had more than one grow go south and made no money cause the plants died. Timer failed so my lights stayed on and cooked the plants, spider mite ruins crops, heater failed in the middle of winter during lights off and the plants got too cold and died. That kinda shit. You end up throwing it all out and starting again.
And you need someone to mentor off, unless you know horticulture already, because I knew shit when I started but luckily a couple people took me under their wings and helped. By the end I was outgrowing them lol.
Its fun and id still be going now if I hadn't of had to move house. My old place I never saw the landlord, I had holes cut in the roof/floor for intake and exhaust fans, had a whole spare bedroom dedicated to growing pot lol.
Oh and if you're growing, forget having visitors over or going away for longer than 24hrs, your babies come first and need watering etc and constant attention. And having people over who you dont trust 100% is also a no-no.
I had someone pop over unannounced who then told someone I was growing, its not cool having a car load of people turn up to roll you for your grow and have to pull a gun on them. I was shit scared and it could have ended badly, but they left and I put the word out if they came back id shoot first and ask questions later. They never came back. I shut down and moved house as soon as the plants were ready lol. Safety first.
I shit talked Spark all over their social media. got requests to stop it. got banned from their shit. was complaining cause i have 100 down and 50 up and couldnt strim twitch at source. did it for weeks. then all of a sudden shit changed. i can now open 100+ streams at once on source and no lag what so ever...
i know the feeling. getting gig set up, not only did i have to go through 6 fucking orders...when it did go through, they ended up sending THREE modems in total. their incompetence is endless.
yes, they initially got rid of rid of my plan with out my saying, had to ring them and put them in their place, they said they are killing the 100//50 play and putting me on the 200//20 plan, i said nope, but they did it anyway. after all they, i was getting 90//20, cause the modedm i had didnt support it. so not only did they change my plan with out my agreement, they changed it so that my current modem couldn't handle it and it would DC ever fucking 5 minutes cause it was overloading.
PSA, some flogs nicked some car keys last night so lock yo' shit up and keep a bat by the door.
Hey mate, if you're even here still
Yeah man, I'm still here! Late one, thread seems nearly dead
So this happened today
Yeah, I reckon!
Sorta figured, but I've seen people post up their burning houses/police raids/etc on here before, so anything's possible lol
The meke skidda is locked up, and keys accounted for?
Shit, really? Internet always surprises me, anything's possible on here apparently.
Yeah mate, sitting beside me, all alarmed and immobilized now too. Yours are sweet I assume?
Yeah, mine's in a shed with another car blocking the door lol
I don't know why it didn't get taken last night though, to be honest.
Instead the took the keys to an EL Falcon across the road, and the keys to a motorbike somewhere else.
I'd go off the fucking edge if mine got taken though, jesus.
That's alright then.
Where were all these keys? Were they just going through houses or some shit?
God knows why you'd pick a Falcon over a Skidda if you had the choice, but I'm sure you're not gonna complain
I think the bike ones were in the bikes ignition, Falcon ones were inside but the house was open.
Not sure of the details. Guy was awake, I think, but I dunno if he saw them or what?
Yeah, like I say, I've got no idea why it was still there this morning, but I'm glad it was.
The amount of people that leave keys out and in ignitions and shit amuses me. A car was stolen the other day, had the keys in the ignition.
Couple years back a 32 GT-R was "stolen" from Midway Motors, had the keys left in the ignition. Unsure if insurance job or not.
Yeah well that's right, I'd hate to have my car stolen, whether it be a $1500 shitter or a car worth more
Fuck, I've heard stories about dealers here, wouldn't surprise me!
Yeah, the theft is just not cool, but I've got so much time and effort sunk into that car, I'd just be so devastated. I'd struggle to do it again, I imagine.
We seem to be the only ones here now lol
I've never heard too much but what dealer leaves the keys in a GT-R sitting on the street..
Exactly! You can put a price on a car, but that price will never reflect the time and effort that has gone into it.
I was thinking that! And then a couple people pop up just after you've posted, always the way
You know about the Mega link, yeah?
Yeah, I'd bet money it was sitting on the yard for too long...
Insurance can get you another car, but it can't get that time or any rad memories or shit like that.
Hey, at least it's people posting!
Yeah I think it had been there a wee while. Had a price tag of 25k if I remember correctly.
Yeah I had that conversation with a friend, you can make good money off a car, or paid out/car replaced by insurance, but it doesn't cover time, effort or memories, like you said.
Saves having to bump it!
That was before the price started increasing so yeah! Now you could get that price, even more for a low km tidy one. They're good money makers.
I was reading a forum the other day from back around 2010 and it mentioned how you could pick one up back then for 15k, you'd be hard done by getting one on that budget now.
Yeah nah I agree, she'll die down shortly though I reckon!
The NZ secret service tried to frame Phil Rudd and gave Malcolm 'alzheiemers' via LSD/MMDA overdose at the direction of Andrew Little.
Conspiracy theories are always bullshit. Until they're not.
Signed, NZ fag now working at a silicon valley company. (you'd be amazed at what can be seen here).
yeah, i just got/am drunk for something to do. anyone her amping for sfv?
Last post for the night. I'm pretty resigned that I'll be deported back home (hope not - I like living in California). What I've seen here kind of disgusts me.
You know how many government moles are employed at G, AMZN, FB, Twt, Apl? Me neither, but I can assure you there are many. See you next NZ thread if I can stay awake tomorrow.