NZ Thread Nobody else made one edition. Get in here whanau!

Central Auckland reporting

>>663789571
South Auckland and white reporting in.

>>663789693
Rare combo.Where you at? I grew up in Manurewa.

Watching "Catch Me If You Can", great movie.

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invercunthole reporting.

anyone got the pic of this cumdumpster flashing tits on snapchat?

>>663789925

Otahuhu - Also, household income of $137,000

Me, wife, and 1 kid... super rare.

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ENZUD ganga

>>663790666
what a whore.
radio has gone too far.
stupid shit like this is why I don't listen to the fucking cunts on it anymore.
fucking all faggot cunts.
bullshit cunts.

>>663790832
Oh boy, you've got home invasion written all over you. Get out of there before you have to wtch your wife get assaulted while a pack of them steal your flatscreen.

>>663791291
i don't listen to that shit. she has surprisingly epic tits.

Dunners reporting in brah

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Hello, boys!

dunners reporting in

>>663792038
who dis?

Wellies reporting in.

Anyone else got the cricket on?

>>663791291
Hauraki is pretty good most of the time.

>>663792767
don't know her name

Ferrari here.

>Can get weed
>Don't get paid till Wednesday
>Thanks family for 'borrowing' my money

>>663793266
where is she from?

>>663793383
invercargill i would assume. was posted to a story of a girl from invers

Otaki reporting

>>663793279
Hey man, make it to the Cromwell car show? Shame the UB40 concert was cancelled

>>663793318
If you were going to spend that money on drugs then you don't deserve it. Shame on you.

>>663793703
no we got pissed in Queenstown instead.

>>663789289
qtown pom reporting in. Disappointed about ub40.

Foggy Welly reporting in.

>>663794330
same but I had Fergburger

>>663793706
Write a book.

>>663792361
Nooooooo, it can't be.

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>>663793698
https://www.dropbox.com/s/k3cqv1fbbr65ssu/My%20first%20movie_20150201_212411.mp4?dl=0

>>663794454
Phoning orders through hasn't been working for me lately, and lining up with all those Chinese makes me want to commit. Devil burger now has my loyalty.

Has anyone ever come across porn with kiwis in it?

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>>663794608
Ja.

>>663794048
Eh, can't complain

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>>663789289
got gigatown hooked up today

Anyome growing and pot this season?

>>663794617
>condom on dildo.
Wat.

>>663794777
Yip but gay stuff.

There was that Kiwi 'porn star' that was pregnant and some guy wanted to make a porno of her getting fucked while giving birth a few years back.

>>663794777
girl i once worked with was in a spread in nzx

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>>663794832
After being absent for so long the need to return must have left your system. Why bother coming back to this desolate place.

>>663794922
I want to but nowhere to do it.

I want to grow shrooms, too, but don't know where to get spores.

>>663794998
Easy clean up I guess, I don't know. Not my vid,I just transcribed his text.

>>663793698
>for you
huehue

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>>663795069
more of us in here and maybe the cancer shall go...?

>>663795131
Where i live there is a forest which has the nlue shrooms, you just need a few mushrooms and you can get spores from them

>>663794617
i can hear new zealand in the background

>>663794883
Fuuuck yeah.

I don't know anything about the tech, is it fibre?

>>663795069
I've gone back to posting on /pol/ and now /his/ has taken my fancy too. Post on /fit/ a fair bit.

I only 'left' when I got all sad, haha.

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>>663794883
Fuck sake

>>663795358
Yeah I actually saw some mushrooms the other day which I was surprised at.

>weather has been shit though.

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Anyone know a barber that'll do a good beard trim in Auckland? North/West preferably.

>>663795902
Barkers Groom Room, they're in Auckland aren't they?

Anyone have any tips to easily chuck on guitar?

Hey guys.
I start a full-time job tomorrow. It's a sales based marketing job, has a fixed wage so long as you're not making a loss for the company and it's the most sound job offer I've had in 5 years.

Still can't help but feel nervous, part of me wants to stay a student, suckling on the teet of studylink.

>>663796378
hwhut

>>663796053
Sweet. I'll check them out. Cheers

>>663796548
sales based.
enjoy gettin cucked.

>>663795902
pic of beard.

>>663796587
It's the percussive sound when you mute the strings as you strum. I have looked at tips on youtube but I can't seem to manage it smoothly.

>>663796548
I got my first job recently. I was nervous at first but after a while it didn't get any better and I fucked up. Then I got put in a different role. Then my drinking got out of hand. Then I had to leave my flat and my job and move back home. And now I'm worse off than if I'd never got the job. Sorry if this wasn't that reassuring.

>>663796548
Make the most of every opportunity, no matter how imperfect it may be.

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>>663796548
Give something back you dole bludger. Do your job and work hard. One day you might end up in my position. Alone and supporting your ex and a child you rarely see.

>>663796946
I've never even of that haha but its very simple, just hit the string with the side of your hand in a firm manner

requesting nudes of Sinead Hall

>>663794883
fuck i hate spark so much.

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>>663795654
Fuck /his/ I was going to make a thread on there once but its pretty much a communist circle jerk so decided against it.

/pol/ isnt much better with its constant cuck posting but Ive got shit all else to do than browse there.

>>663796999
y u no therapy.

>>663797212
Sales people are bigger parasites than dole blodgers.

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>>663794883

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>>663797511

>>663797632
What are they gonna do? I'm a fuckup, can't be cured. Nothing makes me happy.

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heres me...

>>663798314
solve your problems.
pussy nigga.

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>>663794883
>>663795751
>>663796042
>>663798193
>>663798501

Fuck everyone D:

>>663798545
Well if it was that easy everyone would do it.

>>663798294
This is relevant to my interests.

>>663798555
6 down, .5 up.
23 ms ping.

>>663798625
Love those goth chicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs

>>663797600
Yeah you were in one of my threads on /his/ (or myabe /pol/ actually).

But, yeah, there is a bit of a culture/board war going on over there.

>>663798625
Have ass shot, no pussy no tits. Have her sister Bronwyn nudes too. Will take trades.

>>663798619
"what are they gonna do?"

not trying to help yourself is 100% gonna do nothing.

>>663789571
central here

>>663798716
You again, we had this chat last night ;) She's baben.

Loved me some emo girls back in the day but bedded a few and they were fucking nuts, put me off.

>>663798555
idk, but i dont care about the downs, i want the ups. not sure if im right about this?

>>663798761
I doubt /his/ I havent posted once on that.

>>663798619
I've done therapy. Listen to that nigger, it really helps. I hardly ever want to kill myself now.

>>663798843
Depends what you want to do. Up is more important for gaming.

>>663798774
>not trying to help yourself is 100% gonna do nothing.

Sounds like a foolproof plan then.

>>663799070
all i want is ups. i hear they are better to get, im >>663798501 and i was offered 200down and 20up.. Should i change?

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>>663798959
/pol/ it was then.

Boating, Canterbury Rowing Club, 1910. Steffano Webb

>>663798619
Go on the sickness benefit for depression and suicidal tendencies. Then mope around your house for a few years until you either kill yourself or get tired of being a self-centered pansy faggot and move on with your life.

>>663799253
I used to work for an ISP and let me tell you, good luck finding a residential connection with faster upload than download. You're only real option is to pay out the ass for a business connection.

>>663799102
are you a virgin?
I look forward to your suicide stream in the future.

>>663799253
even if they offer you those speeds.
you won't get those speeds.

>>663793094
Hauraki minus Mikey Fucking Havoc. Cant stand that cunt, why Waverley ever married his dumb ass ill never know.

Oh and Lower Hutt checking in.

>>663794922
Not this year bro, grew for 2 years straight up to Feb last year for extra cash, didnt smoke any of it.
Made epic bank with just a 1x1 tent in my spare bedroom.

>>663799442
>Then mope around your house for a few years until you either kill yourself or get tired of being a self-centered pansy faggot and move on with your life.
I mopped arounf for years and it sucks. Got real fat and had to lose it, 40kg, and now I'm having to fight the urge to just shut in all the time.

>I want to live life
>Not stay in all the time

>>663799759
yeah, spark for you...

>>663796694
Nothing wrong with sales cunt, its what I do and im fucking good at it. Top 3 for my role in the country with one of the most well known brands in NZ, making commission like a motherfucker.

>>663800011
How much and how easy was it to sell? Like how did you find people that were looking?

>>663800098
>or get tired of being a self-centered pansy faggot and move on with your life is the important part of that sentense

>>663800215
Whatever cunt. Things that people need sell themselves. Everything else is fucking fraud. You annoy people and exploit people that don't know better. Preying on the elderly especially.

>>663800226
Depends on what kind of sales mah nig.
I do outgoing phone cold calls 100% to businesses with some on site visits if they request it and I have a car/phone etc for that, but I can kill it on the phone most of the time without going anywhere near them except to sign contracts and do setups.

>>663800429
I dont sell vaccum cleaners or life insurance cunt, I am a professional sales rep, business to business, making your pitiful little life just that more simpler.

>>663800265
Yeah and how did you miss the part where I'm trying to move on...

>>663800619
What? I was talking about selling weed?

Still watching Catch Me If You Can.

>>663800226
I sold to a gang in bulk, pounds at a time.
Never sold tinnies or anything smaller than ounces to friends, who either smoked it themselves or sold it on to make some coin.
If you're going to grow bulk, and i mean every 3 months indoor, you cant sell piddly little tinnies out your back door.
The cops WILL find out, or if you're shitting in someone elses area they will find out and come stand you over.
I had a 1x1 tent as i said, id have 4x plants in there at once and I was pulling 2 pounds out of there. Thats $4k per pound wholesale, or $350 an oz. And I could sell a full pull within a weekend or 3 days.
I upgraded to a 2x2 and had 16 plants going at once every 3 months, 8 pounds came out of that tent by the time I stopped last year. And I was getting that kind of money EVERY 3 MONTHS! Tax free.

>>663801855
how much did you pay for electricity during those times?

>>663802070
When I first started I didnt get free power, was looking at $400 power bills.
Got a sparky mate to switch half my house to free power and then it was back to normal.

Growing pot isnt easy bro, I had more than one grow go south and made no money cause the plants died. Timer failed so my lights stayed on and cooked the plants, spider mite ruins crops, heater failed in the middle of winter during lights off and the plants got too cold and died. That kinda shit. You end up throwing it all out and starting again.

And you need someone to mentor off, unless you know horticulture already, because I knew shit when I started but luckily a couple people took me under their wings and helped. By the end I was outgrowing them lol.

>>663802487
sounds lehit

>>663791291
Try listening to local / smaller radio

>>663802734
Its fun and id still be going now if I hadn't of had to move house. My old place I never saw the landlord, I had holes cut in the roof/floor for intake and exhaust fans, had a whole spare bedroom dedicated to growing pot lol.

Oh and if you're growing, forget having visitors over or going away for longer than 24hrs, your babies come first and need watering etc and constant attention. And having people over who you dont trust 100% is also a no-no.
I had someone pop over unannounced who then told someone I was growing, its not cool having a car load of people turn up to roll you for your grow and have to pull a gun on them. I was shit scared and it could have ended badly, but they left and I put the word out if they came back id shoot first and ask questions later. They never came back. I shut down and moved house as soon as the plants were ready lol. Safety first.

Hi /b/ros anyone from Auckland here? Immigrant here btw

>>663803392
Lincoln rd reporting in. Where you from /b/ruv?

>>663803392
I'm from Auckland, go home.

>>663795612
yeah, some kind of upgrade on chorus' end. still fibre but faster to the terminal.

>>663797578
yeah, they're total shit. took almost three weeks to make the upgrade

>>663799759
they have to be able to manage 20mbps upload...it's not that much to begin with. then again, it's spark.

>>663803310
yeah, fuck that shit.
mother fuckers have loud mouths.
shit goes bad when that happens.

>>663803516
New Lynn

>>663803674
I shit talked Spark all over their social media. got requests to stop it. got banned from their shit. was complaining cause i have 100 down and 50 up and couldnt strim twitch at source. did it for weeks. then all of a sudden shit changed. i can now open 100+ streams at once on source and no lag what so ever...

>>663804652
i know the feeling. getting gig set up, not only did i have to go through 6 fucking orders...when it did go through, they ended up sending THREE modems in total. their incompetence is endless.

>>663804883
yes, they initially got rid of rid of my plan with out my saying, had to ring them and put them in their place, they said they are killing the 100//50 play and putting me on the 200//20 plan, i said nope, but they did it anyway. after all they, i was getting 90//20, cause the modedm i had didnt support it. so not only did they change my plan with out my agreement, they changed it so that my current modem couldn't handle it and it would DC ever fucking 5 minutes cause it was overloading.

Dunners reporting!

PSA, some flogs nicked some car keys last night so lock yo' shit up and keep a bat by the door.
>>663791579
Hey mate, if you're even here still
>>663792724
Hi also
>>663793279
Hey!

>>663805356
im so drunk, sorry for the typos.

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>>663805416
Yeah man, I'm still here! Late one, thread seems nearly dead
So this happened today

>>663805356
i'm new here. are all of the ISPs shit? why haven't the other players like Orcon cornered the market if Spark is shit?

>>663805416
hey there

>>663805416
There is an 8ft high fence around my house and electronic security gates

hawkes bay nudes

My german friend wants to migrate to NZ. What do I tell him that will make him rethink about it?

>>663805785
yes, all are shit. its 3rd world ISP in NZL. nothing more to say.

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hawkes bayy nudes

>>663805899
Nice contribution to the thread

>>663805906
Shizzer

>>663805746
Hey! Nah mate, it's just getting started.
Not yours, is it?
>>663805785
What's good, fam?
>>663805819
I'd prefer an 8ft high electronic fence, but that sounds good.

>>663805906

"Du sollst dich töten"

>>663806282
Ya reckon?
Nah mate, wouldn't be on /b/ if it was. Just around the road from me, she was pretty fucked though

>>663805906
tell him his pay will be shit, if he's even allowed to work

>>663806444
nice trips

Why did your government execute that Megaupload guy? Shit's fucked up man.

>>663806444
>trips
Yeah, I reckon!
Sorta figured, but I've seen people post up their burning houses/police raids/etc on here before, so anything's possible lol
The meke skidda is locked up, and keys accounted for?

>>663799772
yeye lower hutt crew represent

my new girl i been seeing for about 3 months ditched me for her exbf, got the text this morning, drunk and angry and got work at 7am wooo

>>663806670
I think you mean extradite. Because our government is pussywhipped by washington and our PM is a banker.

>>663806828
Shit, really? Internet always surprises me, anything's possible on here apparently.
Yeah mate, sitting beside me, all alarmed and immobilized now too. Yours are sweet I assume?

>>663806953
Our PM is a wanker

>>663807214
i'd take a wanker over a banker any day.

>>663807185
Alright, cool.
Yeah, mine's in a shed with another car blocking the door lol
I don't know why it didn't get taken last night though, to be honest.
Instead the took the keys to an EL Falcon across the road, and the keys to a motorbike somewhere else.
I'd go off the fucking edge if mine got taken though, jesus.

>>663807699
That's alright then.
Where were all these keys? Were they just going through houses or some shit?
God knows why you'd pick a Falcon over a Skidda if you had the choice, but I'm sure you're not gonna complain

>>663808168
I think the bike ones were in the bikes ignition, Falcon ones were inside but the house was open.
Not sure of the details. Guy was awake, I think, but I dunno if he saw them or what?
Yeah, like I say, I've got no idea why it was still there this morning, but I'm glad it was.

>>663808670
The amount of people that leave keys out and in ignitions and shit amuses me. A car was stolen the other day, had the keys in the ignition.
Couple years back a 32 GT-R was "stolen" from Midway Motors, had the keys left in the ignition. Unsure if insurance job or not.
Yeah well that's right, I'd hate to have my car stolen, whether it be a $1500 shitter or a car worth more

>>663809371
Fuck, I've heard stories about dealers here, wouldn't surprise me!
Yeah, the theft is just not cool, but I've got so much time and effort sunk into that car, I'd just be so devastated. I'd struggle to do it again, I imagine.

We seem to be the only ones here now lol

Northshore reporting in household income of 600,000

>>663809911
nah, im lurking for some tittays

>>663809911
I've never heard too much but what dealer leaves the keys in a GT-R sitting on the street..
Exactly! You can put a price on a car, but that price will never reflect the time and effort that has gone into it.
I was thinking that! And then a couple people pop up just after you've posted, always the way

>>663789289
North Shore reportan. i have a J and I would be keen to smoke it with someone tomorrow

>>663810815
I'm keen, give me a kik

>>663810218
You know about the Mega link, yeah?
>>663810433
Yeah, I'd bet money it was sitting on the yard for too long...
Insurance can get you another car, but it can't get that time or any rad memories or shit like that.
Hey, at least it's people posting!

>>663811037
no kik but snapchat me ID: laithles. It's dry as fuck out here homie so once we blaze do you have a contact in case we wanna buy more?

>>663805906
wants to get away from all the sandniggers?

>>663811282
I see what you're trying to do

>>663811282
Sure, just please officer, let me play on my phone was I'm in the holding cell ya?

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>>663805934

>>663811096
Yeah I think it had been there a wee while. Had a price tag of 25k if I remember correctly.
Yeah I had that conversation with a friend, you can make good money off a car, or paid out/car replaced by insurance, but it doesn't cover time, effort or memories, like you said.
Saves having to bump it!

>>663811662
can't see shit.

>>663811750
>>663811752

Your call

>>663811773
make a quick gmail and mail [email protected] bro, i have hundreds

>>663812072
Can we at least have your name, young coppa? so we can tell your boss how hard you're trying to do your job, and applaud your effort?

>>663811887
Fuck, no wonder then. You might get $25k for one in America!
Good, eh? Can dip in and out of here, make tea, play a game, and it doesn't die!

>>663811773
moar

>>663812558
That was before the price started increasing so yeah! Now you could get that price, even more for a low km tidy one. They're good money makers.
I was reading a forum the other day from back around 2010 and it mentioned how you could pick one up back then for 15k, you'd be hard done by getting one on that budget now.
Yeah nah I agree, she'll die down shortly though I reckon!

>>663806953
No, they wasted this guy in a SWAT raid. Saw it on BBC1, helicopters an shit landed an they went guns blazzin.

You guys in NZ and aussie seem pretty violent.

>>663812239

Willing to share? Ive got a few.

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>>663812239
>>663811773

>>663812961
yeah just mail me

>>663812965
i hope she killed herself.

>>663812793
I've just seen the time, actually, so yeah.
I'm pretty beat so I might call it a night, aye.
Catch up, have a good one!

>>663813563
if by killed herself you mean sent more, you're correct ;)

>>663813677
Yeah man, for sure, you too!

>>663813694
don't mince words faggot.
fuck off cancer.

yo someone has to have those Ella Langsford nudes (Miss World NZ 2013)

>>663812961
>>663811773
[email protected] , just make a random gmail quick and ill send, have heaps

>>663789289
who else cant find nugs?

The NZ secret service tried to frame Phil Rudd and gave Malcolm 'alzheiemers' via LSD/MMDA overdose at the direction of Andrew Little.

Conspiracy theories are always bullshit. Until they're not.

Signed, NZ fag now working at a silicon valley company. (you'd be amazed at what can be seen here).

>>663814829
shits been so dry lately here

Palmerston North checking in...

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>>663815003
yeah, i just got/am drunk for something to do. anyone her amping for sfv?

>>663814997
I must issue a correction. The overdose was done at Little's 'direction'. I've no evidence that Little framed Rudd, though I suspect it's true..

>>663814997
cool story mate, got any more?

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>>663811773
>>663812961

>>663812965
Holy fuck I know of this girl.

>>663815569
You implying that you DO have evidence of them screwing Malcolm up?

>>663815866
doubt it

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this faggot sent me this, if anyone knows him

>>663816186
Dunedin fella?

>>663815977
Yes, they OD'ed him for some reason. But why? I have no idea. Seems ridiculous, no possible motive I can see.

Wangas checking in, anyone lurking from wangas/palmy?

>>663816376
yea, think so

>>663816567
Yes, you have evidence?

Post away!

bumpin

>>663814997
And what purpose does that serve? How in anyway does destroying ACDC help little.

>>663816707
Last post for the night. I'm pretty resigned that I'll be deported back home (hope not - I like living in California). What I've seen here kind of disgusts me.

You know how many government moles are employed at G, AMZN, FB, Twt, Apl? Me neither, but I can assure you there are many. See you next NZ thread if I can stay awake tomorrow.

>>663812965
Thompson?

>>663819068
nah

>>663819158
Sure mate looks like her phone, face and body

>>663819267
lol, think what you like but it aint.

>>663819610
Richards.

>>663819267
Name? I'm just one of her many exs

>>663819830
mhmm, i have more

>>663820161
Post em

>>663820364
mail me. dont want em public. [email protected]

>>663820583
Can't be blower will do tommorow

>>663817873
hope you have a nice time in cuba!